A little boy was in his room playing with himself, when his father walked in.

"Son! If you masturbate too much, you're gonna go blind!"

"Dad," the boy said, "I'm over here."


"If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot other 
people in the eyes. If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and 
make your boobs look bigger."
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