lmao! :-)
Brent "Mr. Worf" <hellomahog...@gmail.com> wrote: >Silly but true... > > > > > > > > > > >Things I have learnt from the American and British movies & TV series: > >Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the >price range of most people--whether they are employed or not. > >At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil. > >Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. >You will always choose the right one. > >It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight >involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack >you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until >you have knocked out their predecessors. > >When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your >bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish. > >Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down >three days before their retirement. > >Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their >arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley >systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will >allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape. > >All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the >armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying >beside her. > >It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone >in the control tower to talk you down. > >You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you >make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart >back home. > >The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris. > >A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, >but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. > >If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown >through it before long. > >If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any >strange noises in their most revealing underwear. > >All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large >red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off. > >A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended >from duty. > >Police departments give their officers personality tests to make >sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total >opposite.
