Or have shit for brains.
While others can't tell the difference between shit and
shineola.
Some days are colder than shit,
Some days are hotter than shit,
And some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
Things can look like shit,
And there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
Not enough shit,
The right shit,
The wrong shit
Or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
Have a mountain of shit,
Or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit,
And other times you fall in a bucket of shit and
come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, It's
the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your shit,
You don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit
Or delete it, because you don't give a shit
Or Save it with all your other shit.
