Re: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.
Hi, News is very old it was published in june 2000. zareef ahmed On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 07:24:27 -0600, Steve Buehler [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Shouldn't have taken your Cat to school with a bag of catnip. That was asking for trouble. :) Steve At 08:44 PM 2/9/2005, Dotan Cohen wrote: Maybe it's not People Hate Perl after all... Pot, Heroin, Pussy?!? I think I got suspended for at leat two of those on campus grounds at some point or another. Dotan On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 01:31:43 +1100 (EST), [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: PHP is bad Mkay. I just ran across this interesting article from awhile back. Pretty funny http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP. A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked, said Principal Clyde Thurlow. We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB. php_logoParents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their children's school, and are demanding the school do something. We heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds, said irate parent Carol Blessing. School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP. In response to parental demands the school has reconfigured its internet WatchDog software to block access to all internet sites mentioning PHP. Officials say this should prevent any other students from falling prey like Brett Tyson did. They have also stepped up locker searches and brought in drug sniffing dogs. Interviews with students suggested that PHP use is wide spread around the school, but is particularly concentrated in the geeky nerd population. When contacted by BBspot.com, Brett Tyson said, I don't know what the hell is going on dude, but this suspension gives me more time for fraggin'. Yee haw! PHP is a hypertext preprocessor, which sounds very dangerous. It is believed that many users started by using Perl and moved on to the more powerful PHP. For more information on how to recognize if your child may be using PHP please visit http://www.php.net http://www.php.net . HTC Disclaimer: The information contained in this message may be privileged and confidential and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by replying to the message and deleting it from your computer. Thank you. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php -- Zareef Ahmed :: A PHP Developer in India ( Delhi ) Homepage :: http://www.zareef.net -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.
Shouldn't have taken your Cat to school with a bag of catnip. That was asking for trouble. :) Steve At 08:44 PM 2/9/2005, Dotan Cohen wrote: Maybe it's not People Hate Perl after all... Pot, Heroin, Pussy?!? I think I got suspended for at leat two of those on campus grounds at some point or another. Dotan On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 01:31:43 +1100 (EST), [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: PHP is bad Mkay. I just ran across this interesting article from awhile back. Pretty funny http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP. A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked, said Principal Clyde Thurlow. We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB. php_logoParents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their children's school, and are demanding the school do something. We heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds, said irate parent Carol Blessing. School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP. In response to parental demands the school has reconfigured its internet WatchDog software to block access to all internet sites mentioning PHP. Officials say this should prevent any other students from falling prey like Brett Tyson did. They have also stepped up locker searches and brought in drug sniffing dogs. Interviews with students suggested that PHP use is wide spread around the school, but is particularly concentrated in the geeky nerd population. When contacted by BBspot.com, Brett Tyson said, I don't know what the hell is going on dude, but this suspension gives me more time for fraggin'. Yee haw! PHP is a hypertext preprocessor, which sounds very dangerous. It is believed that many users started by using Perl and moved on to the more powerful PHP. For more information on how to recognize if your child may be using PHP please visit http://www.php.net http://www.php.net . HTC Disclaimer: The information contained in this message may be privileged and confidential and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by replying to the message and deleting it from your computer. Thank you. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
AW: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.
To all the cool Americans, ignore my following words. To all the others. You are just dumb asses. There are many occasions where you show it really open. You elect a dumb President, that lies to you in one way. You let your Kids get kriminalized. Your belive in God is as paranoid as the muslimes are and you blame em for that. And many more. That is a real cool story that really shows whats up in your country. And you call yourself democratic ? Isn't it time for a change? Greetings Mirco Blitz PS: I am a real addict to PHP. Ist really one of the best drugs I use daily. Just like Linux. -Ursprüngliche Nachricht- Von: Bosky, Dave [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Gesendet: Mittwoch, 9. Februar 2005 14:53 An: php-general@lists.php.net Betreff: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use. I just ran across this interesting article from awhile back. Pretty funny http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP. A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked, said Principal Clyde Thurlow. We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB. php_logoParents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their children's school, and are demanding the school do something. We heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds, said irate parent Carol Blessing. School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP. In response to parental demands the school has reconfigured its internet WatchDog software to block access to all internet sites mentioning PHP. Officials say this should prevent any other students from falling prey like Brett Tyson did. They have also stepped up locker searches and brought in drug sniffing dogs. Interviews with students suggested that PHP use is wide spread around the school, but is particularly concentrated in the geeky nerd population. When contacted by BBspot.com, Brett Tyson said, I don't know what the hell is going on dude, but this suspension gives me more time for fraggin'. Yee haw! PHP is a hypertext preprocessor, which sounds very dangerous. It is believed that many users started by using Perl and moved on to the more powerful PHP. For more information on how to recognize if your child may be using PHP please visit http://www.php.net http://www.php.net . HTC Disclaimer: The information contained in this message may be privileged and confidential and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by replying to the message and deleting it from your computer. Thank you. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
RE: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.[Incredibly OT]
[snip] To all the cool Americans, ignore my following words. To all the others. You are just dumb asses. There are many occasions where you show it really open. You elect a dumb President, that lies to you in one way. You let your Kids get kriminalized. Your belive in God is as paranoid as the muslimes are and you blame em for that. And many more. That is a real cool story that really shows whats up in your country. And you call yourself democratic ? Isn't it time for a change? [/snip] Are you familiar with the concept 'joke'? As for the rest of the things you say in this post.I hope that you have a flame retardent suit because many will take issue with your judgemental stand. You have demonstrated a fundamental lack of understanding where America is concerned. My recommendation to you would be STFU unless you need PHP help on this list. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
AW: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.[Incredibly OT]
You are really taking me to serious. Ok might be that my english is not good enough to let that sound ironic. BTW. What is STFU? Greetings Mirco -Ursprüngliche Nachricht- Von: Jay Blanchard [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Gesendet: Donnerstag, 10. Februar 2005 15:06 An: Mirco Blitz; php-general@lists.php.net Betreff: RE: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.[Incredibly OT] [snip] To all the cool Americans, ignore my following words. To all the others. You are just dumb asses. There are many occasions where you show it really open. You elect a dumb President, that lies to you in one way. You let your Kids get kriminalized. Your belive in God is as paranoid as the muslimes are and you blame em for that. And many more. That is a real cool story that really shows whats up in your country. And you call yourself democratic ? Isn't it time for a change? [/snip] Are you familiar with the concept 'joke'? As for the rest of the things you say in this post.I hope that you have a flame retardent suit because many will take issue with your judgemental stand. You have demonstrated a fundamental lack of understanding where America is concerned. My recommendation to you would be STFU unless you need PHP help on this list. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
RE: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.[Incredibly OT]
[snip] BTW. What is STFU? [/snip] Ooo.., let me do this one... This is one I can answer. ;-) STFU (Shut the F*%# up!) alex hogan * The contents of this e-mail and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom it is addressed. The views stated herein do not necessarily represent the view of the company. If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail you may not copy, forward, disclose, or otherwise use it or any part of it in any form whatsoever. If you have received this e-mail in error please e-mail the sender. * -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: AW: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.[Incredibly OT]
Hello Mirco, Thursday, February 10, 2005, 2:09:21 PM, you wrote: MB BTW. What is STFU? Something you probably should have done before insulting the majority of list members. Best regards, Richard Davey -- http://www.launchcode.co.uk - PHP Development Services I am not young enough to know everything. - Oscar Wilde -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
AW: AW: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.[Incredibly OT]
Oh please hack down on me. I also hear a lot of crap aout us germans every day an I dont get pissed of that as well. You really take yourself to serious. -Ursprüngliche Nachricht- Von: Richard Davey [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Gesendet: Donnerstag, 10. Februar 2005 15:23 An: php-general@lists.php.net Betreff: Re: AW: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.[Incredibly OT] Hello Mirco, Thursday, February 10, 2005, 2:09:21 PM, you wrote: MB BTW. What is STFU? Something you probably should have done before insulting the majority of list members. Best regards, Richard Davey -- http://www.launchcode.co.uk - PHP Development Services I am not young enough to know everything. - Oscar Wilde -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
RE: AW: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.[Incredibly OT]
[snip] Oh please hack down on me. I also hear a lot of crap aout us germans every day an I dont get pissed of that as well. You really take yourself to serious. [/snip] I told you soreally you should just STFU now or you might find your PHP questions will go unanswered. If you had said somewhereanywhere in your post that you were joking people might not be so harsh. After all, if you want to look at stuff ..Germany has a lot of stuff to look at with a critical eye. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
[PHP] ENOUGH!! RE: AW: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.
This thread, as relates to PHP, is pointless. If people have issues with what someone else said, please take it up with them privately and/or notify the list admins if you think it was inappropriate enough to warrant administrative action. The joke was cute but all in all, not that funny. It didn't really require this much extra attention and the flaming definitely wasn't appropriate for the list. There's no reason that STFU should ever be used on this mailing list. Let's return to some civil discourse... now.. can anyone tell me what a good PHP IDE would be? hah.. sorry, had to break the seriousness a little. Everyone knows ?php echo DEFAULT_EDITOR ? rulez!!! Before you post to the list, ask yourself two questions: What do I hope to accomplish with this post and is this the appropriate way to go about it? -TG ___ Sent by ePrompter, the premier email notification software. Free download at http://www.ePrompter.com. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: AW: AW: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.[Incredibly OT]
Hello Mirco, Thursday, February 10, 2005, 2:38:15 PM, you wrote: MB I also hear a lot of crap aout us germans every day an I dont get MB pissed of that as well. MB You really take yourself to serious. Considering this is a technical mailing list dedicated to PHP and not one about world politics frivolity for trolls, yes I guess I do. Best regards, Richard Davey -- http://www.launchcode.co.uk - PHP Development Services I am not young enough to know everything. - Oscar Wilde -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
RE: AW: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.[Incredibly OT]
From: Mirco Blitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Oh please hack down on me. I also hear a lot of crap aout us germans every day an I dont get pissed of that as well. You really take yourself to serious. Seriously, what do you hear about Germans on this list? I read this list daily and, while I may skip some messages, I've never seen anything about any group like what you posted earlier. Do tell, I'm curious. -- Mike Johnson Smarter Living, Inc. Web Developerwww.smartertravel.com [EMAIL PROTECTED] (617) 886-5539 -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: AW: AW: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.[Incredibly OT]
Mirco Blitz wrote: Oh please hack down on me. I also hear a lot of crap aout us germans every day an I dont get pissed of that as well. You really take yourself to serious. I don't take you at all. Let's hope there's not some problem that you're trying to solve that I have experience in. Welcome to /dev/null. Auf Wiedersehen Herr. -- John C. Nichel ÜberGeek KegWorks.com 716.856.9675 [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: AW: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.
Mirco Blitz wrote: To all the cool Americans, ignore my following words. To all the others. You are just dumb asses. There are many occasions where you show it really open. You elect a dumb President, that lies to you in one way. You let your Kids get kriminalized. Your belive in God is as paranoid as the muslimes are and you blame em for that. And many more. That is a real cool story that really shows whats up in your country. And you call yourself democratic ? Isn't it time for a change? Of course it's time for a change. It's time to change your sense of humor. The article was, and is, a JOKE!!! It's not real. -- John C. Nichel ÜberGeek KegWorks.com 716.856.9675 [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: AW: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.[Incredibly OT]
SNIP ALL Let's end this -- NOW please. Way off topic to start with, and it's gone from a posting of an old joke, through political criticism, to petty bickering. Please end this thread, now. Please don't reply to this, whether you agree or disagree - let's just end it. Cheers - Miles -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.[Incredibly OT]
Jay Blanchard wrote: snip Are you familiar with the concept 'joke'? As for the rest of the things you say in this post.I hope that you have a flame retardent suit because many will take issue with your judgemental stand. You have demonstrated a fundamental lack of understanding where America is concerned. My recommendation to you would be STFU unless you need PHP help on this list. It was *extremely* hard for me to bite my tongue about the rest of his comments. ;) -- John C. Nichel ÜberGeek KegWorks.com 716.856.9675 [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
[PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.
I just ran across this interesting article from awhile back. Pretty funny http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP. A teacheroverheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked, said Principal Clyde Thurlow. We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB. Parents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their children's school, and are demanding the school do something. We heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds, said irate parent Carol Blessing. School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP. In response to parental demands the school has reconfigured its internet WatchDog software to block access to all internet sites mentioning PHP. Officials say this should prevent any other students from falling prey like Brett Tyson did. They have also stepped up locker searches and brought in drug sniffing dogs. Interviews with students suggested thatPHP use is wide spread around the school, but is particularly concentrated in the geeky nerd population. When contacted by BBspot.com, Brett Tyson said, I don't know what the hell is going on dude, but this suspension gives me more time for fraggin'. Yee haw! PHP is a hypertext preprocessor, which sounds very dangerous. It is believed that many users started by using Perl and moved on to the more powerful PHP. For more information on how to recognize if your child may be using PHP please visit http://www.php.net. HTC Disclaimer: The information contained in this message may be privileged and confidential and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by replying to the message and deleting it from your computer. Thank you.
Re: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.
Aha I knew you guys were up to something Cheers Alberto Brea :-) -Original Message- From: Bosky, Dave [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: php-general@lists.php.net Date: Wed, 9 Feb 2005 08:53:24 -0500 Subject: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use. I just ran across this interesting article from awhile back. Pretty funny http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP. A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked, said Principal Clyde Thurlow. We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB. Parents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their children's school, and are demanding the school do something. We heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds, said irate parent Carol Blessing. School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP. In response to parental demands the school has reconfigured its internet WatchDog software to block access to all internet sites mentioning PHP. Officials say this should prevent any other students from falling prey like Brett Tyson did. They have also stepped up locker searches and brought in drug sniffing dogs. Interviews with students suggested that PHP use is wide spread around the school, but is particularly concentrated in the geeky nerd population. When contacted by BBspot.com, Brett Tyson said, I don't know what the hell is going on dude, but this suspension gives me more time for fraggin'. Yee haw! PHP is a hypertext preprocessor, which sounds very dangerous. It is believed that many users started by using Perl and moved on to the more powerful PHP. For more information on how to recognize if your child may be using PHP please visit http://www.php.net. HTC Disclaimer: The information contained in this message may be privileged and confidential and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by replying to the message and deleting it from your computer. Thank you.
Re: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.
PHP is bad Mkay. I just ran across this interesting article from awhile back. Pretty funny http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP. A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked, said Principal Clyde Thurlow. We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB. php_logoParents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their children's school, and are demanding the school do something. We heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds, said irate parent Carol Blessing. School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP. In response to parental demands the school has reconfigured its internet WatchDog software to block access to all internet sites mentioning PHP. Officials say this should prevent any other students from falling prey like Brett Tyson did. They have also stepped up locker searches and brought in drug sniffing dogs. Interviews with students suggested that PHP use is wide spread around the school, but is particularly concentrated in the geeky nerd population. When contacted by BBspot.com, Brett Tyson said, I don't know what the hell is going on dude, but this suspension gives me more time for fraggin'. Yee haw! PHP is a hypertext preprocessor, which sounds very dangerous. It is believed that many users started by using Perl and moved on to the more powerful PHP. For more information on how to recognize if your child may be using PHP please visit http://www.php.net http://www.php.net . HTC Disclaimer: The information contained in this message may be privileged and confidential and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by replying to the message and deleting it from your computer. Thank you. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.
Maybe it's not People Hate Perl after all... Pot, Heroin, Pussy?!? I think I got suspended for at leat two of those on campus grounds at some point or another. Dotan On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 01:31:43 +1100 (EST), [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: PHP is bad Mkay. I just ran across this interesting article from awhile back. Pretty funny http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP. A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked, said Principal Clyde Thurlow. We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB. php_logoParents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their children's school, and are demanding the school do something. We heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds, said irate parent Carol Blessing. School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP. In response to parental demands the school has reconfigured its internet WatchDog software to block access to all internet sites mentioning PHP. Officials say this should prevent any other students from falling prey like Brett Tyson did. They have also stepped up locker searches and brought in drug sniffing dogs. Interviews with students suggested that PHP use is wide spread around the school, but is particularly concentrated in the geeky nerd population. When contacted by BBspot.com, Brett Tyson said, I don't know what the hell is going on dude, but this suspension gives me more time for fraggin'. Yee haw! PHP is a hypertext preprocessor, which sounds very dangerous. It is believed that many users started by using Perl and moved on to the more powerful PHP. For more information on how to recognize if your child may be using PHP please visit http://www.php.net http://www.php.net . HTC Disclaimer: The information contained in this message may be privileged and confidential and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by replying to the message and deleting it from your computer. Thank you. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
