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mini-Annals of Improbable Research ("mini-AIR")
Issue Number 2001-10
October, 2001
ISSN 1076-500X
Key words: improbable research, science humor, Ig Nobel, AIR, the
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2001-10-01    TABLE OF CONTENTS

2001-10-01    Table of Contents
2001-10-02    What's New in the Magazine
2001-10-03    Announcing the 2001 Ig Nobel Prize Winners
2001-10-04    Educational Eateries
2001-10-05    Acceptable in Australia?
2001-10-06    Scientist Scrabble
2001-10-07    Chinchilla Seeker
2001-10-08    CAVALCADE OF HotAIR: Subtle, Hair, Comfort, Hair
2001-10-09    RESEARCH SPOTLIGHT: Halloween Chomp Outlook
2001-10-10    MAY WE RECOMMEND: Joints, Warts, Braininess
2001-10-11    AIRhead Events
2001-10-12    How to Subscribe to AIR (*)
2001-10-13    Our Address (*)
2001-10-14    Please Forward/Post This Issue! (*)
2001-10-15    How to Receive mini-AIR, etc. (*)

    Items marked (*) are reprinted in every issue.

    mini-AIR is
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2001-10-02    What's New in the Magazine

AIR 7:5 (Sept/Oct 2001) is a special ANIMAL & VEGETABLE ISSUE.
Here are some further highlights:

<> "The Descent of Animals," compiled by Alice Shirrell Kaswell. A
review of the research literature concerning animals descending
rapidly from heights.

<> "Pycnogonids Rising: The Answer to Sea-Level Rise and Water on
Mars," by Rick McCourt and Earle Spamer.

<> "Icky Cutesy Research Review," compiled by Alice Shirrell
Kaswell. In this new occasional column, we highlight research that
is icky, cutesy, or both.

<> "The HMO-NO Newsletter: Expect the Best." The latest news from
AIR's exemplary managed health care organization.

"Icky Cutesy Research Review,"  and several of the articles
mentioned here last month -- "Cloning of the Zucchini Opiate
Receptor," "Happyface Spiders," and "The Pliocene Pussy Cat
Theory" -- are now posted on our web site.

The full table of contents is at
<http://www.improbable.com/airchives/paperair/volume7/v7i5/v7i5-toc.html>

       (What you are reading at this moment is mini-AIR,
        a small, monthly e-mail supplement to the print magazine.)


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2001-10-03    Announcing the 2001 Ig Nobel Prize Winners

The 2001 Ig Nobel Prize winners were announced in a gala ceremony
at Harvard on October 4.

Seven of the ten new winners traveled to Cambridge at their own
expense, and two others sent videotaped acceptance speeches. Four
Nobel Laureates were on hand to physically hand the Prizes to the
winners. Six of the world's great thinkers delivered 24/7
seminars. A new mini-opera premiered. At the end of the
proceedings Lisa Danielson and Will Stefanov, both geologists
based at Arizona State University, were married before 1200 guests
and an Internet television audience in a ceremony lasting 60
seconds.

   Skimpy details are at
   <http://www.improbable.com/ig/2001/2001-details.html>

   Full details will be published in the Jan/Feb 2002 issue of
   the Annals of Improbable Research.

   Press clippings are at
   <http://www.improbable.com/airchives/press/press-top.html>

   Links to the winners and their work are at
   <http://www.improbable.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html#ig2001>

Here are the new winners:

MEDICINE 
Peter Barss of McGill University, for his impactful medical report
"Injuries Due to Falling Coconuts." [PUBLISHED IN: The Journal of
Trauma, vol. 21, no. 11, 1984, pp. 990-1.]

PHYSICS 
David Schmidt of the University of Massachusetts for his partial
solution to the question of why shower curtains billow inwards.

BIOLOGY 
Buck Weimer of Pueblo, Colorado for inventing Under-Ease, airtight
underwear with a replaceable charcoal filter that removes bad-
smelling gases before they escape.

ECONOMICS 
Joel Slemrod, of the University of Michigan Business School, and
Wojciech Kopczuk, of University of British Columbia, for their
conclusion that people find a way to postpone their deaths if that
would qualify them for a lower rate on the inheritance tax.
[REFERENCE: "Dying to Save Taxes: Evidence from Estate Tax Returns
on the Death Elasticity," National Bureau of Economic Research
Working Paper No. W8158, March 2001.]

LITERATURE 
John Richards of Boston, England, founder of The Apostrophe
Protection Society, for his efforts to protect, promote, and
defend the differences between plural and possessive.

PSYCHOLOGY 
Lawrence W. Sherman of Miami University, Ohio, for his influential
research report "An Ecological Study of Glee in Small Groups of
Preschool Children." [PUBLISHED IN: Child Development, vol. 46,
no. 1, March 1975, pp. 53-61.]

ASTROPHYSICS 
Dr. Jack and Rexella Van Impe of Jack Van Impe Ministries,
Rochester Hills, Michigan, for their discovery that black holes
fulfill all the technical requirements to be the location of Hell.
[REFERENCE: The March 31, 2001 television and Internet broadcast
of the "Jack Van Impe Presents" program (at about the 12 minute
mark).]

PEACE 
Viliumas Malinauskus of Grutas, Lithuania, for creating the
amusement park known as "Stalin World."

TECHNOLOGY 
Awarded jointly to John Keogh of Hawthorn, Victoria, Australia,
for patenting the wheel in the year 2001, and to the Australian
Patent Office for granting him Innovation Patent #2001100012.

PUBLIC HEALTH 
Chittaranjan Andrade and B.S. Srihari of the National Institute of
Mental Health and Neurosciences, Bangalore, India, for their
probing medical discovery that nose picking is a common activity
among adolescents. [REFERENCE: "A Preliminary Survey of
Rhinotillexomania in an Adolescent Sample," Journal of Clinical
Psychiatry, vol. 62, no. 6, June 2001, pp. 426-31.]


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2001-10-04    Educational Eateries

Ah, the romance of academe! In every college town there is one
special restaurant, a discreet, intimate place with moderately
good food, modest prices, and a liquor license, where professors
take their favorite grad students. In this restaurant many a
professor has begun nurturing the more personal aspects of the
professor-student relationship. In the proper setting, love of
learning can lead to love of professor.

As a public service, the Annals of Improbable Research is
compiling a list of these special restaurants.

Here are the first two entries on the list:

    THE ANTLERS, in ITHACA, NEW YORK

    HARVEST, in CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS

We invite you to contribute to this helpful list. Please include
the name and location of the restaurant. We also welcome first-
hand reviews (a max of 50 words). Please send items to:

    EDUCATIONAL EATERY LIST c/o <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
    

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2001-10-05    Acceptable in Australia?

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2001-10-06    Scientist Scrabble

Investigator Carl Witthoft has devised a new game that will
delight many word lovers of a scientific bent. A variant on
popular word game "Scrabble," it involved finding research reports
the authors of which have high-scoring family names. Witthoft
writes:

    Submitted as a contestant for the Article Author List
    with the Highest Scrabble Score:

    JOSEPH LAKOWICZ, IGNACY GRYCZYNSKI, YIBING SHEN,
    JOANNA MALIKCKA, and ZYGMUNT GRYCZYNSKI, "Intensified
    Fluorescence," Photonics, vol. 35, no. 10, October 2001.


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2001-10-07    Chinchilla Seeker

Investigator Roderick Dugan requests help with an academic
project. Dugan writes:

   I am trying to learn about the life and times of investigator
   Normal Stolz Chinchilla, lead author of an article that was
   published in volume 22, number 1 of the Humboldt Journal of
   Social Relations.

If anyone has pertinent information about Normal Stolz Chinchilla,
please send it to "PROJECT NORAL STOLZ CHINCHILLA c/o
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


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2001-10-08    CAVALCADE OF HotAIR: Subtle, Hair, Comfort, Hair

Here are concise, incomplete, flighty mentions of some of the
features we've posted on HotAIR since last month's mini-AIR came
out. You can get to all of them by clicking on "WHAT'S NEW" at the
web site, or by going to:
<http://www.improbable.com/navstrip/whatsnew.html>

==> "Subtle Research Topics" (including the classic "Space
Perception in the Chick")
<http://www.improbable.com/news/2001/sep/subtle.html>

==> "This and That About Hair"
<http://www.improbable.com/news/2001/sep/about-hair.html>

==> "Matters of Comfort" (including the much discussed "Texture
and Chemical Feeling Descriptors That 6-11 Year Olds and Adults
Associate With Food in the Mouth")
<http://www.improbable.com/news/2001/sep/comfort.html>

==> New Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club members, and a new entry in
the Parks Prohibition Competition
<http://www.improbable.com/projects/hair/hair-club-top.html>

==> "Drum Research"
<http://www.improbable.com/news/2001/oct/drums.html>

==> "Provocative Perspectives on Healing"
<http://www.improbable.com/news/2001/oct/healing.html>

      THESE, AND MORE, ARE ON HOTAIR AT
      <http://www.improbable.com/navstrip/whatsnew.html>


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2001-10-09    RESEARCH SPOTLIGHT: Halloween Chomp Outlook

Each month we select for your special attention a research report
that seems especially worth a close read. This month's selection:

PICK OF THE MONTH:

"Do Animals Bite More During a Full Moon? Retrospective
Observational Analysis," Chanchal Bhattacharjee, Peter Bradley,
Matt Smith, Andrew J. Scally, and Bradley J. Wilson, British
Medical Journal, vol. 321, December 23, 2000, pp. 1559-61. (Thanks
to Nancy Hazelton and other readers for bringing this to our
attention.) The authors, who are at Bradford Royal Infirmary and
at University of Bradford, Bradford, U.K., explain that:

   The incidence of animal bites rose significantly at the
   time of a full moon. With the period of the full moon as
   the reference period, the incidence rate ratio of the bites
   for all other periods of the lunar cycle was significantly
   lower (P <0.001). CONCLUSIONS: The full moon is associated
   with a significant increase in animal bites to humans.

The full article is on-line at
<http://www.bmj.org/cgi/content/full/321/7276/1559>


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2001-10-10    MAY WE RECOMMEND: Joints, Warts, Braininess

Here is a further selection of items that merit a trip to the
library.

JOINT EFFORT
"The Art of Making a Joint," F. Spitz and D. Duboule, Science,
vol. 291, March 2, 2001, pp. 1713-4. (Thanks to Wim Crusio for
bringing this to our attention.)

CLINICAL CHARM
"Wart Charming Practices Among Patients Attending Wart Clinics,"
K. Steele, British Journal of General Practice, vol. 40, no. 341,
December 1990, pp. 517-8. (Thanks to Bill Holmes for bringing this
to our attention.)

HAND TO BRAIN
"The Relationship Between Handedness and Brainedness," M. J.
Morgan, and I. C. McManus, in Aphasia, F.C. Whurr et al.
(editors), London, 1988, pp. 85-130. (Thanks to Freeman P. Taylor
for bringing this to our attention.)


For additional, more extensive lists of citations, subscribe to
(or borrow any issue of) the magazine.


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2001-10-11    AIRhead Events

==> For details and updates see <http://www.improbable.com>
==> Want to host an event? <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 617-491-4437


MARIST COLLEGE, POUGHKEEPSIE, NY        TUES, DEC 4, 2001
AIR editor MARC ABRAHAMS will present a public talk about
the Ig Nobel Prizes and recent advances and retreats in improbable
research.
Details TBA.

MARIST COLLEGE, POUGHKEEPSIE, NY        WED, DEC 5, 2001
Psychology Undergraduate Research Conference (PURC).
AIR editor MARC ABRAHAMS will present a special talk about
psychology and other improbable research.
INFO: Sherry Dingman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 845-677-5084 x
2955

NASW, MUSEUM OF SCIENCE, BOSTON        WED, FEB 13, 2002
Evening -- Special Ig Nobel presentation for members of the
National Assn. of Science Writers

AAAS ANNUAL MEETING, BOSTON            FRI, FEB 15, 2002
Evening. Exact time and location TBA.
AIR's annual special session at the annual meeting of the
American Association for the Advancement of Science.
Details TBA.


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