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<---------------------PHWeekly Joke Ezine!---------------------> <-------The Little Sister Of Purehumour Joke Ezine------> PHWeekly (aka Purehumour Weekly) is now residing at the home of Paul's Fun House (http://www.paulsfunhouse.com) PHWeekly features the BEST Adult humour on the net...in the unlikely event that you no long wish to be a subscriber... please see the bottom of this mailing to unsubscribe. *please note...all replies to this ezine are discarded without being read...for contact info...please see the bottom of this mailing also. Welcome to issue # 66 of Purehumour Weekly ... and Happy Easter to everyone! As a special bonus today...I have two things to offer you...first a really fun and crazy file that you can find at: <a href=" http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/fun/wild.html ">Click</a> Download this file...turn up your speakers and have a great laugh on me! 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Your grandmother asks you to send her a jpeg file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver. 8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. 9. Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom of the screen. 10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid. 11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is cause for panic and turning around to go get it. 12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit card to make a purchase would be a hassle and take planning. 13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car. 14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses. 15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow. 16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet. 17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes. 18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person. 19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls. 20. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. 21. You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee. 22. You wake up at 2 am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to bed. 23. You're reading this. 24. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else...... ©¿©----------------------PUREHUMOUR POLL--------------------©¿© If this was in Florida...they'd still be counting! 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He dreamed of Venus, And played with his penis; And woke up with a hand full of goo. A weary old lecher named Blott, Took a luscious young blonde on his yacht. Too lazy to rape her, He made darts out of paper; Which he leisurely tossed at her twat. ©¿©-------------------------A DOG'S WORLD------------------------©¿© A Dog's World is a continuing story that will appear in each issue...miss a segment?...then check out the archives at: http://www.escribe.com/humor/pj In the darkness, 6 dogs sat completely still. No one dared move. Their plan had not worked as it was supposed to. Half of their pack was still on the outside. They remained silent and all had the same question in their heads. Which of the two groups of six would survive? The six dogs still in the basement sat in the darkness without making a sound. They didn't want to make a noise and get caught but also because none of them knew what to say. All of them were hiding under some shelving or behind some boxes. From where Sam was hiding he could see a tiny ray of sunlight coming through a crack in the bulkhead door. He imagined himself with the ability to shrink down to the size where he could slip through the crack. To be able to escape this chosen cell and walk free around the farm and still come back to safety, the best of both worlds. Copyright 2001-02 D. Scott Check out more at: http://www.humorcorner.com ©¿©--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------©¿© Dog Bones - Can you help Rover find his 5 bones? <a href=" http://fun-lists.com/play/?386.g.12 ">Play it</a> ©¿©--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------©¿© Two good Catholic boys passed an Episcopalian minister. At the sight of the reversed collar, one of them automatically said, "Hello, Father." The other boy elbowed him in the ribs. "He's no father, you dummy," said the second youth, "He's married and got three kids!" ©¿©--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------©¿© Put your brand on everyone's desktop...See You Again software gives you the ability to get your logo right up in front of the people you need...bringing them back over and over again to YOUR site! Get a jump on the competition...See You Again! <a href="http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/23.html";>Click</a> http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/23.html ©¿©------------------------STRANGE BREED!-------------------------©¿© If you like funny, wacky, and clean cartoons, then check out "Strange Breed". It's sure to make you and your whole family laugh." <a href="http://www2.hi.net/s4/strangebreed.htm";>Click</a> http://www2.hi.net/s4/strangebreed.htm ©¿©--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------©¿© Kurt goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife is unfaithful to me. Every Friday night, she goes to Tony's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?" "Relax, Kurt" says the doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, where exactly is Tony's bar?" ©¿©--------------FROM THE BATHROOM WALL -------------©¿© Just announced...the building of The Clinton Library in Little Rock, Arkansas. Will become the home of the largest porn film collection in history! ©¿©--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------©¿© <Shamelessly stolen (and modified) from North-Coast Express) Greg and Sam were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. "What's the matter?" asked Sam of his buddy, "You look kind of down." "My wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin." Greg said. Sam asked, "Why's that?" Greg blurted, "Because it's brief, unexpected and usually a disaster." ©¿©--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------©¿© Remember to back-up! <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.14.1 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.14.1 Help in an online world.... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.14.23 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.14.23 ©¿©--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------©¿© One day a shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and wouldn't cross it. Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them to the other side. "Look at that," remarked Stash to Yash. "That guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice!" ©¿©--------------------IT'S NOT PUNNY!------------------------------©¿© This decade is the time of physical fitness and personal trainers. Centers for aerobics, weight lifting and similar activities seem to be opening on every corner, and sometimes even next door to each other. And where in the past you could have expected stiff competition and hard feelings, today, there is much more friendliness and cooperation with everyone happy working together. In fact, this trend should make you think of what actor? Gym Neighbors ©¿©------------------------TIMEKILLER-------------------------------©¿© Find The Words - See if you can find all the words in a 16x16 matrix of letters. <a href=" http://fun-lists.com/play/?386.g.13 ">Play it</a> ©¿©--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------©¿© Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them. They decide that when they get home, they'll do everything that the women ask. The next weekend, they are in the same bar. The first guy says, "Man, I don't think that our idea was so great! I was sitting on the couch watching tv, and I dropped my cigarette on the couch. My wife said, 'Why don't you burn the whole house down?' That place is still smouldering." The second guy said, "That ain't nothing. I was working on the car, and dropped my wrench and it nicked the fender. She said, 'Why don't you tear the whole car apart?' It took me all night." The third guy said, "You guys don't have nothing on me. When I walked in the door, my wife was doing the dishes, and I felt a little romantic. I reached down, and grabbed her crotch, she said, 'Cut that out!' You guys ever seen one of these real close?" ©¿©--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------©¿© Get your condoms here! <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/5.html ">Click</a> ©¿©--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------©¿© An aging man was walking with his friend. He said, "I'm a walking economy." "How so?" the friend replied. He lamented, "My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!" ©¿©--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------©¿© Which one's the Hacker.... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.14.27 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.14.27 www.Time2Sleep.com.... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.14.29 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.14.29 ©¿©-------------------------WEIRD NEWS---------------------------©¿© WOODLAND HILLS, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- John Wayne Bobbitt just got hitched but that isn't stopping one of his ex-wives from making some cutting remarks about him. Last year, 43-year-old Dottie Brewer met, married and divorced Bobbitt within a 90-day period. The union ended when Bobbitt dumped Brewer for an old girlfriend. Although Brewer liked Bobbitt's boyish charm, she compares his manhood to a "pig in a blanket" and claims the surgically- reattached organ is as smushy as a "gel pack." Brewer says she might have been able to overlook the dismembered member but Bobbitt also had a bad habit of humping her in his sleep -- so she understands why first wife, Lorena, was angry enough to amputate his manhood in 1993. Although Brewer has no love for Bobbitt, she says some good things did come out of her bad marriage: A title for her autobiography, "This Week I Married John Wayne Bobbitt" (BabyPublications). Weird News is a daily feature of Purehumour...it contains a previously published News Report. If you find an article that you wish to see here..please send the article, name of the publication and date to: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">News</a> IF you like Weird News...subscribe to my weekly ezine of Weird News Weekly: <a href=" http://lists.paulsfunhouse.com ">Lists</a> ©¿©--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------©¿© An Italian family is at the dinner table when the father says to his oldest son, "Tony! Why you a such a fat a boy?" Tony says, "Poppa, it's a Mama's spaghetti! I can't a stop a eating it." Poppa says, "You should a take a smaller bites!" Then Poppa says to his middle son, "Michael! Why you a such a fat a boy?" Michael says, "Poppa, it's a Mama's lasagna. I can't a stop a eating it, it's a so good." Poppa says, "You should a also take a smaller bites." Then Poppa says to his youngest son, "Fredo! How you a stay so slim a and a trim a?" Fredo says, "It's a so easy, Poppa. I eat a lots and lots of a pussy." Poppa says, "Pussy? Pussy, that's a taste like shit!" Fredo says, "Poppa, You should a take a smaller bites!" ©¿©-------------------------QUICK WIT-------------------------------©¿© [||||] B E E R T O W N B U S T [||||] A Milwaukee pedophile was nabbed after he sought advice from Dear Abby who immediately turned his letter over to the proper authorities. (US News) If he'd signed his name as a priest, he'd have just been reassigned to a fresh parish. Copyright © 2002 by Bob Mills, all rights reserved. http://www.topica.com/lists/funnysideup ©¿©--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------©¿© Little Johnny is standing on a corner yanking off. A cop comes along and says, "What are you doing, little boy?" Little Johnny replied, "Fuckin' nothing," ©¿©--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------©¿© HE'S SO CUTE !!! Get your own interactive DeskMate for FREE <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/13.html";>Click Here </a> !! FREE !! DOWNLOAD NOW !! FREE !! Tahni. 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Look who's drinking them. ©¿©--------------------------EDITORIAL--------------------------------©¿© Mistress of My Domain by Valerie Sprague It started with .com, .net, .org, and .gov. And it was good. Then every country in the world was assigned a domain suffix, and .nu and .to (from the island nation of Niue and the country of Tonga, for example) became options, with the help of some web-savvy marketers. Now, apparently...this isn't quite good enough. .sucks and .itsnotfair might be on the way, thanks to the lobbying efforts of Ralph Nader, who thinks there aren't enough domain name options available for the public to voice its opinion on corporate greed or evil in general. This suggests some interesting possible configurations that even greedy corporations could grow to love, like www.electrolux.sucks (catchy address for a vacuum company, no?) But here's the catch: Nader's group, The Consumer Project for Technology, wants to make it illegal for companies to own their own sucky domain names, as they frequently do now by purchasing rights to hold mycompanysucks.com and the many permutations thereof....which, you know, is only fair, because there's really no place on the Internet now to express one's dislike for a given entity. </sarcasm> While ICANN, The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (which does actually exist and probably is as much fun for work for as The International Society of Pi Enthusiasts or Census 2000) pondered the current setup for top-level domains, like .com, they found that of more than 25,000 words in the dictionary, less than 2000 words aren't registered with a .com behind them yet. They apparently haven't audited all the sentences and catchphrases yet, but it's only a matter of time before the 'net frontiersmen stake out Whazzzzzzup.com and SpeakToTheHandGirlfriend.com ICANN apparently spent a lot of time exploring this issue at their recent Cairo meeting, as their website tells us: "... the Board and staff have been pleased to take the advice of His Excellency the Minister of Communications and Information Technology to drink the waters of the Nile, and accordingly look forward to our inevitable return to Cairo." There are plenty of hard words which haven't been claimed, which might bum William F. Buckley Jr. out. Domains like triturate.com and thrasonical.org are up for grabs. But since it is unlikely there will be any hard core porn on them, they'll probably stay off the web. Norway manages .no This would work well for political operatives, because www.proposition316.no is sort of catchy. Yugoslavia is .yu. How about www.iknow.yu? That would be great for organizing high school reunions. Dyslexics, rejoice...there's the Isle of Man's .im. (www.tired.im,) and Monty Pythonites should love Nicaragua's .ni (www.knightswhosay.ni.) One guy wants to administrate the Pitcairn Islands' .pn. I wonder what they'd use that one for. But not too much. Businesses should really jump on .tm, and just trademark themselves, if they haven't already. Why didn't I think of that before shelling out bucks for my domain? Which is another issue. What do they do with the money we spend for registering domain names? When I register my car, they use the funds for something like improving the roads, so is this going to finance better server connections? Midday carpal-tunnel-avoidance wrist rubs and complimentary sushi for the staff at InterNIC? I often wonder why there is no InterNIC website name exchange policy. I found this out the hard way. After registering a domain I was going to dedicate to women's political issues, I came to my senses a week later and accepted that certain things would get in the way of my running another web site. Like eating and sleeping. Do you think I could get the InterNIC licensed Network Solutions to send a refund? Or let me pick something else? Forget it. It's like a trendy sweater I'd never worn but that useless (but paid for) web domain is destined to hang in my closet for two years. Of course, they could end up busting me for "cybersquatting," or holding a domain name some company might want to use, but I think if anything should be more carefully policed it should be something that really poses a threat to online society as a whole, like overuse of the "under construction" designator or links to the Hamsterdance. -- Valerie Sprague was raised by wolves -- the Minnesota Timberwolves, which explains why she's so tall and drinks so much Gatorade. 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