Subject: Fw: Fw: The Time Has Finally Come
> Ya'll may have already seen this one..... > > Subject: The Time Has Finally Come > > The time has finally come... > Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! > -------------------------------------------- > > How many men does it take to open a > beer? > > None. It better be opened when she > brings it. > -------------------------------------------- > > Why is a Laundromat a really bad place > to pick up a woman? > > Because a woman who can't even afford a > washing machine will probably never be able to support you. > ------------------------------------------- > > Why do women have smaller feet than men? > > It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to > the kitchen sink. > ------------------------------------------- > How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? > > When she starts a sentence with "A man > once told me.." > -------------------------------------------- > > How do you fix a woman's watch? > > You don't. There is a clock on the stove. > ------------------------------------------ > > Why do men fart more than women? > > Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. > -------------------------------------------- > > If your dog is barking at the back door > and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? > > The dog, of course. He'll shut up once > you let him in. > -------------------------------------------- > > What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? > > A woman who won't do what she's told. > -------------------------------------------- > > I married a Miss Right. > > I just didn't know her first name was Always. > -------------------------------------------- > > Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by > 90%. > > It's called a Wedding Cake. > ------------------------------------------ > > Why do men die before their wives? > > Because they WANT to. > -------------------------------------------- > > Women will never be equal to men until > they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still > think they are sexy. > -------------------------------------------- > > In the beginning, God created the earth > and rested. > Then God created Man and rested. > Then God created Woman. > Since then, neither God nor Man has > rested. > -------------------------------------------- > > Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who > can handle the truth > ______________________________________________________ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
