CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[David A. Holland]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   dholland
Date:   Sun May 28 03:35:24 UTC 2023

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
add a fortune


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.99 -r1.100 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.99 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.100
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.99	Fri Sep  9 19:37:15 2022
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Sun May 28 03:35:24 2023
@@ -16313,3 +16313,5 @@ metropole, n.: The axis on which the sub
 Dryads are usually lucky. It's well known that fortune favors the boled.
 %
 Responsible wizards always run their scrolls past a spell-checker.
+%
+Shampoo doesn't need active product development. It can rest on its lauryls.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[David A. Holland]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   dholland
Date:   Sun May 28 03:35:24 UTC 2023

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
add a fortune


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.99 -r1.100 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Nia Alarie]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   nia
Date:   Tue Oct 25 19:33:00 UTC 2022

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips

Log Message:
-h doesn't sort numerically, pointed out by various


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.15 -r1.16 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.15 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.16
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.15	Tue Oct 25 15:44:02 2022
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips	Tue Oct 25 19:33:00 2022
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 List 20 largest files (larger than 5 MB) sorted by megabytes:
 
- find . -type f -size +1 -exec du -h {} + | sort -nr | head -20
+ find . -type f -size +1 -exec du -m {} + | sort -nr | head -20
 %
 You can keep specific rc.conf configurations in individual files
 under /etc/rc.conf.d/ where each file is named after the $name of

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Nia Alarie]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   nia
Date:   Tue Oct 25 19:33:00 UTC 2022

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips

Log Message:
-h doesn't sort numerically, pointed out by various


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.15 -r1.16 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Nia Alarie]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   nia
Date:   Tue Oct 25 15:44:02 UTC 2022

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips

Log Message:
various tips/simplifications from UnitedBSD


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.14 -r1.15 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.14 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.15
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.14	Fri Nov 26 17:38:07 2021
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips	Tue Oct 25 15:44:02 2022
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 List 20 largest files (larger than 5 MB) sorted by megabytes:
 
- find / -type f -size +1 -print0 | xargs -0 du -m | sort -nr | head -20
+ find . -type f -size +1 -exec du -h {} + | sort -nr | head -20
 %
 You can keep specific rc.conf configurations in individual files
 under /etc/rc.conf.d/ where each file is named after the $name of
@@ -211,3 +211,23 @@ To list connected disk devices:
 screenblank(1) can disable the framebuffer if the keyboard and mouse are
 idle for a period of time, and re-enables the framebuffer when keyboard
 or mouse activity resumes.
+%
+If you want to convert a Microsoft Windows text file to have Unix line
+endings, it's possible to achieve by simply stripping all of the carriage
+return characters from the file:
+
+	tr -d '\r' < IN > OUT
+
+However, you might want to do this more carefully (i.e. only remove
+carriage returns that constitute a line ending).  See "dos2unix" in pkgsrc.
+%
+Some useful X11 commands:
+
+	xset s off		# disable screen blanking
+	xset -dpms		# disable screen power saving
+	xset b 0		# mute bell (beep)
+	xset m 55/20 4		# mouse acceleration 
+%
+Automatically run a make(1) job on each active CPU:
+
+	alias make="make -j $(sysctl -n hw.ncpuonline)"

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Nia Alarie]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   nia
Date:   Tue Oct 25 15:44:02 UTC 2022

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips

Log Message:
various tips/simplifications from UnitedBSD


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.14 -r1.15 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[David A. Holland]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   dholland
Date:   Fri Sep  9 19:37:15 UTC 2022

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
fortunes: add something


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.98 -r1.99 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.98 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.99
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.98	Fri Aug 26 20:07:04 2022
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Fri Sep  9 19:37:15 2022
@@ -16311,3 +16311,5 @@ Thereisnospacebar.
 metropole, n.: The axis on which the subway turns.
 %
 Dryads are usually lucky. It's well known that fortune favors the boled.
+%
+Responsible wizards always run their scrolls past a spell-checker.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[David A. Holland]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   dholland
Date:   Fri Sep  9 19:37:15 UTC 2022

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
fortunes: add something


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.98 -r1.99 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[David A. Holland]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   dholland
Date:   Fri Aug 26 20:07:04 UTC 2022

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
fortunes: add something


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.97 -r1.98 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.97 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.98
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.97	Sun Jul 11 00:35:05 2021
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Fri Aug 26 20:07:04 2022
@@ -16309,3 +16309,5 @@ Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer.
 Thereisnospacebar.
 %
 metropole, n.: The axis on which the subway turns.
+%
+Dryads are usually lucky. It's well known that fortune favors the boled.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[David A. Holland]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   dholland
Date:   Fri Aug 26 20:07:04 UTC 2022

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
fortunes: add something


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.97 -r1.98 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Nia Alarie]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   nia
Date:   Fri Nov 26 17:38:07 UTC 2021

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips

Log Message:
describe screenblank(1)


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.13 -r1.14 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.13 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.14
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.13	Tue Sep  7 13:29:41 2021
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips	Fri Nov 26 17:38:07 2021
@@ -207,3 +207,7 @@ command:
 To list connected disk devices:
 
 	sysctl hw.disknames
+%
+screenblank(1) can disable the framebuffer if the keyboard and mouse are
+idle for a period of time, and re-enables the framebuffer when keyboard
+or mouse activity resumes.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Nia Alarie]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   nia
Date:   Fri Nov 26 17:38:07 UTC 2021

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips

Log Message:
describe screenblank(1)


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.13 -r1.14 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Valeriy E. Ushakov]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   uwe
Date:   Sat Sep 18 14:24:04 UTC 2021

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes-o.real

Log Message:
Ken Thompson on the i960.


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.13 -r1.14 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real:1.13 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real:1.14
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real:1.13	Wed Dec 13 21:11:27 2017
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real	Sat Sep 18 14:24:04 2021
@@ -1733,3 +1733,6 @@ There is a road to freedom.  Its milesto
 Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and love of the
 Fatherland.
 -- Adolf Hitler
+%
+I just hate to be pushed around by some fucking machine.
+		-- Ken Thompson, on the i960

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Valeriy E. Ushakov]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   uwe
Date:   Sat Sep 18 14:24:04 UTC 2021

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes-o.real

Log Message:
Ken Thompson on the i960.


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.13 -r1.14 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Nia Alarie]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   nia
Date:   Tue Sep  7 13:29:41 UTC 2021

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips

Log Message:
person on internet is confused by how to list disks because there's
so much in /dev


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.12 -r1.13 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.12 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.13
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.12	Thu Aug 19 14:03:43 2021
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips	Tue Sep  7 13:29:41 2021
@@ -203,3 +203,7 @@ Network interface traffic can be monitor
 command:
 
 	sysstat ifstat
+%
+To list connected disk devices:
+
+	sysctl hw.disknames

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Nia Alarie]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   nia
Date:   Tue Sep  7 13:29:41 UTC 2021

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips

Log Message:
person on internet is confused by how to list disks because there's
so much in /dev


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.12 -r1.13 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Nia Alarie]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   nia
Date:   Thu Aug 19 14:03:43 UTC 2021

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips

Log Message:
moar tips


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.11 -r1.12 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Nia Alarie]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   nia
Date:   Thu Aug 19 14:03:43 UTC 2021

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips

Log Message:
moar tips


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.11 -r1.12 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.11 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.12
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.11	Sun Aug 15 08:57:01 2021
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips	Thu Aug 19 14:03:43 2021
@@ -162,3 +162,44 @@ You can use progress(1) to monitor the p
 %
 Press CTRL+T to send SIGINFO and see the current status of the
 command running in the current terminal.
+%
+To enable the Multicast DNS responder, add
+
+	mdnsd=YES
+
+to /etc/rc.conf.  Your system will now be reachable on the network as
+hostname.local.
+
+To enable Multicast DNS lookups, add mdnsd to the 'hosts' field in
+/etc/nsswitch.conf.
+%
+NetBSD includes a tutorial on using vi(1), the classic BSD text
+editor:
+
+	less /usr/share/doc/usd/vi/vitut.txt
+%
+A login shell will read initial commands from ~/.profile.
+
+When using the X Window System, initializing with 'startx' will
+read ~/.xinitrc.  Initializing with xdm will read commands from
+~/.xsession, but logins through xdm will not read ~/.profile.
+%
+After installing NetBSD, additional sets can be installed with
+sysinst(8).
+%
+Depending on the version of NetBSD, the system may raise the sysctl(8)
+variable kern.securelevel to 1 on boot.  The system's securelevel may be
+raised by the superuser, but never lowered.
+
+To learn more about the different securelevel settings, see:
+
+	man secmodel_securelevel
+%
+To learn more about the various security features in NetBSD, see:
+
+	man 7 security
+%
+Network interface traffic can be monitored with the following
+command:
+
+	sysstat ifstat

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Nia Alarie]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   nia
Date:   Sun Aug 15 08:57:01 UTC 2021

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips

Log Message:
Capitalization police.


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.10 -r1.11 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.10 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.11
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.10	Fri Jun  4 11:18:31 2021
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips	Sun Aug 15 08:57:01 2021
@@ -120,7 +120,7 @@ and "systat netstat" commands.
 Visit the NetBSD Security website to keep track of advisories:
   http://www.NetBSD.org/support/security/
 Or join the security-announce mailing list for alerts:
-  http://www.netbsd.org/mailinglists/#security-announce
+  http://www.NetBSD.org/mailinglists/#security-announce
 %
 Here's an example of finding what package a file belongs to:
 

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Nia Alarie]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   nia
Date:   Sun Aug 15 08:57:01 UTC 2021

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips

Log Message:
Capitalization police.


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.10 -r1.11 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[David A. Holland]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   dholland
Date:   Sun Jul 11 00:35:05 UTC 2021

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
add something


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.96 -r1.97 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.96 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.97
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.96	Mon Nov  9 03:23:14 2020
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Sun Jul 11 00:35:05 2021
@@ -16307,3 +16307,5 @@ The purpose of computing numbers is not 
 %
 Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer.
 Thereisnospacebar.
+%
+metropole, n.: The axis on which the subway turns.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[David A. Holland]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   dholland
Date:   Sun Jul 11 00:35:05 UTC 2021

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
add something


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.96 -r1.97 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Nia Alarie]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   nia
Date:   Fri Jun  4 11:18:31 UTC 2021

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips

Log Message:
SIGINFO is a useful tip


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.9 -r1.10 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.9 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.10
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.9	Fri Jun  4 10:56:55 2021
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips	Fri Jun  4 11:18:31 2021
@@ -159,3 +159,6 @@ on its extension.  For example, to extra
 You can use progress(1) to monitor the progress of data in a pipe:
 
 	zcat example.tar.gz | progress tar xf -
+%
+Press CTRL+T to send SIGINFO and see the current status of the
+command running in the current terminal.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Nia Alarie]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   nia
Date:   Fri Jun  4 11:18:31 UTC 2021

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips

Log Message:
SIGINFO is a useful tip


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.9 -r1.10 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Nia Alarie]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   nia
Date:   Fri Jun  4 10:56:55 UTC 2021

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips

Log Message:
add some tips


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.8 -r1.9 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.8 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.9
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.8	Sun Jun  7 15:41:03 2020
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips	Fri Jun  4 10:56:55 2021
@@ -141,3 +141,21 @@ To do so:
   cd /usr/tests
   atf-run | atf-report
 %
+To share files from your NetBSD system, you can use the built-in
+httpd(8).  Uncomment the 'http' lines in /etc/inetd.conf, reload inetd
+with service(8), and then any files in /var/www will be published to
+http://127.0.0.1/.
+%
+You can schedule simple periodic tasks for your NetBSD system to run
+without using cron(8) by editing the sh(1) scripts /etc/daily.local,
+/etc/weekly.local, and /etc/monthly.local.
+%
+NetBSD's tar(1) command can handle a wide range of file types, e.g.
+zip, 7z, and rar, and will autodetect the type of the file based
+on its extension.  For example, to extract a zip file:
+
+	tar xvf example.zip
+%
+You can use progress(1) to monitor the progress of data in a pipe:
+
+	zcat example.tar.gz | progress tar xf -

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Nia Alarie]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   nia
Date:   Fri Jun  4 10:56:55 UTC 2021

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips

Log Message:
add some tips


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.8 -r1.9 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[David A. Holland]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   dholland
Date:   Mon Nov  9 03:23:15 UTC 2020

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Restore the catman joke.

It needs the (8), or it fails to work for people who don't know or had
forgotten catman(8) was ever a thing.

as the de facto fortunes editor and also I think the person who added
that fortune in the first place, and given the discussion in
tech-userlevel, I think I get to do this.


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.95 -r1.96 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.95 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.96
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.95	Mon Nov  9 00:46:00 2020
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Mon Nov  9 03:23:14 2020
@@ -16177,7 +16177,7 @@ be named Eustace Clarence Scrubb.
 %
 Never leave a macassar and an antimacassar in the same room together.
 %
-Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supports catman.
+Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supports catman(8).
 %
 Many people don't realize that trailhead doggerel is illegal -- but
 surely you've heard of "hike rhymes and misdemeanors"...

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[David A. Holland]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   dholland
Date:   Mon Nov  9 03:23:15 UTC 2020

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Restore the catman joke.

It needs the (8), or it fails to work for people who don't know or had
forgotten catman(8) was ever a thing.

as the de facto fortunes editor and also I think the person who added
that fortune in the first place, and given the discussion in
tech-userlevel, I think I get to do this.


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CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Kamil Rytarowski]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   kamil
Date:   Mon Nov  9 00:46:00 UTC 2020

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Revert to the original phrasing, but remove the man 8 section reference.

catman is a historical Unix tool.


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CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Kamil Rytarowski]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   kamil
Date:   Mon Nov  9 00:46:00 UTC 2020

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Revert to the original phrasing, but remove the man 8 section reference.

catman is a historical Unix tool.


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.94 -r1.95 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.94 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.95
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.94	Sun Nov  8 17:37:29 2020
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Mon Nov  9 00:46:00 2020
@@ -16177,7 +16177,7 @@ be named Eustace Clarence Scrubb.
 %
 Never leave a macassar and an antimacassar in the same room together.
 %
-Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supported catman(8).
+Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supports catman.
 %
 Many people don't realize that trailhead doggerel is illegal -- but
 surely you've heard of "hike rhymes and misdemeanors"...

Re: catman (Was: CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles)

[Kamil Rytarowski]

On 08.11.2020 23:20, Valery Ushakov wrote:
> It's (partially) past-tensed, which looks stupid and cripples the
> joke.

catman has zero to do with current UNIX or any other standard I checked
(SVID, XPG, POSIX, XNS, SUS, ISO, ANSI). It was a historical utility.
I've changed it to be relatively accurate for a historical reference to
Unix/BSD. I object to calling it a current Unix thing and suggesting to
users that they can find it in section 8.

If catman(8) is still delivered somewhere, it is documenting a dead toy.

On 09.11.2020 01:05, Thomas Klausner wrote:
> On Mon, Nov 09, 2020 at 12:46:42AM +0300, Valeriy E. Ushakov wrote:
>> Also, come to think of it... Removing catman (i.e. user's ability to
>> generate cat pages) is rather different from removing MKCATPAGES,
>> what's going on here?
> 
> I asked kamil about something else on this topic and he mentioned
> catman.  On reading the man pages I didn't really see a reason for it
> to stay if we remove the cat pages completely.
> 
> Do you see it differently? If yes, why?
>  Thomas
> 

catman is still reachable for users (I still have no evidence that I was
not the last user of .cat pages in NetBSD) that really want it in
contrib/ of mandoc, but out of the distribution.

I'm still test-building the final removal and I will land it once I feel
comfortable about it.



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Re: catman (Was: CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles)

[Thomas Klausner]

On Mon, Nov 09, 2020 at 12:46:42AM +0300, Valeriy E. Ushakov wrote:
> Also, come to think of it... Removing catman (i.e. user's ability to
> generate cat pages) is rather different from removing MKCATPAGES,
> what's going on here?

I asked kamil about something else on this topic and he mentioned
catman.  On reading the man pages I didn't really see a reason for it
to stay if we remove the cat pages completely.

Do you see it differently? If yes, why?
 Thomas

Re: catman (Was: CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles)

[Kamil Rytarowski]

On 08.11.2020 22:46, Valery Ushakov wrote:
> On Sun, Nov 08, 2020 at 17:37:30 +, Kamil Rytarowski wrote:
> 
>> Module Name: src
>> Committed By:kamil
>> Date:Sun Nov  8 17:37:30 UTC 2020
>>
>> Modified Files:
>>  src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes
>>
>> Log Message:
>> catman(8) is a past thing
> 
> Please, revert this.  It's completely irrelevant for the joke if
> netbsd ships catman or not.
> 
> Also, come to think of it... Removing catman (i.e. user's ability to
> generate cat pages) is rather different from removing MKCATPAGES,
> what's going on here?
> 
> -uwe
> 

catman(8) is to removed soon as discussed with wiz@.

The fortune is still there, it's not removed.



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catman (Was: CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles)

[Valery Ushakov]

On Sun, Nov 08, 2020 at 17:37:30 +, Kamil Rytarowski wrote:

> Module Name:  src
> Committed By: kamil
> Date: Sun Nov  8 17:37:30 UTC 2020
> 
> Modified Files:
>   src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes
> 
> Log Message:
> catman(8) is a past thing

Please, revert this.  It's completely irrelevant for the joke if
netbsd ships catman or not.

Also, come to think of it... Removing catman (i.e. user's ability to
generate cat pages) is rather different from removing MKCATPAGES,
what's going on here?

-uwe

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Kamil Rytarowski]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   kamil
Date:   Sun Nov  8 17:37:30 UTC 2020

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
catman(8) is a past thing


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CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Kamil Rytarowski]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   kamil
Date:   Sun Nov  8 17:37:30 UTC 2020

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
catman(8) is a past thing


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cvs rdiff -u -r1.93 -r1.94 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.93 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.94
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.93	Fri Oct 30 04:56:32 2020
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Sun Nov  8 17:37:29 2020
@@ -16177,7 +16177,7 @@ be named Eustace Clarence Scrubb.
 %
 Never leave a macassar and an antimacassar in the same room together.
 %
-Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supports catman(8).
+Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supported catman(8).
 %
 Many people don't realize that trailhead doggerel is illegal -- but
 surely you've heard of "hike rhymes and misdemeanors"...

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Simon Burge]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   simonb
Date:   Fri Oct 30 04:56:32 UTC 2020

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Add one.


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.92 -r1.93 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.92 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.93
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.92	Wed Aug 19 02:19:06 2020
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Fri Oct 30 04:56:32 2020
@@ -16304,3 +16304,6 @@ b) on "typo" !
 		-- John Lions, Australian UNIX Users Group Newsletter, Oct 1978
 %
 The purpose of computing numbers is not yet in sight
+%
+Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer.
+Thereisnospacebar.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Simon Burge]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   simonb
Date:   Fri Oct 30 04:56:32 UTC 2020

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Add one.


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cvs rdiff -u -r1.92 -r1.93 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Mon Jun 15 12:57:51 UTC 2020

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
A revision of "The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers" by
Richard Hamming.
>From The Art of Doing Science and Engineering


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.90 -r1.91 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.90 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.91
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.90	Mon May 18 20:19:08 2020
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Mon Jun 15 12:57:51 2020
@@ -16302,3 +16302,5 @@ Bell has two patents on UNIX
 a) set-user-id bit
 b) on "typo" !
 		-- John Lions, Australian UNIX Users Group Newsletter, Oct 1978
+%
+The purpose of computing numbers is not yet in sight

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Mon Jun 15 12:57:51 UTC 2020

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
A revision of "The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers" by
Richard Hamming.
>From The Art of Doing Science and Engineering


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cvs rdiff -u -r1.90 -r1.91 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Leonardo Taccari]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   leot
Date:   Sun Jun  7 15:41:03 UTC 2020

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips

Log Message:
Recommend using `pkg_admin {fetch-pkg-vulnerabilities,audit}' instead of
{download-vulnerability-list,audit-packages}.


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.7 -r1.8 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.7 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.8
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.7	Sun Jun  7 15:37:04 2020
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips	Sun Jun  7 15:41:03 2020
@@ -35,11 +35,11 @@ You can view your non-default Postfix se
 To report about installed packages with known vulnerabilities,
 fetch the latest pkg-vulnerabilities file as the superuser with:
 
- download-vulnerability-list
+ pkg_admin fetch-pkg-vulnerabilities
 
 And then run:
 
- audit-packages
+ pkg_admin audit
 %
 The following shows an example of temporarily adding 10MB more swap
 space for virtual memory:

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Leonardo Taccari]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   leot
Date:   Sun Jun  7 15:41:03 UTC 2020

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips

Log Message:
Recommend using `pkg_admin {fetch-pkg-vulnerabilities,audit}' instead of
{download-vulnerability-list,audit-packages}.


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.7 -r1.8 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Leonardo Taccari]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   leot
Date:   Sun Jun  7 15:37:04 UTC 2020

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips

Log Message:
Properly quote printf string

Noticed by Ottavio Caruso on #netbsd@Freenode, thanks!


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.6 -r1.7 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips

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Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.6 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.7
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.6	Sun Sep  2 16:08:12 2018
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips	Sun Jun  7 15:37:04 2020
@@ -51,7 +51,7 @@ space for virtual memory:
 If your console ever gets broken, you can try resetting it to its
 initial state with:
 
- printf "\033c
+ printf "\033c"
 %
 If you installed a package, but don't know what the software is
 called or what executables to run, use pkg_info with the -L switch

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Leonardo Taccari]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   leot
Date:   Sun Jun  7 15:37:04 UTC 2020

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips

Log Message:
Properly quote printf string

Noticed by Ottavio Caruso on #netbsd@Freenode, thanks!


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.6 -r1.7 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips

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CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Mon May 18 20:19:08 UTC 2020

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Heads up on Bell patents
P21 on https://minnie.tuhs.org/Archive/Documentation/AUUGN/AUUGN-V01.1.pdf


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.89 -r1.90 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.89 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.90
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.89	Thu Apr  2 05:55:02 2020
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Mon May 18 20:19:08 2020
@@ -16297,3 +16297,8 @@ Fail we may, sail we must
 %
 Don't shout at your JBODs, they don't like it!
 		-- Brendan Gregg, "Shouting in the Datacenter"
+%
+Bell has two patents on UNIX
+a) set-user-id bit
+b) on "typo" !
+		-- John Lions, Australian UNIX Users Group Newsletter, Oct 1978

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Mon May 18 20:19:08 UTC 2020

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Heads up on Bell patents
P21 on https://minnie.tuhs.org/Archive/Documentation/AUUGN/AUUGN-V01.1.pdf


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cvs rdiff -u -r1.89 -r1.90 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Thu Apr  2 05:55:02 UTC 2020

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Disks can sense vibes, DTrace confirms it.
https://youtu.be/tDacjrSCeq4


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.88 -r1.89 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.88 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.89
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.88	Sat Feb 22 19:03:04 2020
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Thu Apr  2 05:55:02 2020
@@ -16294,3 +16294,6 @@ Fanfare, n.:
 The food available for consumption at a con.
 %
 Fail we may, sail we must
+%
+Don't shout at your JBODs, they don't like it!
+		-- Brendan Gregg, "Shouting in the Datacenter"

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Thu Apr  2 05:55:02 UTC 2020

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Disks can sense vibes, DTrace confirms it.
https://youtu.be/tDacjrSCeq4


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.88 -r1.89 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Sat Feb 22 19:03:04 UTC 2020

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Andrew Weatherall's tattoo and a track on A Pox On The Pioneers album.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ERAuddhU4AAFv3w?format=jpg=orig
Story:
https://www.dummymag.com/features/andrew-weatherall-interview-it-s-bollocks-it-s-discos-tell-me-tales-of-the/


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cvs rdiff -u -r1.87 -r1.88 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Sat Feb 22 19:03:04 UTC 2020

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Andrew Weatherall's tattoo and a track on A Pox On The Pioneers album.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ERAuddhU4AAFv3w?format=jpg=orig
Story:
https://www.dummymag.com/features/andrew-weatherall-interview-it-s-bollocks-it-s-discos-tell-me-tales-of-the/


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.87 -r1.88 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.87 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.88
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.87	Sun Feb 16 23:14:19 2020
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Sat Feb 22 19:03:04 2020
@@ -16292,3 +16292,5 @@ I wonder why I wonder!
 %
 Fanfare, n.:
 The food available for consumption at a con.
+%
+Fail we may, sail we must

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[David A. Holland]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   dholland
Date:   Sun Feb 16 23:14:19 UTC 2020

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
something I apparently forgot to commit months or years ago


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.86 -r1.87 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.86 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.87
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.86	Tue Dec  3 22:42:29 2019
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Sun Feb 16 23:14:19 2020
@@ -16289,3 +16289,6 @@ I wonder why I wonder.
 I wonder why I wonder why
 I wonder why I wonder!
 		-- Richard P. Feynman, "Always Trying to Escape"
+%
+Fanfare, n.:
+The food available for consumption at a con.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[David A. Holland]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   dholland
Date:   Sun Feb 16 23:14:19 UTC 2020

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
something I apparently forgot to commit months or years ago


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cvs rdiff -u -r1.86 -r1.87 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Tue Dec  3 22:42:29 UTC 2019

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Introspection. From "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!"


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.85 -r1.86 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.85 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.86
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.85	Sun Nov 10 00:54:57 2019
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Tue Dec  3 22:42:29 2019
@@ -16283,3 +16283,9 @@ was totally beautiful.
 Austerity is the idea that the global financial crash of 2008 was caused by
 there being too many libraries in Wolverhampton.
 		-- Alexei Sayle
+%
+I wonder why. I wonder why.
+I wonder why I wonder.
+I wonder why I wonder why
+I wonder why I wonder!
+		-- Richard P. Feynman, "Always Trying to Escape"

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Tue Dec  3 22:42:29 UTC 2019

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Introspection. From "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!"


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.85 -r1.86 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Sun Nov 10 22:42:21 UTC 2019

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd

Log Message:
https://twitter.com/sei6r/status/1182433546331279360


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.28 -r1.29 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd:1.28 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd:1.29
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd:1.28	Sun Apr 16 20:08:59 2017
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd	Sun Nov 10 22:42:21 2019
@@ -552,3 +552,6 @@ NetBSD: Dead on Target
 		-- Gimpy
 %
 NetBSD JIHBED
+%
+It's my happy place.
+		-- zmh

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Sun Nov 10 22:42:21 UTC 2019

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd

Log Message:
https://twitter.com/sei6r/status/1182433546331279360


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.28 -r1.29 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Sun Nov 10 00:54:57 UTC 2019

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Definition of austerity by Alexei Sayle on Radio 4
https://web.archive.org/web/20190916192807/https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0008bbc


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.84 -r1.85 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Sun Nov 10 00:54:57 UTC 2019

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Definition of austerity by Alexei Sayle on Radio 4
https://web.archive.org/web/20190916192807/https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0008bbc


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.84 -r1.85 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.84 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.85
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.84	Sun Oct 27 23:31:15 2019
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Sun Nov 10 00:54:57 2019
@@ -16279,3 +16279,7 @@ It was some sort of mental love missile 
 fired myself into it, at oblivious speed, and it exploded, and sparkled and it
 was totally beautiful.
 		-- Chris Packham and the kestrel
+%
+Austerity is the idea that the global financial crash of 2008 was caused by
+there being too many libraries in Wolverhampton.
+		-- Alexei Sayle

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Sun Oct 27 23:31:15 UTC 2019

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Chris' happiest moment
http://bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09b1zbb


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.83 -r1.84 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.83 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.84
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.83	Thu Aug 22 22:51:47 2019
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Sun Oct 27 23:31:15 2019
@@ -16273,3 +16273,9 @@ you derive from that?
 		   December 9th, 1968
 %
 They made me do it
+%
+It was the first thing that I formed a really powerful bond with.
+It was some sort of mental love missile and I just lit the touch paper and
+fired myself into it, at oblivious speed, and it exploded, and sparkled and it
+was totally beautiful.
+		-- Chris Packham and the kestrel

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Sun Oct 27 23:31:15 UTC 2019

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Chris' happiest moment
http://bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09b1zbb


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.83 -r1.84 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Thu Aug 22 22:51:47 UTC 2019

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Donnie Darko


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.82 -r1.83 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Thu Aug 22 22:51:47 UTC 2019

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Donnie Darko


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.82 -r1.83 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.82 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.83
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.82	Fri Jul 26 07:41:22 2019
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Thu Aug 22 22:51:47 2019
@@ -16271,3 +16271,5 @@ that was instantly responsive to every a
 you derive from that?
 		-- Douglas Engelbart, Fall Joint Computer Conference,
 		   December 9th, 1968
+%
+They made me do it

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Fri Jul 26 07:41:22 UTC 2019

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
The mother of all demos


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.81 -r1.82 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.81 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.82
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.81	Mon Jul 22 13:44:13 2019
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Fri Jul 26 07:41:22 2019
@@ -16264,3 +16264,10 @@ than a season.
 %
 Computers for the brasses -- art for the masses.
 		-- J.C.R. Licklider
+%
+If, in your office, you as an intellectual worker were supplied with a
+computer display backed up by a computer that was alive for you all day, and
+that was instantly responsive to every action you had, how much value could
+you derive from that?
+		-- Douglas Engelbart, Fall Joint Computer Conference,
+		   December 9th, 1968

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Fri Jul 26 07:41:22 UTC 2019

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
The mother of all demos


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.81 -r1.82 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Mon Jul 22 13:44:13 UTC 2019

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Use double dash to simulate em dash


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.80 -r1.81 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Mon Jul 22 13:44:13 UTC 2019

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Use double dash to simulate em dash


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.80 -r1.81 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.80 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.81
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.80	Mon Jul 22 09:47:28 2019
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Mon Jul 22 13:44:13 2019
@@ -16262,5 +16262,5 @@ I'm going to a commune in Vermont and wi
 than a season.
 		-- Josh Rosen
 %
-Computers for the brasses, art for the masses.
+Computers for the brasses -- art for the masses.
 		-- J.C.R. Licklider

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Mon Jul 22 09:47:28 UTC 2019

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Art for the masses - The Dream Machine
The text used an em dash which I've replaced with a coma here.


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.79 -r1.80 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.79 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.80
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.79	Sun Feb 24 12:34:00 2019
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Mon Jul 22 09:47:28 2019
@@ -16261,3 +16261,6 @@ can perform without thinking about them.
 I'm going to a commune in Vermont and will deal with no unit of time shorter
 than a season.
 		-- Josh Rosen
+%
+Computers for the brasses, art for the masses.
+		-- J.C.R. Licklider

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Mon Jul 22 09:47:28 UTC 2019

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Art for the masses - The Dream Machine
The text used an em dash which I've replaced with a coma here.


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.79 -r1.80 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Sun Feb 24 12:34:00 UTC 2019

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Shorter than a season - The Soul Of A New Machine


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.78 -r1.79 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.78 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.79
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.78	Mon Jan 21 16:58:47 2019
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Sun Feb 24 12:34:00 2019
@@ -16257,3 +16257,7 @@ But I can tell you, anyhow,		I'll ki
 Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we
 can perform without thinking about them.
 		-- Alfred North Whitehead, An Introduction to Mathematics (1911)
+%
+I'm going to a commune in Vermont and will deal with no unit of time shorter
+than a season.
+		-- Josh Rosen

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Sun Feb 24 12:34:00 UTC 2019

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Shorter than a season - The Soul Of A New Machine


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.78 -r1.79 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Mon Jan 21 16:58:47 UTC 2019

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Add Alfred North Whitehead quote.


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.77 -r1.78 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.77 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.78
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.77	Sun Jan 13 17:55:03 2019
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Mon Jan 21 16:58:47 2019
@@ -16253,3 +16253,7 @@ I never saw a Purple Cow;		I'm sorry
 I never hope to see one;		But I can tell you, anyhow,
 But I can tell you, anyhow,		I'll kill you if you quote it!
 I'd rather see than be one.-- Gelett Burgess
+%
+Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we
+can perform without thinking about them.
+		-- Alfred North Whitehead, An Introduction to Mathematics (1911)

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Mon Jan 21 16:58:47 UTC 2019

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Add Alfred North Whitehead quote.


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.77 -r1.78 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Jonathan A. Kollasch]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   jakllsch
Date:   Sun Jan 13 17:55:03 UTC 2019

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Incite the "Purple Cow" wrath of Gelett Burgess upon ourselves.


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.76 -r1.77 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.76 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.77
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.76	Sat Dec 15 22:00:16 2018
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Sun Jan 13 17:55:03 2019
@@ -16244,3 +16244,12 @@ Rule 1 of cryptanalysis: check for plain
 Remember kids, the only difference between Science and screwing around is
 writing it down.
 		-- Adam Savage
+%
+	 THE PURPLE COW		Confession: and a Portrait, Too,
+Reflections on a Mythic Beast,		Upon a Background that I Rue!
+Who's Quite Remarkable, at Least.
+	Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow"--
+I never saw a Purple Cow;		I'm sorry, now, I wrote it!
+I never hope to see one;		But I can tell you, anyhow,
+But I can tell you, anyhow,		I'll kill you if you quote it!
+I'd rather see than be one.-- Gelett Burgess

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Jonathan A. Kollasch]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   jakllsch
Date:   Sun Jan 13 17:55:03 UTC 2019

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Incite the "Purple Cow" wrath of Gelett Burgess upon ourselves.


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.76 -r1.77 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Paul Goyette]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   pgoyette
Date:   Sat Dec 15 22:00:16 UTC 2018

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
More appropriate line-wrapping for previous.


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.75 -r1.76 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.75 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.76
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.75	Sat Dec 15 17:11:10 2018
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Sat Dec 15 22:00:16 2018
@@ -16241,6 +16241,6 @@ unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainab
 Rule 1 of cryptanalysis: check for plaintext.
 		-- Bob Morris, Crypto '95
 %
-Remember kids, the only difference between Science and screwing around is writing
-it down.
+Remember kids, the only difference between Science and screwing around is
+writing it down.
 		-- Adam Savage

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Paul Goyette]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   pgoyette
Date:   Sat Dec 15 22:00:16 UTC 2018

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
More appropriate line-wrapping for previous.


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.75 -r1.76 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Sat Dec 15 17:11:10 UTC 2018

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Some advice from Adam Savage / Alex Jason
https://www.reddit.com/r/mythbusters/comments/3wgqgv/the_origin_of_the_remember_kids_the_only/


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.74 -r1.75 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.74 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.75
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.74	Wed Oct  3 00:13:16 2018
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Sat Dec 15 17:11:10 2018
@@ -16240,3 +16240,7 @@ unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainab
 %
 Rule 1 of cryptanalysis: check for plaintext.
 		-- Bob Morris, Crypto '95
+%
+Remember kids, the only difference between Science and screwing around is writing
+it down.
+		-- Adam Savage

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Sat Dec 15 17:11:10 UTC 2018

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Some advice from Adam Savage / Alex Jason
https://www.reddit.com/r/mythbusters/comments/3wgqgv/the_origin_of_the_remember_kids_the_only/


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.74 -r1.75 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Wed Oct  3 00:13:17 UTC 2018

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Advice from Bob Morris
https://www.ieee-security.org/Cipher/ConfReports/conf-rep-Crypto95.html


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.73 -r1.74 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.73 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.74
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.73	Wed Sep 12 22:10:07 2018
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Wed Oct  3 00:13:16 2018
@@ -16237,3 +16237,6 @@ and I are going to spend the rest of our
 events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the
 unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here.
 		-- Criswell Predicts, "Plan 9 From Outer Space"
+%
+Rule 1 of cryptanalysis: check for plaintext.
+		-- Bob Morris, Crypto '95

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Wed Oct  3 00:13:17 UTC 2018

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Advice from Bob Morris
https://www.ieee-security.org/Cipher/ConfReports/conf-rep-Crypto95.html


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.73 -r1.74 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Wed Sep 12 22:10:07 UTC 2018

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
I've been on an Ed Wood binge.


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.72 -r1.73 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.72 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.73
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.72	Tue May  8 05:24:22 2018
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Wed Sep 12 22:10:07 2018
@@ -16231,3 +16231,9 @@ reaching the destination quickly.
 [NeXT] attracted the strangest kind of hybrid, which was sort of like...
 Unix weenies by Armani.
 		-- John Perry Barlow
+%
+Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you
+and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend, future
+events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the
+unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here.
+		-- Criswell Predicts, "Plan 9 From Outer Space"

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Sevan Janiyan]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   sevan
Date:   Wed Sep 12 22:10:07 UTC 2018

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
I've been on an Ed Wood binge.


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.72 -r1.73 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Maxime Villard]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   maxv
Date:   Sun Sep  2 16:08:12 UTC 2018

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips

Log Message:
replace ipf->npf


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.5 -r1.6 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Maxime Villard]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   maxv
Date:   Sun Sep  2 16:08:12 UTC 2018

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips

Log Message:
replace ipf->npf


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.5 -r1.6 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.5 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.6
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.5	Tue Mar 25 10:50:34 2008
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips	Sun Sep  2 16:08:12 2018
@@ -73,8 +73,8 @@ as root:
 
  /etc/rc.d/sshd onestart
 %
-Several IP Filter and ipnat examples are available in the
-/usr/share/examples/ipf/ directory.
+Several NPF examples are available in the /usr/share/examples/npf/
+directory.
 %
 Want to dual boot using a bluetooth mouse or keyboard? Use btkey(1)
 to store the link key in the hardware.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[David A. Holland]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   dholland
Date:   Sat Aug 25 19:38:37 UTC 2018

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2

Log Message:
typo


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.62 -r1.63 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2

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Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.62 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.63
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.62	Wed Dec 13 21:11:27 2017
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2	Sat Aug 25 19:38:37 2018
@@ -46642,7 +46642,7 @@ Whose limericks stopped at line two.
 
 There was a young man from Verdunne.
 
-	[Actually, there are three limericks in this series, the third one
+	[Actually, there are three limericks in this series; the third one
 	 is about some guy named Nero.  If anyone has a copy of it, please
 	 mail it to "fortune".  Ed.]
 %

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[David A. Holland]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   dholland
Date:   Sat Aug 25 19:38:37 UTC 2018

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2

Log Message:
typo


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cvs rdiff -u -r1.62 -r1.63 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2

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CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Soren Jacobsen]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   snj
Date:   Tue May  8 05:24:22 UTC 2018

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
make fortune fatter


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.71 -r1.72 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.71 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.72
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.71	Wed Dec 13 21:11:27 2017
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Tue May  8 05:24:22 2018
@@ -16227,3 +16227,7 @@ destination. It seems that you care more
 does, and more about winning the war with any lousy puppy than about
 reaching the destination quickly.
 		-- Jozef Pilsudski
+%
+[NeXT] attracted the strangest kind of hybrid, which was sort of like...
+Unix weenies by Armani.
+		-- John Perry Barlow

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Soren Jacobsen]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   snj
Date:   Tue May  8 05:24:22 UTC 2018

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
make fortune fatter


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cvs rdiff -u -r1.71 -r1.72 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Michael van Elst]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   mlelstv
Date:   Wed Dec 13 21:11:27 UTC 2017

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes fortunes-o.real fortunes2
fortunes2-o.real

Log Message:
move offensive quotes per board@


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.70 -r1.71 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
cvs rdiff -u -r1.12 -r1.13 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
cvs rdiff -u -r1.61 -r1.62 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
cvs rdiff -u -r1.17 -r1.18 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.70 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.71
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.70	Wed Dec  6 17:54:58 2017
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Wed Dec 13 21:11:27 2017
@@ -13633,11 +13633,6 @@ tied during the month of April.
 There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish.
 		-- Walt Disney
 %
-There is a road to freedom.  Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor,
-Honesty, Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and
-love of the Fatherland.
-		-- Adolf Hitler
-%
 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly
 what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly
 disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real:1.12 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real:1.13
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real:1.12	Sat Feb  7 09:59:47 2015
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real	Wed Dec 13 21:11:27 2017
@@ -1728,3 +1728,8 @@ deliberate speed shall this thing come t
 yourselves worthy, shall ye have your just portion -- yea, verily, like
 unto a snowball in Hell."
 		-- "The Begatting of a President"
+%
+There is a road to freedom.  Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor, Honesty,
+Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and love of the
+Fatherland.
+-- Adolf Hitler

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.61 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.62
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.61	Sun Nov 19 01:31:53 2017
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2	Wed Dec 13 21:11:27 2017
@@ -15803,10 +15803,6 @@ question."
 		[actually, the term "bug" had even earlier usage in
 		regard to problems with radio hardware.  Ed.]
 %
-Everlasting peace will come to the world when the last man has slain
-the last but one.
-		-- Adolf Hitler
-%
 Every 4 seconds a woman has a baby.
 Our problem is to find this woman and stop her.
 %
@@ -21618,9 +21614,6 @@ I give you the man who -- the man who --
 I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.
 		-- H.L. Mencken
 %
-I go the way that Providence dictates.
-		-- Adolf Hitler
-%
 "I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me... I
 pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?'  He
 said, 'Phoenix.'  So I pushed Phoenix.  A few seconds later the doors
@@ -22670,12 +22663,6 @@ a little girl who won't eat her dinner o
 in his veins.
 		-- Sigmund Freud, in a letter to his fiancee
 %
-I shall give a propagandist reason for starting the war, no matter whether
-it is plausible or not.  The victor will not be asked afterwards whether
-he told the truth or not.  When starting and waging war it is not right
-that matters, but victory.
-		-- Adolf Hitler
-%
 I shot an arrow in to the air, and it stuck.
 		-- graffito in Los Angeles
 
@@ -24080,10 +24067,6 @@ If I love you, what business is it of yo
 If I love you, what business is it of yours?
 		-- Johann van Goethe
 %
-If I made peace with Russia today, I'd only attack her again tomorrow.  I
-just couldn't help myself.
-		-- Adolf Hitler
-%
 If I promised you the moon and the stars, would you believe it?
 		-- Alan Parsons Project
 %
@@ -25650,10 +25633,6 @@ way.  This happens to us all the time wi
 complaining.
 		-- Jef Raskin
 %
-Imagine me going around with a pot belly.
-It would mean political ruin.
-		-- Adolf Hitler
-%
 Imagine that Cray computer decides to make a personal computer.  It has a
 150 MHz processor, 200 megabytes of RAM, 1500 megabytes of disk storage, a
 screen resolution of 1024 x 1024 pixels, relies entirely on voice recognition
@@ -40269,9 +40248,6 @@ made of things.
 %
 Success is something I will dress for when I get there, and not until.
 %
-Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong.
-		-- Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf"
-%
 Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.
 %
 Such a fine first dream!
@@ -40883,9 +40859,6 @@ called you from here."
 Texas is Hell on woman and horses.
 		-- Wayne Oakes
 %
-Thank God I've always avoided persecuting my enemies.
-		-- Adolf Hitler
-%
 Thank you for observing all safety 

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Michael van Elst]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   mlelstv
Date:   Wed Dec 13 21:11:27 UTC 2017

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes fortunes-o.real fortunes2
fortunes2-o.real

Log Message:
move offensive quotes per board@


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.70 -r1.71 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
cvs rdiff -u -r1.12 -r1.13 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
cvs rdiff -u -r1.61 -r1.62 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
cvs rdiff -u -r1.17 -r1.18 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[David A. Holland]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   dholland
Date:   Wed Dec  6 17:54:58 UTC 2017

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
attributions are supposed to be indented.


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.69 -r1.70 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.69 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.70
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.69	Wed Dec  6 17:41:15 2017
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Wed Dec  6 17:54:58 2017
@@ -16209,17 +16209,17 @@ druid in a hurry?
 A. Call the copse.
 %
 A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone.
--- Jo Godwin
+		-- Jo Godwin
 %
 Give a man a 0day and he'll have access for a day, teach a man to phish
 and he'll have access for life.
--- the grugq
+		-- the grugq
 %
 Information wants to be free and also extremely difficult to use.
--- An ancient open source proverb
+		-- An ancient open source proverb
 %
 I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
--- Mitch Hedberg
+		-- Mitch Hedberg
 %
 You, the Poles, have a funny nature. When the people going along the
 road are attacked by a dog with its insistent and noisy barking, you
@@ -16231,4 +16231,4 @@ against dogs we calmly continue our jour
 destination. It seems that you care more about barking than the dog
 does, and more about winning the war with any lousy puppy than about
 reaching the destination quickly.
--- Jozef Pilsudski
+		-- Jozef Pilsudski

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[David A. Holland]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   dholland
Date:   Wed Dec  6 17:54:58 UTC 2017

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
attributions are supposed to be indented.


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.69 -r1.70 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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copyright notices on the relevant files.

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Kamil Rytarowski]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   kamil
Date:   Wed Dec  6 17:41:16 UTC 2017

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Correct code flow of a quote translation (by Tom Ivar Helbekkmo)


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.68 -r1.69 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.68 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.69
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.68	Wed Dec  6 08:38:33 2017
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Wed Dec  6 17:41:15 2017
@@ -16226,7 +16226,7 @@ road are attacked by a dog with its insi
 immediately feel like jumping off the vehicle, standing on all fours
 and starting to bark back at it. We, in the Vilnius region, let the
 dog bark because that is what its canine nature is like but we do not
-stop our journey because of its canine barking and without any war
+stop our journey because of its barking, and without any war
 against dogs we calmly continue our journey until we reach our
 destination. It seems that you care more about barking than the dog
 does, and more about winning the war with any lousy puppy than about

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Kamil Rytarowski]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   kamil
Date:   Wed Dec  6 17:41:16 UTC 2017

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Correct code flow of a quote translation (by Tom Ivar Helbekkmo)


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cvs rdiff -u -r1.68 -r1.69 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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Re: CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Kamil Rytarowski]

On 06.12.2017 17:58, Taylor R Campbell wrote:
>> Date: Wed, 6 Dec 2017 16:41:27 +0800 (+08)
>> From: Paul Goyette 
>>
>>> Oh, and I'd also change "its canine barking" to "its barking," (note the
>>> addition of a comma), which would make that sentence flow better, and
>>> avoid the unnecessary re-use of the word 'canine'.
>>
>> Hmmm, it'd be nice if there were a definitive source for this quote; 
>> without that, I'd rather not "adjust" the language.
> 
> I expect the original quote was probably something in Polish.
> 

I was the coauthor of the original translation. There are many other
good quotes but they could be difficult to explain to foreigners,
explain background context etc... or needlessly controversial (even if
true) for fortunes (no need to discuss German-Polish-Russian relations
via fortunes).



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Re: CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Taylor R Campbell]

> Date: Wed, 6 Dec 2017 16:41:27 +0800 (+08)
> From: Paul Goyette 
> 
> > Oh, and I'd also change "its canine barking" to "its barking," (note the
> > addition of a comma), which would make that sentence flow better, and
> > avoid the unnecessary re-use of the word 'canine'.
> 
> Hmmm, it'd be nice if there were a definitive source for this quote; 
> without that, I'd rather not "adjust" the language.

I expect the original quote was probably something in Polish.

Re: CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Paul Goyette]

On Wed, 6 Dec 2017, Tom Ivar Helbekkmo wrote:


Tom Ivar Helbekkmo  writes:


"stop out journey" should be "stop our journey", and the last sentence
should probably be "It seems that you care more about barking than the
dog does, and more about winning the war with a lousy puppy than about
reaching the destination quickly."


I fixed these, as suggested.


Oh, and I'd also change "its canine barking" to "its barking," (note the
addition of a comma), which would make that sentence flow better, and
avoid the unnecessary re-use of the word 'canine'.


Hmmm, it'd be nice if there were a definitive source for this quote; 
without that, I'd rather not "adjust" the language.



+--+--++
| Paul Goyette | PGP Key fingerprint: | E-mail addresses:  |
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| Kernel Developer | 0786 F758 55DE 53BA 7731 | pgoyette at netbsd dot org |
+--+--++

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Paul Goyette]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   pgoyette
Date:   Wed Dec  6 08:38:33 UTC 2017

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Fix typos, thanks to Tom Ivar Helbekkmo


To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.67 -r1.68 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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Modified files:

Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.67 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.68
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.67	Tue Dec  5 22:51:59 2017
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Wed Dec  6 08:38:33 2017
@@ -16226,9 +16226,9 @@ road are attacked by a dog with its insi
 immediately feel like jumping off the vehicle, standing on all fours
 and starting to bark back at it. We, in the Vilnius region, let the
 dog bark because that is what its canine nature is like but we do not
-stop out journey because of its canine barking and without any war
+stop our journey because of its canine barking and without any war
 against dogs we calmly continue our journey until we reach our
-destination. It seems that you care more about barking more than the
-dog does and about winning the war with any lousy puppy than about
+destination. It seems that you care more about barking than the dog
+does, and more about winning the war with any lousy puppy than about
 reaching the destination quickly.
 -- Jozef Pilsudski

CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Paul Goyette]

Module Name:src
Committed By:   pgoyette
Date:   Wed Dec  6 08:38:33 UTC 2017

Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes

Log Message:
Fix typos, thanks to Tom Ivar Helbekkmo


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cvs rdiff -u -r1.67 -r1.68 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

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Re: CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles

[Tom Ivar Helbekkmo]

Tom Ivar Helbekkmo  writes:

> "stop out journey" should be "stop our journey", and the last sentence
> should probably be "It seems that you care more about barking than the
> dog does, and more about winning the war with a lousy puppy than about
> reaching the destination quickly."

Oh, and I'd also change "its canine barking" to "its barking," (note the
addition of a comma), which would make that sentence flow better, and
avoid the unnecessary re-use of the word 'canine'.

-tih
-- 
Most people who graduate with CS degrees don't understand the significance
of Lisp.  Lisp is the most important idea in computer science.  --Alan Kay