[snip]
Unfortunately I don't think some people got the joke. Next thing
you
know their going to complain that PHP should have told them the
punchline ;)
[/snip]
RTFM at http://www.php.net/itsajoke or STFW at
http://www.google.com/search?hl=enie=UTF-8oe=UTF-8q=PHP+jokes (which,
BTW has a link
I'm trying to open a pop-up window with PHP but I keep getting an error.
HELP! Does anyone know if they plan to fix this bug in PHP5?
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Step Schwarz:
I'm trying to open a pop-up window with PHP but I keep getting an
error. HELP! Does anyone know if they plan to fix this
bug in PHP5?
LOL!
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Quit horsing around fellas, what if the developers take interest in this
thread and decide it's a good idea to release PHP6 with cranial
electrodes that will detect what I want to do, and instead of me
having to code the application, PHP will just spit out the
application... That way our bosses
[snip]
Quit horsing around fellas, what if the developers take interest in this
thread and decide it's a good idea to release PHP6 with cranial
electrodes that will detect what I want to do, and instead of me
having to code the application, PHP will just spit out the
application... That way our
and much needed function
debug_and_test_all_my_code();
Jay Blanchard wrote:
[snip]
Quit horsing around fellas, what if the developers take interest in this
thread and decide it's a good idea to release PHP6 with cranial
electrodes that will detect what I want to do, and instead of me
having to
Dont tell you boss about those new intelligent features of PHP ;-) LOL.
Petre Agenbag wrote:
Quit horsing around fellas, what if the developers take interest in this
thread and decide it's a good idea to release PHP6 with cranial
electrodes that will detect what I want to do, and instead of me
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Unfortunately I don't think some people got the joke. Next thing you
know their going to complain that PHP should have told them the
punchline ;)
I guess I got burned on that. I honselty though I could save one soul
And he signs IT Professional and he wants to go back to COBOL!
LOL
Cesar
John Manko wrote:
I just wrote a web app, but I'm completely disgusted with PHP. The
application works great, but PHP is not smart enough to know what data
belongs in my database. Really, I have to enter the stuff in
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Manoj Nahar:
and much needed function
debug_and_test_all_my_code();
Which is the most likely of all the functions here.
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I just wrote a web app, but I'm completely disgusted with PHP. The
application works great, but PHP is not smart enough to know what data
belongs in my database. Really, I have to enter the stuff in myself. I
spent 2 long days writing this (sweating and crying), and you mean to
tell me that
John Manko mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
on Thursday, July 24, 2003 3:04 PM said:
Sometimes I wonder how long this
innovative technology will last when there are incompetent
languages like PHP, Perl, and Java. Color me disappointed.
Color me ignorant, but what the heck are you talking about?
From: Chris W. Parker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2003 3:07 PM
To: John Manko; PHP General
Subject: RE: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
Color me ignorant...
Isn't ignorant the color they dropped from the rainbow? Red, Orange,
Yellow, Green, Blue, ignorant, violent
On Thu, 2003-07-24 at 15:04, John Manko wrote:
I just wrote a web app, but I'm completely disgusted with PHP. The
application works great, but PHP is not smart enough to know what data
belongs in my database. Really, I have to enter the stuff in myself. I
spent 2 long days writing this
, 2003 2:04 PM
To: PHP General
Subject: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
I just wrote a web app, but I'm completely disgusted with PHP. The
application works great, but PHP is not smart enough to know what data
belongs in my database. Really, I have to enter the stuff in myself. I
spent 2 long days
. Congrats. Been a while since I laughed this hard. Cobol. egad.
That's a nice touch.
Thanks for the levity.
chris
-Original Message-
From: John Manko [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2003 2:04 PM
To: PHP General
Subject: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
I just
: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
I just wrote a web app, but I'm completely disgusted with PHP. The
application works great, but PHP is not smart enough to know what data
belongs in my database. Really, I have to enter the stuff in myself. I
spent 2 long days writing this (sweating and crying
, July 24, 2003 2:24 PM
To: Chris Hubbard
Cc: John Manko; PHP General
Subject: RE: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
Unfortunately I don't think some people got the joke. Next thing you
know their going to complain that PHP should have told them the
punchline ;)
Cheers,
Rob.
On Thu, 2003-07-24 at 18:17
On Thu, 2003-07-24 at 15:24, John Manko wrote:
LOL :) - Now that's funny!
Robert Cummings wrote:
Unfortunately I don't think some people got the joke. Next thing you
know their going to complain that PHP should have told them the
punchline ;)
Cheers,
Rob.
Oh fer Pete's sake.
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