> If Premiership teams were ladies...
> 
> Arsenal - Angelina Jolie - Look good, a bit maverick at times and you
> know they have the potential to really f**k you over.
> 
> Aston Villa - Dido - One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really.
> 
> Birmingham City - Maria Carey - Occasionally interesting, frequently
> annoying. Supporters are thick.
> 
> Blackburn Rovers - Melanie Sykes - Common as muck Lancy, constantly
> worrying.
> 
> Bolton Wanderers - Natalie Imbruglia - Always looks like she might go
> down but never does!
> 
> Charlton Athletic - Martine McCutcheon - Chirpy Cockney with the
> ability to spring a few surprises!
> 
> Chelsea - Maggie Thatcher - Hated by millions,supported by idiots!
> 
> Everton - Barbara Windsor - Been laughing at those tits so long we
> forget that once upon a time they actually looked quite good!
> 
> Fulham - Andrea Corr - Not bad to look at but not much of her. Seems a
> bit awestruck with fame.
> 
> Leicester City - Patsy Palmer - Generally a bit crap and second rate
> really, but some people like her.
> 
> Leeds United - Christina Aguilera - Dirrrty.
> 
> Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor - Individually all the components look
> fantastic - just doesn't work when put together.
> 
> Man City - Madonna - Have been big at times - now lost the plot a bit
> 
> Man United - Jordan - Dominated by tits. Quite repulsive really.
> 
> Middlesborough - Tara Palmer Tompkinson - Can look quite good at the
> back but nothing at all up front to speak of.
> 
> Newcastle United - Pamela Anderson - Can look good. Various unsavoury
> elements though.
> 
> Portsmouth - Chrissie Hynde - On the face of it a has-been but you're
> quite interested in what she's going to do next.
> 
> Southampton - Kylie Minogue - Sometimes you feel sorry for them,
> They're not huge and you've got a bit of a soft spot.
> 
> Tottenham Hotspur - Kim Wilde - Glamorous in the 80's not so nice to
> watch now.
> 
> Wolverhampton Wanderers - Lynda Lovelace - Big in the 70's guaranteed
> to go down.


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