[MBZ] I'll pass on the peas.

2014-07-22 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
My father-in-law has always been reluctant to talk about his wartime service. This was due to the fact that he was a POW camp guard, and in his mind not a worthy contribution to the war effort.   He's never really opened up about it at length, but we know that he guarded German prisoners

[MBZ] Failyah to communicate

2014-07-23 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Last night he bumps it, saying he's got to get it out of the driveway and he's accepting reasonable offers. I send him a PM and offer him $1800 with the offer good for 24 hours. After all, it's a $2000 car in my market No response. Something tells me I'm not going to get one. Dan

[MBZ] Car will start

2014-08-24 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
I saw that he just updated the CL listing for it instead of creating a new listing.  Not a bright idea, as it will stay way, way down the list and not be current.  And he's asking $950, not $700 like he was earlier ** Thats a page from the Okie book of car salesmanship: If

[MBZ] Siri and privileged white men.

2014-08-31 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Siri can suck it, she couldn't understand a word that I said no matter how slowly I went. - Curt * Get with the program, privileged white man. Siri is programmed to only understand broken English Indian or Spanish. DBV ___

[MBZ] Jackpot!

2014-09-08 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Nitrogen Tire Fill $89 on there. ** In that case, I've got about $10K worth of nitrogen just floating around in my house. Who knew? DBV, N2 is the new oil shale information minister ___ http://www.okiebenz.com To search list archives

[MBZ] Baseball bat murders at Miller Park

2014-09-10 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Perhaps, but only a vanishingly small number are murdered by people who are legally entitled to possess a firearm. And more are killed by baseball bats than long guns. - Greg My beloved Milwaukee Brewers are being murdered by baseball bats in front of 30,000+ witnesses

[MBZ] N2 in tires -- the chemist has spoken

2014-09-10 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Dry nitrogen gas as an option to inflate premium tires (the places that have beluga caviar in the waiting rooms) is used because 1) The gas contains no moisture, and 2) 100% Nitrogen replaces oxygen in air, and oxygen decays rubber over time, thus at least extending tire life from within.

[MBZ] Lawsuit: White woman gets black man's sperm by mistake Ooops

2014-10-02 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Black Donor Sperm Mistakenly Sent to White Mom Jennifer Cramblett: Suit - NBC News Black Donor Sperm Mistakenly Sent to White Mom Jennif... A white Ohio mom is suing a sperm bank for sending her vials from a black donor, saying her biracial 2-year-old daughter will be

[MBZ] 170S

2014-10-04 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
I have driven a 170S, and would consider them dangerous on a highway. Practically a parade car. I would love to have one, though. Dan * I understand the 170 engine was subcontracted out to Briggs Stratton and had a pull start. DBV, 40:1 oil-gas mixture information minister

[MBZ] Convoy

2014-10-06 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Does anyone still use CB radios anymore? I was thinking about our planned caravan to Indiana with three vehicles (me driving our Big Red Van [BRV (tm)] towing our utility trailer, Shirley driving our E320, and my brother driving a rental truck towing our 240D/3.0), and realized that cell phones

[MBZ] Dead Men Get No X-Rays

2014-10-30 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
The wife, who is an X-Ray tech at the crosstown clinic, tried to process a 41 year old white male for a scan, but couldn't because he was dead.  It was the opinion of my highly trained spouse that, not only was he not deceased, he was actually in pretty robust physical condition. He got shuffled

[MBZ] SNOOK LAW rumor: boss is sleeping with the CFO

2014-11-09 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
3. I won't be buying a new Mercedes for a while! Opening the new office is exciting, scary, liberating and fun at the same time. But, my wife has named herself CFO of Snook Law. So, I would guess no new Mercedes for a while! :)  I left my previous firm and started my own and I just couldn't

[MBZ] Should Make All Us White Guys Feel Proud

2014-11-21 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Nothing remarkable about the article, but I thought the headline was interesting Florida State Senate Talks About Bubba Watson's Length  I hear he never carries anything less than a 3 wood into the bedroom DBV Florida state senate talks about Bubba Watson's length |   | |   | |   |   |   |   |  

[MBZ] Ponomusic. Opinions?

2014-12-04 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Ponomusic ( https://ponomusic.force.com/  ) is a high def music project backed by Neil Young.  Its an inline lossless digital music player, due to ship Q1 2015 at $400 a pop.  Their library is rather limited at the moment, but they plan on expanding rapidly as more licensing agreements are

[MBZ] ROM BIOS is a wirus you get when you open an email

2014-12-16 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
I got a call from Ah-Poo, aka Mike who sounded like he was from the Microsoft branch office in Calcutta, warning me breathlessly that reports from their servers detected a virus (wirus) had infected my computer! If I turned control of my computer over to him, he assured me, he could clean my

[MBZ] XP Update: for real or did I get punked?

2014-12-21 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
A Windows XP update popped up in the Windows toolbar in the same place where Win updates have for years. It popped up from the MS shield toolbar icon (ie, not a web ad) There were two files, which after some hesitation, I green-lit.  One was  KB972270 and a second one whose number I didn't