Given that this seems to have slipped off the hackers radar (or in too hard
basket) I have constructed a horrible solution.
I will stop using autovacuum for this relation , I will use our own system
to monitor the relation, and I will reset pgclass.reltuples on this relation
after vacuum is done t
Was slightly optimistic that this comment in the release notes might mean
that my bug with bloat on hot tables might have been fixed in 9.4
/Make VACUUM properly report dead but not-yet-removable rows to the
statistics collector (Hari Babu)
Previously these were reported as live rows./
Unfortuna