Re: [PATCHES] SEAN CHITTENDEN

2004-05-07 Thread Sean Chittenden
[ Very off topic - very funny, but very off topic ]
[ Please keep replies off list ]
Um, sorry about that folks.  My SPAM filter had tagged this guy's 
messages as SPAM.  I was mirroring a copy of the following:

http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html

because I didn't want these precious bits to be lost to the abyss of 
the Internet when next year's competition came 'round.  I was looking 
up something on thermodynamics and fire and came across this site.  
Call me crazy, but with a background in astrophysics, I tought the 
project entitled, the "Thermodynamics Of Hell Fire" should've been more 
than just an honorable mention: that's heavy stuff for a high school 
senior to tackle and it's title alone makes it sound like a cool 
project.  Other interesting highlights include:

2001 Prize Winners:

Elementary School Level

 1st Place: "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)" - Cassidy 
Turnbull (grade 5) presented her uncle, Steve. She also showed 
photographs of monkeys and invited fairgoers to note the differences 
between her uncle and the monkeys. She tried to feed her uncle bananas, 
but he declined to eat them. Cassidy has conclusively shown that her 
uncle is no monkey.

2nd Place: "Pine Cones Are Complicated" - David Block and Trevor Murry 
(grades 4) showed how specifically complicated pine cones are and how 
they reveal God's design in nature.

Honorable Mention:

"God Made Kitty" - Sally Reister (grade 3)
 "The Bible Says Creation" - Aaron Kent (grade 5)
 "Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" - Paul Sanborn (grade 4)
Middle School Level

 1st Place: "Life Doesn't Come From Non-Life" - Patricia Lewis (grade 
8) did an experiment to see if life can evolve from non-life. Patricia 
placed all the non-living ingredients of life - carbon (a charcoal 
briquet), purified water, and assorted minerals (a multi-vitamin) - 
into a sealed glass jar. The jar was left undisturbed, being exposed 
only to sunlight, for three weeks. (Patricia also prayed to God not to 
do anything miraculous during the course of the experiment, so as not 
to disqualify the findings.) No life evolved. This shows that life 
cannot come from non-life through natural processes.

2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking" - Jonathan Goode (grade 
7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his 
conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that 
women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited 
to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women 
were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born 
babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social 
sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for 
normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus 
earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion 
for Adam, not as a co-worker.

Honorable Mention:

"Mousetrap Reduced To Pile Of Functionless Parts" - Kevin Parker (grade 
7)
 "Dinosaur & Man Walked Together" - Donny Findlay (grade 6)
 "Rocks Can't Evolve, Where Did They Come From Mr. Darwin?" - Anna Reed 
(grade 6)

High School Level

 1st Place: "Using Prayer To Microevolve Latent Antibiotic Resistance 
In Bacteria" - Eileen Hyde and Lynda Morgan (grades 10 & 11) did a 
project showing how the power of prayer can unlock the latent genes in 
bacteria, allowing them to microevolve antibiotic resistance. 
Escherichia coli bacteria cultured in agar filled petri dishes were 
subjected to the antibiotics tetracycline and chlorotetracycline. The 
bacteria cultures were divided into two groups, one group (A) received 
prayer while the other (B) didn't. The prayer was as follows: "Dear 
Lord, please allow the bacteria in Group A to unlock the 
antibiotic-resistant genes that You saw fit to give them at the time of 
Creation. Amen." The process was repeated for five generations, with 
the prayer being given at the start of each generation. In the end, 
Group A was significantly more resistant than Group B to both 
antibiotics.

2nd Place: "Maximal Packing Of Rodentia Kinds: A Feasibility Study" - 
Jason Spinter's (grade 12) project was to show the feasibility of 
Noah's Ark using a Rodentia research model (made of a mixture of 
hamsters and gerbils) as a representative of diluvian life forms. The 
Rodentia were placed in a cage with dimensions proportional to a 
section of the Ark. The number of Rodentia used (58) was calculated 
using available Creation Science research and was based on the median 
animal size and their volumetric distribution in the Ark. The cage was 
also fitted with wooden dowels inserted at regular intervals through 
the cage walls, forming platforms which provided support for the 
Rodentia. Although there was little room left in the cage, all Rodentia 
were able to move just enough to ward off muscle atrophy. Food pellets 
and water were delivered to sub-surface Rodentia via plasti

[PATCHES] SEAN CHITTENDEN

2004-05-07 Thread Jim Carlson
Sean Chittenden:

I have been trying to contact you through your various e-mail
addresses over the course of more than two months, but you have not
replied. So I'm butting in here in hopes that you'll take notice. This
is in regards to the unauthorized posting to your website of
copyrighted materials. Please contact me at olobs at juno dot com.

My apologies to the other members of this group.

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