Re: [RBASE-L] - My first day in the Home Office (No, not in the British sense!)

2020-03-26 Thread Mohammed
Yess all be safe we here in Bangladesh are in shutdown from today onwards

Mohammed Sattar
Sent from my iPhone

> On Mar 25, 2020, at 8:34 PM, 'Karen Tellef' via RBASE-L 
>  wrote:
> 
> 
> Awww... so good to hear Emmitt's voice again
> 
> Karen
> 
> 
> 
> -Original Message-
> From: A. Razzak Memon 
> To: rbase-l 
> Sent: Wed, Mar 25, 2020 8:55 am
> Subject: [RBASE-L] - My first day in the Home Office (No, not in the British 
> sense!)
> 
> To all:
> 
> This message is an off topic post from a gone but not forgotten 
> friend to the R:BASE Community Emmitt Dove on July 5th, 2006, when 
> working from home was more optional than the current environment.
> 
> Enjoy this blast from the past!
> 
> Razzak
> 
> ---
> 
> You may not know that today was my first day in my new home 
> office.  Being the opportunist I am, events at work transpired to 
> make this possible, and I jumped at the chance.  For those of you who 
> think a home office is a bed of roses, consider:
> 
> The Awakening
> 
> I have one of those "atomic" alarm clocks that set themselves to the 
> Naval Observatory and also display the indoor temperature and 
> humidity.  For the past several years my alarm has been set to 5:45 
> am.  That allows time to negotiate two bridges under construction and 
> still make it to work at a reasonable hour.  So I decided I could 
> take some of that time back.
> 
> Well, this clock has four buttons on the back - mode, mem, up arrow 
> and down arrow.  Intuitive, right?  No amount of fidgeting with the 
> blasted thing could get me to the set alarm time mode.  The 
> reasonable alternative would have been to consult the 
> documentation.  Oh, but where in blazes is the doc?  Nowhere I can 
> find it.  So I did the logical thing and hopped online, went to the 
> manufacturer's website, hit the clock section, went to the 
> documentation download page.  Now, where is my model?  Not 
> there.  They have online doc for every other clock made in the 
> history of Mankind, but not mine.
> 
> By this time it is getting late, so I decide to go ahead and hit the 
> sack and deal with the clock another time.  So could I get to 
> sleep?  No, I was to busy steaming over a piece of plastic and 
> electronics that had failed to yield to my superior efforts.  Turn 
> the light back on ... fidget some more ... no luck.  Light 
> off.  Light back on.  Off.  On.  Finally, somewhere after midnight, I 
> inadvertently hit some unidentified combination of buttons that put 
> me into alarm set mode!  For joy!
> 
> At 6:15 AM this morning the clock faithfully sprang to life and 
> emitted its annoying chirping to wake me up.  Off to a good 
> start.  After all, tonight I can make up the hours of sleep I missed 
> last night fidgeting with the blooming clock.  Note to self:  just 
> plan on awakening at 6:15 for a good long time.
> 
> Now to get going and get ready ...
> 
> The Brief Commute
> 
> No, not that kind of brief - I meant quick!  I did run into some cat 
> traffic between the food dish entrance ramp and the litter box 
> exit.  However, that was offset by the fact that there was no wife 
> traffic (she's up in Newfoundland for a few days).  The lack of wife 
> traffic was fortunate, since there is only one "rest stop" along the 
> way, and it can get jammed with wife traffic.  The facility, such as 
> it is, is a one-holer.  (Note to Southerners:  this one-holer is 
> indoor, and has plumbing!)  Naturally, wife traffic has the 
> right-of-way.  I'll have to schedule future commutes around this 
> potential log jam.
> 
> The weather was nice - incandescent light with a background of 
> filtered overcast.  Even though it was raining steadily, the road was 
> dry and I didn't need my wipers.  The temperature was a comfortable 
> 74.3 degrees and 61% humidity, according to the aforementioned 
> undocumented electronic clock device.  A gentle, cool breeze emanated 
> from the east, courtesy of the Friedrich Corporation.  Indeed, the 
> trip was almost idyllic.
> 
> There was no wait at the breakfast place, but the selection was very 
> limited.  Strangely enough, there was cat traffic here, too.  Note to 
> self:  put groceries on the to-do list.
> 
> The coffee joint had just the blend I like, all hot and loaded into 
> an insulated mug.  Things were looking up, except for the cat traffic.
> 
> Even getting up half an hour later and taking the cat congestion into 
> account, I still made it to work well ahead of my previous 
> arrivals.  As before, I arrived before anyone else and had to turn on 
> the lights.  But I'm accustomed to being first-in, and I really enjoy 
> having some quiet time with my coffee, Doonesbury and RBG7-L before 
> the others start showing up.
> 
> [later]
> 
> Hmmm.  Was today a holiday?  Where is everyone?
> 
> Lunchtime
> 
> After a morning of the usual emails and phone calls, noon rolled 
> around.  So I moseyed over to the local sandwich shop.  Again, no 

Re: [RBASE-L] - My first day in the Home Office (No, not in the British sense!)

2020-03-25 Thread Ken Shapiro
Fond memories.

On Wed, Mar 25, 2020 at 12:13 PM Bruce Chitiea 
wrote:

> My cat now looks at homebound-me and asks "traffic? What, am I traffic to
> you now?"
>
> Emmitt help me greatly in my early yeaR:s on the list; your posting a
> reminder of the generosity of his soul.
>
> Bruce Chitiea
>
> -- Original Message --
> From: "A. Razzak Memon" 
> To: rbase-l@googlegroups.com
> Sent: 3/25/2020 6:55:03 AM
> Subject: [RBASE-L] - My first day in the Home Office (No, not in the
> British sense!)
>
> To all:
>
> This message is an off topic post from a gone but not forgotten friend to
> the R:BASE Community Emmitt Dove on July 5th, 2006, when working from home
> was more optional than the current environment.
>
> Enjoy this blast from the past!
>
> Razzak
>
> ---
>
> You may not know that today was my first day in my new home office. Being
> the opportunist I am, events at work transpired to make this possible, and
> I jumped at the chance. For those of you who think a home office is a bed
> of roses, consider:
>
> The Awakening
>
> I have one of those "atomic" alarm clocks that set themselves to the Naval
> Observatory and also display the indoor temperature and humidity. For the
> past several years my alarm has been set to 5:45 am. That allows time to
> negotiate two bridges under construction and still make it to work at a
> reasonable hour. So I decided I could take some of that time back.
>
> Well, this clock has four buttons on the back - mode, mem, up arrow and
> down arrow. Intuitive, right? No amount of fidgeting with the blasted thing
> could get me to the set alarm time mode. The reasonable alternative would
> have been to consult the documentation. Oh, but where in blazes is the doc?
> Nowhere I can find it. So I did the logical thing and hopped online, went
> to the manufacturer's website, hit the clock section, went to the
> documentation download page. Now, where is my model? Not there. They have
> online doc for every other clock made in the history of Mankind, but not
> mine.
>
> By this time it is getting late, so I decide to go ahead and hit the sack
> and deal with the clock another time. So could I get to sleep? No, I was to
> busy steaming over a piece of plastic and electronics that had failed to
> yield to my superior efforts. Turn the light back on ... fidget some more
> ... no luck. Light off. Light back on. Off. On. Finally, somewhere after
> midnight, I inadvertently hit some unidentified combination of buttons that
> put me into alarm set mode! For joy!
>
> At 6:15 AM this morning the clock faithfully sprang to life and emitted
> its annoying chirping to wake me up. Off to a good start. After all,
> tonight I can make up the hours of sleep I missed last night fidgeting with
> the blooming clock. Note to self: just plan on awakening at 6:15 for a good
> long time.
>
> Now to get going and get ready ...
>
> The Brief Commute
>
> No, not that kind of brief - I meant quick! I did run into some cat
> traffic between the food dish entrance ramp and the litter box exit.
> However, that was offset by the fact that there was no wife traffic (she's
> up in Newfoundland for a few days). The lack of wife traffic was fortunate,
> since there is only one "rest stop" along the way, and it can get jammed
> with wife traffic. The facility, such as it is, is a one-holer. (Note to
> Southerners: this one-holer is indoor, and has plumbing!) Naturally, wife
> traffic has the right-of-way. I'll have to schedule future commutes around
> this potential log jam.
>
> The weather was nice - incandescent light with a background of filtered
> overcast. Even though it was raining steadily, the road was dry and I
> didn't need my wipers. The temperature was a comfortable 74.3 degrees and
> 61% humidity, according to the aforementioned undocumented electronic clock
> device. A gentle, cool breeze emanated from the east, courtesy of the
> Friedrich Corporation. Indeed, the trip was almost idyllic.
>
> There was no wait at the breakfast place, but the selection was very
> limited. Strangely enough, there was cat traffic here, too. Note to self:
> put groceries on the to-do list.
>
> The coffee joint had just the blend I like, all hot and loaded into an
> insulated mug. Things were looking up, except for the cat traffic.
>
> Even getting up half an hour later and taking the cat congestion into
> account, I still made it to work well ahead of my previous arrivals. As
> before, I arrived before anyone else and had to turn on the lights. But I'm
> accustomed to being first-in, and I really enjoy having some quiet time
> with my coffee, Doonesbury and RBG7-L before the others start showing up.
>
> [later]
>
> Hmmm. Was today a holiday? Where is everyone?
>
> Lunchtime
>
> After a morning of the usual emails and phone calls, noon rolled around.
> So I moseyed over to the local sandwich shop. Again, no wait, but an
> extremely limited selection. Note to self: I really must get to the gr

Re: [RBASE-L] - My first day in the Home Office (No, not in the British sense!)

2020-03-25 Thread Bruce Chitiea
My cat now looks at homebound-me and asks "traffic? What, am I traffic 
to you now?"


Emmitt help me greatly in my early yeaR:s on the list; your posting a 
reminder of the generosity of his soul.


Bruce Chitiea

-- Original Message --
From: "A. Razzak Memon" 
To: rbase-l@googlegroups.com
Sent: 3/25/2020 6:55:03 AM
Subject: [RBASE-L] - My first day in the Home Office (No, not in the 
British sense!)



To all:

This message is an off topic post from a gone but not forgotten friend to the 
R:BASE Community Emmitt Dove on July 5th, 2006, when working from home was more 
optional than the current environment.

Enjoy this blast from the past!

Razzak

---

You may not know that today was my first day in my new home office.  Being the 
opportunist I am, events at work transpired to make this possible, and I jumped 
at the chance.  For those of you who think a home office is a bed of roses, 
consider:

The Awakening

I have one of those "atomic" alarm clocks that set themselves to the Naval 
Observatory and also display the indoor temperature and humidity.  For the past several 
years my alarm has been set to 5:45 am.  That allows time to negotiate two bridges under 
construction and still make it to work at a reasonable hour.  So I decided I could take 
some of that time back.

Well, this clock has four buttons on the back - mode, mem, up arrow and down 
arrow.  Intuitive, right?  No amount of fidgeting with the blasted thing could 
get me to the set alarm time mode.  The reasonable alternative would have been 
to consult the documentation.  Oh, but where in blazes is the doc?  Nowhere I 
can find it.  So I did the logical thing and hopped online, went to the 
manufacturer's website, hit the clock section, went to the documentation 
download page.  Now, where is my model?  Not there.  They have online doc for 
every other clock made in the history of Mankind, but not mine.

By this time it is getting late, so I decide to go ahead and hit the sack and 
deal with the clock another time.  So could I get to sleep?  No, I was to busy 
steaming over a piece of plastic and electronics that had failed to yield to my 
superior efforts.  Turn the light back on ... fidget some more ... no luck.  
Light off.  Light back on.  Off.  On.  Finally, somewhere after midnight, I 
inadvertently hit some unidentified combination of buttons that put me into 
alarm set mode!  For joy!

At 6:15 AM this morning the clock faithfully sprang to life and emitted its 
annoying chirping to wake me up.  Off to a good start.  After all, tonight I 
can make up the hours of sleep I missed last night fidgeting with the blooming 
clock.  Note to self:  just plan on awakening at 6:15 for a good long time.

Now to get going and get ready ...

The Brief Commute

No, not that kind of brief - I meant quick!  I did run into some cat traffic between the 
food dish entrance ramp and the litter box exit.  However, that was offset by the fact 
that there was no wife traffic (she's up in Newfoundland for a few days).  The lack of 
wife traffic was fortunate, since there is only one "rest stop" along the way, 
and it can get jammed with wife traffic.  The facility, such as it is, is a one-holer.  
(Note to Southerners:  this one-holer is indoor, and has plumbing!)  Naturally, wife 
traffic has the right-of-way.  I'll have to schedule future commutes around this 
potential log jam.

The weather was nice - incandescent light with a background of filtered 
overcast.  Even though it was raining steadily, the road was dry and I didn't 
need my wipers.  The temperature was a comfortable 74.3 degrees and 61% 
humidity, according to the aforementioned undocumented electronic clock device. 
 A gentle, cool breeze emanated from the east, courtesy of the Friedrich 
Corporation.  Indeed, the trip was almost idyllic.

There was no wait at the breakfast place, but the selection was very limited.  
Strangely enough, there was cat traffic here, too.  Note to self:  put 
groceries on the to-do list.

The coffee joint had just the blend I like, all hot and loaded into an 
insulated mug.  Things were looking up, except for the cat traffic.

Even getting up half an hour later and taking the cat congestion into account, 
I still made it to work well ahead of my previous arrivals.  As before, I 
arrived before anyone else and had to turn on the lights.  But I'm accustomed 
to being first-in, and I really enjoy having some quiet time with my coffee, 
Doonesbury and RBG7-L before the others start showing up.

[later]

Hmmm.  Was today a holiday?  Where is everyone?

Lunchtime

After a morning of the usual emails and phone calls, noon rolled around.  So I 
moseyed over to the local sandwich shop.  Again, no wait, but an extremely 
limited selection.  Note to self:  I really must get to the grocery store soon!

The afternoon was filled with the usual brain-disengaged user support calls:

Caller:  "Would you add these valuations for me?"
  

RE: [RBASE-L] - My first day in the Home Office (No, not in the British sense!)

2020-03-25 Thread svella
Thank you for sharing Razzak.  It brings back fond memories of Emmitt and a 
good laugh!

Your timing was good.

Regards,

Steve

Steve Vellella
713-254-9314

-Original Message-
From: rbase-l@googlegroups.com  On Behalf Of A. 
Razzak Memon
Sent: Wednesday, March 25, 2020 8:55 AM
To: rbase-l@googlegroups.com
Subject: [RBASE-L] - My first day in the Home Office (No, not in the British 
sense!)

To all:

This message is an off topic post from a gone but not forgotten friend to the 
R:BASE Community Emmitt Dove on July 5th, 2006, when working from home was more 
optional than the current environment.

Enjoy this blast from the past!

Razzak

---

You may not know that today was my first day in my new home office.  Being the 
opportunist I am, events at work transpired to make this possible, and I jumped 
at the chance.  For those of you who think a home office is a bed of roses, 
consider:

The Awakening

I have one of those "atomic" alarm clocks that set themselves to the Naval 
Observatory and also display the indoor temperature and humidity.  For the past 
several years my alarm has been set to 5:45 am.  That allows time to negotiate 
two bridges under construction and still make it to work at a reasonable hour.  
So I decided I could take some of that time back.

Well, this clock has four buttons on the back - mode, mem, up arrow and down 
arrow.  Intuitive, right?  No amount of fidgeting with the blasted thing could 
get me to the set alarm time mode.  The reasonable alternative would have been 
to consult the documentation.  Oh, but where in blazes is the doc?  Nowhere I 
can find it.  So I did the logical thing and hopped online, went to the 
manufacturer's website, hit the clock section, went to the documentation 
download page.  Now, where is my model?  Not there.  They have online doc for 
every other clock made in the history of Mankind, but not mine.

By this time it is getting late, so I decide to go ahead and hit the sack and 
deal with the clock another time.  So could I get to sleep?  No, I was to busy 
steaming over a piece of plastic and electronics that had failed to yield to my 
superior efforts.  Turn the light back on ... fidget some more ... no luck.  
Light off.  Light back on.  Off.  On.  Finally, somewhere after midnight, I 
inadvertently hit some unidentified combination of buttons that put me into 
alarm set mode!  For joy!

At 6:15 AM this morning the clock faithfully sprang to life and emitted its 
annoying chirping to wake me up.  Off to a good start.  After all, tonight I 
can make up the hours of sleep I missed last night fidgeting with the blooming 
clock.  Note to self:  just plan on awakening at 6:15 for a good long time.

Now to get going and get ready ...

The Brief Commute

No, not that kind of brief - I meant quick!  I did run into some cat traffic 
between the food dish entrance ramp and the litter box exit.  However, that was 
offset by the fact that there was no wife traffic (she's up in Newfoundland for 
a few days).  The lack of wife traffic was fortunate, since there is only one 
"rest stop" along the way, and it can get jammed with wife traffic.  The 
facility, such as it is, is a one-holer.  (Note to Southerners:  this one-holer 
is indoor, and has plumbing!)  Naturally, wife traffic has the right-of-way.  
I'll have to schedule future commutes around this potential log jam.

The weather was nice - incandescent light with a background of filtered 
overcast.  Even though it was raining steadily, the road was dry and I didn't 
need my wipers.  The temperature was a comfortable
74.3 degrees and 61% humidity, according to the aforementioned undocumented 
electronic clock device.  A gentle, cool breeze emanated from the east, 
courtesy of the Friedrich Corporation.  Indeed, the trip was almost idyllic.

There was no wait at the breakfast place, but the selection was very limited.  
Strangely enough, there was cat traffic here, too.  Note to
self:  put groceries on the to-do list.

The coffee joint had just the blend I like, all hot and loaded into an 
insulated mug.  Things were looking up, except for the cat traffic.

Even getting up half an hour later and taking the cat congestion into account, 
I still made it to work well ahead of my previous arrivals.  As before, I 
arrived before anyone else and had to turn on the lights.  But I'm accustomed 
to being first-in, and I really enjoy having some quiet time with my coffee, 
Doonesbury and RBG7-L before the others start showing up.

[later]

Hmmm.  Was today a holiday?  Where is everyone?

Lunchtime

After a morning of the usual emails and phone calls, noon rolled around.  So I 
moseyed over to the local sandwich shop.  Again, no wait, but an extremely 
limited selection.  Note to self:  I really must get to the grocery store soon!

The afternoon was filled with the usual brain-disengaged user support calls:

 Caller:  "Would you add these valuations for me?"
 Me:   

RE: [RBASE-L] - My first day in the Home Office (No, not in the British sense!)

2020-03-25 Thread Jim Belisle
I never met Emmitt but I sure did get a good laugh.
Thanks, Razzak. A good dose of humor is good at anytime of the day.

James Belisle

Making Information Systems People Friendly Since 1990
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From: rbase-l@googlegroups.com [mailto:rbase-l@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of 
p...@buckleyandassoc.com
Sent: Wednesday, March 25, 2020 10:39 AM
To: rbase-l@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [RBASE-L] - My first day in the Home Office (No, not in the 
British sense!)

Razzak,

Thank you SO MUCH for sharing this. Like Karen said, I can hear Emmitt's voice 
as I read this. At times in my life where things are the most chaotic, and now 
is certainly one of those times, I often reflect back on friends lost. There 
have been far too many and sadly a great deal of them are R:BASE friends. But 
it warms my heart to read this and be vividly reminded of a good friend in 
Emmitt.

Take care everyone in this community as we all navigate uncharted waters. Stay 
safe and be healthy.

Thanks again Razzak,
Paul Buckley

-Original Message-
From: rbase-l@googlegroups.com<mailto:rbase-l@googlegroups.com> 
<mailto:rbase-l@googlegroups.com%3e> On Behalf Of A. 
Razzak Memon
Sent: March 25, 2020 9:55 AM
To: rbase-l@googlegroups.com<mailto:rbase-l@googlegroups.com>
Subject: [RBASE-L] - My first day in the Home Office (No, not in the British 
sense!)

To all:

This message is an off topic post from a gone but not forgotten friend to the 
R:BASE Community Emmitt Dove on July 5th, 2006, when working from home was more 
optional than the current environment.

Enjoy this blast from the past!

Razzak

---

You may not know that today was my first day in my new home office. Being the 
opportunist I am, events at work transpired to make this possible, and I jumped 
at the chance. For those of you who think a home office is a bed of roses, 
consider:

The Awakening

I have one of those "atomic" alarm clocks that set themselves to the Naval 
Observatory and also display the indoor temperature and humidity. For the past 
several years my alarm has been set to 5:45 am. That allows time to negotiate 
two bridges under construction and still make it to work at a reasonable hour. 
So I decided I could take some of that time back.

Well, this clock has four buttons on the back - mode, mem, up arrow and down 
arrow. Intuitive, right? No amount of fidgeting with the blasted thing could 
get me to the set alarm time mode. The reasonable alternative would have been 
to consult the documentation. Oh, but where in blazes is the doc? Nowhere I can 
find it. So I did the logical thing and hopped online, went to the 
manufacturer's website, hit the clock section, went to the documentation 
download page. Now, where is my model? Not there. They have online doc for 
every other clock made in the history of Mankind, but not mine.

By this time it is getting late, so I decide to go ahead and hit the sack and 
deal with the clock another time. So could I get to sleep? No, I was to busy 
steaming over a piece of plastic and electronics that had failed to yield to my 
superior efforts. Turn the light back on ... fidget some more ... no luck. 
Light off. Light back on. Off. On. Finally, somewhere after midnight, I 
inadvertently hit some unidentified combination of buttons that put me into 
alarm set mode! For joy!

At 6:15 AM this morning the clock faithfully sprang to life and emitted its 
annoying chirping to wake me up. Off to a good start. After all, tonight I can 
make up the hours of sleep I missed last night fidgeting with the blooming 
clock. Note to self: just plan on awakening at 6:15 for a good long time.

Now to get going and get ready ...

The Brief Commute

No, not that kind of brief - I meant quick! I did run into some cat traffic 
between the food dish entrance ramp and the litter box exit. However, that was 
offset by the fact that there was no wife traffic (she's up in Newfoundland for 
a few days). The lack of wife traffic was fortunate, since there is only one 
"rest stop" along the way, and it can get jammed with wife traffic. The 
facility, such as it is, is a one-holer. (Note to Southerners: this one-holer 
is indoor, and has plumbing!) Naturally, wife traffic has the right-of-way. 
I'll have to schedule future commutes around this potential log jam.

The weather was nice - incandescent light with a background of filtered 
overcast. Even though it was raining steadily, the road was dry and I didn't 
need my wipers. The temperature was a comfortable
74.3 degrees and 61% humidity, according to the aforementioned undocumented 
electronic clock device. A gentle, cool breeze emanated from the east, courtesy 
of the Friedrich Corporation. Indeed, the trip was almost idyllic.

There was no wait at the breakfast place, but the selection was very limited. 
Strangely enough, there was cat traffic here, too. Note to
self: put groc

Re: [RBASE-L] - My first day in the Home Office (No, not in the British sense!)

2020-03-25 Thread Bill Downall
Lovely memory from a great fellow. Thanks, Razzak.

Bill


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RE: [RBASE-L] - My first day in the Home Office (No, not in the British sense!)

2020-03-25 Thread paul
Razzak,

Thank you SO MUCH for sharing this. Like Karen said, I can hear Emmitt's voice 
as I read this. At times in my life where things are the most chaotic, and now 
is certainly one of those times, I often reflect back on friends lost. There 
have been far too many and sadly a great deal of them are R:BASE friends. But 
it warms my heart to read this and be vividly reminded of a good friend in 
Emmitt.

Take care everyone in this community as we all navigate uncharted waters. Stay 
safe and be healthy.

Thanks again Razzak,
Paul Buckley

-Original Message-
From: rbase-l@googlegroups.com  On Behalf Of A. 
Razzak Memon
Sent: March 25, 2020 9:55 AM
To: rbase-l@googlegroups.com
Subject: [RBASE-L] - My first day in the Home Office (No, not in the British 
sense!)

To all:

This message is an off topic post from a gone but not forgotten friend to the 
R:BASE Community Emmitt Dove on July 5th, 2006, when working from home was more 
optional than the current environment.

Enjoy this blast from the past!

Razzak

---

You may not know that today was my first day in my new home office.  Being the 
opportunist I am, events at work transpired to make this possible, and I jumped 
at the chance.  For those of you who think a home office is a bed of roses, 
consider:

The Awakening

I have one of those "atomic" alarm clocks that set themselves to the Naval 
Observatory and also display the indoor temperature and humidity.  For the past 
several years my alarm has been set to 5:45 am.  That allows time to negotiate 
two bridges under construction and still make it to work at a reasonable hour.  
So I decided I could take some of that time back.

Well, this clock has four buttons on the back - mode, mem, up arrow and down 
arrow.  Intuitive, right?  No amount of fidgeting with the blasted thing could 
get me to the set alarm time mode.  The reasonable alternative would have been 
to consult the documentation.  Oh, but where in blazes is the doc?  Nowhere I 
can find it.  So I did the logical thing and hopped online, went to the 
manufacturer's website, hit the clock section, went to the documentation 
download page.  Now, where is my model?  Not there.  They have online doc for 
every other clock made in the history of Mankind, but not mine.

By this time it is getting late, so I decide to go ahead and hit the sack and 
deal with the clock another time.  So could I get to sleep?  No, I was to busy 
steaming over a piece of plastic and electronics that had failed to yield to my 
superior efforts.  Turn the light back on ... fidget some more ... no luck.  
Light off.  Light back on.  Off.  On.  Finally, somewhere after midnight, I 
inadvertently hit some unidentified combination of buttons that put me into 
alarm set mode!  For joy!

At 6:15 AM this morning the clock faithfully sprang to life and emitted its 
annoying chirping to wake me up.  Off to a good start.  After all, tonight I 
can make up the hours of sleep I missed last night fidgeting with the blooming 
clock.  Note to self:  just plan on awakening at 6:15 for a good long time.

Now to get going and get ready ...

The Brief Commute

No, not that kind of brief - I meant quick!  I did run into some cat traffic 
between the food dish entrance ramp and the litter box exit.  However, that was 
offset by the fact that there was no wife traffic (she's up in Newfoundland for 
a few days).  The lack of wife traffic was fortunate, since there is only one 
"rest stop" along the way, and it can get jammed with wife traffic.  The 
facility, such as it is, is a one-holer.  (Note to Southerners:  this one-holer 
is indoor, and has plumbing!)  Naturally, wife traffic has the right-of-way.  
I'll have to schedule future commutes around this potential log jam.

The weather was nice - incandescent light with a background of filtered 
overcast.  Even though it was raining steadily, the road was dry and I didn't 
need my wipers.  The temperature was a comfortable
74.3 degrees and 61% humidity, according to the aforementioned undocumented 
electronic clock device.  A gentle, cool breeze emanated from the east, 
courtesy of the Friedrich Corporation.  Indeed, the trip was almost idyllic.

There was no wait at the breakfast place, but the selection was very limited.  
Strangely enough, there was cat traffic here, too.  Note to
self:  put groceries on the to-do list.

The coffee joint had just the blend I like, all hot and loaded into an 
insulated mug.  Things were looking up, except for the cat traffic.

Even getting up half an hour later and taking the cat congestion into account, 
I still made it to work well ahead of my previous arrivals.  As before, I 
arrived before anyone else and had to turn on the lights.  But I'm accustomed 
to being first-in, and I really enjoy having some quiet time with my coffee, 
Doonesbury and RBG7-L before the others start showing up.

[later]

Hmmm.  Was today a holiday?  Where is everyone?

Lunchtime

After a mor

Re: [RBASE-L] - My first day in the Home Office (No, not in the British sense!)

2020-03-25 Thread 'Karen Tellef' via RBASE-L
Awww... so good to hear Emmitt's voice again
Karen
 
 
 
-Original Message-
From: A. Razzak Memon 
To: rbase-l 
Sent: Wed, Mar 25, 2020 8:55 am
Subject: [RBASE-L] - My first day in the Home Office (No, not in the British 
sense!)

To all:

This message is an off topic post from a gone but not forgotten 
friend to the R:BASE Community Emmitt Dove on July 5th, 2006, when 
working from home was more optional than the current environment.

Enjoy this blast from the past!

Razzak

---

You may not know that today was my first day in my new home 
office.  Being the opportunist I am, events at work transpired to 
make this possible, and I jumped at the chance.  For those of you who 
think a home office is a bed of roses, consider:

The Awakening

I have one of those "atomic" alarm clocks that set themselves to the 
Naval Observatory and also display the indoor temperature and 
humidity.  For the past several years my alarm has been set to 5:45 
am.  That allows time to negotiate two bridges under construction and 
still make it to work at a reasonable hour.  So I decided I could 
take some of that time back.

Well, this clock has four buttons on the back - mode, mem, up arrow 
and down arrow.  Intuitive, right?  No amount of fidgeting with the 
blasted thing could get me to the set alarm time mode.  The 
reasonable alternative would have been to consult the 
documentation.  Oh, but where in blazes is the doc?  Nowhere I can 
find it.  So I did the logical thing and hopped online, went to the 
manufacturer's website, hit the clock section, went to the 
documentation download page.  Now, where is my model?  Not 
there.  They have online doc for every other clock made in the 
history of Mankind, but not mine.

By this time it is getting late, so I decide to go ahead and hit the 
sack and deal with the clock another time.  So could I get to 
sleep?  No, I was to busy steaming over a piece of plastic and 
electronics that had failed to yield to my superior efforts.  Turn 
the light back on ... fidget some more ... no luck.  Light 
off.  Light back on.  Off.  On.  Finally, somewhere after midnight, I 
inadvertently hit some unidentified combination of buttons that put 
me into alarm set mode!  For joy!

At 6:15 AM this morning the clock faithfully sprang to life and 
emitted its annoying chirping to wake me up.  Off to a good 
start.  After all, tonight I can make up the hours of sleep I missed 
last night fidgeting with the blooming clock.  Note to self:  just 
plan on awakening at 6:15 for a good long time.

Now to get going and get ready ...

The Brief Commute

No, not that kind of brief - I meant quick!  I did run into some cat 
traffic between the food dish entrance ramp and the litter box 
exit.  However, that was offset by the fact that there was no wife 
traffic (she's up in Newfoundland for a few days).  The lack of wife 
traffic was fortunate, since there is only one "rest stop" along the 
way, and it can get jammed with wife traffic.  The facility, such as 
it is, is a one-holer.  (Note to Southerners:  this one-holer is 
indoor, and has plumbing!)  Naturally, wife traffic has the 
right-of-way.  I'll have to schedule future commutes around this 
potential log jam.

The weather was nice - incandescent light with a background of 
filtered overcast.  Even though it was raining steadily, the road was 
dry and I didn't need my wipers.  The temperature was a comfortable 
74.3 degrees and 61% humidity, according to the aforementioned 
undocumented electronic clock device.  A gentle, cool breeze emanated 
from the east, courtesy of the Friedrich Corporation.  Indeed, the 
trip was almost idyllic.

There was no wait at the breakfast place, but the selection was very 
limited.  Strangely enough, there was cat traffic here, too.  Note to 
self:  put groceries on the to-do list.

The coffee joint had just the blend I like, all hot and loaded into 
an insulated mug.  Things were looking up, except for the cat traffic.

Even getting up half an hour later and taking the cat congestion into 
account, I still made it to work well ahead of my previous 
arrivals.  As before, I arrived before anyone else and had to turn on 
the lights.  But I'm accustomed to being first-in, and I really enjoy 
having some quiet time with my coffee, Doonesbury and RBG7-L before 
the others start showing up.

[later]

Hmmm.  Was today a holiday?  Where is everyone?

Lunchtime

After a morning of the usual emails and phone calls, noon rolled 
around.  So I moseyed over to the local sandwich shop.  Again, no 
wait, but an extremely limited selection.  Note to self:  I really 
must get to the grocery store soon!

The afternoon was filled with the usual brain-disengaged user support calls:

        Caller:  "Would you add these valuations for me?"
        Me:    "You can do it yourself."
        Caller: "How?"
        Me:    "Click that button right in the middle of the screen 
that says 'Add valuation'."
    

RE: [RBASE-L] - My first day in the Home Office (No, not in the British sense!)

2020-03-25 Thread Dan Goldberg
Perfect timing as some of us are now working from home full-time

Dan Goldberg

-Original Message-
From: rbase-l@googlegroups.com  On Behalf Of A. 
Razzak Memon
Sent: Wednesday, March 25, 2020 6:55 AM
To: rbase-l@googlegroups.com
Subject: [RBASE-L] - My first day in the Home Office (No, not in the British 
sense!)


To all:

This message is an off topic post from a gone but not forgotten friend to the 
R:BASE Community Emmitt Dove on July 5th, 2006, when working from home was more 
optional than the current environment.

Enjoy this blast from the past!

Razzak

---

You may not know that today was my first day in my new home office.  Being the 
opportunist I am, events at work transpired to make this possible, and I jumped 
at the chance.  For those of you who think a home office is a bed of roses, 
consider:

The Awakening

I have one of those "atomic" alarm clocks that set themselves to the Naval 
Observatory and also display the indoor temperature and humidity.  For the past 
several years my alarm has been set to 5:45 am.  That allows time to negotiate 
two bridges under construction and still make it to work at a reasonable hour.  
So I decided I could take some of that time back.

Well, this clock has four buttons on the back - mode, mem, up arrow and down 
arrow.  Intuitive, right?  No amount of fidgeting with the blasted thing could 
get me to the set alarm time mode.  The reasonable alternative would have been 
to consult the documentation.  Oh, but where in blazes is the doc?  Nowhere I 
can find it.  So I did the logical thing and hopped online, went to the 
manufacturer's website, hit the clock section, went to the documentation 
download page.  Now, where is my model?  Not there.  They have online doc for 
every other clock made in the history of Mankind, but not mine.

By this time it is getting late, so I decide to go ahead and hit the sack and 
deal with the clock another time.  So could I get to sleep?  No, I was to busy 
steaming over a piece of plastic and electronics that had failed to yield to my 
superior efforts.  Turn the light back on ... fidget some more ... no luck.  
Light off.  Light back on.  Off.  On.  Finally, somewhere after midnight, I 
inadvertently hit some unidentified combination of buttons that put me into 
alarm set mode!  For joy!

At 6:15 AM this morning the clock faithfully sprang to life and emitted its 
annoying chirping to wake me up.  Off to a good start.  After all, tonight I 
can make up the hours of sleep I missed last night fidgeting with the blooming 
clock.  Note to self:  just plan on awakening at 6:15 for a good long time.

Now to get going and get ready ...

The Brief Commute

No, not that kind of brief - I meant quick!  I did run into some cat traffic 
between the food dish entrance ramp and the litter box exit.  However, that was 
offset by the fact that there was no wife traffic (she's up in Newfoundland for 
a few days).  The lack of wife traffic was fortunate, since there is only one 
"rest stop" along the way, and it can get jammed with wife traffic.  The 
facility, such as it is, is a one-holer.  (Note to Southerners:  this one-holer 
is indoor, and has plumbing!)  Naturally, wife traffic has the right-of-way.  
I'll have to schedule future commutes around this potential log jam.

The weather was nice - incandescent light with a background of filtered 
overcast.  Even though it was raining steadily, the road was dry and I didn't 
need my wipers.  The temperature was a comfortable
74.3 degrees and 61% humidity, according to the aforementioned undocumented 
electronic clock device.  A gentle, cool breeze emanated from the east, 
courtesy of the Friedrich Corporation.  Indeed, the trip was almost idyllic.

There was no wait at the breakfast place, but the selection was very limited.  
Strangely enough, there was cat traffic here, too.  Note to
self:  put groceries on the to-do list.

The coffee joint had just the blend I like, all hot and loaded into an 
insulated mug.  Things were looking up, except for the cat traffic.

Even getting up half an hour later and taking the cat congestion into account, 
I still made it to work well ahead of my previous arrivals.  As before, I 
arrived before anyone else and had to turn on the lights.  But I'm accustomed 
to being first-in, and I really enjoy having some quiet time with my coffee, 
Doonesbury and RBG7-L before the others start showing up.

[later]

Hmmm.  Was today a holiday?  Where is everyone?

Lunchtime

After a morning of the usual emails and phone calls, noon rolled around.  So I 
moseyed over to the local sandwich shop.  Again, no wait, but an extremely 
limited selection.  Note to self:  I really must get to the grocery store soon!

The afternoon was filled with the usual brain-disengaged user support calls:

 Caller:  "Would you add these valuations for me?"
 Me: "You can do it yourself."
 Caller: "How?"
 Me: "Clic