A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten
million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an
occupational
benefit, and why he landed the job in the first place, since it was
assumed
that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he'd ever have
to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing
$10
million bucks, he takes his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: Where is the 10 million bucks you
embezzled from me?
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10
million dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: I don't know what you are talking about.
The attorney tells the Godfather: He says he doesn't know what you're
talking about.
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: Ask him again!
The attorney signs to the underling: He'll kill you for sure if you
don't
tell him!
The bookkeeper signs back: OK! You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in
Queens!
The Godfather asks the attorney: Well, what'd he say?
The attorney replies: He says you don't have the balls to pull the
trigger.
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