Re: [PHP] Posting Summary for Week Ending 25 January, 2008: php-general@lists.php.net
Zoltán Németh schreef: hey Dan, where is the stats for last week? the experiment is over or what? ;) ha, so I'm not the only one wanting to know how close to the truth my predictions for this weeks stat are ;-) greets Zoltán Németh -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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hey Dan, where is the stats for last week? the experiment is over or what? ;) greets Zoltán Németh -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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[snip] where is the stats for last week? the experiment is over or what? ;) [/snip] There are no stats for last week because I participated. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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Jay Blanchard schreef: [snip] where is the stats for last week? the experiment is over or what? ;) [/snip] There are no stats for last week because I participated. any way you cut it Richard wins ;-) -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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On Mon, 2008-01-28 at 16:43 +0100, Zoltán Németh wrote: where is the stats for last week? the experiment is over or what? ;) Jochem already did it for this week, so I think Dan is taking the week off. --Paul All Email originating from UWC is covered by disclaimer http://www.uwc.ac.za/portal/public/portal_services/disclaimer.htm -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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On Jan 28, 2008, at 11:26 AM, Jochem Maas wrote: Zoltán Németh schreef: hey Dan, where is the stats for last week? the experiment is over or what? ;) ha, so I'm not the only one wanting to know how close to the truth my predictions for this weeks stat are ;-) Oh, I'm interested... :) Just haven't sent an e-mail about it yet... Least not until I hit send. -- Jason Pruim Raoset Inc. Technology Manager MQC Specialist 3251 132nd ave Holland, MI, 49424 www.raoset.com [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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On Thu, January 24, 2008 10:11 pm, Wolf wrote: Jay Blanchard wrote: [snip] Dude, I laughed so loud that it echoed in the halls of the Engineering Wing over here. What makes it so funny? That it's not much of an exaggeration! ;-D very glad to raise a laugh :-) those without a sense of humour should leave the php highway at the next exit. ;-) oh and I'm gonna hold you to that beer one day :-) [/snip] The first time we ever see all of us face to face there will have to be a lot of beer bought. The conversation will be interesting though. Several folks will ask and answer questions. I will say RTFM so many times that folks will quit listening to me. Then Richard will answer all of the questions in one long monologue. Daniel will then recap. Some fool will ask a MySQL question at which point we will all point to another room and advise them to get their answer there, either that or they will have to buy the next round. A fist fight will occur when someone provides an answer to a question that hasn't been asked. The phrase curly braces, schmurley braces will be heard. And someone will no doubt ask everyone else to speak up so that we can all hear the question or answer. Maybe this is the premise for the next great novel Until that time, how many of you are on XBOX live and playing Call Of Duty 4? Or playing Eve-Online? :) We could make a PHP clan and when the sides get to quarreling, have a war amongst ourselves to settle it. I still haven't evolved past FreeCiv :-v -- Some people have a gift link here. Know what I want? I want you to buy a CD from some indie artist. http://cdbaby.com/from/lynch Yeah, I get a buck. So? -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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Jochem Maas wrote: Posting Summary for PHP-General List Week Ending: Friday, 25 January, 2008 Messages| Bytes | Sender +-+-- 697 (100%) 975244 (100%) EVERYONE 690 (98.9%) 974000 (99.8%) Richard Lynch [EMAIL PROTECTED] 7 (1.1%) 1244 (0.2%) everyone else Now That's Funny!!! True, but funny... I swear, I do work for a minute and Richard posts 12 times... He must be on vacation on a beach somewhere... ;) -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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2008. 01. 24, csütörtök keltezéssel 02.45-kor Wolf ezt írta: Jochem Maas wrote: Posting Summary for PHP-General List Week Ending: Friday, 25 January, 2008 Messages| Bytes | Sender +-+-- 697 (100%) 975244 (100%) EVERYONE 690 (98.9%) 974000 (99.8%) Richard Lynch [EMAIL PROTECTED] 7 (1.1%) 1244 (0.2%) everyone else Now That's Funny!!! True, but funny... I swear, I do work for a minute and Richard posts 12 times... He must be on vacation on a beach somewhere... ;) or he has set up some AI systems to answer to the mailing list while he does his job. or he has set up the AI systems to do his job while he is answering to the list. :) greets Zoltán Németh -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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Paul Scott schreef: On Thu, 2008-01-24 at 01:13 +0100, Jochem Maas wrote: stats while I'm at it ... I've been busy wracking my brain trying to figure out the setup for a load-balanced configuration for one of my major clients ... at least a system capable of migrating to loadbalancing ... global file system, virtual machines, all that jazz. I'm in over my head as usual. Have you taken a look at LVS yet? I presume that you are not attempting this on a Windows cluster - right? no windows here :-) I hadn't checked out LVS - I'll do some reading, although currently we're working on a Xen based system. actually the virtualisation aspect is purely to avoid having to purchase a stack of machines at the current time. the aim of the game is to allow redundancy and scalability - building the serverfarm as VMs now and then migrating them to seperate hardware as the need/money arises. actually the biggest stumbling block is getting GFS running - something which is way over my head :-) (oh look it's a plane ;-) http://www.linuxvirtualserver.org/ I just had to do the same thing for my University systems - come up with an architecture at least. If you would like the dox, let me know - they are all CC licensed. --Paul All Email originating from UWC is covered by disclaimer http://www.uwc.ac.za/portal/public/portal_services/disclaimer.htm -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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[snip] Dude, I laughed so loud that it echoed in the halls of the Engineering Wing over here. What makes it so funny? That it's not much of an exaggeration! ;-D very glad to raise a laugh :-) those without a sense of humour should leave the php highway at the next exit. ;-) oh and I'm gonna hold you to that beer one day :-) [/snip] The first time we ever see all of us face to face there will have to be a lot of beer bought. The conversation will be interesting though. Several folks will ask and answer questions. I will say RTFM so many times that folks will quit listening to me. Then Richard will answer all of the questions in one long monologue. Daniel will then recap. Some fool will ask a MySQL question at which point we will all point to another room and advise them to get their answer there, either that or they will have to buy the next round. A fist fight will occur when someone provides an answer to a question that hasn't been asked. The phrase curly braces, schmurley braces will be heard. And someone will no doubt ask everyone else to speak up so that we can all hear the question or answer. Maybe this is the premise for the next great novel -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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2008. 01. 24, csütörtök keltezéssel 07.13-kor Jay Blanchard ezt írta: [snip] Dude, I laughed so loud that it echoed in the halls of the Engineering Wing over here. What makes it so funny? That it's not much of an exaggeration! ;-D very glad to raise a laugh :-) those without a sense of humour should leave the php highway at the next exit. ;-) oh and I'm gonna hold you to that beer one day :-) [/snip] The first time we ever see all of us face to face there will have to be a lot of beer bought. The conversation will be interesting though. Several folks will ask and answer questions. I will say RTFM so many times that folks will quit listening to me. Then Richard will answer all of the questions in one long monologue. Daniel will then recap. Some fool will ask a MySQL question at which point we will all point to another room and advise them to get their answer there, either that or they will have to buy the next round. A fist fight will occur when someone provides an answer to a question that hasn't been asked. The phrase curly braces, schmurley braces will be heard. And someone will no doubt ask everyone else to speak up so that we can all hear the question or answer. yeah, and every once in a while we form two or more groups quarreling about some indecisible questions (remember the threads about storing images in databases for example ;) ) - maybe we play football matches or whatever games or end up in a giant fight to achieve a decision then, losing side buys the next round, then everything goes on as before :D greets Zoltán Németh Maybe this is the premise for the next great novel -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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On Thu, 2008-01-24 at 09:10 +0100, Zoltán Németh wrote: 2008. 01. 24, csütörtök keltezéssel 02.45-kor Wolf ezt írta: Jochem Maas wrote: Posting Summary for PHP-General List Week Ending: Friday, 25 January, 2008 Messages| Bytes | Sender +-+-- 697 (100%) 975244 (100%) EVERYONE 690 (98.9%) 974000 (99.8%) Richard Lynch [EMAIL PROTECTED] 7 (1.1%) 1244 (0.2%) everyone else Now That's Funny!!! True, but funny... I swear, I do work for a minute and Richard posts 12 times... He must be on vacation on a beach somewhere... ;) or he has set up some AI systems to answer to the mailing list while he does his job. or he has set up the AI systems to do his job while he is answering to the list. :) The singularity is upon... it's name is Richard .01 alpha. Please report bugs to the singularity himself. Cheers, Rob. -- ... SwarmBuy.com - http://www.swarmbuy.com Leveraging the buying power of the masses! ... -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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On Jan 24, 2008 8:13 AM, Jay Blanchard [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The first time we ever see all of us face to face there will have to be a lot of beer bought. The conversation will be interesting though. Several folks will ask and answer questions. I will say RTFM so many times that folks will quit listening to me. Then Richard will answer all of the questions in one long monologue. Daniel will then recap. Some fool will ask a MySQL question at which point we will all point to another room and advise them to get their answer there, either that or they will have to buy the next round. A fist fight will occur when someone provides an answer to a question that hasn't been asked. The phrase curly braces, schmurley braces will be heard. And someone will no doubt ask everyone else to speak up so that we can all hear the question or answer. People will then be scorned for speaking with someone one-on-one, and the person to which they were speaking will have to repeat the conversation to the group, verbatim. And eventually someone will ask a question of their own during someone else's conversation, and then when they change the subject, no one will even know what conversation they were originally referring to. Crayon will show up for a few minutes, use some very big words, and then mysteriously disappear again. Someone new to the party will come out of the bathroom, immediately hit the hors d'oeuvre table, and several people will scold said person for not sanitizing his input. Every so often, the phone will ring, and it will be someone asking a one-off question from one of the neighborhood newsgroups. Someone will be tinkering around in the corner for a while, and then disappear to the second floor for a short while to have a talk with the Internals department. Then, the worst sin of all occurs: someone top-posts in the middle of a discussion. That person is then brutally assaulted, argues back and calls names, and is then never heard from again. Then, out of nowhere, *some darn fool* will just keep saying the same thing, over and over again, to the tune of about 93 times, once every minute. :-\ Maybe this is the premise for the next great novel I'd buy it. :-D -- /Dan Daniel P. Brown Senior Unix Geek and #1 Rated Year's Coolest Guy By Self Since Nineteen-Seventy-[mumble]. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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On Jan 24, 2008 1:11 PM, Daniel Brown [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Jan 24, 2008 8:13 AM, Jay Blanchard [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The first time we ever see all of us face to face there will have to be a lot of beer bought. The conversation will be interesting though. Several folks will ask and answer questions. I will say RTFM so many times that folks will quit listening to me. Then Richard will answer all of the questions in one long monologue. Daniel will then recap. Some fool will ask a MySQL question at which point we will all point to another room and advise them to get their answer there, either that or they will have to buy the next round. A fist fight will occur when someone provides an answer to a question that hasn't been asked. The phrase curly braces, schmurley braces will be heard. And someone will no doubt ask everyone else to speak up so that we can all hear the question or answer. People will then be scorned for speaking with someone one-on-one, and the person to which they were speaking will have to repeat the conversation to the group, verbatim. And eventually someone will ask a question of their own during someone else's conversation, and then when they change the subject, no one will even know what conversation they were originally referring to. Crayon will show up for a few minutes, use some very big words, and then mysteriously disappear again. Someone new to the party will come out of the bathroom, immediately hit the hors d'oeuvre table, and several people will scold said person for not sanitizing his input. Every so often, the phone will ring, and it will be someone asking a one-off question from one of the neighborhood newsgroups. Someone will be tinkering around in the corner for a while, and then disappear to the second floor for a short while to have a talk with the Internals department. Then, the worst sin of all occurs: someone top-posts in the middle of a discussion. That person is then brutally assaulted, argues back and calls names, and is then never heard from again. Then, out of nowhere, *some darn fool* will just keep saying the same thing, over and over again, to the tune of about 93 times, once every minute. :-\ Maybe this is the premise for the next great novel I'd buy it. :-D -- /Dan Daniel P. Brown Senior Unix Geek and #1 Rated Year's Coolest Guy By Self Since Nineteen-Seventy-[mumble]. And then periodically Dan will stand up in the middle of the room and tell everyone how many times each person has spoken since his last count. This will, of course, prompt someone in the back of the room to complain because he didn't want anyone to know he was even in the room in the first place. :-D Andrew -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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Jay Blanchard wrote: [snip] Dude, I laughed so loud that it echoed in the halls of the Engineering Wing over here. What makes it so funny? That it's not much of an exaggeration! ;-D very glad to raise a laugh :-) those without a sense of humour should leave the php highway at the next exit. ;-) oh and I'm gonna hold you to that beer one day :-) [/snip] The first time we ever see all of us face to face there will have to be a lot of beer bought. The conversation will be interesting though. Several folks will ask and answer questions. I will say RTFM so many times that folks will quit listening to me. Then Richard will answer all of the questions in one long monologue. Daniel will then recap. Some fool will ask a MySQL question at which point we will all point to another room and advise them to get their answer there, either that or they will have to buy the next round. A fist fight will occur when someone provides an answer to a question that hasn't been asked. The phrase curly braces, schmurley braces will be heard. And someone will no doubt ask everyone else to speak up so that we can all hear the question or answer. Maybe this is the premise for the next great novel Until that time, how many of you are on XBOX live and playing Call Of Duty 4? Or playing Eve-Online? :) We could make a PHP clan and when the sides get to quarreling, have a war amongst ourselves to settle it. Wolf -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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On Thu, 2008-01-24 at 23:11 -0500, Wolf wrote: Jay Blanchard wrote: [snip] Dude, I laughed so loud that it echoed in the halls of the Engineering Wing over here. What makes it so funny? That it's not much of an exaggeration! ;-D very glad to raise a laugh :-) those without a sense of humour should leave the php highway at the next exit. ;-) oh and I'm gonna hold you to that beer one day :-) [/snip] The first time we ever see all of us face to face there will have to be a lot of beer bought. The conversation will be interesting though. Several folks will ask and answer questions. I will say RTFM so many times that folks will quit listening to me. Then Richard will answer all of the questions in one long monologue. Daniel will then recap. Some fool will ask a MySQL question at which point we will all point to another room and advise them to get their answer there, either that or they will have to buy the next round. A fist fight will occur when someone provides an answer to a question that hasn't been asked. The phrase curly braces, schmurley braces will be heard. And someone will no doubt ask everyone else to speak up so that we can all hear the question or answer. Maybe this is the premise for the next great novel Until that time, how many of you are on XBOX live and playing Call Of Duty 4? Or playing Eve-Online? :) We could make a PHP clan and when the sides get to quarreling, have a war amongst ourselves to settle it. You have time for games? You must be childless :) Cheers, Rob. -- ... SwarmBuy.com - http://www.swarmbuy.com Leveraging the buying power of the masses! ... -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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On Jan 23, 2008 6:57 PM, Jochem Maas [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Posting Summary for PHP-General List Week Ending: Friday, 25 January, 2008 Messages| Bytes | Sender +-+-- 697 (100%) 975244 (100%) EVERYONE 690 (98.9%) 974000 (99.8%) Richard Lynch [EMAIL PROTECTED] 7 (1.1%) 1244 (0.2%) everyone else -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php Aside from the fact that I'm sure to get hate mail from people who think my script just sent that again HA! Dude, I laughed so loud that it echoed in the halls of the Engineering Wing over here. What makes it so funny? That it's not much of an exaggeration! ;-D -- /Dan Daniel P. Brown Senior Unix Geek and #1 Rated Year's Coolest Guy By Self Since Nineteen-Seventy-[mumble]. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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Daniel Brown schreef: On Jan 23, 2008 6:57 PM, Jochem Maas [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Posting Summary for PHP-General List Week Ending: Friday, 25 January, 2008 Messages| Bytes | Sender +-+-- 697 (100%) 975244 (100%) EVERYONE 690 (98.9%) 974000 (99.8%) Richard Lynch [EMAIL PROTECTED] 7 (1.1%) 1244 (0.2%) everyone else -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php Aside from the fact that I'm sure to get hate mail from people who think my script just sent that again HA! Dude, I laughed so loud that it echoed in the halls of the Engineering Wing over here. What makes it so funny? That it's not much of an exaggeration! ;-D very glad to raise a laugh :-) those without a sense of humour should leave the php highway at the next exit. ;-) I guess I was bored, figured I'd have some fun and artificially boost my post stats while I'm at it ... I've been busy wracking my brain trying to figure out the setup for a load-balanced configuration for one of my major clients ... at least a system capable of migrating to loadbalancing ... global file system, virtual machines, all that jazz. I'm in over my head as usual. nothing like a bit of comic relief to take the edge off. oh and I'm gonna hold you to that beer one day :-) -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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On Jan 23, 2008 7:13 PM, Jochem Maas [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I guess I was bored, figured I'd have some fun and artificially boost my post stats while I'm at it ... I've been busy wracking my brain trying to figure out the setup for a load-balanced configuration for one of my major clients ... at least a system capable of migrating to loadbalancing ... global file system, virtual machines, all that jazz. I'm in over my head as usual. Let me know (privately, of course) if you need a hand with anything. Even just someone to bounce ideas off. I've worked a pretty fair amount with load-balancing for some rather high-profile companies over the years. oh and I'm gonna hold you to that beer one day :-) We should hold an annual convention. Hell, I'd even host it. A houseful of drunk geeks? That's my kind of party (but Debs, the pre-wife, probably won't be invited ;-P ). -- /Dan Daniel P. Brown Senior Unix Geek and #1 Rated Year's Coolest Guy By Self Since Nineteen-Seventy-[mumble]. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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On Thu, 2008-01-24 at 01:13 +0100, Jochem Maas wrote: stats while I'm at it ... I've been busy wracking my brain trying to figure out the setup for a load-balanced configuration for one of my major clients ... at least a system capable of migrating to loadbalancing ... global file system, virtual machines, all that jazz. I'm in over my head as usual. Have you taken a look at LVS yet? I presume that you are not attempting this on a Windows cluster - right? http://www.linuxvirtualserver.org/ I just had to do the same thing for my University systems - come up with an architecture at least. If you would like the dox, let me know - they are all CC licensed. --Paul All Email originating from UWC is covered by disclaimer http://www.uwc.ac.za/portal/public/portal_services/disclaimer.htm -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
