Ain't it the truth! DevO
-----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Jeff Todd Sent: Tuesday, May 25, 2004 8:41 AM To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Subject: [RollTideFan] Hugh's yore daddy? > A graduate from Auburn, a graduate from Alabama and > a pig were in the hospital waiting room, each awaiting > the birth of his first child. Suddenly, the lights > went out. Fortunately, power was restored shortly > thereafter and the head nurse made her way to the > waiting room. "I've got good news and bad news, > gentlemen and pig," she announced. "Despite the > electrical outage, two healthy boys and one healthy > piglet have been delivered. However, since the lights > went out at the most inopportune time, we aren't sure > which firstborn belongs to whom. The only way we know > to resolve the problem is to draw straws and have the > winner choose first." The three proud papas agreed, > and the Alabama grad won the drawing. He was escorted > into the delivery room and looked at the three > newborns for a painstakingly long! time. Finally, with > head bowed, he scooped up the piglet and headed for > the door. "Sir, are you quite certain that you've made > the right choice?" the nurse asked. "No, I'm not," > replied the Crimson Tide grad. "But I just couldn't > run the risk of ending up with the Auburn kid." ______________________________________________________ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net ______________________________________________________ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
