Terribleterrible-try harder---these are really laughable!!
Kirk...:-)
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From: "Mark Ford"
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Sent: Thursday, July 23, 2009 7:55 AM
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Meteorite Limericks
Especially for Mike..
There was a certain hunter from T
Especially for Mike..
There was a certain hunter from Tuscon,
Who found that his car had a bug on,
Everywhere that he went,
His location was sent,
So now he can't find rocks before you-can!
Best!
Mark
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Here's my coffee break attempt!
There was meteorite called Hambleton,
Twas' found by a track with some brambles on,
but when kept in the dry,
it's owners all cry,
.. as all of their slices have rust on!
There was a man from the west,
Who swore his collection was best,
Till it rolled down a hi
Some paper napkin jottings/ramblings over morning coffee!
Excuse the obvious bias toward the Western Australian subject matter...
1. Some limericks about meteorites
Not stamps or coins or stalagtites
For a collector only knows
Why he craves such curios
It's other - world delights!
2.
There once was a meteorite seller,
Who behaved like a young Helen Keller.
No concept of time was allowed in his mind,
and never a care to how often defined.
Twas really an arrogant feller.
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WOW DOUBLE WOW!!
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From: "Greg Stanley"
Sent: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 2:33 PM
To: ;
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Meteorite Limericks
Ahh... not easy
As I look to the sky and see the light
Hoping another
to my
SUPERIOR
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From: "Anita Westlake"
Sent: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 1:46 PM
To: "Martin Altmann" ;
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Meteorite Limericks
I'm not sure what the contest "rules" are (if any), but her
"YOUSE" GOT TALENT
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From: "Martin Altmann"
Sent: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 10:43 AM
To:
Cc: "'Impactika'"
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Meteorite Limericks
That bumpy one is for Anne:
I recently named
ALEX!!! SUPERIOR
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From: "Alexander Seidel"
Sent: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 10:37 AM
To: "Martin Altmann" ;
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Meteorite Limericks
This is what just came to my mind:
Would like to invest in
OUTSTANDING!!
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From: "Martin Altmann"
Sent: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 9:50 AM
To:
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Meteorite Limericks
Hmm, still on the run. That is no Limerick, isn't it? Has the city name
to
be at
Ok here's my three tries... Be easy... ;)
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Oh the meteorite hunter clan
with metal detector in hand
pounding the ground
Walkin' all round
luckily found
a meteorite which fell down
the treasure there lies in the sand
fireballs are cool
they make me drool
so har
Ok, it's plain to see the winner of the 1st Annual Meteoritical Limerick
Contest is hands down, by consensus: The Envelope Please: It's Anita
Westlake! Anita, please stop by the museum here in beautiful downtown
Lakeville, Indiana and pick up your prize: A fully crusted, non oriented,
com
My vote is for Anita's #3
#2 is funny too!
Great job Anita!
Regards,
Eric
Anita Westlake wrote:
I'm not sure what the contest "rules" are (if any), but here's my shot at it:
A meteor fell in Lost City
T'was no one around, such a pity
Except for a dog
Who thought it a log
And peed on the
Add another vote
for Best Limerick
to Westlake #3!
Sterling K. Webb
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From: "GREG LINDH"
To:
Cc: "meteorite-list"
Sent: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 1:20 PM
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list]
that soon I will not
be alone
Greg S
> From: cyna...@charter.net
> To: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com
> Date: Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:54:02 -0500
> Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Meteorite Limericks
>
> Anybody can write limericks-- let
I ditto that-
Grant Elliott
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From: "GREG LINDH"
To:
Cc: "meteorite-list"
Sent: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 2:20 PM
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Meteorite Limericks
Hi Anita,
I've got to say, the last of your 3 limericks is the b
There once was a man named Hankey,
He looked like Alfalfa or Spanky,
His meteoritical pic caused quite a stir,
At first making doubters quite cranky,
Then it turned out,
To be real no doubt,
And now on the List,
He's no longer dissed,
Instead he's been knighted Sir Hankey!
Phil, " The Original Me
: altm...@meteorite-martin.de; meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com
> Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Meteorite Limericks
>
>
> I'm not sure what the contest "rules" are (if any), but here's my shot at it:
>
> A meteor fell in Lost City
> T'was no one around, su
nita Westlake
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From: Martin Altmann
To: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com
Sent: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 8:23:34 AM
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Meteorite Limericks
Hey Pekka,
Pitäkää hauskaa!
Let's have some fun and let's have a little contest.
I throw in
Anybody can write limericks-- let's see a meteorite Petrarchan sonnet.
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suggests that you already have.
Sterling K. Webb
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From: "Martin Altmann"
To:
Sent: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 5:43 AM
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Mete
Jul 2009 15:48:57 +0200
> Subject: [meteorite-list] Meteorite Limericks
>
>
>
> there was a remarkable fall
> in Germany known by all
> Neuschwanstein so called
> fell in Bavaria, so told
> but Main Mass was found here in Austria after all :))
>
>
>
> _
> From: "Martin Altmann"
> Sent: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 6:43 AM
> To:
> Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Meteorite Limericks
>
>> Uh that is difficult in a foreign language, cause I don't know the right
>> pronunciation. Does
15:48:57 +0200
> Subject: [meteorite-list] Meteorite Limericks
>
>
>
> there was a remarkable fall
> in Germany known by all
> Neuschwanstein so called
> fell in Bavaria, so told
> but Main Mass was found here in Austria after all :))
>
>
>
> _
Across the night sky,
a rock from from space it did fly
Visible to many, and beautiful to all
The very next question, "Where did it fall?"
It had left a trail both bright and then dim
Not doubt that finding its pieces would be far from slim
Quickly a piece was found, and then a few more
To join th
from Earth. :-(
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>>
>>
>> -Ursprüngliche Nachricht-
>> Von: meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com
>> [mailto:meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von
>> Galactic
>> Stone & Ironworks
>> Gesendet: Mittwoch,
he Nachricht-
> Von: meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com
> [mailto:meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von Galactic
> Stone & Ironworks
> Gesendet: Mittwoch, 22. Juli 2009 03:33
> An: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com
> Betreff: [meteorite-list] Meteo
:meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von Jerry
Flaherty
Gesendet: Mittwoch, 22. Juli 2009 16:17
An: Martin Altmann; meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com
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I stumbled upon a huge rock
Which was hardly a notable shock
Then examined th
You guys are terrible! lol lol!!
Kirk.:-)
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From: "Jerry Flaherty"
To: "Martin Altmann" ;
Sent: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 9:16 AM
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Meteorite Limericks
I stumbled upon a huge rock
Which was hardly a notable sho
This is what just came to my mind:
Would like to invest in a find!
I look at my purse
My mood, it gets worse
Must leave the idea behind..
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Uh that is difficult in a foreign language, cause I don't know the right
pronunciation. Does that one work?
Three scientists once stated in Perth
That spacerocks do have a great worth.
So they smoked a blunt
And forbade any hunt.
All stones they
l.com
> Betreff: Re: [meteorite-list] Meteorite Limericks
>
> 3rd and last attempt
>
>
> There is a young lady of Agadir,
> She shouts "All meteorites must stay here!"
> So no nomad went
> Anymore out of the tent
> And each scientist bitterly shed a
A rock is worth more than a car
If it has come from a star
A shooting one aye
That falls from the sky
Is picked up and treasured
Oh my
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From: "Martin Altmann"
Sent: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 6:43 AM
To:
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list]
there was a remarkable fall
in Germany known by all
Neuschwanstein so called
fell in Bavaria, so told
but Main Mass was found here in Austria after all :))
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utors?
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[mailto:meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von Martin
Altmann
Gesendet: Mittwoch, 22. Juli 2009 14:48
An: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com
Betreff: Re: [meteorite-list] Meteorite Limericks
3rd and
3rd and last attempt
There is a young lady of Agadir,
She shouts "All meteorites must stay here!"
So no nomad went
Anymore out of the tent
And each scientist bitterly shed a tear. :-o
Uhuhu...now I better run...
Shht, it's fun only...
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Have always admired your english, which is better than with many
natives ;-)
In english poetry you can find texts, which are understable only for
the native lanquage researchers, so your poem is just perfect.
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Von: meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com
[mailto:meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von Galactic
Stone & Ironworks
Gesendet: Mittwoch, 22. Juli 2009 03:33
An: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com
Betreff: [meteorite-list] Meteorite Limericks
The once was a man from Peeks
Earth. :-(
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Von: meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com
[mailto:meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von Galactic
Stone & Ironworks
Gesendet: Mittwoch, 22. Juli 2009 03:33
An: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com
Betreff: [meteorite-list] Meteorite Limer
The once was a man from Peekskill,
who chased every bolide with zeal
He'd only find lunaites,
and scoffed at mere chondrites
So we put a bug on his automobile!
;)
--
.
Michael Gilmer (Florida, USA)
Member of the Meteoritical Society
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