Re: [silk] Travel advice for a visitor to India

[Prashant P Kothari]

Thanks all... good suggestions



Regards
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On Tue, Sep 19, 2017 at 2:08 PM, harry  wrote:

> Yeah I would also think 4 maybe 5 cities in 2 weeks makes sense ... they
> aren't whistle-stop, take-picture and move on type tourists I imagine.
>
> If they are first timers factor in an extra day for diarrhea and shock.
>
> Secondly what is Mumbai doing on that list like a very sore thumb ?
>
>
>
> On 19 September 2017 at 01:57, Mahesh Murthy 
> wrote:
>
> > 8 cities in 2 weeks? Why???
> >
> > Do two. Or maybe 4 at max.
> >
> > On 19-Sep-2017 1:51 AM,  wrote:
> >
> > > A business acquaintance and his wife are visiting India end Sep/ early
> > > October. first visit ever
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > They're an older couple and reasonably affluent so no back-packing for
> > them
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Have used a travel agent to chalk out a trip.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > He's going to be in Delhi, then Agra, then Varanasi, Ranthambore,
> > Jaipur,
> > > Jodhpur, Udaipur, Mumbai.  Lots of places over a two week time frame
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > He has free afternoons/ evenings occasionally
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Any must see, must Do and Don't  bothers?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Thanks
> > >
> > > Prashant
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
>

Re: [silk] May be visiting Bangalore/Bengaluru

[silklist]

Look forward to it -- I'll keep you updated as my plans firm up.

-Original Message-
From: silklist 
[mailto:silklist-bounces+silklist=bobf.frankston@lists.hserus.net] On 
Behalf Of Jayadevan P K
Sent: Wednesday, September 20, 2017 23:52
To: silklist@lists.hserus.net
Subject: Re: [silk] May be visiting Bangalore/Bengaluru

Hello, I'm a journalist with FactorDaily . We'll mostly 
be at the event. Would love to meet.

On Wed, Sep 20, 2017 at 7:13 PM,  wrote:

> I like to learn and meet people  Not so much the tourist stuff though 
> a fort and the like could be interesting. I like to get a sense of the place.
>
> This is last minute so need to make sure I can make it work. (Oh, I 
> also need to put together a new talk). The conference schedule is 
> http://icce-asia2017.org/programoutline.html.
>
> Hmm .,.. the weather doesn't seem very different from Boston. (unlike 
> Mumbai).
>
> -Original Message-
> From: silklist [mailto:silklist-bounces+silklist=bobf.frankston.com@
> lists.hserus.net] On Behalf Of Suresh Ramasubramanian
> Sent: Tuesday, September 19, 2017 23:40
> To: silklist@lists.hserus.net
> Subject: Re: [silk] May be visiting Bangalore/Bengaluru
>
> On 20/09/17, 8:35 AM,  silkl...@bobf.frankston.com wrote:
>
> >At the moment I don't have any particular plans so am pretty open 
> > to
> suggestions.
>
> I’m not – but what dates, around the event, which is October 5-7?
>
> And what would you prefer to do?  Old forts and other such historic 
> places?  The beach (not a good idea as it is the monsoon)?
>
> Anywhere at all in India is an under two hour (and cheap!) flight from 
> Bangalore so you have the whole country open to you – but depends on 
> what your tastes are.
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