RE: stupid DBA

2001-04-17 Thread Gogala, Mladen
Michael Sun wrote: Peace on earth and de-fragmented Oracle database everywhere. "Peace on earth" was the password from the movie called "Dr. Strangelove", in my opinion one of the best movies ever made. De-fragmented databases are not an issue any more now that we have locally mismanaged

Re: stupid DBA

2001-04-17 Thread Mike Killough
list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: stupid DBA Date: Mon, 16 Apr 2001 16:40:48 -0800 Not to add fuel to fire, and I DO wish we kill trees (or electrons) on more enjoyable subjects than geopolitics or racism, however, I have the following to say, as a person of chinese ancestry. 1) As a membe

OT: RE: stupid DBA

2001-04-16 Thread Anderson, Brian
http://www.darwinawards.com excerpt: Literary Reference The existence of Darwin Awards shows that we apparently do need common sense warnings like, "Caution: Batman cape does not enable wearer to fly." OF COURSE, you have to have the SUPERMAN cape to FLY!!! --

RE: stupid DBA

2001-04-16 Thread Gogala, Mladen
Well, what did they expect after putting a guy whose name is pronounced something like "wrong way" up there? -Original Message- Sent: Friday, April 13, 2001 7:01 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Ever considered trying out for fighter pilot in the chinese air force? I think

Re:RE: stupid DBA

2001-04-16 Thread dgoulet
Well, here's my 2 cents on the server side stuff. From ComputerWorld: The University of North Carolina has finally found a network server that, although missing for four years, hasn't missed a packet in all that time. Try as they might, university administrators couldn't find the server.

RE: stupid DBA

2001-04-16 Thread Weaver, Walt
Cool. Thanks for the info, Stephen. I'll let you know how it goes. --Walt Weaver Bozeman, Montana, USA -Original Message- Sent: Monday, April 16, 2001 10:20 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Walt: I think you won't be too upset with Linux. At my previous job, part of my

Re: stupid DBA

2001-04-16 Thread Rodd Holman
LOL!! Thank you Mladen, you helped a very bleak Monday become a little brighter. -- Rodd Holman Oracle DBA (605) 988-1373 [EMAIL PROTECTED] Comments made are my own opinions and views. They do not represent views, policies, or procedures of LodgeNet Entertainment Corporation On Monday 16

RE: stupid DBA

2001-04-16 Thread Khedr, Waleed
Disk corruption or failure. I hope you have a good backup for the recovery! -Original Message- Sent: Friday, April 13, 2001 6:46 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Stupid "BUSH" time! Stupid US people select Bush as president. Stupid DBAs. Stupid job mkt. Stupid software

RE: stupid DBA

2001-04-16 Thread Eric D. Pierce
Well, according to the stereotype, they aren't very good drivers, so maybe it was inevitable. ep [EMAIL PROTECTED] 04/14 6:15 PM How was it mean? Considering how well they seem to do their job, it would be a heck of a lot easier to become a Chinese fighter pilot than a nurse. ...

Re: stupid DBA

2001-04-16 Thread Michael Sun
Not to add fuel to fire, and I DO wish we kill trees (or electrons) on more enjoyable subjects than geopolitics or racism, however, I have the following to say, as a person of chinese ancestry. 1) As a member of an ethnic group that is still subjected to discrimination in today's America,

RE: stupid DBA

2001-04-15 Thread lerobe - Lee Robertson
Get him his medication -Original Message- Sent: 13 April 2001 23:46 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Stupid "BUSH" time! Stupid US people select Bush as president. Stupid DBAs. Stupid job mkt. Stupid software Engineer! I am considering to change to be a nurse associate or

RE: stupid DBA

2001-04-14 Thread Weaver, Walt
How was it mean? Considering how well they seem to do their job, it would be a heck of a lot easier to become a Chinese fighter pilot than a nurse. Okay, now that I've completely polarized this group, I gotta ask: has anyone on this group run a large scale, enterprise-type web hosting site using

stupid DBA

2001-04-13 Thread Robert Chen
Stupid "BUSH" time! Stupid US people select Bush as president. Stupid DBAs. Stupid job mkt. Stupid software Engineer! I am considering to change to be a nurse associate or something like that. Best wishes! Yours sincerely, Robert Chen ___ Cisco Certified Network

Re: stupid DBA

2001-04-13 Thread Gregory Conron
On Fri, 13 Apr 2001, Robert Chen wrote: Stupid "BUSH" time! Stupid US people select Bush as president. Stupid DBAs. Stupid job mkt. Stupid software Engineer! I am considering to change to be a nurse associate or something like that. Tomorrow you may want to get up on the other side of the

Re: stupid DBA

2001-04-13 Thread Eric D. Pierce
Ever considered trying out for fighter pilot in the chinese air force? I think they have an opening. On 13 Apr 2001, at 14:45, Robert Chen wrote: Date sent: Fri, 13 Apr 2001 14:45:30 -0800 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] ...I am

Re: stupid DBA

2001-04-13 Thread PK J
This was mean. --- "Eric D. Pierce" [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Ever considered trying out for fighter pilot in the chinese air force? I think they have an opening. On 13 Apr 2001, at 14:45, Robert Chen wrote: Date sent:Fri, 13 Apr 2001 14:45:30 -0800 To:

Re: stupid DBA

2001-04-13 Thread DENISE
Oh, I thought this was a personal message to me. At least that is how our applications people refer to the DBAs whenever THEY screw up. Denise Gwinn [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network

Re: stupid DBA

2001-04-13 Thread Rachel Carmichael
and the original post was not?? From: PK J [EMAIL PROTECTED] Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: stupid DBA Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2001 16:55:19 -0800 This was mean. --- "Eric D. Pierce" [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Ever

Re: stupid DBA

2001-04-13 Thread Eric D. Pierce
http://www.darwinawards.com excerpt: Literary Reference The existence of Darwin Awards shows that we apparently do need common sense warnings like, "Caution: Batman cape does not enable wearer to fly." ([from:] Greg Hanes [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]) On 13 Apr 2001,

RE: stupid DBA

2001-04-13 Thread Deshpande, Kirti
, 2001 6:01 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: Re: stupid DBA Ever considered trying out for fighter pilot in the chinese air force? I think they have an opening. On 13 Apr 2001, at 14:45, Robert Chen wrote: Date sent:Fri, 13 Apr 2001 14:45:30 -0800

Re: stupid DBA

2001-04-13 Thread Rachel Carmichael
well.. "ever" might be pushing it a bit... but yes, it was funny :) From: "Paul Baumgartel" [EMAIL PROTECTED] Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: stupid DBA Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2001 18:50:55 -0800 Eric's p