Subject:: Fun With Kids
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> 1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (Written by kids)
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>> -You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
> sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
> chips and dip coming.
>> -- Alan, age 10
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>> -No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
> God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
> stuck with.
>> -- Kristen, age 10
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>> 2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
>> -- Camille, age 10
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>> 3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>> You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
> same kids.
>> -- Derrick, age 8
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>> 4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>> Both don't want any more kids.
>> -- Lori, age 8
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>> 5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>> -Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
> other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
>> -- Lynnette, age 8
>> (isn't she a treasure)
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>> -On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets
> them interested enough to go for a second date.
>> -- Martin, age 10
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>>> 6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>> -When they're rich.
>> -- Pam, age 7
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>> -The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
> that.
>> -- Curt, age 7
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>> -The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
> and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
>> -- Howard, age 8
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>> 7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
> clean up after them.
>> -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
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>> 8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
>> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
>> -- Kelvin, age 8
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>> And the #1 Favorite is.......
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>> 9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
>> Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
>> -- Ricky, age 10
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