RE: Bumoer Stickers [RE: Rebuilding indexes]

2001-06-03 Thread Mark Leith
PROTECTED] To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: Bumoer Stickers [RE: Rebuilding indexes] Date: Fri, 01 Jun 2001 13:32:25 -0800 On Fri, 1 Jun 2001, Kevin Kostyszyn wrote: What does RTFM mean? Beautiful. That's our bumper sticker. -- Jeremiah Wilton http

RE: Bumper Stickers [Re: Bumoer Stickers [RE: Rebuilding indexes]

2001-06-02 Thread Christopher Spence
1. Driver only carries $20 in ammunition. 2. Save the whales! Collect the whole set. 3. If it's not vaporware, it's crap! 4. Please pay MS now to complete rebooting your PC 5. A failure to plan on your part does not constitute as a crisis on my part 6. A conclusion is simply the

RE: Bumoer Stickers [RE: Rebuilding indexes]

2001-06-02 Thread Thater, William
On Fri, 1 Jun 2001,Rachel Carmichael scribbled on the wall in glitter crayon: -THAT one I'll put on my car :) - -and my desk. and the developer's face OK so who's geting them printed?;-) or should i look into it? -- Bill Shrek Thater Certifiable ORACLE DBA Telergy, Inc.[EMAIL

RE: Bumoer Stickers [RE: Rebuilding indexes]

2001-06-02 Thread Hal Wigoda
what was the date of this cartoon?? At 01:25 PM 6/1/01 -0800, Post, Ethan wrote: This is getting stupid, sorry I'm going to contribute to this...how about Calvin (http://www.ucomics.com/calvinandhobbes/viewch.htm) peeing on a SQL Server Logo, sure beats him peeing on a Ford sign. - Ethan Post

RE: Bumoer Stickers [RE: Rebuilding indexes]

2001-06-01 Thread Kevin Kostyszyn
And for us NT users REBOOT -Original Message- Kirti Sent: Friday, June 01, 2001 3:31 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L It got me thinking that it would be fun to have some bumper stickers made up for members of this list. Some ideas I had: ARE YOU

Re: Bumoer Stickers [RE: Rebuilding indexes]

2001-06-01 Thread Ray Stell
Got 9i? Fire your DBA! On Fri, Jun 01, 2001 at 12:28:24PM -0800, Haskins, Ed wrote: Don't forget these: RTFM Unix or NT? URGENT: Tell me everything you know about ___? Ed Haskins Oracle DBA Verizon Wireless -Original Message- Sent: Friday, June 01,

RE: Bumoer Stickers [RE: Rebuilding indexes]

2001-06-01 Thread Post, Ethan
This is getting stupid, sorry I'm going to contribute to this...how about Calvin (http://www.ucomics.com/calvinandhobbes/viewch.htm) peeing on a SQL Server Logo, sure beats him peeing on a Ford sign. - Ethan Post --

RE: Bumoer Stickers [RE: Rebuilding indexes]

2001-06-01 Thread Jeremiah Wilton
On Fri, 1 Jun 2001, Kevin Kostyszyn wrote: What does RTFM mean? Beautiful. That's our bumper sticker. -- Jeremiah Wilton http://www.speakeasy.net/~jwilton -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Jeremiah Wilton INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network

Bumper Stickers [Re: Bumoer Stickers [RE: Rebuilding indexes]]

2001-06-01 Thread Srini . Chavali
My two favorites - 1. My karma ran over my dogma. 2. Save wildlife - party naked. Srini Chavali Oracle DBA Cummins Inc Jim Hawkins [EMAIL PROTECTED]@fatcity.com on 06/01/2001 03:33:11 PM Please respond to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent by: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Multiple recipients of list

RE: WOB / RE: Bumoer Stickers [RE: Rebuilding indexes]

2001-06-01 Thread Scott . Shafer
Stickers [RE: Rebuilding indexes] is that supposed to be printed with really small, or really big font? 'IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU ARE A CERTIFIED PIG FUNDAMENT' -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services

RE: Bumoer Stickers [RE: Rebuilding indexes]

2001-06-01 Thread Haskins, Ed
Kev, Read The F*%ing Manual People get RTFM'd much more on the LazyDBA list than here...but I'm fairly certain this must have been used on this List as well at one point or another!! Ed Ed Haskins Oracle DBA Verizon Wireless -Original Message- Sent: Friday, June 01, 2001 5:09 PM To:

Re: Bumoer Stickers [RE: Rebuilding indexes]

2001-06-01 Thread Ray Stell
On Fri, Jun 01, 2001 at 01:32:25PM -0800, Jeremiah Wilton wrote: On Fri, 1 Jun 2001, Kevin Kostyszyn wrote: What does RTFM mean? Beautiful. That's our bumper sticker. yep, well done! === Ray Stell [EMAIL PROTECTED] (540)

RE: Bumoer Stickers [RE: Rebuilding indexes]

2001-06-01 Thread Scott . Shafer
recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: RE: Bumoer Stickers [RE: Rebuilding indexes] This is getting stupid, sorry I'm going to contribute to this...how about Calvin (http://www.ucomics.com/calvinandhobbes/viewch.htm) peeing on a SQL Server Logo, sure beats him peeing on a Ford sign. - Ethan Post

RE: Bumoer Stickers [RE: Rebuilding indexes]

2001-06-01 Thread Post, Ethan
Here is the log from a guy last week on LazyDBA, I sent him about 3 emails asking if he had even bothered to open the manual and never got a response, check out his final post... May 16... How would I upgrade an Oracle 7.3.4 database to an Oracle 8.1.6 database. I'm new to oracle and I don't

RE: Bumoer Stickers [RE: Rebuilding indexes]

2001-06-01 Thread Rachel Carmichael
THAT one I'll put on my car :) and my desk. and the developer's face From: Jeremiah Wilton [EMAIL PROTECTED] Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: Bumoer Stickers [RE: Rebuilding indexes] Date: Fri, 01 Jun 2001 13:32:25 -0800