More from the Mad-Hatter’s Tea Party (Alice not Boston OK)...

Across Britain a confused populace on all sides of the Brexit debate have a 
tendancy to respond in the same way when journalists ask them for their oppion 
in those annoying Vox Pops. One and all declare with an angry voice “why don’t 
they just get on with it”! If you respond by saying well its more complicated 
than that then you sound like a patronising “mansplainer” from the remainer 
elite. But last week I heard a useful piece of “mansplaining” by the BBC 
political correspondent Nick Robinson on this informal podcast 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p073k9z3 

In his story Robinson is confronted with a guy in a local shop who recognises 
him and asks him to explain "why we can’t just leave”. After establishing that 
the man genuinely wanted to know and wasnt just looking for an argument 
Robinson noticed from a log on his shirt that he was and adapted his 
explanation so that it would make sense. 

He went on to explain that most people had assumed that the EU is basically a 
‘club’ that got too big for its boots and that like any club you could just 
walk out of it. But in fact the EU is much more like one of the boxes that sits 
at the end of your road and occassionaly the door swings open and we see a 
forest of different colour wires…all interconnected.. and its as if you as an 
electrician had been coming down the road once a week for more that 40 years 
and every time you just stick in a new wire. That does the job you are trying 
to do. You never have any reason to un-wire it much less have a plan for how it 
can be unwired. And that explains why when the box flies open its just baffling 
for anyone looking from the outside. That assers Robins is our relationship 
with Europe and we never really bothered to explain that to ourselves or 
anybody else.. even in the course of the referendum where we dealing in 
abstract nouns (sovereignty etc) without taking much account that pretty much 
everything about the standards of our goods, the way we trade things.. the way 
we set environmental standards. This is like all those wires going in and 
therefore it really is a lot more complicated than simply snipping the wires 
and saying there! we’re out now. 

That is the gist of Robinson's explanation of course that in itself is 
(inevitably) an over simplification as this makes the EU sound like its just a 
regulatory regime for fasciliating trade and trade standards. Without 
emphasising that it is also became and in fact always was a deeply *political 
project* that has long harboured federalist ambitions. And for the left these 
ambitions also include the further embedding of a neo-liberal (Macronist) 
agenda which is one reason why the Labour Party remains conflicted.

But whatever way you cut it we cannot avoid the fact that the political and the 
regulatory have become deeply entangled for 40 years and so however much we may 
dislike the EU any program of either reform or withdrawl cannot be enacted by 
just snipping the wires.. It will take a generation if we are to do it without 
the economic and sociatel equivalent lights flickering out, the food going off 
in the freezer and the Netflix account being cancelled. 
*Intruiging surface froth*

Of course the ‘black box’ of the EU as regulatory regime is boring compared the 
Monty Pythonesqe shenaningans in parliament (or is it Faulty Towers) as the 
government voted against itself and lost. The Labour party voted against the 
policy of a people’s vote it was supposed to be supporting and a parliament 
that was supposed to want to take control away from a failing government failed 
to get the majority required.. The terrific Guardian journalist Marina Hynde 
described this as the "brinkmanship of the Cuban missile crisis enacted by the 
Teletubies!" 

Not withstanding it could be argued that Theresa May ended the week on a high. 
Perhapse even scoring a strategic victory. Six weeks ago the Civil Servant Olie 
Robins (one of perhaps THE architects of the May deal) was overheard in a 
Brussels bar describing the scenario in which the Tory Brexit Taliban and the 
DUP would (in the later stages of the process) be confronted by a binary 
choice. Parliament he reasoned would take *no deal* off the table. They would 
be left with the binary choice: either hold their noses and vote for the PM’s 
deal or be stuck with a long extension in which anything could happen. It has 
proved to pan out exactly as Oly Robins predicted suggesting some method in the 
madness.
It all enhances her chances of getting her deal across the line. There are as I 
write definite signs that this is happening.. key ERG figures are crumbling and 
the DUP are negotiating in a more positive frame of mind. She may not get the 
numbers to get her deal accross the line next week but she will come back on 
the 25th (with days to go) and have one last try.. she could well still snatch 
snatch a fiasco from the jaws of a catastrophe. Who knows not me.. I am used to 
being wrong but remain as entranced as a rabit staring at the head lights 
coming towards me. 

From my Brexit Central Sofa

David Garcia 
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