It's true. In fact, when I left for my ten-day vacation to Louisiana and Florida, I packed only one suitcase. Now, with that affirmation resolved, *tosses shirt aside and heads for the nearest waterpark!*
-----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Amy Billman Sent: Monday, July 07, 2008 9:19 PM To: talk2 Subject: The Talk2 List Fwd: Why men are never depressed. Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister,or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. "If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot other people in the eyes. If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger." Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] & [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74 ----- Original Message ----- From: "Derek Lane" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "talk2" <talk2@AndreLouis.COM> Sent: Monday, July 07, 2008 4:06 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List IP test > It does work, and I must confess that this has been the most borring > summer for talk2 thus far. > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Onj" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "talk2" <talk2@AndreLouis.COM> > Sent: Monday, July 07, 2008 2:56 PM > Subject: The Talk2 List IP test > > >> Since this list has been dead for a remarkably long time, this is to >> see >> whether stuff works again. It had better do. Or else. yes. That's >> right. >> >> >> >> MR Andre P. Louis >> >> >> >> My personal site: http://AndreLouis.COM >> My Live Journal: http://LJ.AndreLouis.COM >> On Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=530631282 >> Free music (for use in MOH systems, podcasts and radio): >> http://tbrn.net/Beds >> The Beyond Radio Network (TBRN:) http://www.TBRN.NET >> Rockbox voices: http://tbrn.net/rockbox >> The phonetones project: http://AndreLouis.COM/phonetones >> >> >> Online contacts: >> >> Email and NET Messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> Aim: FreakyFwoof >> >> Telephone contacts: >> >> Home (phone United Kingdom): +44207-0788886 >> Home (fax United Kingdom): +44207- 2212126 >> Cellular (United Kingdom): +44-7875-546903 >> In the United States: +1-404-8065809 >> or >> +1-253-2421089 >> >> >> Did you miss a message? Well, don't. >> http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ >> has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. >> > > > > Did you miss a message? Well, don't. > http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ > has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. > > __________ Information from ESET NOD32 Antivirus, version of virus > signature database 3248 (20080707) __________ > > The message was checked by ESET NOD32 Antivirus. > > http://www.eset.com > > Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - http://www.avg.com Version: 8.0.138 / Virus Database: 270.4.6/1540 - Release Date: 7/8/2008 6:33 AM Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
