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[Amy Billman]

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.  Both were Faithful and 
loving wives,however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the wine coolers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the 
cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take
off her panties and use them. Her friend, however was wearing a rather 
expensive pair of panties and did not want to do that. She was lucky enough to 
squat
down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to 
wipe with that
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one 
of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent
wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, 
"These girl nights have got to stop!  I'm starting to suspect the worst..my wife
came home with no panties!!"
That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came to bed with a card stuck to 
her ass that said.
"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."


"When I was laying up dreaming, I felt like I could just stay there and dream 
forever. But that's the thing, it's a DREAM! And that's all it was gonna be if 
I kept my eyes closed and laid there. So, I opened my eyes, got up out of bed, 
came back to reality and went out and pursued my dreams." - Alex Butterfield
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[Amy Billman]

[ASE] 750,000 dollars in damages for cuckolded husband

750,000 dollars in damages for cuckolded husband
Mon Jan 7, 7:08 PM ET

WASHINGTON (AFP) - A Mississippi businessman must pay more than 750,000
dollars in damages to the man whose wife he wooed away, after the US Supreme
Court on Monday declined to hear an appeal in the case.


In 1997, Sandra Valentine began working for Jerry Fitch, a wealthy realtor
and successful businessman.

When she gave birth to a daughter two years later, it quickly became
apparent that her boss -- not her plumber husband -- was the baby's father.

The couple divorced a short time later, after legal proceedings in which she
acknowledged an adulterous relationship with Fitch, whom she tied the knot
with a short time later.

But armed with the admission of adultery, betrayed ex-husband Johnny
Valentine decided to sue Fitch, based on an antiquated Mississippi state law
permitting a cuckolded spouse to seek damages for "loss of society,
companionship, love and affection," as well as "the loss of sexual
relations."

About a half dozen US states have similar "alienation of affection" laws on
the book.

The Mississippi Supreme Court upheld a jury verdict awarding some 750,000
dollars to Valentine.

Fitch, who decried the verdict as unconstitutional, "antiquated" and based
on "medieval notions" about marriage and property, appealed to the
Mississippi Supreme Court which refused to overturn the verdict.

His appeal of last resort failed on Monday when the US Supreme Court
declined to take up the case.



"When I was laying up dreaming, I felt like I could just stay there and dream 
forever. But that's the thing, it's a DREAM! And that's all it was gonna be if 
I kept my eyes closed and laid there. So, I opened my eyes, got up out of bed, 
came back to reality and went out and pursued my dreams." - Alex Butterfield
Amy Billman
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