vamos mandar tmbm piadas em russo -----Mensagem original----- De: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Em nome de Hélio Antonio Martins Lage Enviada em: Sexta-feira, 19 de Novembro de 1999 13:27 Para: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Assunto: Re: <piadas> Notices Pessoal, hoje dia 19/11/99 estamos comemorando 110 anos da bandeira nacional(no seu atual formato) por isto venho pedir encarecidamente que respeitemos a língua pátria, vamos fazer fazer um acordo de mandar somente piadas em português. Abraços Hélio lage Milton Roberto y Goya gravada: > Para você que lê inglês, esta é imperdível! > > FUNNY 'ENGLISH' NOTICES AROUND THE WORLD! > > Here are some signs and notices written in English that were > discovered throughout the world. You have to give the writers > an 'E' for Effort. > > In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: > We take your bags and send them in all directions. > > Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: > Would you like to ride on your own ass? > > In a Tokyo Hotel: > Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a > person to do such thing is please not to read notis. > > In a Bucharest hotel lobby: > The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we > regret that you will be unbearable. > > On the door of a Moscow hotel room: > If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. > > In a Zurich hotel: > Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite > sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for > this purpose. > > In an Acapulco hotel: > The manager has personally passed all the water served here. > > In a Rhodes tailor shop: > Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute > customers in strict rotation. > > Outside a Paris dress shop: > Dresses for street walking. > > In a Leipzig elevator: > Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. > > In a Belgrade hotel elevator: > To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin > should enter more persons, each one should press a number of > wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national > order. > > In a Paris hotel elevator: > Please leave your values at the front desk. > > In a Rome laundry: > Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having > a good time. > > In a hotel in Athens: > Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours > of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. > > In a Yugoslavian hotel: > The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the > chambermaid. > > In a Japanese hotel: > You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. > > In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox > monastery: > You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and > Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except > Thursday. > > In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: > Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the > boots of ascension. > > On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: > Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. > > On the menu of a Polish hotel: > Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy > dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; > beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. > > Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: > Ladies may have a fit upstairs. > > In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: > Drop your trousers here for best results. > > A sign posted in Germany's Black forest: > It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that > people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live > together in one tent unless they are married with each other > for that purpose. > > In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: > Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. > > In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: > Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no > miscarriages. > > In a Swiss mountain inn: > Special today -- no ice cream. > > In a Bangkok temple: > It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as > a man. > > In a Tokyo bar: > Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts. > > In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: > Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. > > In a Budapest zoo: > Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, > give it to the guard on duty. > > In the office of a Roman doctor: > Specialist in women and other diseases. > > In a Tokyo shop: > Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are > best in the long run. > > From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air > conditioner: > Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your > room, please control yourself. > > From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: > When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. > Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles > your passage then tootle him with vigor. > > Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: > - English well talking. > - Here speeching American. > > -- > > [], > 1.000ton > ________________ _ > \__(=======/_=_/ ____.--'-`--.___ Visite Minha Home Page: > \ \ `,--,-.___.----' http://users.sti.com.br/yamato > .--`\\--'../ http://users.sti.com.br/stoledo > '---._____./] http://sites.uol.com.br/filpo > http://users.sti.com.br/gtraxx > Nós saudamos as estrelas http://www.fconline.net > > http://www.geocities.com/miltongoya/ > > Windows 2000 : Procuram-se mártires para testá-lo > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > Você tem email?? 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