At the New Union Volunteer Fire Department, today. The
machine indicated I was the 380th voter as of 2:00 p.m.
The most I've ever seen was 411 very near closing time.
I waited until the rain started pouring down to go vote.
Good strategy as there was no line. Only drawback was
the KFC crumbs stuck to my ballot. I'm not kidding about
that. Got a good laugh at the expense of the geriatric
poll workers brigade. I walked in and handed Me-Maw my
water bill. (I just love being different!) She asked me
what it was and what did I want her to do with it. I
told her the man on television told me to take my water
bill to my polling place, present it, and the DNC would
pay my bill AND let me vote! Me-Maw just smiled and
said: "Well...that'll be OK. Then she handed me a ticket
with the #2 scribbled on it. I handed the ticket to next
Me-Maw who asked me HOW was I going to sign my name. I
told her: "with that pen in yore hand". I signed and
stepped down to Pa-Paw who handed me the ballot
splattered with Extra Crispy crumbs and dried chicken
skin. Voted straight Republican and NO on 6-of-9
amendments. Stuck my ballot in the machine and took an I
VOTED sticker and placed it above my heart as I walked
out the door. I'm proud to be an American.

Slef E. 



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