The Talk2 List Another funny...

[Amy Billman]

A man takes his wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits is that of 
breeding bulls.  They come up to the first pen and there is a sign that says,
"This Bull mated 50 times last year."  The wife pokes her husband in the ribs 
and says, "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked a little further and see another pen with a sign that says, "This 
Bull mated 120 times last year."  The wife hits her husband and says, "That's
more than twice a week!  You could learn a lot from him."
They walk further and a third pen has a Bull with a sign saying, "This Bull 
mated 365 times last year."  The wife gets really excited and says, "That's
once a day.  You could REALLY learn something from this one."  The husband 
looks at her and says."Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."
After nine surgeries and six years of therapy, the husband is now able to talk. 
 It is hoped that someday he will walk again.


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imperfect person perfectly."
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The Talk2 List FWD: having a bad day?

[Amy Billman]

Things Got Ya Down?
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   Well Then, Consider These . . .
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In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on 
Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the 
supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred
around 11:00 a. m Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to 
investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am, all of the doctors and 
nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible
phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and 
other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits

Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Willie Johnson, the part-time Sunday 
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use
the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a Bad Day?
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The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in 
Alaska was $80,000.00.  At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were being released back into the wild mid cheers and applause 
from onlookers.

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate both of them .

Still think you are having a Bad Day

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A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, 
almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist 
towards
the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she 
whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

   Are Ya OK Now? - No?
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Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a 
slaughterhouse
in Bonn , Germany Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped 
through a broken fence, stampeding madly.

The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?!? STILL having a Bad Day

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Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It 
came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it.

Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good!

There now, Feeling Better
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"You learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an 
imperfect person perfectly."
Amy Billman
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