Sardar's Son at Medical School..
Bantasingh: I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santasingh: What is he studying ?
Banta: Oh he is not studying. They are studying him !
Three Sardarjis..
Three Sardarjis went on fishing. One of them caught a mermaid. The
mermaid begged them to let her go. Each of them wanted a boon. She agreed to it.
The first Sardarji asked to double his 'IQ'. So the mermaid granted
his wish.
The second Sardarji asked to triple his 'IQ'. His was granted too.
And the third Sardarji asked to quintuple his 'IQ'. The mermaid
warned him about the consequences that his image might be changed.
But he insisted. At once the mermaid granted his wish and he
changed into a Sardarni!
Quarrelling couple..
Rajsi complained to his friend about his wife, "My wife never
agrees with anything I say. And we have been married for six years."
Mrs. Rajsi intervened, "Not six, we have been married for seven
years!"
Digging holes..
A passerby watched two Sardarjis in a park. One was digging holes
and the other was immediately filling them in again.
Tell me,' said the passerby, 'What on earth are you doing?'
Well,' said the digger, 'Usually there are three of us. I dig the
hole, Balwant plants the tree saplings and Gurpreet fills in the hole.
Today Balwant is off ill, but that doesn't mean Gurpreet and I get
the day off, does it?
At the railway station ticket counter..
Sardarji happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket
counter with a man ahead of him.
'Ek Punjab mail dena', (Give me one for the Punjab mail) demanded
the man in front. He was given a ticket. (Punjab mail is name of the train)
Then came the turn of Sardarji, "Ikk Punjab female dena"'
'What do you mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk.
'It is for my wife', replied Sardarji.
Interview..
While taking the interview...
The Employer: How long have you work in your previous job.
Sardarji: 30 years.
The Employer: What's your age?
Sardarji: 20 Years.
The Employer: How it is possible that you are 20 and have an
experience of 30 years.
Sardarji: Overtime.
Hockey craze Sardarni..
The world's most avid hockey fan, a beautiful Sardarni, had arrived
early at the stadium for the first game of the series between local rival teams
only to realize that she had left her ticket at home.
Not wanting to miss any of the match, she went to the ticket booth
and got in a long line for another seat. After an hour's wait she was just a
few feet from the booth when a voice called out, 'Hey, Jasmeet!'
She looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of
the voice - with no success. Then she realized she had lost her place in the
line, and had to go back to the end of the line and wait all over again. Just
as she got to the window, a voice called out, 'Hey, Jasmeet!' Again she tried
to find the voice and got out of line as she wandered looking for the owner of
the voice.
But no luck, She was very upset as she got back in line for her
ticket.
Finally she had her ticket and took her seat eager for the game to
begin. As she waited for it to start, she heard the voice calling, 'Hey,
Jasmeet!' once more.
Furious, she stood up and yelled at the top of her lungs, 'Oye! My
name isn't Jasmeet!'
The Sardar bhaiwaal..
A Sardar is traveling via train. On his way, he feels the urge to
go to the bathroom
. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which happens to have a
mirror in the front. The Sardar thinks there is another Sardar bhaiwaal in
there, quickly shuts the door and returns to his seat. Five minutes later he
goes again, only to find the same Sardar bhaiwaal. An hour passes away; he's
made 20 trips
to the bathroom, only to find that the same person is still there.
So he finally gets ticked off, goes to the last compartment and tells the TC
(Ticket Checker) what's been going on. The TC, which also happens to be a
Sardar, feels bad for him and promises to throw the bum out. The TC walks down
to the compartment with the troubled bathroom to get the resident bhaiwaal out.
Few minutes later the TC comes back and tell the Sardar "I'm sorry, I can't do
anything. The guy in there is a railway staff member".
Sardarji and the two dogs in space..
Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer
space.
The ground control issues commands
"Rubi!"
"Woof!"
"Press the red button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Moti!"
"Woof!"
"Press the white button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Sardarji!"
"Woof."
"Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"
