Cute!! Yes I relate! Have been off air this week -came back from Adelaide to a crashed computer -one week out of warranty and needing a new motherboard -now rebuilt -much crap and expense later - all previous emails lost but a quiet week without a c0mputer and a greater awareness how much work we do create answering emails. Now I am flooded with enquiries etc and "Catching up" .
Pinky ----- Original Message ----- From: "Julie Garratt" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Ozmid" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Sunday, March 02, 2003 9:00 PM Subject: [ozmidwifery] Barbie's for us all! > Hi Pinkey and all, > You will appreciate this:) > Julie'', > > > > Finally a Barbie I can relate to. At long last, here > > are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR > > aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic... > > > > 1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of > > blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colours > > (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print > > editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living. > > > > 2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and > > watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of > > perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with > > handheld fan and tiny tissues. > > > > 3. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels > > shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy > > tweezers and magnifying mirror. > > > > 4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps > > with these new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the > > tummy front, two-Muumuus with tummy-support panels are > > included. > > > > 5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto > > heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's > > dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice > > stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules. > > > > 6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky > > crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin > > Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive > > age-blasting cosmetics. > > > > 7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a > > cheerleader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off > > her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and > > Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white > > and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch. > > > > 8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. > > Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo (her personal > > trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with > > Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and > > heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B. Includes a > > real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do." > > > > 9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for$ 199.99. Comes with > > Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat. > > > > 10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally > > caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does > > Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, > > she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with a > > little copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet > > Coke. > > > > 11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants > > when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and > > cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on > > the couch watching the tube, clicking through the > > channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus > > this year, the book "Getting In Touch with Your Inner > > Self" is included. > > > > =End > > > > > > > > -- > This mailing list is sponsored by ACE Graphics. > Visit <http://www.acegraphics.com.au> to subscribe or unsubscribe. -- This mailing list is sponsored by ACE Graphics. Visit <http://www.acegraphics.com.au> to subscribe or unsubscribe.
