I am not sucking up because I am, well, me (you know, Queen of the Bitches)
but I do appreciate Javvy's commitment to the list, especially during the
off-season. If he didn't make smarty-ass comments about people's
ageSOME people might post more often.
Oh, and it's not just Javvy. Slef
You always offend me JoBu.
While I understand Ricky's point, I never take anything you say seriously.
Some would even say I have a *somewhat* perverted sense of humor too. [I,
of course, disagree]
Those of you that really want to do something about the perverts preying on
children, spend
Don't forget that unlined white speedo with the sequins and feathers, JoBu.
You need to give the other vacationers the FULL JoBu look.
Have fun. Mr. Mrs. Rice will be leaving Thursday for New Orleans
(business, of course.) I think I will buy voodoo dolls in bulk this time.
Jobuplease to
Krut doesn't have a hairkrut. You have to have hair...
ducking
Sonja
- Original Message -
From: Joe Goodson [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List
RTF@rolltidefan.net
Sent: Monday, March 21, 2005 10:08 PM
Subject: Re: Re: [RollTideFan] A-Day
Ok people get ready to flame away...
Her heart attack was brought on by bulimia. SHE was starving herself (let's
not get into the semantics of anorexia v. bulimia)
How ironic is it that all of this fuss is over something she was doing to
herself anyway?
Sonja
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Joe:
You really don't want to meet us. It could be hazardous to your health.
Note to JoBu: We need to replinish the Jobu's Velvet Gospel Tailgate
first aid supplies. You bring the duct tape, I'll bring the box cutter and
mecurochrome.
Sonja
- Original Message -
From: Joe Goodson
Thank you for saying it first, Pat.
This thing has NEVER been about Terri's wishes. It has been about her
parent's inability to let go.
Let's keep this one in a special place in the RTF archives.
SONJA'S WISHES:
If I become a turnip, someone please put me to sleep, pull the plug, smother
me or
Jamie:
This all comes down to quality of life. Why is it that we can be humane to
animals but not to people?
As a mother I understand the anything it takes to keep my child here
mantra, but at some point you have to think about what the child's quality
of life actually is. Some will say that
Superior Court Judge dead. Court reporter dead. Deputy sheriff dead.
Another deputy sheriff in critical condition at Grady Hospital. AJC
reporter pistol whipped and car jacked. Actually, he has car-jacked at
least 4 vehicles and is still at large.
Fulton County Schools on lockdown. Last
, 2005 2:20 PM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Re: SONJA
Is your son okay? Locked down at school? You guys be careful over there!
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From: Sonja Rice [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Superior Court Judge dead. Court reporter dead. Deputy sheriff dead.
Another deputy sheriff
Still here. Just been distracted lately. Yes, JoBu still smells like
cabbage.
On another note...Does anyone know how much a 2003 Mack Truck, Granite
Series, model CV17 dump truck weighs empty?
I'm being serious here...
RoTide!
Sonja
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From: Pat Smoot [EMAIL
rumors that Ron had
killed you, but I said NO WAY. Ron's too old to train another one to
keep her mouth shut at the dinner table.
Sorry I can't help you with the dump truck.
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From: Sonja Rice [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics
to have been to Auburn...
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From: Sonja Rice
I wasn't aware there were still hairdressers that could do that
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HuGe:
Get your hands off the keyboard and find that bur that is stuck in your ass.
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- Original Message -
From: Hugh Wolfgang [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Sunday, December 02, 2001 10:21 AM
Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Leap of Faith!
GRRR
I hate you,
Noabsolutely not! Nothing of the sort happened before or after the
game. Now DURING the game, I'm sure the eye of the tiger was stomped on
pretty bad.
The only thing offensive I saw in pre-game was when that mite-infested
buzzard flew down on the field.
btw...I just received my 31-7
No, Phil. I meant that I thought you were created in a bio-engineering lab
at UAB. ;-)
Damn.that's what I get for trying to be funny.
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From: Phillip L. Harbison [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Saturday, December 01, 2001 8:05 PM
My sweetie is in starkpatch tonight with his
bullpuppies leading in the 4thagainst the unbeaten
mormans.
HE WAS ON TV! I saw my little pud on the
tube! I think the sign he was holding up said
I love you Crank.
Hugs Kisses,
Ronnie
RTR!
Sonja
Leave it to HuGe to find a NEGATIVE while we are all
riding a wave of positive. Thanks Mr. Wolfcrank. IF we do go
bowling, I trust you will not be in attendance and we will hear none of your
drivel before, during and after the game.
And it doesn't matter if you agree or disagree with
speaking for Mr. Rice as he is wrapping xmas presents
No HuGe, Ron should NOT be helping jackie wayne get ready for BYU. See?
Ron is a football FAN. As *most* of are. He supports the team. He will
cheer for msu when they play BYU, but not for one second will he try to
dissect jackie's game
Javvy:
We were all a little faster and better in 1985.
RTR!
Sonja
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From: Mike Laborde [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Saturday, November 24, 2001 5:13 PM
Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] 1985 Auburn game, cont'd
Maybe it's just me but Bama looked so much
. If not for Javvy, *all* criticism would
be
heaped upon me.
I love you, Caveman!
Roll Tide!!
Slef
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From: Sonja Rice [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Saturday, November 24, 2001 8:04 PM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] 1985 Auburn game, cont'd
As much as I love (and admire) Sleffiecakes, I have to completely disagree
with him on this one...(chime in at any time, Scott Rogers)
There will never be a time I can do that war.whatever it is. A few
years ago, 1997 season I think, we had this e-mail discussion going...Do you
hate aubrin
Posted by me on the RTF Message Board 11/13/01:
Alabama will gain 355 yards on the ground and 250 yards in the air. The
barners cadillac will be SHUT DOWN! Kinda like they TRIED to do Shaun in
1999.
I predict a CRIMSON VICTORY in the pasture!
Bama 24
punt, aub, punt 17
The Queen
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Subject: [RollTideFan] Prediction was a little off, but not much!
Posted by me on the RTF
As Ronnie so eloquently stated earlier, we are back in Alpharetta, after a
surprisingly enjoyable ride back from the pasture last night.
On our way over yesterday morning, we passed several abrin vehicles, but not
a single Bama vehicle. On the way back, it was a great joy to drive and
have
Javvy said:
You mean to tell us that Ron won't let you have the night off at the
street corner! Damn him!
No Javvyyou have me confused with your wife. With small children, you
shouldn't have her working the skreets that close to the holidays.
Hugs Kisses,
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To
Scotty:
No, some of us don't bite, but it'll cost you. And if you have to ask how
much, you can't afford it.
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From: Scott Rogers [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Sunday, November 18, 2001 7:45 PM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Back from
No, we did not get close to their beloved trees with toilet paper. Did you
know they sell toilet paper in the concession stand to use on Goober'
Corner? I know, too many jokes there to even start.
BUT WHY would any school condone the destruction or defacement of thier own
stuff? Amazing.
leveling David
Leaverton at Tennessee, last year?
Roll Tide!!
Slef
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From: Sonja Rice [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: Roll Tide Fan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List
Roll
Tide Fan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List
Date: Sunday, November 18
James:
Please don't make me do this.
I trying to save my reserves for aubarn. Anyway, I'd hate to hear or see a
grown man cry. Listen to Sleffie. He's seen my work. He knows all.
Anyway, I like you.that should be all that matters.
Hugs Kisses,
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Javvy:
Don't forget to drink Sonja's Famous Football Punch tomorrow. It'll
almost be like you're there with us!
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From: Sonja Rice [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, November 16, 2001 9:07 PM
Subject: Re: RE: [RollTideFan] Devan
THE University of Alabama Crimson Tide
24
tractor drivers "r" us
17
A cadillac anywhere else is a decent
vehicle,but in auburnt it's still a tractor
ROLL TIDE!
Sonja
- Original Message -
From:
Jeff Todd
To: Roll
Tide Fan-The University of Alabama Athletics
This is an official announcement from the office of The University of
Alabama - Campus Beautification:
TUSCALOOSA, AL - Mississippi State fans are hereby notified that the
designated tailgating area reserved for visiting fans has been moved to the
Wal-Mart Supercenter parking lot on Skyland
Hey HuGe:
Please don't go through the trouble of replying to EVERY FREAKIN E-MAIL sent
while you were off in casino land, okay?
ROLLTIDE
Sonja
- Original Message -
From: Hugh Wolfgang [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Sunday, November 04, 2001 8:56 PM
Subject: Re:
Welcome Keith and Roll Tide!
Before you ask, not everyone on this list is insane, just the majority.
All arms and legs inside the car...buckle up..and enjoy the ride!
ROLL TIDE!
Sonja
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From: Mike Laborde [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: Roll Tide Fan-The University of
That's why you get tanked-up BEFORE the game. That way it don't hurt so
bad...
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From: Devonna Snuggs [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, November 02, 2001 4:26 PM
Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Correct forcast here for the game sorry
My favorite is a tie
Atomic Dog (Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah)
and
We want the FUNK.
Bring it, George!
RTR!
Sonja
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From: William H Evans [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Monday, October 29, 2001 5:42 PM
Subject:
huGe:
I can't believe it is this late on Football Saturday and you have not called
for Fran's resignation. I know we're not playing today, but I am sure you
know of something Fran is doing today that you don't agree with.
Out with it...
ROLL TIDE!
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