[ozmidwifery] Two little kids

2006-05-22 Thread Julie Clarke









 
  
  
  
  
  
  Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchersnext
  to each other, outside the operating room. 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  The first kid leans over and asks, What are you
  inhere for? 
  
  
  
  
  
  The second kid says, I'm in here to get my tonsilsout
  and I'm a little nervous.
  
  
  
  
  
  The first kid says, You've got nothing to
  worryabout. I had that done when I was four. 
  
  
  
  
  
  They put you to sleep, andwhenyou wake
  up they give you lots ofJell-O and ice cream. 
  
  
  
  
  
  It's a breeze
  
  
  
  
  
  The second kid then asks, What are you here for?
  
  
  
  
  
  The first kid says, A circumcision.
  
  
  
  
  
  The second kid replies, Whoa, good luck buddy, I
  hadthat done when Iwas born. 
  
  
  
  
  
  Couldn't walk for a year.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
 
 
  
  
   









   
  
  
  
 












Re: [ozmidwifery] the Baby Catcher

2006-05-22 Thread penny burrows
Gee I'll have to try this one again...I had to stop after the first couple 
of chapters or so as I just found her writing style a bit self-inflated and 
her midwifery style a bit gung ho...maybe I was being too sensitive. 
Anyone have a similar experience?
- Original Message - 
From: Robyn Dempsey [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.au
Sent: Monday, May 22, 2006 3:20 PM
Subject: Re: [ozmidwifery] the Baby Catcher



I've also read 'Baby Catcher'. A wonderful, wonderful book for midwives. I
emailed the author and told her how much I enjoyed the book. She was
delighted, and told me she was doing one more birth ( the woman who lived
next door to her), and then she would 'hang up her pinards'.

A truly insightful book, I'd highly recommend it to anyone.

Robyn Dempsey
- Original Message - 
From: Ceri  Katrina [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.au
Sent: 19 May, 2006 6:24 PM
Subject: Re: [ozmidwifery] the Baby Catcher



I too have read the book, and laughed and cried all the way thorugh. It
is an awesome read  ;-)

Katrina

On 19/05/2006, at 5:28 PM, Diane Gardner wrote:

 I read it a couple of years ago on a plane back from the US and I
 couldn't put it down. Yes and I too laughed and cried on the plane. It
 was great to have something really worthwhile to read while waiting,
 waiting, waiting in airports.

 By the end of the book I felt I knew her so well and such an insight
 into what midwives go through.

 regards
 Di Gardner


 - Original Message - From: Andrea Quanchi
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: ozmidwifery ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.au
 Sent: Friday, May 19, 2006 1:54 PM
 Subject: [ozmidwifery] the Baby Catcher


 I bought myself Peggy Vincent's book the Baby Catcher for IMD and
 have just finished reading it.
 I laughed, I cried but most of all thought I was reading a book that
 could have been about me.

 I would encouraged everyone to read it.
 Thanks Andrea for putting it on the list for IMD

 Andrea Quanchi


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[ozmidwifery] Superbrats - on tonight

2006-05-22 Thread Kelly @ BellyBelly








Just an FYI  sorry if not appropriate.



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Are we bringing up a generation of brats? Have todays parents lost the
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Some parents are ready to admit they lose control of their children as soon as
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ill-equipped to deal with the discipline of school. 

Do we live in a world where parents have to turn to televisions
Supernanny to find out how to bring up their children? 

Recent studies at the University
 of Queensland reveal
almost a third of parents have sought professional help for their childs
behavioural or emotional problems. Over fifty percent of parents report high
stress levels. 

Professor Matt Sanders, a leading expert in parenting, says we are producing
me me children who cant cope with disappointments. The
reasons include over-worked parents, family breakdown, and confusion about the
best way to bring up kids. 

Not everyone agrees. The optimists claim todays kids are much happier
than the seen-but-not-heard generations. Others are horrified at
the tough methods of the Supernanny and her followers, arguing the discipline
of the naughty corner damages children. 

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Best
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[ozmidwifery] allergies and vaginal , c/section birth

2006-05-22 Thread islips



Hi Everyone,
 
I wonder if anyone has come across any research that looks at the mode of 
delivery and the incidence of severe allergies / asthma in these children. 

Thanks in advance
Zoe


Re: [ozmidwifery] allergies and vaginal , c/section birth

2006-05-22 Thread Melissa Singer



I can't put my hands on it now but i know it does 
exist! I have read about increased risk of asthma and allergy with C/S, 
and also spoken with a paediatric allergist who also concurs.

So it's out there! Perhaps a google 
search?

Melissa

  - Original Message - 
  From: 
  islips 
  To: ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.au 
  
  Sent: Tuesday, May 23, 2006 12:09 
PM
  Subject: [ozmidwifery] allergies and 
  vaginal , c/section birth
  
  Hi Everyone,
   
  I wonder if anyone has come across any research that looks at the mode of 
  delivery and the incidence of severe allergies / asthma in these children. 
  
  Thanks in advance
  Zoe