Re: [PHP] Disclaimer
On Wed, 2009-06-17 at 21:44 -0400, Daniel Brown wrote: On Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 20:15, Stuartstut...@gmail.com wrote: 2009/6/18 Ashley Sheridan a...@ashleysheridan.co.uk: On Thu, 2009-06-18 at 01:06 +0100, Stuart wrote: 2009/6/17 Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net: On Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 10:37, Jay Blanchardjblanch...@pocket.com wrote: Whoa! Totally unintentional dude! DON'T PANIC! Mr Mannering! [snip!] Error, undefine literal Mannering, assumed Mainwaring ... [snip!] Quite right too. Did I mention it's late? You crazy Brits and your local entertainment. I keep having to Google these references just to keep up! In fact, had Ash not chimed in, I may not have even thought to check for a pop culture reference there, instead just thinking that Stut went off his meds again this week. ;-P Hehe, it's not too popular these days, that shows is about half a century old! Thanks Ash www.ashleysheridan.co.uk -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
[PHP] Disclaimer
Daniel: At 2:27 PM -0400 6/16/09, Daniel Brown wrote: You can change the hidden field to a regular text field (even disable it from editing), a div, or whatever. Just don't use the price as a hidden field on the production site. The above code is for example only. Take with food. Batteries not included. Cannot be combined with any other offer. See store for details. May cause cancer. Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant must not use this product. Limit one per customer. Contains Red Lake #5. Do not operate machinery after consuming. No pets allowed. Not responsible for lost or misdirected mail. Contains tree nuts. Wash before using. Keep out of reach of children. May cause drowsiness. Use as directed. While supplies last. Do not inhale. Neat. Here's mine. The above code is for example only. No cash value. While supplies last. Cannot be combined with any other offer. See store for details. Limit one per family. Batteries not included. Use as directed. Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant must not use this product. May contain Red Dye #1. Take with food. May cause drowsiness. Do not operate machinery after consuming. Keep away from pets and out of reach of children. If you experience loss of eyesight seek medical attention immediately. Keep extremities away from spinning blades. Absolutely not responsible for anything at anytime for any reason whatsoever. Anyone else? Cheers, tedd -- --- http://sperling.com http://ancientstones.com http://earthstones.com -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
RE: [PHP] Disclaimer
[snip] -Original Message- From: tedd [mailto:t...@sperling.com] Sent: Wednesday, June 17, 2009 9:07 AM To: php-general@lists.php.net Subject: [PHP] Disclaimer Daniel: At 2:27 PM -0400 6/16/09, Daniel Brown wrote: You can change the hidden field to a regular text field (even disable it from editing), a div, or whatever. Just don't use the price as a hidden field on the production site. The above code is for example only. Take with food. Batteries not included. Cannot be combined with any other offer. See store for details. May cause cancer. Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant must not use this product. Limit one per customer. Contains Red Lake #5. Do not operate machinery after consuming. No pets allowed. Not responsible for lost or misdirected mail. Contains tree nuts. Wash before using. Keep out of reach of children. May cause drowsiness. Use as directed. While supplies last. Do not inhale. Neat. Here's mine. The above code is for example only. No cash value. While supplies last. Cannot be combined with any other offer. See store for details. Limit one per family. Batteries not included. Use as directed. Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant must not use this product. May contain Red Dye #1. Take with food. May cause drowsiness. Do not operate machinery after consuming. Keep away from pets and out of reach of children. If you experience loss of eyesight seek medical attention immediately. Keep extremities away from spinning blades. Absolutely not responsible for anything at anytime for any reason whatsoever. Anyone else? [/snip] /* Isn't it somewhat satisfying to reach the end of the code? After all, you have taken several moments to peruse and analyze some relatively simple code. You can either be satisfied or you can have some regret that you will never get those moments back now that you realize that there is nothing earth-shattering in the code. It is pretty simple. So you went on to read the lengthy comments at the bottom of the code and you realize that it is pure drivel toobut it is too late. Several more moments have gone by and like a traffic accident on the freeway you still slow down in hopes that you will see something that will what? Increase your quality of life? Get over it. Sincerely, His Most Royal and Exhaulted Grand Imperial Schmoove Poobah 42 - Electric Boogaloo P.S. I though about typing a missive long enough to make this a number of lines of code divisible by 42, but I got over it. I wonder if all of this could be squeezed into 42 lines of code (and not those really long lines either)? That would be something, wouldn't it? P.S.S. You're still here? */ -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Disclaimer
On Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 10:24, Jay Blanchardjblanch...@pocket.com wrote: [snip!] P.S. I though about typing a missive long enough to make this a number of lines of code divisible by 42, but I got over it. I wonder if all of this could be squeezed into 42 lines of code (and not those really long lines either)? That would be something, wouldn't it? Coincidentally, the above is 178 words. ?php $wordcount = 178; echo round(($wordcount / 42),1); ? -- /Daniel P. Brown daniel.br...@parasane.net || danbr...@php.net http://www.parasane.net/ || http://www.pilotpig.net/ 50% Off All Shared Hosting Plans at PilotPig: Use Coupon DOW1 -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
RE: [PHP] Disclaimer
[snip!] P.S. I though about typing a missive long enough to make this a number of lines of code divisible by 42, but I got over it. I wonder if all of this could be squeezed into 42 lines of code (and not those really long lines either)? That would be something, wouldn't it? Coincidentally, the above is 178 words. ?php $wordcount = 178; echo round(($wordcount / 42),1); ? [/snip!] Whoa! Totally unintentional dude! -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Disclaimer
On Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 10:40 AM, Daniel Browndanbr...@php.net wrote: On Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 10:37, Jay Blanchardjblanch...@pocket.com wrote: Whoa! Totally unintentional dude! DON'T PANIC! -- /Daniel P. Brown daniel.br...@parasane.net || danbr...@php.net http://www.parasane.net/ || http://www.pilotpig.net/ 50% Off All Shared Hosting Plans at PilotPig: Use Coupon DOW1 -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php Hang on to your towel! -- Bastien Cat, the other other white meat -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Disclaimer
2009/6/17 Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net: On Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 10:37, Jay Blanchardjblanch...@pocket.com wrote: Whoa! Totally unintentional dude! DON'T PANIC! Mr Mannering! What do you mean it's the wrong reference? Mr Mannering! Better? (sorry, it's late!) -Stuart -- http://stut.net/ -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Disclaimer
On Thu, 2009-06-18 at 01:06 +0100, Stuart wrote: 2009/6/17 Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net: On Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 10:37, Jay Blanchardjblanch...@pocket.com wrote: Whoa! Totally unintentional dude! DON'T PANIC! Mr Mannering! What do you mean it's the wrong reference? Mr Mannering! Better? (sorry, it's late!) -Stuart -- http://stut.net/ Error, undefine literal Mannering, assumed Mainwaring ... :p Thanks Ash www.ashleysheridan.co.uk -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Disclaimer
2009/6/18 Ashley Sheridan a...@ashleysheridan.co.uk: On Thu, 2009-06-18 at 01:06 +0100, Stuart wrote: 2009/6/17 Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net: On Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 10:37, Jay Blanchardjblanch...@pocket.com wrote: Whoa! Totally unintentional dude! DON'T PANIC! Mr Mannering! What do you mean it's the wrong reference? Mr Mannering! Better? (sorry, it's late!) -Stuart -- http://stut.net/ Error, undefine literal Mannering, assumed Mainwaring ... :p Quite right too. Did I mention it's late? -Stuart -- http://stut.net/ -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Disclaimer
On Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 20:15, Stuartstut...@gmail.com wrote: 2009/6/18 Ashley Sheridan a...@ashleysheridan.co.uk: On Thu, 2009-06-18 at 01:06 +0100, Stuart wrote: 2009/6/17 Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net: On Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 10:37, Jay Blanchardjblanch...@pocket.com wrote: Whoa! Totally unintentional dude! DON'T PANIC! Mr Mannering! [snip!] Error, undefine literal Mannering, assumed Mainwaring ... [snip!] Quite right too. Did I mention it's late? You crazy Brits and your local entertainment. I keep having to Google these references just to keep up! In fact, had Ash not chimed in, I may not have even thought to check for a pop culture reference there, instead just thinking that Stut went off his meds again this week. ;-P -- /Daniel P. Brown daniel.br...@parasane.net || danbr...@php.net http://www.parasane.net/ || http://www.pilotpig.net/ 50% Off All Shared Hosting Plans at PilotPig: Use Coupon DOW1 -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php