Re: [PHP] Disclaimer

2009-06-18 Thread Ashley Sheridan
On Wed, 2009-06-17 at 21:44 -0400, Daniel Brown wrote:
 On Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 20:15, Stuartstut...@gmail.com wrote:
  2009/6/18 Ashley Sheridan a...@ashleysheridan.co.uk:
  On Thu, 2009-06-18 at 01:06 +0100, Stuart wrote:
  2009/6/17 Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net:
   On Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 10:37, Jay Blanchardjblanch...@pocket.com 
   wrote:
  
   Whoa! Totally unintentional dude!
  
  DON'T PANIC!
 
  Mr Mannering!
 [snip!]
  Error, undefine literal Mannering, assumed Mainwaring ...
 [snip!]
 
  Quite right too. Did I mention it's late?
 
 You crazy Brits and your local entertainment.  I keep having to
 Google these references just to keep up!  In fact, had Ash not chimed
 in, I may not have even thought to check for a pop culture reference
 there, instead just thinking that Stut went off his meds again this
 week.  ;-P
 
Hehe, it's not too popular these days, that shows is about half a
century old!

Thanks
Ash
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[PHP] Disclaimer

2009-06-17 Thread tedd

Daniel:

At 2:27 PM -0400 6/16/09, Daniel Brown wrote:

You can change the hidden field to a regular text field (even
disable it from editing), a div, or whatever.  Just don't use the
price as a hidden field on the production site.  The above code is for
example only.  Take with food.  Batteries not included.  Cannot be
combined with any other offer.  See store for details.  May cause
cancer.  Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant must not use
this product.  Limit one per customer.  Contains Red Lake #5.  Do not
operate machinery after consuming.  No pets allowed.  Not responsible
for lost or misdirected mail.  Contains tree nuts.  Wash before using.
 Keep out of reach of children.  May cause drowsiness.  Use as
directed.  While supplies last.  Do not inhale.


Neat.

Here's mine.

The above code is for example only. No cash value. While supplies 
last. Cannot be combined with any other offer. See store for details. 
Limit one per family. Batteries not included. Use as directed. Women 
who are pregnant or may become pregnant must not use this product. 
May contain Red Dye #1. Take with food. May cause drowsiness. Do not 
operate machinery after consuming. Keep away from pets and out of 
reach of children. If you experience loss of eyesight seek medical 
attention immediately. Keep extremities away from spinning blades. 
Absolutely not responsible for anything at anytime for any reason 
whatsoever.


Anyone else?

Cheers,

tedd
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RE: [PHP] Disclaimer

2009-06-17 Thread Jay Blanchard
[snip]

-Original Message-
From: tedd [mailto:t...@sperling.com] 
Sent: Wednesday, June 17, 2009 9:07 AM
To: php-general@lists.php.net
Subject: [PHP] Disclaimer

Daniel:

At 2:27 PM -0400 6/16/09, Daniel Brown wrote:
 You can change the hidden field to a regular text field (even
disable it from editing), a div, or whatever.  Just don't use the
price as a hidden field on the production site.  The above code is for
example only.  Take with food.  Batteries not included.  Cannot be
combined with any other offer.  See store for details.  May cause
cancer.  Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant must not use
this product.  Limit one per customer.  Contains Red Lake #5.  Do not
operate machinery after consuming.  No pets allowed.  Not responsible
for lost or misdirected mail.  Contains tree nuts.  Wash before using.
  Keep out of reach of children.  May cause drowsiness.  Use as
directed.  While supplies last.  Do not inhale.

Neat.

Here's mine.

The above code is for example only. No cash value. While supplies 
last. Cannot be combined with any other offer. See store for details. 
Limit one per family. Batteries not included. Use as directed. Women 
who are pregnant or may become pregnant must not use this product. 
May contain Red Dye #1. Take with food. May cause drowsiness. Do not 
operate machinery after consuming. Keep away from pets and out of 
reach of children. If you experience loss of eyesight seek medical 
attention immediately. Keep extremities away from spinning blades. 
Absolutely not responsible for anything at anytime for any reason 
whatsoever.

Anyone else?
[/snip]

/*
Isn't it somewhat satisfying to reach the end of the code? After all,
you have taken several moments to peruse and analyze some relatively
simple code. You can either be satisfied or you can have some regret
that you will never get those moments back now that you realize that
there is nothing earth-shattering in the code. It is pretty simple. So
you went on to read the lengthy comments at the bottom of the code and
you realize that it is pure drivel toobut it is too late. Several
more moments have gone by and like a traffic accident on the freeway you
still slow down in hopes that you will see something that will what?
Increase your quality of life?
 
Get over it.
 
Sincerely,
 
His Most Royal and Exhaulted Grand Imperial Schmoove Poobah
42 - Electric Boogaloo

P.S. I though about typing a missive long enough to make this a number
of lines of code divisible by 42, but I got over it. I wonder if all of
this could be squeezed into 42 lines of code (and not those really long
lines either)? That would be something, wouldn't it?

P.S.S. You're still here?
 */ 

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Re: [PHP] Disclaimer

2009-06-17 Thread Daniel Brown
On Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 10:24, Jay Blanchardjblanch...@pocket.com wrote:
[snip!]

 P.S. I though about typing a missive long enough to make this a number
 of lines of code divisible by 42, but I got over it. I wonder if all of
 this could be squeezed into 42 lines of code (and not those really long
 lines either)? That would be something, wouldn't it?

Coincidentally, the above is 178 words.

?php
$wordcount = 178;
echo round(($wordcount / 42),1);
?

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RE: [PHP] Disclaimer

2009-06-17 Thread Jay Blanchard
 [snip!]

 P.S. I though about typing a missive long enough to make this a number
 of lines of code divisible by 42, but I got over it. I wonder if all
of
 this could be squeezed into 42 lines of code (and not those really
long
 lines either)? That would be something, wouldn't it?

Coincidentally, the above is 178 words.

?php
$wordcount = 178;
echo round(($wordcount / 42),1);
?
[/snip!]

Whoa! Totally unintentional dude!

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Re: [PHP] Disclaimer

2009-06-17 Thread Bastien Koert
On Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 10:40 AM, Daniel Browndanbr...@php.net wrote:
 On Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 10:37, Jay Blanchardjblanch...@pocket.com wrote:

 Whoa! Totally unintentional dude!

    DON'T PANIC!

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Re: [PHP] Disclaimer

2009-06-17 Thread Stuart
2009/6/17 Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net:
 On Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 10:37, Jay Blanchardjblanch...@pocket.com wrote:

 Whoa! Totally unintentional dude!

    DON'T PANIC!

Mr Mannering!

What do you mean it's the wrong reference?

Mr Mannering!

Better?

(sorry, it's late!)

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Re: [PHP] Disclaimer

2009-06-17 Thread Ashley Sheridan
On Thu, 2009-06-18 at 01:06 +0100, Stuart wrote:
 2009/6/17 Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net:
  On Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 10:37, Jay Blanchardjblanch...@pocket.com wrote:
 
  Whoa! Totally unintentional dude!
 
 DON'T PANIC!
 
 Mr Mannering!
 
 What do you mean it's the wrong reference?
 
 Mr Mannering!
 
 Better?
 
 (sorry, it's late!)
 
 -Stuart
 
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Error, undefine literal Mannering, assumed Mainwaring ...

:p

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Re: [PHP] Disclaimer

2009-06-17 Thread Stuart
2009/6/18 Ashley Sheridan a...@ashleysheridan.co.uk:
 On Thu, 2009-06-18 at 01:06 +0100, Stuart wrote:
 2009/6/17 Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net:
  On Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 10:37, Jay Blanchardjblanch...@pocket.com wrote:
 
  Whoa! Totally unintentional dude!
 
     DON'T PANIC!

 Mr Mannering!

 What do you mean it's the wrong reference?

 Mr Mannering!

 Better?

 (sorry, it's late!)

 -Stuart

 --
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 Error, undefine literal Mannering, assumed Mainwaring ...

 :p

Quite right too. Did I mention it's late?

-Stuart

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Re: [PHP] Disclaimer

2009-06-17 Thread Daniel Brown
On Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 20:15, Stuartstut...@gmail.com wrote:
 2009/6/18 Ashley Sheridan a...@ashleysheridan.co.uk:
 On Thu, 2009-06-18 at 01:06 +0100, Stuart wrote:
 2009/6/17 Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net:
  On Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 10:37, Jay Blanchardjblanch...@pocket.com wrote:
 
  Whoa! Totally unintentional dude!
 
     DON'T PANIC!

 Mr Mannering!
[snip!]
 Error, undefine literal Mannering, assumed Mainwaring ...
[snip!]

 Quite right too. Did I mention it's late?

You crazy Brits and your local entertainment.  I keep having to
Google these references just to keep up!  In fact, had Ash not chimed
in, I may not have even thought to check for a pop culture reference
there, instead just thinking that Stut went off his meds again this
week.  ;-P

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