Re: [PHP] If PHP Were British

2012-06-22 Thread Tedd Sperling 
On Jun 22, 2012, at 5:07 PM, Daevid Vincent dae...@daevid.com wrote:

 http://www.addedbytes.com/blog/if-php-were-british/


Oh, that is too funny!

I'll counter with my Hill-Billy version:

---
echo();

yell('revenewers commin');

---

var_dump();

take_a_dump();

preferred:

leave_one();

---

if: 

what_ya_think($huh)
   {
   //codie here
   }

ternary:

$gospel = $thisn ? $thatn : $the_othern;

---
switch:

whats_thisn($quess)
   {
   thisn $thunk_one:
   //codie here
   that_settles_it:

   thisn $thunk_tu:
   //codie here
   that_settles_it:

   thisn $thunk_3:
   //codie here
   that_settles_it:

   othern $not_thunk:
   //codie here
   that_settles_it:
   }

---

try/catch:

what_the
   {
   //codie here
   }
   what_the_hell(kin $whut)
   {
   buy_the_farm('Sh#t');
   }

---

class: What? Never went to class.  :-)


Cheers,

tedd

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http://sperling.com

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Re: [PHP] If PHP Were British

2012-06-22 Thread Daniel Brown 
On Fri, Jun 22, 2012 at 5:07 PM, Daevid Vincent dae...@daevid.com wrote:
 http://www.addedbytes.com/blog/if-php-were-british/

Eh, what the hell, it's Friday

http://links.parasane.net/eea4

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RE: [PHP] If PHP Were British

2012-06-22 Thread Daevid Vincent 
 -Original Message-
 From: paras...@gmail.com [mailto:paras...@gmail.com] On Behalf Of Daniel
Brown
 Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 4:03 PM
 To: Daevid Vincent
 Cc: php-general@lists.php.net
 Subject: Re: [PHP] If PHP Were British
 
 On Fri, Jun 22, 2012 at 5:07 PM, Daevid Vincent dae...@daevid.com wrote:
  http://www.addedbytes.com/blog/if-php-were-british/
 
 Eh, what the hell, it's Friday
 
 http://links.parasane.net/eea4

HA! NICE! Thanks for the nod too! :)


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Re: [PHP] If PHP Were British

2012-06-22 Thread Mark Rousell 
On 22/06/2012 22:07, Daevid Vincent wrote:
 http://www.addedbytes.com/blog/if-php-were-british/

LOL!


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Re: [PHP] If PHP Were British

2012-06-22 Thread Bastien 
I bow to your skillz! That was pretty awesome!

Bastien Koert

On 2012-06-22, at 7:02 PM, Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net wrote:

 On Fri, Jun 22, 2012 at 5:07 PM, Daevid Vincent dae...@daevid.com wrote:
 http://www.addedbytes.com/blog/if-php-were-british/
 
Eh, what the hell, it's Friday
 
http://links.parasane.net/eea4
 
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