LANGUAGE WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey JoBu! How are those abs? ================================ > TAKE THE TEST...THEN COME OUT OF THE CLOSET! > > 1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are > gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and > have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and > doing the Oprah diet. > > 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a > dog, but gay-it grooms itself constantly but never scratches > itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and > whines to be fed. And just think about how > you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here! > " Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, > snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. > > 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such > nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only > sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, > pickled pigsfeet, or breasts. Anything else and you are in training > to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag. > > 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a > parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's > world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases. > > 5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard > one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black, and full > aroma. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe > Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial > sweetener tastes like. If you've had Nutrasweet in your mouth, > you've had a dick there too. > > 6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different > types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to > your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to > remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the > players in the Major league, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA, and > NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a > "fressier" is, you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile > other than denim, you are faggadocious. > > 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it--you're > hungry for a meat popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel > to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of > the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a > hamburger, hold his beer, or play with the bitch in the passenger > seat. > > 8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, > vousle Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of > those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any > of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to > result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what > happens to fags when they flame out too quickly. _______________________________________________ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
