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On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 4:31 PM, tedd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Hi gang:
For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit of:
Always on the edge of greatness
Dan offered:
/cruelWorld or /Dan or
?php
function dan($dateOfDeath) {
return Daniel P. Brown:
2008/6/27 Brice [EMAIL PROTECTED]:
On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 4:31 PM, tedd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Hi gang:
For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit of:
Always on the edge of greatness
Dan offered:
/cruelWorld or /Dan or
?php
function dan($dateOfDeath)
Robin Vickery wrote:
2008/6/27 Brice [EMAIL PROTECTED]:
A classical :
?php
echo So long and thanks for all the PHP;
die();
?
echo PHP_EOL;
If even your kids don't know your name, since you're always busy hacking
away:
Rest in peace
posix_getppid();
Johnny jr.
Susie
On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 10:31 AM, tedd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
What would you like on your Tombstone? (-- that's actually a trademarked
saying)
What do you want on your Tombstone?
Pepperoni and sausage!
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if ($you_can_read_this = Yes) {
echo STOP STANDING ON ME!;
}
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On 6/26/08, tedd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Hi gang:
For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit of:
Always on the edge of greatness
Dan offered:
/cruelWorld or /Dan or
?php
function
tedd wrote:
Hi gang:
For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit of:
Always on the edge of greatness
Dan offered:
/cruelWorld or /Dan or
?php
function dan($dateOfDeath) {
return Daniel P. Brown: 01-01-1970 - .$dateOfDeath;
}
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From: tedd [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 9:31 AM
To: php php
Subject: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.
Hi gang:
For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit
of:
Always on the edge of greatness
Dan
On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 10:37 AM, Dan Shirah [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
?php
if ($you_can_read_this = Yes) {
echo STOP STANDING ON ME!;
}
?
That will always evaluate to TRUE because you're setting the
variable in your if() condition.
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On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 10:31 AM, tedd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Hi gang:
For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit of:
Always on the edge of greatness
Dan offered:
/cruelWorld or /Dan or
?php
function dan($dateOfDeath) {
return Daniel P. Brown:
[snip]
?php
if ($you_can_read_this = Yes) {
echo STOP STANDING ON ME!;
}
?
[/snip]
?php
switch($status_jay){
case 'alive':
stream_set_timeout ($jay , '157680');
break;
case 'vegetable':
pull_plug(TRUE);
break;
case 'dead':
oven_set_hot(TRUE);
Always on the edge of greatness
Tripped on his way to the edge of greatness
thnx,
Christoph
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?php
include 'connection.php';
$inquire = SELECT COUNT(*) FROM heartbeat WHERE user_name = 'Dan';
$count = ifx_query ($inquire, $connect_id);
$rowcount = ifx_fetch_row($count);
$pulse = $rowcount['total'];
if ($heartbeat 0) {
echo _/\^___/\^/\^___;
} else {
echo ;
}
?
What would you like on your Tombstone? (-- that's actually a
trademarked saying)
I've always liked Spike Milligan's:
I told you I was ill
:)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/3742443.stm
Edward
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2008/6/26 Dan Shirah [EMAIL PROTECTED]:
?php
include 'connection.php';
$inquire = SELECT COUNT(*) FROM heartbeat WHERE user_name = 'Dan';
$count = ifx_query ($inquire, $connect_id);
$rowcount = ifx_fetch_row($count);
$pulse = $rowcount['total'];
if ($heartbeat 0) {
echo
if ($user_name = Dan Brown) {
echo GOING DOWN?!;
} else {
echo Welcome to Heaven;
}
On 6/26/08, Daniel Brown [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
2008/6/26 Dan Shirah [EMAIL PROTECTED]:
?php
include 'connection.php';
$inquire = SELECT COUNT(*) FROM heartbeat WHERE user_name = 'Dan';
$count =
if ($user_name = Dan Brown) {
echo GOING DOWN?!;
} else {
echo Welcome to Heaven;
}
So I guess that means we're all on the express elevator down. Looks
like it'll get awfully full... :p
thnx,
Chris
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On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 11:29 AM, Christoph Boget
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
if ($user_name = Dan Brown) {
echo GOING DOWN?!;
} else {
echo Welcome to Heaven;
}
So I guess that means we're all on the express elevator down. Looks
like it'll get awfully full... :p
Yeah, he keeps
if ($user_name == Dan S) {
echo Quit while you're ahead;
}
exit;
At 9:49 AM -0500 6/26/08, Boyd, Todd M. wrote:
I want something like Download complete
I would prefer Upload complete. :-)
Cheers,
tedd
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On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 10:51 AM, Eric Butera [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
[snip]
echo Fatal error: Maximum execution time of {$duration} seconds exceeded;
[/snip]
That's awesome
how about
?php
die('All Done');
?
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Or
unlink('tedd');
Cheers,
tedd
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trigger_error('B-bye');
On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 12:45 PM, tedd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Or
unlink('tedd');
Cheers,
tedd
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From: tedd [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:45 AM
To: php php
Subject: Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.
Or
unlink('tedd');
I think that would've already been done, eh? ;)
Todd Boyd
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On Thu, 2008-06-26 at 11:01 -0400, Christoph Boget wrote:
Always on the edge of greatness
Tripped on his way to the edge of greatness
I'm leaching into the water supply.
Cheers,
Rob.
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2008/6/26 tedd [EMAIL PROTECTED]:
Hi gang:
For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit of:
Always on the edge of greatness
Dan offered:
/cruelWorld or /Dan or
?php
function dan($dateOfDeath) {
return Daniel P. Brown: 01-01-1970 - .$dateOfDeath;
On Thu, 2008-06-26 at 20:06 +0300, Dotan Cohen wrote:
2008/6/26 tedd [EMAIL PROTECTED]:
Hi gang:
For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit of:
Always on the edge of greatness
Dan offered:
/cruelWorld or /Dan or
?php
function dan($dateOfDeath)
On Thu, 2008-06-26 at 11:33 -0500, Boyd, Todd M. wrote:
-Original Message-
From: tedd [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:45 AM
To: php php
Subject: Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.
Or
unlink('tedd');
I think that would've already been
My favorite vi command:
e! Damn it. e!
2008/6/26 Robert Cummings [EMAIL PROTECTED]:
* What's wrong with a simple Heptadecagon?
It'll look like a circle on your tombstone... why not use a star
instead? :B
I wasn't sure that anyone else would be familiar with the idea. Nice!
Dotan Cohen
http://what-is-what.com
I'm thinking:
?php
header(HTTP/1.1 410 Gone);
die();
?
Regards,
Jason
On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 1:54 PM, David Giragosian [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
My favorite vi command:
e! Damn it. e!
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On Thu, 2008-06-26 at 14:54 -0400, Jason Murray wrote:
I'm thinking:
?php
header(HTTP/1.1 410 Gone);
die();
?
What about a 404? :)
?php
header( 'HTTP/1.1 404 Body Not Found' );
?
Cheers,
Rob.
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Body not found? Who do you think I am? Jesus?
On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 3:01 PM, Robert Cummings [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
On Thu, 2008-06-26 at 14:54 -0400, Jason Murray wrote:
I'm thinking:
?php
header(HTTP/1.1 410 Gone);
die();
?
What about a 404? :)
?php
header( 'HTTP/1.1 404
On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 3:12 PM, Jason Murray [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Body not found? Who do you think I am? Jesus?
Oh, Jason Christ
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