RE: Storage Frust....
S... People are listening... Someone will hear our plans... -Original Message- Sent: Friday, September 26, 2003 12:10 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Tim, what are we going to do tomorrow night? Not the same thing as every night, try to take over the world? -- Mladen Gogala Oracle DBA > -Original Message- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On > Behalf Of Johnston, Tim > Sent: Friday, September 26, 2003 11:35 AM > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > Subject: RE: Storage Frust > > > Thank you... The honor is gratefully accepted... Soon the > hordes of BAARF party member shall rule the world! Um... > Ok, maybe not rule the world... But at least we'll be loud! > > Tim > BAARF Party Member #44 > > -Original Message- > Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2003 10:40 PM > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > > Well, Sir Tim - congratulations with your BAARF party > membership # 44. > The BAARF.zip file will be shipped in a second. > > Mogens > > Johnston, Tim wrote: > > >Hey... I'm jealous!!! BAARF! BAARF! BAARF! > > > >Tim > > > >-Original Message- > >Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2003 7:30 PM > >To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > > > > >Sir Visser, > > > >It would be my honour to enroll you in the BAARF party as > party member > ># > >43 if you like. > > > >Also, if you enroll, I'll send you the whole BAARF.zip file (33 K) > >which > >contains the story, the dialogues, and the song texts of the BAARF > >musical which we'll do at the Database Forum Gala Dinner on > Friday night. > > > >But only if you promise me to give me harsh critique in return! > > > >And that goes for all you other members (or possible members) of the > >BAARF Party, too. Except, of course, the ones going to the Database > >Forum. They'll have to wait. > > > >Mogens > > > >Piet de Visser wrote: > > > > > > > >>Group, > >> > >>After another run-in with Storage, > >>need to Vent Some frustrations: > >> > >>BAARF > >> > >>Thank you. > >> > >>While I'm at it, > >>let me add some other RAD ideas: > >> > >>Frustrated by vendors and manuals, > >>we were about to turn BAARF into: > >>battle against any Raw Filesystems > >>(Yes, Yes, I know, a raw-dev is not a FS). > >> > >>But, not wanting to thread on other ppls turf, we thought > >> > >>CCCP: > >>for Compulsory use of a Clustered Computing Platform, > >>whose mission should be to elimiate all usage of > >>Mulitple, In-duh-vidual, ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs > >>and to enforce the use of single-installed Oracle software > >>on Clustered file systems. > >> > >>And to stay in the same retro-atmosphere, we looked at: > >> > >>USSR: > >>for Usage of Single System Rollout: > >>to proclaim the use of sinle-installed ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs, > >>partly inspired by OpenSSI.org > >> > >>More ideas anyone ? > >> > >>Don't start me on: > >>the RAC party : Ridiculous Acronym Creators > >>followed by > >>the RAW devices: Ridiculous Acronym Worshippers > >>or just plain: > >>FAD : Funny Acronym Department ? > >> > >>No harm, no offence intended anywhere > >>(except for some storage ppl, maybe) > >> > >>Getting Late... > >>Tomorrow is 10G lanch-Europe, > >>and all these ideas will be legacy. > >> > >>Regards, > >> > >>PdV > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > > > > > > > -- > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net > -- > Author: =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Mogens_N=F8rgaard?= > INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com > San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services > - > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message > to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') > and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB > ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed > from). You may also send the HELP command for other > information (like subscribing). > -- > Please see the off
RE: Storage Frust....
Tim, what are we going to do tomorrow night? Not the same thing as every night, try to take over the world? -- Mladen Gogala Oracle DBA > -Original Message- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On > Behalf Of Johnston, Tim > Sent: Friday, September 26, 2003 11:35 AM > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > Subject: RE: Storage Frust > > > Thank you... The honor is gratefully accepted... Soon the > hordes of BAARF party member shall rule the world! Um... > Ok, maybe not rule the world... But at least we'll be loud! > > Tim > BAARF Party Member #44 > > -Original Message- > Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2003 10:40 PM > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > > Well, Sir Tim - congratulations with your BAARF party > membership # 44. > The BAARF.zip file will be shipped in a second. > > Mogens > > Johnston, Tim wrote: > > >Hey... I'm jealous!!! BAARF! BAARF! BAARF! > > > >Tim > > > >-Original Message- > >Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2003 7:30 PM > >To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > > > > >Sir Visser, > > > >It would be my honour to enroll you in the BAARF party as > party member > ># > >43 if you like. > > > >Also, if you enroll, I'll send you the whole BAARF.zip file (33 K) > >which > >contains the story, the dialogues, and the song texts of the BAARF > >musical which we'll do at the Database Forum Gala Dinner on > Friday night. > > > >But only if you promise me to give me harsh critique in return! > > > >And that goes for all you other members (or possible members) of the > >BAARF Party, too. Except, of course, the ones going to the Database > >Forum. They'll have to wait. > > > >Mogens > > > >Piet de Visser wrote: > > > > > > > >>Group, > >> > >>After another run-in with Storage, > >>need to Vent Some frustrations: > >> > >>BAARF > >> > >>Thank you. > >> > >>While I'm at it, > >>let me add some other RAD ideas: > >> > >>Frustrated by vendors and manuals, > >>we were about to turn BAARF into: > >>battle against any Raw Filesystems > >>(Yes, Yes, I know, a raw-dev is not a FS). > >> > >>But, not wanting to thread on other ppls turf, we thought > >> > >>CCCP: > >>for Compulsory use of a Clustered Computing Platform, > >>whose mission should be to elimiate all usage of > >>Mulitple, In-duh-vidual, ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs > >>and to enforce the use of single-installed Oracle software > >>on Clustered file systems. > >> > >>And to stay in the same retro-atmosphere, we looked at: > >> > >>USSR: > >>for Usage of Single System Rollout: > >>to proclaim the use of sinle-installed ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs, > >>partly inspired by OpenSSI.org > >> > >>More ideas anyone ? > >> > >>Don't start me on: > >>the RAC party : Ridiculous Acronym Creators > >>followed by > >>the RAW devices: Ridiculous Acronym Worshippers > >>or just plain: > >>FAD : Funny Acronym Department ? > >> > >>No harm, no offence intended anywhere > >>(except for some storage ppl, maybe) > >> > >>Getting Late... > >>Tomorrow is 10G lanch-Europe, > >>and all these ideas will be legacy. > >> > >>Regards, > >> > >>PdV > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > > > > > > > -- > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net > -- > Author: =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Mogens_N=F8rgaard?= > INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com > San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services > - > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message > to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') > and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB > ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed > from). You may also send the HELP command for other > information (like subscribing). > -- > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net > -- > Author: Johnston, Tim > INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fat
RE: Storage Frust....
Thank you... The honor is gratefully accepted... Soon the hordes of BAARF party member shall rule the world! Um... Ok, maybe not rule the world... But at least we'll be loud! Tim BAARF Party Member #44 -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2003 10:40 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Well, Sir Tim - congratulations with your BAARF party membership # 44. The BAARF.zip file will be shipped in a second. Mogens Johnston, Tim wrote: >Hey... I'm jealous!!! BAARF! BAARF! BAARF! > >Tim > >-Original Message- >Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2003 7:30 PM >To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > >Sir Visser, > >It would be my honour to enroll you in the BAARF party as party member # >43 if you like. > >Also, if you enroll, I'll send you the whole BAARF.zip file (33 K) which >contains the story, the dialogues, and the song texts of the BAARF >musical which we'll do at the Database Forum Gala Dinner on Friday night. > >But only if you promise me to give me harsh critique in return! > >And that goes for all you other members (or possible members) of the >BAARF Party, too. Except, of course, the ones going to the Database >Forum. They'll have to wait. > >Mogens > >Piet de Visser wrote: > > > >>Group, >> >>After another run-in with Storage, >>need to Vent Some frustrations: >> >>BAARF >> >>Thank you. >> >>While I'm at it, >>let me add some other RAD ideas: >> >>Frustrated by vendors and manuals, >>we were about to turn BAARF into: >>battle against any Raw Filesystems >>(Yes, Yes, I know, a raw-dev is not a FS). >> >>But, not wanting to thread on other ppls turf, we thought >> >>CCCP: >>for Compulsory use of a Clustered Computing Platform, >>whose mission should be to elimiate all usage of >>Mulitple, In-duh-vidual, ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs >>and to enforce the use of single-installed Oracle software >>on Clustered file systems. >> >>And to stay in the same retro-atmosphere, we looked at: >> >>USSR: >>for Usage of Single System Rollout: >>to proclaim the use of sinle-installed ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs, >>partly inspired by OpenSSI.org >> >>More ideas anyone ? >> >>Don't start me on: >>the RAC party : Ridiculous Acronym Creators >>followed by >>the RAW devices: Ridiculous Acronym Worshippers >>or just plain: >>FAD : Funny Acronym Department ? >> >>No harm, no offence intended anywhere >>(except for some storage ppl, maybe) >> >>Getting Late... >>Tomorrow is 10G lanch-Europe, >>and all these ideas will be legacy. >> >>Regards, >> >>PdV >> >> >> >> >> > > > -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Mogens_N=F8rgaard?= INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Johnston, Tim INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: Storage Frust....
Sir Visser - The honour is mine. We shall BAARF around the world in the years to come. Mogens Piet de Visser wrote: Sir Norgaard, Group, Accepted, I think #43 is rather cool, as in: "life, the universe and everyting"++ I'll have to postpone review/critque/shredding of any text, statement or documents to the weekend. Too Busy Fighting non-baarf-ers... Will have meeting with commercial-of-the-shellf (COTS) hw vendor again tomorrow. (for the dutch-speaking: Cots, Baarf hint) Regards, PdV -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Mogens_N=F8rgaard?= INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: Storage Frust....
Sir Norgaard, Group, Accepted, I think #43 is rather cool, as in: "life, the universe and everyting"++ I'll have to postpone review/critque/shredding of any text, statement or documents to the weekend. Too Busy Fighting non-baarf-ers... Will have meeting with commercial-of-the-shellf (COTS) hw vendor again tomorrow. (for the dutch-speaking: Cots, Baarf hint) Regards, PdV -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Piet de Visser INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: Storage Frust....
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Re: Storage Frust....
Can't deny you such a good and simple wish. Welcome as BAARF Party member # 69. Mogens Joe Testa wrote: I figure I have to wait for a while to get BAARF party membership #69, bwahahahahahha i'll go back to programming php against mysql :) joe Mogens Nørgaard wrote: Well, Sir Tim - congratulations with your BAARF party membership # 44. The BAARF.zip file will be shipped in a second. Mogens Johnston, Tim wrote: Hey... I'm jealous!!! BAARF! BAARF! BAARF! Tim -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2003 7:30 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Sir Visser, It would be my honour to enroll you in the BAARF party as party member # 43 if you like. Also, if you enroll, I'll send you the whole BAARF.zip file (33 K) which contains the story, the dialogues, and the song texts of the BAARF musical which we'll do at the Database Forum Gala Dinner on Friday night. But only if you promise me to give me harsh critique in return! And that goes for all you other members (or possible members) of the BAARF Party, too. Except, of course, the ones going to the Database Forum. They'll have to wait. Mogens Piet de Visser wrote: Group, After another run-in with Storage, need to Vent Some frustrations: BAARF Thank you. While I'm at it, let me add some other RAD ideas: Frustrated by vendors and manuals, we were about to turn BAARF into: battle against any Raw Filesystems (Yes, Yes, I know, a raw-dev is not a FS). But, not wanting to thread on other ppls turf, we thought CCCP: for Compulsory use of a Clustered Computing Platform, whose mission should be to elimiate all usage of Mulitple, In-duh-vidual, ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs and to enforce the use of single-installed Oracle software on Clustered file systems. And to stay in the same retro-atmosphere, we looked at: USSR: for Usage of Single System Rollout: to proclaim the use of sinle-installed ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs, partly inspired by OpenSSI.org More ideas anyone ? Don't start me on: the RAC party : Ridiculous Acronym Creators followed by the RAW devices: Ridiculous Acronym Worshippers or just plain: FAD : Funny Acronym Department ? No harm, no offence intended anywhere (except for some storage ppl, maybe) Getting Late... Tomorrow is 10G lanch-Europe, and all these ideas will be legacy. Regards, PdV -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Mogens_N=F8rgaard?= INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: Storage Frust....
I figure I have to wait for a while to get BAARF party membership #69, bwahahahahahha i'll go back to programming php against mysql :) joe Mogens Nørgaard wrote: Well, Sir Tim - congratulations with your BAARF party membership # 44. The BAARF.zip file will be shipped in a second. Mogens Johnston, Tim wrote: Hey... I'm jealous!!! BAARF! BAARF! BAARF! Tim -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2003 7:30 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Sir Visser, It would be my honour to enroll you in the BAARF party as party member # 43 if you like. Also, if you enroll, I'll send you the whole BAARF.zip file (33 K) which contains the story, the dialogues, and the song texts of the BAARF musical which we'll do at the Database Forum Gala Dinner on Friday night. But only if you promise me to give me harsh critique in return! And that goes for all you other members (or possible members) of the BAARF Party, too. Except, of course, the ones going to the Database Forum. They'll have to wait. Mogens Piet de Visser wrote: Group, After another run-in with Storage, need to Vent Some frustrations: BAARF Thank you. While I'm at it, let me add some other RAD ideas: Frustrated by vendors and manuals, we were about to turn BAARF into: battle against any Raw Filesystems (Yes, Yes, I know, a raw-dev is not a FS). But, not wanting to thread on other ppls turf, we thought CCCP: for Compulsory use of a Clustered Computing Platform, whose mission should be to elimiate all usage of Mulitple, In-duh-vidual, ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs and to enforce the use of single-installed Oracle software on Clustered file systems. And to stay in the same retro-atmosphere, we looked at: USSR: for Usage of Single System Rollout: to proclaim the use of sinle-installed ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs, partly inspired by OpenSSI.org More ideas anyone ? Don't start me on: the RAC party : Ridiculous Acronym Creators followed by the RAW devices: Ridiculous Acronym Worshippers or just plain: FAD : Funny Acronym Department ? No harm, no offence intended anywhere (except for some storage ppl, maybe) Getting Late... Tomorrow is 10G lanch-Europe, and all these ideas will be legacy. Regards, PdV -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Joe Testa INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: Storage Frust....
Well, Sir Tim - congratulations with your BAARF party membership # 44. The BAARF.zip file will be shipped in a second. Mogens Johnston, Tim wrote: Hey... I'm jealous!!! BAARF! BAARF! BAARF! Tim -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2003 7:30 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Sir Visser, It would be my honour to enroll you in the BAARF party as party member # 43 if you like. Also, if you enroll, I'll send you the whole BAARF.zip file (33 K) which contains the story, the dialogues, and the song texts of the BAARF musical which we'll do at the Database Forum Gala Dinner on Friday night. But only if you promise me to give me harsh critique in return! And that goes for all you other members (or possible members) of the BAARF Party, too. Except, of course, the ones going to the Database Forum. They'll have to wait. Mogens Piet de Visser wrote: Group, After another run-in with Storage, need to Vent Some frustrations: BAARF Thank you. While I'm at it, let me add some other RAD ideas: Frustrated by vendors and manuals, we were about to turn BAARF into: battle against any Raw Filesystems (Yes, Yes, I know, a raw-dev is not a FS). But, not wanting to thread on other ppls turf, we thought CCCP: for Compulsory use of a Clustered Computing Platform, whose mission should be to elimiate all usage of Mulitple, In-duh-vidual, ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs and to enforce the use of single-installed Oracle software on Clustered file systems. And to stay in the same retro-atmosphere, we looked at: USSR: for Usage of Single System Rollout: to proclaim the use of sinle-installed ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs, partly inspired by OpenSSI.org More ideas anyone ? Don't start me on: the RAC party : Ridiculous Acronym Creators followed by the RAW devices: Ridiculous Acronym Worshippers or just plain: FAD : Funny Acronym Department ? No harm, no offence intended anywhere (except for some storage ppl, maybe) Getting Late... Tomorrow is 10G lanch-Europe, and all these ideas will be legacy. Regards, PdV -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Mogens_N=F8rgaard?= INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: Storage Frust....
Oh man, that would be cool. He can choose any membership number above 44...for instance 10046 :-). PS Would you like to be a member yourself? Mogens MacGregor, Ian A. wrote: Garth Gibson, one of the original inventors of RAID (http://www.panasas.com/bio_gibson.html), and currently CTO of Panasas Inc, will be here [at SLAC] tomorrow to talk about his research into Object file systems. The talk will be Thursday (tomorrow) at 10:30 in the SCS conference room. I wonder if he's heard of BAARF, and what a coup if he would join. Ian MacGregor Stanford Linear Accelerator Center [EMAIL PROTECTED] -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2003 4:30 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Sir Visser, It would be my honour to enroll you in the BAARF party as party member # 43 if you like. Also, if you enroll, I'll send you the whole BAARF.zip file (33 K) which contains the story, the dialogues, and the song texts of the BAARF musical which we'll do at the Database Forum Gala Dinner on Friday night. But only if you promise me to give me harsh critique in return! And that goes for all you other members (or possible members) of the BAARF Party, too. Except, of course, the ones going to the Database Forum. They'll have to wait. Mogens Piet de Visser wrote: Group, After another run-in with Storage, need to Vent Some frustrations: BAARF Thank you. While I'm at it, let me add some other RAD ideas: Frustrated by vendors and manuals, we were about to turn BAARF into: battle against any Raw Filesystems (Yes, Yes, I know, a raw-dev is not a FS). But, not wanting to thread on other ppls turf, we thought CCCP: for Compulsory use of a Clustered Computing Platform, whose mission should be to elimiate all usage of Mulitple, In-duh-vidual, ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs and to enforce the use of single-installed Oracle software on Clustered file systems. And to stay in the same retro-atmosphere, we looked at: USSR: for Usage of Single System Rollout: to proclaim the use of sinle-installed ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs, partly inspired by OpenSSI.org More ideas anyone ? Don't start me on: the RAC party : Ridiculous Acronym Creators followed by the RAW devices: Ridiculous Acronym Worshippers or just plain: FAD : Funny Acronym Department ? No harm, no offence intended anywhere (except for some storage ppl, maybe) Getting Late... Tomorrow is 10G lanch-Europe, and all these ideas will be legacy. Regards, PdV -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Mogens_N=F8rgaard?= INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: Storage Frust....
Garth Gibson, one of the original inventors of RAID (http://www.panasas.com/bio_gibson.html), and currently CTO of Panasas Inc, will be here [at SLAC] tomorrow to talk about his research into Object file systems. The talk will be Thursday (tomorrow) at 10:30 in the SCS conference room. I wonder if he's heard of BAARF, and what a coup if he would join. Ian MacGregor Stanford Linear Accelerator Center [EMAIL PROTECTED] -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2003 4:30 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Sir Visser, It would be my honour to enroll you in the BAARF party as party member # 43 if you like. Also, if you enroll, I'll send you the whole BAARF.zip file (33 K) which contains the story, the dialogues, and the song texts of the BAARF musical which we'll do at the Database Forum Gala Dinner on Friday night. But only if you promise me to give me harsh critique in return! And that goes for all you other members (or possible members) of the BAARF Party, too. Except, of course, the ones going to the Database Forum. They'll have to wait. Mogens Piet de Visser wrote: >Group, > >After another run-in with Storage, >need to Vent Some frustrations: > >BAARF > >Thank you. > >While I'm at it, >let me add some other RAD ideas: > >Frustrated by vendors and manuals, >we were about to turn BAARF into: >battle against any Raw Filesystems >(Yes, Yes, I know, a raw-dev is not a FS). > >But, not wanting to thread on other ppls turf, we thought > >CCCP: >for Compulsory use of a Clustered Computing Platform, >whose mission should be to elimiate all usage of >Mulitple, In-duh-vidual, ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs >and to enforce the use of single-installed Oracle software >on Clustered file systems. > >And to stay in the same retro-atmosphere, we looked at: > >USSR: >for Usage of Single System Rollout: >to proclaim the use of sinle-installed ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs, >partly inspired by OpenSSI.org > >More ideas anyone ? > >Don't start me on: >the RAC party : Ridiculous Acronym Creators >followed by >the RAW devices: Ridiculous Acronym Worshippers >or just plain: >FAD : Funny Acronym Department ? > >No harm, no offence intended anywhere >(except for some storage ppl, maybe) > >Getting Late... >Tomorrow is 10G lanch-Europe, >and all these ideas will be legacy. > >Regards, > >PdV > > > -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Mogens_N=F8rgaard?= INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: MacGregor, Ian A. INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: Storage Frust....
I'm curious about this one: CCCP: for Compulsory use of a Clustered Computing Platform, whose mission should be to elimiate all usage of Mulitple, In-duh-vidual, ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs and to enforce the use of single-installed Oracle software on Clustered file systems. Our cluster is setup with Oracle/SAP software on each node. It shortens the downtime for upgrades on a failover cluster. Jared Piet de Visser <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent by: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 09/24/2003 02:39 PM Please respond to ORACLE-L To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> cc: Subject: Storage Frust Group, After another run-in with Storage, need to Vent Some frustrations: BAARF Thank you. While I'm at it, let me add some other RAD ideas: Frustrated by vendors and manuals, we were about to turn BAARF into: battle against any Raw Filesystems (Yes, Yes, I know, a raw-dev is not a FS). But, not wanting to thread on other ppls turf, we thought CCCP: for Compulsory use of a Clustered Computing Platform, whose mission should be to elimiate all usage of Mulitple, In-duh-vidual, ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs and to enforce the use of single-installed Oracle software on Clustered file systems. And to stay in the same retro-atmosphere, we looked at: USSR: for Usage of Single System Rollout: to proclaim the use of sinle-installed ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs, partly inspired by OpenSSI.org More ideas anyone ? Don't start me on: the RAC party : Ridiculous Acronym Creators followed by the RAW devices: Ridiculous Acronym Worshippers or just plain: FAD : Funny Acronym Department ? No harm, no offence intended anywhere (except for some storage ppl, maybe) Getting Late... Tomorrow is 10G lanch-Europe, and all these ideas will be legacy. Regards, PdV -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Piet de Visser INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California -- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: Storage Frust....
Hey... I'm jealous!!! BAARF! BAARF! BAARF! Tim -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2003 7:30 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Sir Visser, It would be my honour to enroll you in the BAARF party as party member # 43 if you like. Also, if you enroll, I'll send you the whole BAARF.zip file (33 K) which contains the story, the dialogues, and the song texts of the BAARF musical which we'll do at the Database Forum Gala Dinner on Friday night. But only if you promise me to give me harsh critique in return! And that goes for all you other members (or possible members) of the BAARF Party, too. Except, of course, the ones going to the Database Forum. They'll have to wait. Mogens Piet de Visser wrote: >Group, > >After another run-in with Storage, >need to Vent Some frustrations: > >BAARF > >Thank you. > >While I'm at it, >let me add some other RAD ideas: > >Frustrated by vendors and manuals, >we were about to turn BAARF into: >battle against any Raw Filesystems >(Yes, Yes, I know, a raw-dev is not a FS). > >But, not wanting to thread on other ppls turf, we thought > >CCCP: >for Compulsory use of a Clustered Computing Platform, >whose mission should be to elimiate all usage of >Mulitple, In-duh-vidual, ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs >and to enforce the use of single-installed Oracle software >on Clustered file systems. > >And to stay in the same retro-atmosphere, we looked at: > >USSR: >for Usage of Single System Rollout: >to proclaim the use of sinle-installed ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs, >partly inspired by OpenSSI.org > >More ideas anyone ? > >Don't start me on: >the RAC party : Ridiculous Acronym Creators >followed by >the RAW devices: Ridiculous Acronym Worshippers >or just plain: >FAD : Funny Acronym Department ? > >No harm, no offence intended anywhere >(except for some storage ppl, maybe) > >Getting Late... >Tomorrow is 10G lanch-Europe, >and all these ideas will be legacy. > >Regards, > >PdV > > > -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Mogens_N=F8rgaard?= INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Johnston, Tim INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: Storage Frust....
Sir Visser, It would be my honour to enroll you in the BAARF party as party member # 43 if you like. Also, if you enroll, I'll send you the whole BAARF.zip file (33 K) which contains the story, the dialogues, and the song texts of the BAARF musical which we'll do at the Database Forum Gala Dinner on Friday night. But only if you promise me to give me harsh critique in return! And that goes for all you other members (or possible members) of the BAARF Party, too. Except, of course, the ones going to the Database Forum. They'll have to wait. Mogens Piet de Visser wrote: Group, After another run-in with Storage, need to Vent Some frustrations: BAARF Thank you. While I'm at it, let me add some other RAD ideas: Frustrated by vendors and manuals, we were about to turn BAARF into: battle against any Raw Filesystems (Yes, Yes, I know, a raw-dev is not a FS). But, not wanting to thread on other ppls turf, we thought CCCP: for Compulsory use of a Clustered Computing Platform, whose mission should be to elimiate all usage of Mulitple, In-duh-vidual, ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs and to enforce the use of single-installed Oracle software on Clustered file systems. And to stay in the same retro-atmosphere, we looked at: USSR: for Usage of Single System Rollout: to proclaim the use of sinle-installed ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs, partly inspired by OpenSSI.org More ideas anyone ? Don't start me on: the RAC party : Ridiculous Acronym Creators followed by the RAW devices: Ridiculous Acronym Worshippers or just plain: FAD : Funny Acronym Department ? No harm, no offence intended anywhere (except for some storage ppl, maybe) Getting Late... Tomorrow is 10G lanch-Europe, and all these ideas will be legacy. Regards, PdV -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Mogens_N=F8rgaard?= INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: Storage Frust....
Piet de Visser wrote: CCCP: USSR: :) -- Vladimir Begun The statements and opinions expressed here are my own and do not necessarily represent those of Oracle Corporation. -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Vladimir Begun INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Storage Frust....
Group, After another run-in with Storage, need to Vent Some frustrations: BAARF Thank you. While I'm at it, let me add some other RAD ideas: Frustrated by vendors and manuals, we were about to turn BAARF into: battle against any Raw Filesystems (Yes, Yes, I know, a raw-dev is not a FS). But, not wanting to thread on other ppls turf, we thought CCCP: for Compulsory use of a Clustered Computing Platform, whose mission should be to elimiate all usage of Mulitple, In-duh-vidual, ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs and to enforce the use of single-installed Oracle software on Clustered file systems. And to stay in the same retro-atmosphere, we looked at: USSR: for Usage of Single System Rollout: to proclaim the use of sinle-installed ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs, partly inspired by OpenSSI.org More ideas anyone ? Don't start me on: the RAC party : Ridiculous Acronym Creators followed by the RAW devices: Ridiculous Acronym Worshippers or just plain: FAD : Funny Acronym Department ? No harm, no offence intended anywhere (except for some storage ppl, maybe) Getting Late... Tomorrow is 10G lanch-Europe, and all these ideas will be legacy. Regards, PdV -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Piet de Visser INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
