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Couldnt resist. A friend sent this to me. Subject: : Humor in Uniform In Jeff Foxworthy tradition, our US troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of humor. One of them sent this. "YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN IF..." 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one. 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat
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Whats the point of making a point? And others have used it. Its actually caught on in many places outside of tbrn in the rest of the world. The only word to have made it this way. Its quite scary actually. --- On Sat, 6/13/09, Patrick Perdue wrote: From: Patrick Perdue Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi To: "talk2" Date: Saturday, June 13, 2009, 2:15 AM Congrats, Venison, for being the only person to say that other than Farhan, probably in the entire 5.5 year history of talk2. I have archives, I'll have to cross-reference and see if I'm correct on this. Yes, I'm sure you're just making a point and everything, right? Venison88a wrote: > Wow, this is the most stoof i've seen on this mail list in a long time. And >hello new person. > > --- On *Sat, 6/13/09, Jonathan Sewell //* wrote: > > > From: Jonathan Sewell > Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi > To: "talk2" > Date: Saturday, June 13, 2009, 1:15 AM > > this is true. to be honest i really didn't know most of those other > words existed. So never used them. Wait your right, i remember > someone once saying good boof on things and stuff. > > K point taken. > - Original Message - From: "Derek Lane" > > To: "talk2" > > Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 20:08 > Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi > > > > not really. Blart and doob perhaps, but the rest haven't held up > so well and for possibly many good reasons. > > - Original Message - From: "Jonathan Sewell" > > > > To: "talk2" > > > Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 10:02 PM > > Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi > > > > > >> yeah but fwoof, boof, doob, blart, shmeeperdooper, ert, etc is > cool!. > >> - Original Message - From: "alexander" > > > >> To: "talk2" > > >> Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 16:37 > >> Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi > >> > >> > >>> there are a few of thees expressions that will never die. but > stuff like fwoof, boof, doob, blart, shmeeperdooper, ert, etc? make, >them, die! some work well as adjectives, but others make no > sense what so ever. Oh and must I forget lose? oh yeah, those were > the, uh, days? no I don't think so > >>> - Original Message - From: "Patrick Perdue" > > > >>> To: "talk2" > > >>> Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 5:10 PM > >>> Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi > >>> > >>> > Derek Roberts wrote: > > > Mmm, we have another bad booff'ff'ff'ff'ff'ff from , uh , > somewhere . > > Yes, one that uses old defunct TBRN expressions that said > network regrets and apologizes for, makes use of excessive blindy > synth expressions on a public forum in a non-interesting fashion, > and writes one-line messages. Yeah, I think you're correct on that. > You've definitely found those particular issues, and for that, I > heavily congratulate you with a can of mace. After all, what better > way is there? > > Note: Talk2 is not Twitter via e-mail, just in case some > people get the wrong idea. > > > Did you miss a message? Well, don't. > http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ > has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> Did you miss a message? Well, don't. > >>> http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ > >>> has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. > >> > >> > >> > >> Did you miss a message? Well, don't. > >> http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ > >> has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > Did you miss a message? Well, don't. > > http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ > > has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. > > > > Did you miss a message? Well, don't. > http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ > has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. > > -- Patrick Perdue (MCP, NCNA) KE4DYI Greensboro, NC website: http://www.pdaudio.net home: +1(336)698-4417 Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583 e-mail, Live and AOL messengers: Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
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Not only that, but yours, as far as I know, is the only blue doob in existence. At least, I'm told it's a blue doob. Maybe I'm wrong about that? Nost of them are white, but there is a little red one over there, which has just been serviced. The tag was coming off, ya see, and we just can't have that. A doob without a tag is like a dog without a bone, or a laptop without a keyboard... Wait, that's a reality in some cases... Um, how about a guitar without strings? An amp without a ssspeaker? A snare drum without heads? Anyway, it's just a bad idea. Onj wrote: Absolutely. Mine is called Liam if I remember correctly, and is on a bookshelf in the corner of my living room at this time. Patrick's mother makes them all unique, and mine is no exception. It's medium in the grand scheme of things now, but when it was born, it was the largest hem, doob in existance. It has since been superceeded of course, by what'shisface, but that is ok. From: Daniel R on Sunday, June 14, 2009 3:33 AM No, i was just reguarding the persen who sent out this e-mail. Well one of the last responses he sent. I wasn't talking about the subject matter. lol I do agree Alex, one of those would be cool to have. Andre, do you still have yours? The one that Patrick gave you in 2004? On 6/13/09, alexander wrote: I think a physical doob would be cool to have. Either a small one, or a big one liek pin head. - Original Message - From: "Patrick Perdue" To: "talk2" Sent: Saturday, June 13, 2009 1:09 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi The thing about doobs, however, is that there are physical manifestations of them, in multiple forms, actually. Therefore, they'll never quite die. Even Blart has a place in proper society now, thanks to a recent movie release, and a boy who saved the world. That's my defense on that. Jerks are quite generic, and they're everywhere. There are at least 24 of them, anyway. Derek Lane wrote: not really. Blart and doob perhaps, but the rest haven't held up so well and for possibly many good reasons. - Original Message - From: "Jonathan Sewell" To: "talk2" Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 10:02 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi yeah but fwoof, boof, doob, blart, shmeeperdooper, ert, etc is cool!. - Original Message - From: "alexander" To: "talk2" Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 16:37 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi there are a few of thees expressions that will never die. but stuff like fwoof, boof, doob, blart, shmeeperdooper, ert, etc? make, them, die! some work well as adjectives, but others make no sense what so ever. Oh and must I forget lose? oh yeah, those were the, uh, days? no I don't think so - Original Message - From: "Patrick Perdue" To: "talk2" Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 5:10 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi Derek Roberts wrote: Mmm, we have another bad booff'ff'ff'ff'ff'ff from , uh , somewhere . Yes, one that uses old defunct TBRN expressions that said network regrets and apologizes for, makes use of excessive blindy synth expressions on a public forum in a non-interesting fashion, and writes one-line messages. Yeah, I think you're correct on that. You've definitely found those particular issues, and for that, I heavily congratulate you with a can of mace. After all, what better way is there? Note: Talk2 is not Twitter via e-mail, just in case some people get the wrong idea. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. -- Patrick Perdue (MCP, NCNA) KE4DYI Greensboro, NC website: http://www.pdaudio.net home: +1(336)698-4417 Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583 e-mail, Live and AOL messengers: Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. -- Patrick Perdue (MCP, NCNA) KE4DYI Greensboro, NC website: http://www.pdaudio.net home: +1(336)698-4417 Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583 e-mail, Live and AOL messengers: Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
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Absolutely. Mine is called Liam if I remember correctly, and is on a bookshelf in the corner of my living room at this time. Patrick's mother makes them all unique, and mine is no exception. It's medium in the grand scheme of things now, but when it was born, it was the largest hem, doob in existance. It has since been superceeded of course, by what'shisface, but that is ok. From: Daniel R on Sunday, June 14, 2009 3:33 AM No, i was just reguarding the persen who sent out this e-mail. Well one of the last responses he sent. I wasn't talking about the subject matter. lol I do agree Alex, one of those would be cool to have. Andre, do you still have yours? The one that Patrick gave you in 2004? On 6/13/09, alexander wrote: I think a physical doob would be cool to have. Either a small one, or a big one liek pin head. - Original Message - From: "Patrick Perdue" To: "talk2" Sent: Saturday, June 13, 2009 1:09 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi The thing about doobs, however, is that there are physical manifestations of them, in multiple forms, actually. Therefore, they'll never quite die. Even Blart has a place in proper society now, thanks to a recent movie release, and a boy who saved the world. That's my defense on that. Jerks are quite generic, and they're everywhere. There are at least 24 of them, anyway. Derek Lane wrote: not really. Blart and doob perhaps, but the rest haven't held up so well and for possibly many good reasons. - Original Message - From: "Jonathan Sewell" To: "talk2" Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 10:02 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi yeah but fwoof, boof, doob, blart, shmeeperdooper, ert, etc is cool!. - Original Message - From: "alexander" To: "talk2" Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 16:37 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi there are a few of thees expressions that will never die. but stuff like fwoof, boof, doob, blart, shmeeperdooper, ert, etc? make, them, die! some work well as adjectives, but others make no sense what so ever. Oh and must I forget lose? oh yeah, those were the, uh, days? no I don't think so - Original Message - From: "Patrick Perdue" To: "talk2" Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 5:10 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi Derek Roberts wrote: Mmm, we have another bad booff'ff'ff'ff'ff'ff from , uh , somewhere . Yes, one that uses old defunct TBRN expressions that said network regrets and apologizes for, makes use of excessive blindy synth expressions on a public forum in a non-interesting fashion, and writes one-line messages. Yeah, I think you're correct on that. You've definitely found those particular issues, and for that, I heavily congratulate you with a can of mace. After all, what better way is there? Note: Talk2 is not Twitter via e-mail, just in case some people get the wrong idea. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. -- Patrick Perdue (MCP, NCNA) KE4DYI Greensboro, NC website: http://www.pdaudio.net home: +1(336)698-4417 Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583 e-mail, Live and AOL messengers: Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
