I could have used about 10 of these phrases yesterday.
--- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Augustus Augustus <jazzynupe_...@...> wrote:
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> Cussing at Work
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> Dear Employees:
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> It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
> throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of
> normal conversation with their co-workers.
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> Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended,
> this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
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> We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately
> express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
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> Therefore,a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been
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> Number 1
> TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
> INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
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> Number 2
> TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
> INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.
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> Number 3
> TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
> INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
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> Number 4
> TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
> INSTEAD OF : No f___ing way.
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> Number 5
> TRY SAYING: Really?
> INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!
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> Number 6
> TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
> INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
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> Number 7
> TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
> INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.
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> Number 8
> TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
> INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
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> Number 9
> TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
> INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.
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> Number 10
> TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
> INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?
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> Number 11
> TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues...
> INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
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> Number 12
> TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
> INSTEAD OF : Eat sh__ and die.
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> Number 13
> TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
> INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
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> Number 14
> TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
> INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.
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> Number 15
> TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
> INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
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> Number 16
> TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
> INSTEA D OF: This f___ing job sucks.
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> Number 17
> TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
> INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?
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> Number 18
> TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
> INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.
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