John: While I will not disagree with your assessment, I will say that getting a life is much harder than it sounds.
When I went to my local life support center and asked to purchase a life, the girl at the counter told me that the life support center was only prepared to support clients who already had a life. I suppose this is why it's called a life support center rather than a life market. The nice life support receptionist did tell me, however, that in order to obtain a life, I would have to go through a rigorous and painful process down at the Liberation Library, which happens to be in Hong Kong. There, you can lease, rent, or buy lives for much cheaper than in the American market, and when you have no money to speak of, this is important. The drawback, however, is that lives imported to the Americas from Asian stock come with no guarantees, warrantees, or support of any kind, which is why they are so cheap. Most of them were imported from the China mainland, or, in some cases, Zimbabwe. Hey, those people need something to do, too, ya know! Unfortunately, everything requires some sort of monetary trade-off; that's just how the economy works. Thus, I have yet to make it to Hong Kong, and therefore, I currently have no life. This is, as you've no doubt surmised by now, a redundant point, however valid it may be. But, as you are offering, surreptitiously, to aid me in my quest to obtain a life, feel free to enlighten me as to the support you will be providing in this endeavor. By the way, I really like the "redirect" feature of this and many other e-mail clients. It confuses people. On 3/28/2008, 8:41:20 PM EDT, John muttered: > Patrick, we need to seriously get you a life. I know it's a pipe > dream at this point, but this act of boredom alone proves, perhaps more so > than > anything else you've ever done before, that you're desperately in > need of one. -- -- Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA) KE4DYI Greensboro, NC website: http://www.pdaudio.net home: +1(336)698-4417 Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583 e-mail and .net messenger: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> aim: noaptiva This message originally sent in reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED] on Friday, March 28, 2008 at 8:42 PM EST. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
