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Subject: RE: Bumoer Stickers [RE: Rebuilding indexes]
Date: Fri, 01 Jun 2001 13:32:25 -0800
On Fri, 1 Jun 2001, Kevin Kostyszyn wrote:
What does RTFM mean?
Beautiful. That's our bumper sticker.
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Jeremiah Wilton
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1. Driver only carries $20 in ammunition.
2. Save the whales! Collect the whole set.
3. If it's not vaporware, it's crap!
4. Please pay MS now to complete rebooting your PC
5. A failure to plan on your part does not constitute as a crisis on my
part
6. A conclusion is simply the
On Fri, 1 Jun 2001,Rachel Carmichael scribbled on the wall in glitter crayon:
-THAT one I'll put on my car :)
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-and my desk. and the developer's face
OK so who's geting them printed?;-) or should i look into it?
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Bill Shrek Thater Certifiable ORACLE DBA
Telergy, Inc.[EMAIL
what was the date of this cartoon??
At 01:25 PM 6/1/01 -0800, Post, Ethan wrote:
This is getting stupid, sorry I'm going to contribute to this...how about
Calvin (http://www.ucomics.com/calvinandhobbes/viewch.htm) peeing on a SQL
Server Logo, sure beats him peeing on a Ford sign.
- Ethan Post
And for us NT users
REBOOT
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Kirti
Sent: Friday, June 01, 2001 3:31 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
It got me thinking that it would be fun to have some bumper
stickers made up for
members of this list. Some ideas I had:
ARE YOU
Got 9i?
Fire your DBA!
On Fri, Jun 01, 2001 at 12:28:24PM -0800, Haskins, Ed wrote:
Don't forget these:
RTFM
Unix or NT?
URGENT: Tell me everything you know about ___?
Ed Haskins
Oracle DBA
Verizon Wireless
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Sent: Friday, June 01,
This is getting stupid, sorry I'm going to contribute to this...how about
Calvin (http://www.ucomics.com/calvinandhobbes/viewch.htm) peeing on a SQL
Server Logo, sure beats him peeing on a Ford sign.
- Ethan Post
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On Fri, 1 Jun 2001, Kevin Kostyszyn wrote:
What does RTFM mean?
Beautiful. That's our bumper sticker.
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Jeremiah Wilton
http://www.speakeasy.net/~jwilton
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My two favorites -
1. My karma ran over my dogma.
2. Save wildlife - party naked.
Srini Chavali
Oracle DBA
Cummins Inc
Jim Hawkins [EMAIL PROTECTED]@fatcity.com on 06/01/2001 03:33:11 PM
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Stickers [RE: Rebuilding indexes]
is that supposed to be printed with really small, or really big font?
'IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU ARE A CERTIFIED PIG FUNDAMENT'
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Kev,
Read The F*%ing Manual
People get RTFM'd much more on the LazyDBA list than here...but I'm fairly
certain this must have been used on this List as well at one point or
another!!
Ed
Ed Haskins
Oracle DBA
Verizon Wireless
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Sent: Friday, June 01, 2001 5:09 PM
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On Fri, Jun 01, 2001 at 01:32:25PM -0800, Jeremiah Wilton wrote:
On Fri, 1 Jun 2001, Kevin Kostyszyn wrote:
What does RTFM mean?
Beautiful. That's our bumper sticker.
yep, well done!
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Subject: RE: Bumoer Stickers [RE: Rebuilding indexes]
This is getting stupid, sorry I'm going to contribute to this...how about
Calvin (http://www.ucomics.com/calvinandhobbes/viewch.htm) peeing on a SQL
Server Logo, sure beats him peeing on a Ford sign.
- Ethan Post
Here is the log from a guy last week on LazyDBA, I sent him about 3 emails
asking if he had even bothered to open the manual and never got a response,
check out his final post...
May 16...
How would I upgrade an Oracle 7.3.4 database to an
Oracle 8.1.6 database. I'm new to oracle and I don't
THAT one I'll put on my car :)
and my desk. and the developer's face
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Date: Fri, 01 Jun 2001 13:32:25 -0800
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