Re: [PHP] PHP / mySQL Project... Real men use 'cat'

2010-02-24 Thread Andrew Ballard
On Wed, Feb 24, 2010 at 5:12 AM, Ashley Sheridan
a...@ashleysheridan.co.uk wrote:
 On Wed, 2010-02-24 at 09:18 +, Pete Ford wrote:
 sudo ln -s /bin/cat /bin/dog
 sudo ln -s /bin/cat /bin/rabbit
 sudo ln -s /bin/cat /bin/rat

 Sorted...



 But now they're in /bin, surely at some point you'll want to execute
 these poor pets? Haven't they been through enough already?!

 Thanks,
 Ash
 http://www.ashleysheridan.co.uk


If you have a cat, dog, rabbit and rat together in a bin, you probably
won't have to execute them. At least not all of them.  :-P

Andrew

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Re: [PHP] PHP / mySQL Project... Real men use 'cat'

2010-02-24 Thread Ashley Sheridan
On Wed, 2010-02-24 at 09:22 -0500, Andrew Ballard wrote:

 On Wed, Feb 24, 2010 at 5:12 AM, Ashley Sheridan
 a...@ashleysheridan.co.uk wrote:
  On Wed, 2010-02-24 at 09:18 +, Pete Ford wrote:
  sudo ln -s /bin/cat /bin/dog
  sudo ln -s /bin/cat /bin/rabbit
  sudo ln -s /bin/cat /bin/rat
 
  Sorted...
 
 
 
  But now they're in /bin, surely at some point you'll want to execute
  these poor pets? Haven't they been through enough already?!
 
  Thanks,
  Ash
  http://www.ashleysheridan.co.uk
 
 
 If you have a cat, dog, rabbit and rat together in a bin, you probably
 won't have to execute them. At least not all of them.  :-P
 
 Andrew
 


Reminds me of Eddie Izzards Noah's Ark sketch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFdmG-TRxzE

The bit I'm thinking of is about 6 minutes in ;)

Thanks,
Ash
http://www.ashleysheridan.co.uk




Re: [PHP] PHP / mySQL Project... Real men use 'cat'

2010-02-24 Thread Ashley Sheridan
On Wed, 2010-02-24 at 14:24 +, Ashley Sheridan wrote:

 On Wed, 2010-02-24 at 09:22 -0500, Andrew Ballard wrote:
 
  On Wed, Feb 24, 2010 at 5:12 AM, Ashley Sheridan
  a...@ashleysheridan.co.uk wrote:
   On Wed, 2010-02-24 at 09:18 +, Pete Ford wrote:
   sudo ln -s /bin/cat /bin/dog
   sudo ln -s /bin/cat /bin/rabbit
   sudo ln -s /bin/cat /bin/rat
  
   Sorted...
  
  
  
   But now they're in /bin, surely at some point you'll want to execute
   these poor pets? Haven't they been through enough already?!
  
   Thanks,
   Ash
   http://www.ashleysheridan.co.uk
  
  
  If you have a cat, dog, rabbit and rat together in a bin, you probably
  won't have to execute them. At least not all of them.  :-P
  
  Andrew
  
 
 
 Reminds me of Eddie Izzards Noah's Ark sketch:
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFdmG-TRxzE
 
 The bit I'm thinking of is about 6 minutes in ;)
 
 Thanks,
 Ash
 http://www.ashleysheridan.co.uk
 
 

Actually, this clip is a bit better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrP8ey8VheU

Thanks,
Ash
http://www.ashleysheridan.co.uk




Re: [PHP] PHP / mySQL Project... Real men use 'cat'

2010-02-23 Thread Richard Quadling
On 23 February 2010 00:28, Daevid Vincent dae...@daevid.com wrote:
 -Original Message-
 From: Ashley Sheridan [mailto:a...@ashleysheridan.co.uk]

 On Mon, 2010-02-22 at 14:39 -0800, Don Wieland wrote:

  I am needing assistance IMMEDIATELY in finishing up a project (the
  developer went in to have shoulder surgery and will be out of
  commission for 3 weeks) and I need this finished soon.

 That only puts one arm out of action surely?
 A real programmer would use the one hand!

 Real programmers use 'cat'.

I've always found 'dog' and 'rabbit' to be more stimulating.



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Re: [PHP] PHP / mySQL Project... Real men use 'cat'

2010-02-23 Thread Phpster

Depends on what you do with them!

Bastien

Sent from my iPod

On Feb 23, 2010, at 6:42 AM, Richard Quadling  
rquadl...@googlemail.com wrote:



On 23 February 2010 00:28, Daevid Vincent dae...@daevid.com wrote:

-Original Message-
From: Ashley Sheridan [mailto:a...@ashleysheridan.co.uk]

On Mon, 2010-02-22 at 14:39 -0800, Don Wieland wrote:


I am needing assistance IMMEDIATELY in finishing up a project (the
developer went in to have shoulder surgery and will be out of
commission for 3 weeks) and I need this finished soon.


That only puts one arm out of action surely?
A real programmer would use the one hand!


Real programmers use 'cat'.


I've always found 'dog' and 'rabbit' to be more stimulating.



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RE: [PHP] PHP / mySQL Project... Real men use 'cat'

2010-02-23 Thread Daevid Vincent
Am I the only Linux/Unix guy here? Do you guys not know what 'cat' is? :-\

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_(Unix)

http://techrepublic.com.com/5208-12846-0.html?forumID=102threadID=310099m
essageID=3099392tag=content;leftCol 

 -Original Message-
 From: Richard Quadling [mailto:rquadl...@googlemail.com] 
 Sent: Tuesday, February 23, 2010 3:43 AM
 
 On 23 February 2010 00:28, Daevid Vincent dae...@daevid.com wrote:
  -Original Message-
  From: Ashley Sheridan [mailto:a...@ashleysheridan.co.uk]
 
  On Mon, 2010-02-22 at 14:39 -0800, Don Wieland wrote:
 
   I am needing assistance IMMEDIATELY in finishing up a 
 project (the
   developer went in to have shoulder surgery and will be out of
   commission for 3 weeks) and I need this finished soon.
 
  That only puts one arm out of action surely?
  A real programmer would use the one hand!
 
  Real programmers use 'cat'.
 
 I've always found 'dog' and 'rabbit' to be more stimulating.

 -Original Message-
 From: Phpster [mailto:phps...@gmail.com] 
 Sent: Tuesday, February 23, 2010 4:56 AM
 
 Depends on what you do with them!
 
 Bastien



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RE: [PHP] PHP / mySQL Project... Real men use 'cat'

2010-02-23 Thread Ashley Sheridan
On Tue, 2010-02-23 at 15:06 -0800, Daevid Vincent wrote:

 Am I the only Linux/Unix guy here? Do you guys not know what 'cat' is? :-\
 
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_(Unix)
 
 http://techrepublic.com.com/5208-12846-0.html?forumID=102threadID=310099m
 essageID=3099392tag=content;leftCol 
 
  -Original Message-
  From: Richard Quadling [mailto:rquadl...@googlemail.com] 
  Sent: Tuesday, February 23, 2010 3:43 AM
  
  On 23 February 2010 00:28, Daevid Vincent dae...@daevid.com wrote:
   -Original Message-
   From: Ashley Sheridan [mailto:a...@ashleysheridan.co.uk]
  
   On Mon, 2010-02-22 at 14:39 -0800, Don Wieland wrote:
  
I am needing assistance IMMEDIATELY in finishing up a 
  project (the
developer went in to have shoulder surgery and will be out of
commission for 3 weeks) and I need this finished soon.
  
   That only puts one arm out of action surely?
   A real programmer would use the one hand!
  
   Real programmers use 'cat'.
  
  I've always found 'dog' and 'rabbit' to be more stimulating.
 
  -Original Message-
  From: Phpster [mailto:phps...@gmail.com] 
  Sent: Tuesday, February 23, 2010 4:56 AM
  
  Depends on what you do with them!
  
  Bastien
 
 
 


It's like a dog, but smaller and smarter :p

Thanks,
Ash
http://www.ashleysheridan.co.uk




Re: [PHP] PHP / mySQL Project... Real men use 'cat'

2010-02-23 Thread Paul M Foster
On Tue, Feb 23, 2010 at 11:05:14PM +, Ashley Sheridan wrote:

 On Tue, 2010-02-23 at 15:06 -0800, Daevid Vincent wrote:
 
  http://techrepublic.com.com/5208-12846-0.html?forumID=102threadID=310099messageID=3099392tag=content;leftCol

That guy's partial to JOE. Pffft. Real men use Vim. And Emacs is for
Martians with ten fingers on each hand.

And yeah, for what it's worth, I've been running Linux since 1996.

And yeah, cats are smarter than dogs.

Flame on! ;-}

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RE: [PHP] PHP / mySQL Project... Real men use 'cat'

2010-02-22 Thread Daevid Vincent
 -Original Message-
 From: Ashley Sheridan [mailto:a...@ashleysheridan.co.uk] 
 
 On Mon, 2010-02-22 at 14:39 -0800, Don Wieland wrote:
 
  I am needing assistance IMMEDIATELY in finishing up a project (the  
  developer went in to have shoulder surgery and will be out of  
  commission for 3 weeks) and I need this finished soon.
 
 That only puts one arm out of action surely?  
 A real programmer would use the one hand!

Real programmers use 'cat'.

;-)

I don't see Stephen Hawking complaining... 
In fact, he raps about it!
http://www.mchawking.com/


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