RE: [RollTideFan] All Time Favorites

2005-07-17 Thread Lizard Fish

Offense:
   Joe Namath
   Bobby Humphrey

Defense:
   Cornelius Bennett
   Derrick Thomas
 
Special Teams:
   Van Tiffen
 
Favorite Asst Coach:
   Bill Oliver
 
Favorite Head Coach:
   Da' Bear!



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Re: [RollTideFan] All Time Favorites

2005-07-17 Thread Jeff Todd



WOW! SIXTEEN FSCKIN DAZE FOR 
DELIVERY!

PONY EXPRESS ROOLEZ!

Slef E.

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  Favorites
  Offense: Joe Namath Bobby 
  HumphreyDefense: Cornelius Bennett 
  Derrick ThomasSpecial Teams: Van 
  TiffenFavorite Asst Coach: Bill 
  OliverFavorite Head Coach: Da' 
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[RollTideFan] Welcome to New York

2005-07-17 Thread Joe Goodson






Subject: Welcome to New York 
A Pakistani arrives in New York City all excited, he stops the first 
person he meets. "Good day, Mr. American, thank you to accept me in your nice 
country, and..."The person interrupts and says: "I am not American, 
I'm Chinese."
The Pakistani continues on his way 
and meets another passerby. "Thank you Mr. American for to let my family and me 
stay here..." Again, he is interrupted before finishing his sentence." I 
no be American, I be Turk!"The Pakistani continues on his way and 
meets another passerby. "Mr. American, me thank you for hospitality you 
give...""But my friend, don't you see that I am black? I 
amAfrican, notAmerican. 
He goes a little farther and meets another American and greets 
him"Thank you for letting me come to your beautiful country.""I'm 
not an American, I'm a Mexican. ""But," answers the Pakistani 
distressed, "where are the Americans??"The Mexican looks at his watch 
and says, "Probablyat work.
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[RollTideFan] HILLBILLY LOVE POEM

2005-07-17 Thread JVWatts

HILLBILLY LOVE POEM



 SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE;
 SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE
 SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL
 SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.


 PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
 YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
 I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
 BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.



 SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
 AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL,
 BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
 HE SAID, THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.



 YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
 AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER,
 BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
 I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.





 BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
 JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
 MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE.
 YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY


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[RollTideFan] SIAP...

2005-07-17 Thread Rick McMahan

http://www.al.com/sports/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/sports/112141933581010.xmlcoll=2


 Darby, Croyle set to go

Friday, July 15, 2005
STEVE KIRK
**News staff writer**

TUSCALOOSA - Doctors have cleared 1,000-yard rusher Kenneth Darby to 
fully participate in Alabama's preseason football practices following 
offseason surgery to repair a pelvic injury, improving the outlook for 
the Crimson Tide's once-depleted offensive backfield.


It's up to me - I've got to keep them informed if it's too painful, 
Darby said Thursday.


Alabama's entire starting backfield was sidelined with injuries by the 
end of last season. But Darby and senior quarterback Brodie Croyle, who 
tore an anterior cruciate ligament onSept. 18, are 100 percent medically 
cleared. And junior fullback Tim Castille, who tore two knee ligaments 
Oct. 23, is in the final stages of rehabilitation, according to head 
athletic trainer Rodney Brown.


Darby, a junior tailback who led the Tide with 1,062 rushing yards in 
2004, admitted he still gets sore occasionally following the March 3 
surgery to repair what's called a sports hernia, in which muscle tears 
away from the pelvic bone. He also said he hasn't tried his shaking 
moves or had a chance to take part in any contact drills but feels good 
and ready to try.


Crimson Tide players are scheduled to report Aug. 8 for summer 
practices, although most of them, including freshman signees, are on 
campus attending summer classes and working out. The status of the 
offensive backfield going into the Sept. 3 season opener against Middle 
Tennessee has been an important topic for UA's coaches and trainers.


Sophomore Aaron Johns was the only healthy scholarship tailback during 
spring practices in February and March, but depth has arrived in the 
form of highly touted freshman signees Roy Upchurch, Glen Coffee and Ali 
Sharrief.


Darby said he's already begun to show them the ropes since they got to 
Tuscaloosa.


Tailback Mike Ford of Sarasota, Fla., is among a handful of February 
signees not expected at UA this fall for failing to meet academic 
qualifying standards. Others could include receivers Nick Kyles and 
Desmond Jennings (who was drafted to play baseball), defensive lineman 
Antonio Forbes and defensive back Michael Ricks. Linebacker Prince Hall 
is yet to arrive, too. Tide coach Mike Shula over-signed in February, 
anticipating that several members of the class would go to prep school 
or junior college.


At quarterback, Croyle said he has worked out full speed all summer 
without wearing a knee brace. Doctors cleared Croyle before spring 
practices, but Shula held him out of most spring activities except for 
7-on-7 drills. Croyle weighs 211 pounds, which he said is 10 pounds 
heavier than he's played at before. Tests show his repaired right knee 
is now 3 percent stronger than his left knee.


Croyle and freshman quarterback John Parker Wilson have worked out with 
Alabama's receivers three times a week since May, working on timing and 
pass routes. Croyle said receivers Tyrone Prothro, Matt Caddell, Keith 
Brown, DJ Hall and Ezekial Knight have not missed one throwing the 
entire summer.


Freshman quarterbacks Jimmy Johns of Brookhaven, Miss., and Jimmy Barnes 
of Los Alamitos, Calif., are on campus. Croyle said the muscular Johns 
has been in Tuscaloosa for several weeks, looks more like a linebacker 
and is really wanting to make a push on John Parker (for the No. 2 
position), Croyle said. And I think (the competition) will be good for 
all three of them, being close to the same age and having to prove 
themselves every year. Those are three extremely talented young guys.


Less clear is the status of junior quarterback Marc Guillon. After 
battling Wilson for playing time in spring practice, Guillon has not 
participated in any of the summer throwing sessions and did not respond 
to an interview request from UA's media relations department this week.


At fullback, Castille is close to medical clearance, having responded 
well to planting and cutting. He has had a slower recovery than Croyle, 
because Castille tore two ligaments - the ACL and the lateral collateral 
ligament. That has led to a little more caution with (Castille's) 
side-to-side stability, Croyle said, but it's looking like he's going 
to be ready, too.


The Tide's insurance policy is junior fullback Le'Ron McClain, who 
started the final four games of last season.


E-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

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Roll Tide Roll
Rick



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[RollTideFan] Bum da da bum bum bum

2005-07-17 Thread kurtrasmussen
ROLL TIDE!

Bum da da bum bum bum

ROLL TIDE!!

http://www.mdb.ua.edu/

Lordy help me I can't wait.

kurt


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RE: [RollTideFan] ADMIN Notice For RollTideFan

2005-07-17 Thread Bryan Benefield
IAWTP!

--- Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 Me two.
 
  -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]  On
 Behalf Of Jeff Todd
 Sent: Thursday, July 14, 2005 3:32 PM
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 Subject:  Re: [RollTideFan] ADMIN Notice For
 RollTideFan
 
 I love it when someone like Tim takes the time to
 author
 a well-thought-out and sincere thank-you, then a
 bunch
 of lazy slackers come along and say IAWTP! BWHAHA!
 
 Slef E.
 
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 To: Tim Boozer [EMAIL PROTECTED];
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 Sent: Thursday, July 14, 2005 2:42 PM
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  Of course we all appreciate Javvy's efforts, but
 we
  don't have to tell him that.  You're such a
 suck-up,
  wussy, candy-ass.
 
 
 
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