There is nothing Kelso girls like less than a pretty face, unless it's
long blond hair. The town is notorious for any girl who looks half decent
getting waylaid and scarred
for life by members of the plug ugly majority!
Oh David, how could you malign the young ladies of your adopted home
Eric Falconer wrote:
There is nothing Kelso girls like less than a pretty face, unless it's
long blond hair. The town is notorious for any girl who looks half decent
getting waylaid and scarred
for life by members of the plug ugly majority!
Oh David, how could you malign the young
