Re: [PHP] Re: about php comet

2011-06-03 Thread Adam Richardson
On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 1:50 AM, 李白|字一日 calid...@gmail.com wrote: any idea? 2011/5/25 李白|字一日 calid...@gmail.com hello, I am every interested in comet applications recently, and sadly found php is very weak in this area. i am just wondering if it is possible to write an extension to

Re: [PHP] Re: about php comet

2011-06-03 Thread 李白|字一日
is there an efficient way to hold the requests while loop is an expensive way in most cases. and i don't know how to notify the holding connections if the change need to be notify to the holding requests? writing extension to php is also a very expensive way for me:( 2011/6/3 Adam Richardson

Re: [PHP] Re: about php comet

2011-06-03 Thread Adam Richardson
On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 2:20 AM, 李白|字一日 calid...@gmail.com wrote: is there an efficient way to hold the requests while loop is an expensive way in most cases. You can call sleep(number_of_seconds_to_sleep) within the while loop to lower the cost, so to speak. and i don't know how to notify

Re: [PHP] Re: about php comet

2011-06-03 Thread Adam Richardson
On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 3:43 AM, 李白|字一日 calid...@gmail.com wrote: 2011/6/3 Adam Richardson simples...@gmail.com On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 2:20 AM, 李白|字一日 calid...@gmail.com wrote: is there an efficient way to hold the requests while loop is an expensive way in most cases. You can call

Re: [PHP] Re: about php comet

2011-06-03 Thread Stuart Dallas
On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 7:11 AM, Adam Richardson simples...@gmail.comwrote: On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 1:50 AM, 李白|字一日 calid...@gmail.com wrote: any idea? 2011/5/25 李白|字一日 calid...@gmail.com hello, I am every interested in comet applications recently, and sadly found php is very

Re: [PHP] Re: about php comet

2011-06-03 Thread 李白|字一日
2011/6/3 Adam Richardson simples...@gmail.com On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 3:43 AM, 李白|字一日 calid...@gmail.com wrote: 2011/6/3 Adam Richardson simples...@gmail.com On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 2:20 AM, 李白|字一日 calid...@gmail.com wrote: is there an efficient way to hold the requests while loop is an

[PHP] SimpleXML - parsing attributes with a namespace

2011-06-03 Thread Anthony Gladdish
Hi, Using following code does not parse the xml:id attribute. If I change the attribute's namespace to anything other than xml ( e.g. new:id ) then it works. $string = XML TEI xml:id=decten1tlsg01 teiHeader profileDesc particDesc person xml:id=interviewerTlsg01 /person /particDesc

[PHP] SimpleXML - parsing attributes with a namespace

2011-06-03 Thread Anthony Gladdish
Hi, Using following code does not parse the xml:id attribute. If I change the attribute's namespace to anything other than xml ( e.g. new:id ) then it works. $string = XML TEI xml:id=decten1tlsg01 teiHeader profileDesc particDesc person xml:id=interviewerTlsg01 /person /particDesc

Re: [PHP] php causes HTTP 500, but results in blank page in apache

2011-06-03 Thread Sean Greenslade
What happens if you create a test page with just the 500 header and some html content in it? IIRC, apache won't override a php-generated error page. On Jun 2, 2011 8:09 PM, Stephon Chen step...@gmail.com wrote: Hello Sean, 1. while I directed connected to these error pages such as 403, 404, and

Re: [PHP] phpsadness

2011-06-03 Thread tedd
At 1:02 PM -0400 6/2/11, Daniel Brown wrote: On Tue, May 31, 2011 at 22:13, Bill Guion bgu...@comcast.net wrote: So if I understand, you want an explode() with empty parameters to explode the host machine? That's correct. If it causes too much userland confusion, we can alias it as

Re: [PHP] phpsadness

2011-06-03 Thread Peter Lind
On Jun 3, 2011 3:48 PM, tedd tedd.sperl...@gmail.com wrote: At 1:02 PM -0400 6/2/11, Daniel Brown wrote: On Tue, May 31, 2011 at 22:13, Bill Guion bgu...@comcast.net wrote: So if I understand, you want an explode() with empty parameters to explode the host machine? That's correct.

Re: [PHP] phpsadness

2011-06-03 Thread Richard Quadling
On 3 June 2011 15:23, Peter Lind peter.e.l...@gmail.com wrote: echo('Alaho Akbar'); Nice ... any idea how many people you just insulted there? Not me! You can quote any religious clap-trap. I won't be offended! -- Richard Quadling Twitter : EE : Zend : PHPDoc @RQuadling :

Re: [PHP] phpsadness

2011-06-03 Thread Paul M Foster
On Fri, Jun 03, 2011 at 04:23:54PM +0200, Peter Lind wrote: On Jun 3, 2011 3:48 PM, tedd tedd.sperl...@gmail.com wrote: At 1:02 PM -0400 6/2/11, Daniel Brown wrote: On Tue, May 31, 2011 at 22:13, Bill Guion bgu...@comcast.net wrote: So if I understand, you want an explode() with

Re: [PHP] phpsadness

2011-06-03 Thread Marc Guay
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RE: [PHP] phpsadness

2011-06-03 Thread admin
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Re: [PHP] phpsadness

2011-06-03 Thread Peter Lind
On Jun 3, 2011 4:52 PM, Paul M Foster pa...@quillandmouse.com wrote: On Fri, Jun 03, 2011 at 04:23:54PM +0200, Peter Lind wrote: On Jun 3, 2011 3:48 PM, tedd tedd.sperl...@gmail.com wrote: At 1:02 PM -0400 6/2/11, Daniel Brown wrote: On Tue, May 31, 2011 at 22:13, Bill Guion

Re: [PHP] phpsadness

2011-06-03 Thread Daniel Brown
On Thu, Jun 2, 2011 at 22:14, Paul M Foster pa...@quillandmouse.com wrote: On Thu, Jun 02, 2011 at 01:02:26PM -0400, Daniel Brown wrote: On Tue, May 31, 2011 at 22:13, Bill Guion bgu...@comcast.net wrote: So if I understand, you want an explode() with empty parameters to explode the host

Re: [PHP] phpsadness

2011-06-03 Thread Stuart Dallas
On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 4:14 PM, Peter Lind peter.e.l...@gmail.com wrote: On Jun 3, 2011 4:52 PM, Paul M Foster pa...@quillandmouse.com wrote: On Fri, Jun 03, 2011 at 04:23:54PM +0200, Peter Lind wrote: On Jun 3, 2011 3:48 PM, tedd tedd.sperl...@gmail.com wrote: At 1:02 PM -0400

Re: [PHP] phpsadness

2011-06-03 Thread Richard Quadling
On 3 June 2011 16:14, Peter Lind peter.e.l...@gmail.com wrote: Admiring people that insult an entire religion? Really, it does not take chutzpah, it just takes ignorance or stupidity to do something like that. Nothing admirable about it. So says the man with muppet for an avatar! --

Re: [PHP] phpsadness

2011-06-03 Thread Peter Lind
On 3 June 2011 17:36, Stuart Dallas stu...@3ft9.com wrote: On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 4:14 PM, Peter Lind peter.e.l...@gmail.com wrote: On Jun 3, 2011 4:52 PM, Paul M Foster pa...@quillandmouse.com wrote: On Fri, Jun 03, 2011 at 04:23:54PM +0200, Peter Lind wrote: On Jun 3, 2011 3:48 PM,

[PHP] Announcing New PHP Extension: System Detonation Library (was: phpsadness)

2011-06-03 Thread Daniel Brown
First of all, a happy Friday to all here. Hopefully some of you will be able to pass this on to your boss and get sent home early. Second, as dreamed up in the previous thread, I've decided to take a few moments this morning to build and release a new PHP extension, which provides a

Re: [PHP] phpsadness

2011-06-03 Thread Larry Martell
On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 9:29 AM, Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net wrote: On Thu, Jun 2, 2011 at 22:14, Paul M Foster pa...@quillandmouse.com wrote: On Thu, Jun 02, 2011 at 01:02:26PM -0400, Daniel Brown wrote: On Tue, May 31, 2011 at 22:13, Bill Guion bgu...@comcast.net wrote: So if I

Re: [PHP] Announcing New PHP Extension: System Detonation Library (was: phpsadness)

2011-06-03 Thread Eric Butera
On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 11:56 AM, Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net wrote:    First of all, a happy Friday to all here.  Hopefully some of you will be able to pass this on to your boss and get sent home early.    Second, as dreamed up in the previous thread, I've decided to take a few moments this

Re: [PHP] phpsadness

2011-06-03 Thread Stuart Dallas
On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 4:56 PM, Peter Lind peter.e.l...@gmail.com wrote: On 3 June 2011 17:36, Stuart Dallas stu...@3ft9.com wrote: On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 4:14 PM, Peter Lind peter.e.l...@gmail.com wrote: On Jun 3, 2011 4:52 PM, Paul M Foster pa...@quillandmouse.com wrote: On Fri,

Re: [PHP] Announcing New PHP Extension: System Detonation Library (was: phpsadness)

2011-06-03 Thread Stuart Dallas
On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 4:56 PM, Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net wrote: First of all, a happy Friday to all here. Hopefully some of you will be able to pass this on to your boss and get sent home early. Second, as dreamed up in the previous thread, I've decided to take a few moments this

Re: [PHP] Announcing New PHP Extension: System Detonation Library (was: phpsadness)

2011-06-03 Thread Daniel Brown
On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 12:12, Eric Butera eric.but...@gmail.com wrote: Why do you insist on invading my privacy by making me use your url shortening service? :) Because I've always hated you and everything it is for which you stand. I tell you that on your voicemail in the middle of the

RE: [PHP] phpsadness

2011-06-03 Thread Jasper Mulder
Stuart Dallas wrote: [SNIP] And this is where we disagree. Everyone is entitled to an opinion, and they're also entitled to express that opinion, whether through humour or simple statement. Somehow in your response I taste that you don't like people, whose opinion is that not everybody

Re: [PHP] phpsadness

2011-06-03 Thread Eric Butera
On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 12:37 PM, Jasper Mulder lord_fa...@hotmail.com wrote: Stuart Dallas wrote: [SNIP] And this is where we disagree. Everyone is entitled to an opinion, and they're also entitled to express that opinion, whether through humour or simple statement. Somehow in your

Re: [PHP] phpsadness

2011-06-03 Thread Marc Guay
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Re: [PHP] phpsadness

2011-06-03 Thread Eric Butera
On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 1:05 PM, Marc Guay marc.g...@gmail.com wrote: What's PHP?  I thought this was the top-posting-etiquette-discussion-and-simmering-race-war group. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php I just wanted to do

Re: [PHP] Announcing New PHP Extension: System Detonation Library (was: phpsadness)

2011-06-03 Thread Paul M Foster
On Fri, Jun 03, 2011 at 11:56:21AM -0400, Daniel Brown wrote: First of all, a happy Friday to all here. Hopefully some of you will be able to pass this on to your boss and get sent home early. Second, as dreamed up in the previous thread, I've decided to take a few moments this

Re: [PHP] phpsadness

2011-06-03 Thread tedd
At 4:23 PM +0200 6/3/11, Peter Lind wrote: On Jun 3, 2011 3:48 PM, tedd mailto:tedd.sperl...@gmail.comtedd.sperl...@gmail.com wrote: That's correct. If it causes too much userland confusion, we can alias it as detonate() as well. Yes, to be preceded with: echo('Alaho Akbar');

[PHP] Odd Apache2/PHP Problem

2011-06-03 Thread Floyd Resler
I am having a really odd Apache2/PHP problem. My employer set up a new Web server to migrate our Web sites to. One site requires a log in and I have the ability to log in a someone else. However, when I do this, Apache throws a Segmentation fault error. It's happening when it tries to get

Re: [PHP] php causes HTTP 500, but results in blank page in apache

2011-06-03 Thread Tamara Temple
On Jun 2, 2011, at 7:09 PM, Stephon Chen wrote: Hello Sean, 1. while I directed connected to these error pages such as 403, 404, and 500.html, they works correctly, showing correct error page 2. but while I use something like header('HTTP/1.1 500') to trigger apache 500 the content of

Re: [PHP] phpsadness

2011-06-03 Thread Peter Lind
On 3 June 2011 20:42, tedd tedd.sperl...@gmail.com wrote: At 4:23 PM +0200 6/3/11, Peter Lind wrote: On Jun 3, 2011 3:48 PM, tedd mailto:tedd.sperl...@gmail.comtedd.sperl...@gmail.com wrote:      That's correct.  If it causes too much userland confusion, we can   alias it as detonate() as

Re: [PHP] Odd Apache2/PHP Problem

2011-06-03 Thread Daniel P. Brown
On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 15:12, Floyd Resler fres...@adex-intl.com wrote: I am having a really odd Apache2/PHP problem.  My employer set up a new Web server to migrate our Web sites to.  One site requires a log in and I have the ability to log in a someone else.  However, when I do this, Apache

Re: [PHP] phpsadness

2011-06-03 Thread David Harkness
The original PHP Sadness page didn't actually make me sad. This thread, however, *is*. Can we all agree that we have different opinions on what makes an appropriate joke and move on? Here's to less sadness in the world . . . David

Re: [PHP] phpsadness

2011-06-03 Thread Haig Dedeyan
On 11-06-03 04:47 PM, David Harkness wrote: The original PHP Sadness page didn't actually make me sad. This thread, however, *is*. Can we all agree that we have different opinions on what makes an appropriate joke and move on? Here's to less sadness in the world . . . David Here's some joy

RE: [PHP] phpsadness - P.C. shmee seee.

2011-06-03 Thread Daevid Vincent
Reminds me (obliquely) of an entry in the index for The C Programming Language for recursion, which points right back to that index page. I about doubled over when I first discovered it. That's hilarious. I love subtle humor like that. This whole thread seems to echo the original

RE: [PHP] phpsadness

2011-06-03 Thread Daevid Vincent
Damn. Ironically, I wanted to write something short and succinct like that ... then I got all worked up and started to rant. Well said 'guy with my same name'. :) -Original Message- From: David Harkness [mailto:davi...@highgearmedia.com] Sent: Friday, June 03, 2011 1:47 PM To: PHP