Leggete, ridete e diffondete !!!!
Read this, laugh for it and shed it !!!!

What is win 95 ? A great bug by Bill Gates ... :-)

Bye to all of You,
Salutoni a tutti voi,

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Amici, ecco finalmente i sorgenti di windows 98:

/*
*  TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
*  Project: Chicago(tm)
*  Projected release-date: Summer 1994
*/
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char        make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void
main ()
{
    while (!CRASHED) {
     run_dr_dos_init ();
     run_linux_kernel_init ();
     run_apple_gui_init ();
     display_copyright_message ();
     display_bill_rules_message ();
     do_nothing_loop ();
     if (first_time_installation) {
         make_50_megabyte_swapfile ();
         do_nothing_loop ();
         totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system ();
         search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS2 ();
         disable_realaudio ();
         disable_mozilla ();
         disable_misc_competit_code ();
         hang_system ();
     }
     write_something (anything);
     display_copyright_message ();
     do_nothing_loop ();
     do_some_stuff ();
     if (still_not_crashed) {
         display_copyright_message ();
         do_nothing_loop ();
         basically_run_windows_3 .1 ();
         do_nothing_loop ();
         do_nothing_loop ();
     }
    }
    if (detect_cache ())
     disable_cache ();
    if (fast_cpu ()) {
     set_wait_states (lots);
     set_mouse (speed, very_slow);
     set_mouse (action, jumpy);
     set_mouse (reaction, sometimes);
    }
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    printf ("Welcome to Windows 98");
    if (system_ok ())
     crash (to_dos_prompt);
    else
     system_memory = open ("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
    while (something) {
     sleep (5);
     get_user_input ();
     sleep (5);
     act_on_user_input ();
     sleep (5);
    }
    create_general_protection_fault ();
}
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