Re: [NSWolves: 8150] Henry - Kiss of death

2013-02-11 Thread Steven Millward
Not bad considering they were 14 points behind Wolves when he took over and
rooted to the bottom of the table


On 12 February 2013 15:14,  wrote:

> and it's good to see Mick having such a positive effect on Ipswich - now
> only 1 point above us and a much worse goal difference.
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> Come on Marcus! Surely he’d know about these things.
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> After all – he’s too good to pass forwards.
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> So our captain marvel, Karl Henry, has declared that we are "too good to
> go down".  If that's not a kiss of death I don;t know what is.
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RE: [NSWolves: 8149] Henry - Kiss of death

2013-02-11 Thread chantrys
and it's good to see Mick having such a positive effect on Ipswich -
now only 1 point above us and a much worse goal difference. 

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Come on Marcus! Surely he’d know about these things.

After all – he’s too good to pass forwards.

 

 

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So our captain marvel, Karl Henry, has declared that we are "too good
to go down".  If that's not a kiss of death I don;t know what is.

 

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RE: [NSWolves: 8148] Henry - Kiss of death

2013-02-11 Thread Rog & Rita
What about that 40 yard pass he put onto SEB's chest for the disallowed goal
in the Leicester game?

However his statement does make the $4.50 on offer for us to be relegated
look a lot more attractive.

 

 

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Come on Marcus! Surely he'd know about these things.

After all - he's too good to pass forwards.

 

 

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Subject: [NSWolves: 8146] Henry - Kiss of death

 

So our captain marvel, Karl Henry, has declared that we are "too good to go
down".  If that's not a kiss of death I don;t know what is.

 

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RE: [NSWolves: 8147] Henry - Kiss of death

2013-02-11 Thread Jeremy Tonks
Come on Marcus! Surely he'd know about these things.

After all - he's too good to pass forwards.

 

 

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Subject: [NSWolves: 8146] Henry - Kiss of death

 

So our captain marvel, Karl Henry, has declared that we are "too good to go
down".  If that's not a kiss of death I don;t know what is.

 

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[NSWolves: 8146] Henry - Kiss of death

2013-02-11 Thread chantrys
So our captain marvel, Karl Henry, has declared that we are "too good
to go down".  If that's not a kiss of death I don;t know what is.

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Re: [NSWolves: 8145] FW: Tesco - Aldi

2013-02-11 Thread Steven Millward
Excellent


On 11 February 2013 16:24, Rog & Rita  wrote:

> ** **
>
>  
>
> *I went to a Tesco café yesterday and ordered a burger. They asked me if
> I wanted anything on it, and I said: ‘Yes — a fiver each way.’
>
> Does anyone have a tooth pick? I had a Tesco burger last night and there’s
> still a bit between my teeth.*
>
> *
> **I’ve got some Tesco burgers in the fridge. But** **.** **.** **.** **THEY’RE
> OF!
>
> My doctor told me to watch what I eat, so I went out and bought tickets
> for the Grand National.
>
> **
> **Scientist: ‘Sir, we’ve discovered horse meat in your burgers.’
> Tesco boss: ‘Why the long face?’
>
> I won’t eat Tesco burgers. They may be low in fat, but they have a very
> high Shergar content.
>
> Tesco are giving treble points on your Club card for all burgers and
> petrol, starting today. The deal’s called Only Fuel and Horses.
>
> What do you call a burnt Tesco burger? Black Beauty.*
>
> *
> **A motorist gets pulled over by a police officer, who asks him to blow
> into a breathalyser. The machine beeps.
> ‘I’m sorry Sir,’ says the officer. ‘You’re over the limit. Can you tell me
> what you have had tonight?’
> ‘Nothing Officer,’ replies the man. ‘Just a burger from Tesco.’
> ‘That explains it,’ says the policeman. ‘I knew I could smell Red Rum.’
>
> They’ve found horse meat in Tesco burgers? It’s an unbridled disaster.
>
> A Tesco burger walks into a bar. ‘A pint please.’
> ‘I can’t hear you,’ says the barman.
> ‘Sorry’ replies the burger. ‘I’m a little bit horse.’
>
> I selected some burgers on the Tesco website. And then clicked ‘Add to
> cart.’
>
> A woman has been taken to hospital after eating Tesco burgers. Her
> condition is said to be stable.
>
> I used to work on the Tesco meat counter, I hated it, it was like flogging
> a dead horse.
>
> Last night I ate a Tesco burger, an Iceland burger and an Aldi burger to
> find out which had the best taste.
> Tesco won by a short head.
>
> I think someone may be sending me death threats. I woke up this morning
> with a Tesco burger in my bed.
>
> Have you heard? Now traces of zebra have been found in Tesco barcodes.
> *
>
> *I bought an‘award-winning’ Tesco burger. I didn’t realise they meant it
> had won the Cheltenham Gold Cup.
>
> I used to work for Tesco, but I was fired. I got an email about a delivery
> of horse meat and I marked it as spam.
>
> Horse meat in Tesco burgers? What are the odds on that?
>
> I tried to take some burgers back to Tesco but they said they wouldn’t
> accept them. Looks like I’m saddled with them.
>
> Husband: ‘I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.’
> Wife: ‘Why don’t you go to Tesco?’
>
> Personally, I think people who don’t like eating horse meat are being a
> bit blinkered.
>
> Despite the recent news, Tesco says that their beef burger sales remain
> stable.
>
> Are you in favour of horse meat in your burgers? Yay or Neigh?
>
> I won’t be switching to Tesco Finest burgers. They’re so expensive that
> buying enough for a big family dinner won’t leave you much change from a
> pony.
> **
> **I was going to give up fast food for January, but I fell at the final
> hurdle and had a Tesco burger.
>
> Unused HMV vouchers are now being accepted at Tesco. Just tell them HMV
> means‘Horse Meat Voucher’.
>
> Despite the recent scandal, Tesco insist they use only meat of the highest
> quality. A spokesman said: ‘Our meat has to clear several hurdles before it
> goes on sale.’*
>
> *
> I don’t know why there’s a fuss all of a sudden. There’s been horse meat
> in Tesco burgers for donkey’s years.
>
> I like my burgers with a side saddle and neighonnaise.
>
> I hope Tesco were selling those burgers at hoof price.
>
> So there’s horse meat in Tesco’s burgers. Don’t worry, it’s not the mane
> ingredient.
>
> Forget the Everyday Value burgers — I only eat those mini-burgers you have
> as snacks. You know, the horse d’oeuvres.
>
> I bought some Tesco burgers — I wanted to get venison ones, but they were
> dead dear.*
>
> *Tesco would’ve got away with it if it wasn’t for the DN Neigh test.*
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RE: [NSWolves: 8144] FW: Tesco - Aldi

2013-02-11 Thread mark worrall
My wifes been having trouble getting strong enough pain killers over here for 
her back, so now she just goes and has a Findus Beef Lasagne.

 

 

From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of 
Rog & Rita
Sent: 11 February 2013 05:24
To: nswolves@googlegroups.com
Subject: [NSWolves: 8143] FW: Tesco - Aldi

 

 

 

I went to a Tesco café yesterday and ordered a burger. They asked me if I 
wanted anything on it, and I said: ‘Yes — a fiver each way.’

Does anyone have a tooth pick? I had a Tesco burger last night and there’s 
still a bit between my teeth.


I’ve got some Tesco burgers in the fridge. But . . . THEY’RE OF!

My doctor told me to watch what I eat, so I went out and bought tickets for the 
Grand National.


Scientist: ‘Sir, we’ve discovered horse meat in your burgers.’
Tesco boss: ‘Why the long face?’

I won’t eat Tesco burgers. They may be low in fat, but they have a very high 
Shergar content.

Tesco are giving treble points on your Club card for all burgers and petrol, 
starting today. The deal’s called Only Fuel and Horses.

What do you call a burnt Tesco burger? Black Beauty.


A motorist gets pulled over by a police officer, who asks him to blow into a 
breathalyser. The machine beeps.
‘I’m sorry Sir,’ says the officer. ‘You’re over the limit. Can you tell me what 
you have had tonight?’
‘Nothing Officer,’ replies the man. ‘Just a burger from Tesco.’
‘That explains it,’ says the policeman. ‘I knew I could smell Red Rum.’

They’ve found horse meat in Tesco burgers? It’s an unbridled disaster.

A Tesco burger walks into a bar. ‘A pint please.’
‘I can’t hear you,’ says the barman. 
‘Sorry’ replies the burger. ‘I’m a little bit horse.’ 

I selected some burgers on the Tesco website. And then clicked ‘Add to cart.’

A woman has been taken to hospital after eating Tesco burgers. Her condition is 
said to be stable.

I used to work on the Tesco meat counter, I hated it, it was like flogging a 
dead horse.

Last night I ate a Tesco burger, an Iceland burger and an Aldi burger to find 
out which had the best taste.
Tesco won by a short head. 

I think someone may be sending me death threats. I woke up this morning with a 
Tesco burger in my bed.

Have you heard? Now traces of zebra have been found in Tesco barcodes.

I bought an‘award-winning’ Tesco burger. I didn’t realise they meant it had won 
the Cheltenham Gold Cup.

I used to work for Tesco, but I was fired. I got an email about a delivery of 
horse meat and I marked it as spam. 

Horse meat in Tesco burgers? What are the odds on that?

I tried to take some burgers back to Tesco but they said they wouldn’t accept 
them. Looks like I’m saddled with them.

Husband: ‘I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.’
Wife: ‘Why don’t you go to Tesco?’

Personally, I think people who don’t like eating horse meat are being a bit 
blinkered. 

Despite the recent news, Tesco says that their beef burger sales remain stable.

Are you in favour of horse meat in your burgers? Yay or Neigh?

I won’t be switching to Tesco Finest burgers. They’re so expensive that buying 
enough for a big family dinner won’t leave you much change from a pony. 

I was going to give up fast food for January, but I fell at the final hurdle 
and had a Tesco burger.

Unused HMV vouchers are now being accepted at Tesco. Just tell them HMV 
means‘Horse Meat Voucher’.

Despite the recent scandal, Tesco insist they use only meat of the highest 
quality. A spokesman said: ‘Our meat has to clear several hurdles before it 
goes on sale.’


I don’t know why there’s a fuss all of a sudden. There’s been horse meat in 
Tesco burgers for donkey’s years.

I like my burgers with a side saddle and neighonnaise.

I hope Tesco were selling those burgers at hoof price.

So there’s horse meat in Tesco’s burgers. Don’t worry, it’s not the mane 
ingredient.

Forget the Everyday Value burgers — I only eat those mini-burgers you have as 
snacks. You know, the horse d’oeuvres.

I bought some Tesco burgers — I wanted to get venison ones, but they were dead 
dear.

Tesco would’ve got away with it if it wasn’t for the DN Neigh test.

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