A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to
the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department
store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, Do you have a size 28
bra?
The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store
One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she
came over and shouted at me, You should be hung !
I calmly replied, I am. That's why she cuts the grass.
An old Aubie man and his Aubie wife lived deep in the plains and seldom
saw many people.
One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or
his wife wanted to buy something. Well, my wife ain't home, she's gone
down to the creek to wash clothes, but lemma see what you got,
