Re: The Talk2 List back
I would not use the spam filters on your ISP. I wouldn't even use ISP email at all. I wouldn't reformat so many times like you do and use norton ghosts, I wouldn't be from on a small island where they outlaw beastiality, because I bet you have some old 80 men that like to have sex with small mice but can't do that over there. On 3/31/2009 9:44 PM, shaun everiss wrote: Hi all. I am back online stupid spam filters on isp. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
Re[2]: The Talk2 List CHARACTERISTICS OF THE BLIND
on 5/15/2007 at 7:14 Mary Ann Topolewski said But was there somethin' you were planning to say in response? Heh. He did actually say it, since he doesn't no how to quote properly, he got everything. His messsage wich was a one liner, was at the bottom. This is a forth line. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
Re[2]: The Talk2 List News from Handy Tech North America
on 3/25/2007 at 20:31 Patrick Perdue said I wouldn't recommend doing that in the long run. in the long run? Yes in the long run to the max, in the mix today, hell yeah! everyday. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
Re: The Talk2 List News from Handy Tech North America
on 3/21/2007 at 16:05 Patrick Perdue said Come check out the Braille display that actually senses the location of your fingers and makes Braille reading for professionals and learning to read Braille for beginners more fun and efficient. I don't want fun and efficient. Its creepy that a braille display could do this. Its a person in the braille display, I know it is, this little person inside the braille display was tricked in to going in there with candy and other confectionaries, and got trapped. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
The Talk2 List Funny crap from craigs list
Hello talk2, Last night, then this morning I went to craigslist.org. This Website has personal adds, help wanted, and even an Dell inspiron 2500 laptop that someone is selling besides me. Below are funny as hell best of craigslist post, I hope you find these make you piss your pants like I almost did. To My Sexually Satisfied Neighbour. Date: 2006-10-30, 11:18AM PST Dear Sexually Satisfied Neighbour: I'd like to express my gratitude that your life has taken a turn for the better and you are once again getting some. You are in fact, getting a lot! After experiencing the not so gradual deterioration in your personal and domestic welfare, I'm grateful for the relief from the fallout of your depression following the split with your last boyfriend. It was extremely sad that the break up coincided with the last hot spell. In your depression it seemed you were unable to dispose of your garbage appropriately, and took to leaving the bags on your balcony where they proceeded to ripen very nicely. The only thing, or in this case, things, preventing the crows from ripping into the bags was the sight of your two dog-sized cats, perched and waiting for the opportunity to pounce. This brings me to another point of gratitude. Thank you for finally cleaning out your cats litter box!. Combined with the smell of ripe garbage, it was drifting into my window and in the heat of summer ... need I say more? I'm shocked your cats did not express their lack of appreciation and reward you with parcels in inappropriate places. Or did they? It was more than a little shocking to see a hot and dazzling beautiful woman transform and lose her sheen and joie de vie! Dont get me wrong, you look hot in Lululemon, but it should be freshly laundered Lulelemon. You can definitely do the no make up thing and look hotter than hot. But you do need to shower and wash your hair at the very least. I'm glad your depression is over and you are once again taking care of your self and have found some one who is also happy to take care of you. Evidently you and your new man are very compatible and he has no problem locating your g-spot for you are once again your beautiful glorious happy regular orgasmic self. Yeah for you! It appears the new man in your life goes by the name of Oh Baby and that he like to hear you scream his name at least three times a night. I hope you and Oh Baby are happy for a long time as I much prefer to see a clean balcony with a few plants on it. I really like being able to open my window without having to test the air to see which direction the wind is blowing. I also like the fact the the crows are no longer circling the area trying to land on your balcony without falling prey to your massive cats While I am glad you are once again being ecstatically fucked into blissdom, you may want to consider closing the windows to your bedroom. The vigorous thrusting and rutting is Olympic grade and the sessions are marathon. Really, I am truly glad for you. However, as I am not directly involved and it is a very regular occurrence, the titillation factor is rapidly diminishing. As our bedrooms are back to back, I have taken to sleeping on my couch in the living room so that there is more than a wall between the sound of your head board hitting the other side of said wall and my ears. Thank god I didn't cheap out and invested in a good couch Truly it is no hardship to sleep there, albeit alone. I'm looking forward to the next month of night shifts as it means I will be able to once again sleep in my own bed without the lusty sound effects intruding on my z's and making me painfully aware of my current monkish state. I might even volunteer for a second month of nights in the hope that you and Oh Baby will have gotten past this wildly exuberant intoxicating infatuation phase to something less hectic, more heart based and designed for long term love. Don't get me wrong, I want you to continue having wild passionate sex: just something more conducive to living beside neighbours who are not deaf. In the meantime, please continue to enjoy fucking Oh Baby's brains out It makes your skin glow and the spring in your step is delightful. It also provides some great visuals for my morning jerk off in the shower sessions. Profile Pet Peeves Date: 2006-10-09, 5:49AM EDT This applies to Myspace, Facebook, AIM profiles, and any other online medium where narcissistic young people like me represent themselves. If you have one or more of the following statements in your profile, I probably hate you. In no particular order: 1) People who say music is my life, but don't play an instrument or sing at all. Kind of lazy, no? Let me clue you in: your only relation to music is that you consume it. You are to TV
Re[2]: The Talk2 List Leykis Gets Murder Confession
If you listened to that recording, you here the nice xp question sound. I'd just figured i'd point that out. ON 11/10/2006 at 0:29 Cortney Glonka said Hey: That's some crazy, crazy stuff. I seriously think that was real, and I hope to God they catch her soon. I used to listen to Tom back when talk radio was my main source of intertainment. There was a station here...97.1 I can't remember the call letters? (is that what there called?) that was strictly a talk station. You might remember it, Mary Ann when you were here for vacations and what not. We live with some sick, sick individuals. - Original Message - From: Mary ann Topolewski To: talk2 Sent: Tuesday, November 07, 2006 12:30 AM Subject: The Talk2 List Leykis Gets Murder Confession Hi All. I don't know if any of you have heard this already because I'm sure it made some kind of news. But I didn't hear about it until Trevor told me about it tonight. So I thought I'd pass this along. This guy, some might find offensive for his beliefs. But for the purposes of this article and downloadable audio, don't focus on him, focus on the topic. At the end of the article, you'll find a link to download some very interesting content. So if you listen, what do you think, is she faking this? I would have pasted right out of the site, but my laptop doesn't seem to be wanting to select content on Web pages with the virtual cursor off so sorry 'bout that. Here ya go. Leykis Gets Murder Confession November 04, 2006 by Marc Rudov Sited from: http://mensnewsdaily.com/2006/11/04/leykis-gets-murder-confession/ Unless you haven't heard by now, a girl named Sue called into The Tom Leykis Show last night from Ahwatukee, Arizona, to confess and BRAG about murdering the father of her child. As I wrote in my article, Why Women Hate Tom Leykis, Sue began her bizarre tale by reminding all men that Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. It turns out that, after a one-night stand, she got preggers and had a bastard child at the age of 19. Why not - doesn't Hollywood teach that this is the cool thing to do? Sue, a nurse, and the baby's father both worked at the same hospital. The father refused to pay child support , so she had family court garnish his hospital wages. He didn't like that, so he quit his job. Sue approached him privately for under the table money. He refused to pay her that, too. What else could she do but take his 9mm pistol and shoot him in the heart (she bragged about knowing exactly where in the heart to shoot because of her nursing background). When the police arrived, Sue, while blubbering for effect, gave them the standard VAWA-speak: He was beating and threatening me. He was drunk. He shot himself. Of course, the police AUTOMATICALLY believed her. Why? She's a woman. (Read Will She Call 911 on You? ) That's right: No hearing; no trial. VAWA rules! Had the situation been reversed, and the police arrived to see a living man and dead woman, do you think the investigating officer would have believed a male's version of this story? Don't bust a gut laughing. Sue, the hubristic, moronic man-hater, decided to confess, on international radio, to killing a man. She didn't realize that, when calling an 800 number, her caller ID is revealed - even if unlisted. When Leykis, incredulous as we all were, reminded her about the consequences of her public confession, Sue waxed indifference, feeling untouchable, saying that the body had been cremated and that she was using her friend's phone. Tom Leykis, who was doing his show as a live listener event in Porkland, Oregon (his nickname for the city of fat women), immediately had his sidekicks contact the Phoenix media and the Ahwatukee police. Then, the throng of Leykis men began chanting, Fry that b-tch. Fry that b-tch. This is an adaptation of Tom's oft-repeated chant, Dump that b-tch, which he uses when admonishing men for hanging onto incompatible, abusive women. Shortly after the confession, one female caller expressed happiness that a man died over child support. Wow! Another was scared for her 14-year-old athlete son, who could become prey for cheerleaders. Said she: Women are mean. I know; I am one! Tell all your guys to be careful. Then, Tom announced on the air that he would pay $5K in cash to anyone who helps lead to Sue's capture and conviction. It was the most-amazing segment of radio I had ever heard. I urge you to be careful with women. Because they have most of the civil rights, thanks to VAWA, they can be dangerous. While pumping and dumping them may seem appealing and expeditious, it can backfire. Police will always presume men guilty and women innocent. Sue's story, once again, proves it. It also proves, as I wrote in Playing Abortion Chess, that women care more
Re[2]: The Talk2 List email message request.
HI, when I saw this I was like what the hell? NOt many things make me go what the hell, but that one did. Tj you have major major issues. Leaving bacon in there wake, rofl./ ON 8/15/2006 at 3:42 Cortney Glonka said Um, TJ? That was a total Farhan thing to say. Are you feeling okay today? - Original Message - From: TJ Olsen To: talk2 Sent: Monday, August 14, 2006 6:16 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List email message request. what exactly will be the consiquences if we don't? will small pigs go oink in our faces and leave bacon in their wake? tj - Original Message - From: Ihug To: talk2 Sent: Saturday, August 12, 2006 5:10 AM Subject: The Talk2 List email message request. thank you for taking the time to read this message. it has been my ut most disapointment, that my email address, was not removed form the talk too list. please unsubscribe the following address from this list.: [EMAIL PROTECTED] YOU WILL HAVE THIS ADDRESS REMOVED WITH IN THIS WEEK PLEASE! thank you for your attention. Shaun. Quality sound international. No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.405 / Virus Database: 268.10.9/416 - Release Date: 8/10/2006 -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.405 / Virus Database: 268.10.10/418 - Release Date: 8/14/2006
Re[2]: The Talk2 List Looking Myself Up On Google
I'm apparently a music person, wich i really am not. A movie star, and some army guy. ON 8/9/2006 at 23:03 Caitlin H said You've got pretty common first and last name, so I'm not too surprised. But still. Tha'ts funny. i once looked up one of my friends and found out that he was a criminal. Lol. And another of my friends got married; at the time I looked him up, he was ten years old. Lol. - Original Message - From: John Moore [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Wednesday, August 09, 2006 6:30 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Looking Myself Up On Google I found something about an attorney in Nashville, and several sites about some actor or something. How funny. On 8/9/06, John Moore [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Maybe I should try looking myself up on Google. That would be so funny. On 8/9/06, Caitlin H [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Okay, So if I look up my full name on Google, a lot of scary things come up. Aside from some articles about the Braille Challenge, which I didn't even know existed until today, some old messages I sent when I was about fourteen to the BrailleNote list, and some other Caitlin H's that are intent on winning dance and swimming competitions, look at this. This is most certainly not me. * My last name was edited out because there's a million people on this list and I don't feel like letting you all read those articles about me, because they actually make me sound normal, and I have to keep up my reputation of not being anything remotely resembling the aforementioned. Caitlin H, Backstage Reporter Caitlin is young, head-strong, and hot-tempered. She will not take no for an answer, and will not leave any stone unturned in her search for a scoop. She is trying to succeed in a world that few women have dared to enter, and will let nothing stand in her way. She has a habit of being flirtatious with wrestlers, especially ones that appeal to her bad boy interests. This made me die laughing. Caitlin H, who is not flirtatious as such -- John Moore -- John Moore -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.405 / Virus Database: 268.10.8/415 - Release Date: 8/9/2006
Re: The Talk2 List Steve's Talking Clock
Patrick, you now are officially labeled whale piss 3.2. good boof. Oh and your an ass, heh ON 7/22/2006 at 4:30 Patrick Perdue said Hello folks, Just a quick note to let you know that Steve's Talking Clock is now ready for download. It's very configurable, it's small, and it's free! Go check it out at http://www.steve-audio.net, or hit Andre Louis's mirror at http://andrelouis.com/clocks. Thanks, and enjoy. Steve Stephen Clower, that guy from the south. You can reach me by any of the following: E-Mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] AIM: AudioRabbit03 You can also check out my little home on the web by visiting http://www.steve-audio.net -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.394 / Virus Database: 268.10.3/395 - Release Date: 7/21/2006
Re[2]: The Talk2 List like Caitlin
caitlin, I just wanted you to know, that I liked your mouse, in your basement, before I ate it, after that I liked it for about five more seconds, then I rrealized I ate it, and then had cried for about 2.4 hours. ON 7/20/2006 at 22:07 Caitlin H said This...is...freaking..disturbing? You know, Kerry, if you like someone, you really shouldn't be talking about it on a public list. Sorry, but no. And no, I don't like you that way. Ordinarily I wouldn't write this on a public list, you know, but since you've gone and embarrassed me... I had to do something. This is all I'll say on the subject. - Original Message - From: Vanja Sudar To: talk2 Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 4:05 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List like Caitlin I'm sure the girl got much better taste to not even think about that posibilitty, I mean she is quite smart. Obviously I might be wrong, about her not particularly wanting to have anything to do with you, not her being smart, obviously, but oh well, at least I don't consider my self perfect and can admit when/if I'm wrong, unlike some people round here... Vanja http://www.sudar.co.uk MSN messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] AIM: vanja121 Skype: vanja121 - Original Message - From: kerry To: talk2 Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 6:35 AM Subject: The Talk2 List like Caitlin Now I can tell you all I kind of like Caitlin from Deraitlandand would not mind going out with her. But that is not going to happen. -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.394 / Virus Database: 268.10.3/394 - Release Date: 7/20/2006
Re[2]: The Talk2 List site back up
The funny thing is, she isn't a she? its a he. Line two, three four vacume cleaner five ON 7/19/2006 at 22:07 Rachel Keyte said wow, Chris; this was harsh! I can understand you guys being annoyed if someone is displaying obsessive behaviour but it's an internet radio station; not as if she is stalking anyone! Isn't the point of these stations to have listeners, callers and fans? I did like Derek's quote though; that when she calls into Patrick's show she goes ga ga (or something), but if she was seriously harassing him, I'm sure he'd react accordingly. Right now, I see no problem especially if she's contributing financially. OK there may be some history I certainly don't know about but is bullying the way to go here? Cheers! At 06:55 AM 20/07/2006, you wrote: Wow, I'm bored, and truthfully a bit annoyed. You seem to think that everyone's life revolves around TBRN. You know what you should do? I suggest that you start a tbrn-fans mailing list, the alternative name would be the woof woof puppydog idolization club. OH, and please make sure it's on yahoo groups as well. I can almost guarantee that if those working for TBRN needed their very own personal nut hugger to update the general public on the server status among other things, they most likely wouldn't even get you. Is Rhode Island such a small state that you've no other blindy friends to interact with? And is it because of your inability to interact with the rest of society, that portion being comprised of your sighted...dare I say counterparts the reason you choose to have a personal fixation with the host of an internet radio show? This, my friend, is far far away from being starstruck if I do say so myself. And if your problems with public school are motivated by your lack of social interaction with others, I'll be far from surprised. You set quite a bad example for blind teens anywhere. I recommend you take that title off your live journal at your earliest convenience or inconvenience, whichever you'd prefer. Before I turn everyone on this list against me, let me clear up that i do not under any circumstance feel that I either set, have become, or even want to be the standard for blind people in general, let alone those in my age group. Further more, I don't feel that I am at all better, nore am I one of the more fortunate people afflicted with a visual disability. You're wasting your time and the time of others i'm sure by posting this kind of pointlessness on talk2. MOre to the point, if you really want to stay in the good graces of your favorite TBRN radio personality, I speculate that some breathing room for him and yourself is in order. You live much too far away from him in terms of geography to be wanting to share the same oxygen. oK, now that I've talked enough crap on here, and let off a bit of steam, I'll officially go back to being a passivist until I get annoyed once again. - Original Message - From: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]kerry To: mailto:talk2@AndreLouis.COMtalk2 Sent: Wednesday, July 19, 2006 11:09 AM Subject: The Talk2 List site back up Hi, Yes http://www.tbrn.netwww.tbrn.net is back! Yes oh goodie!! Kerry Please visit my live journal at http://kerry123.livejournal.comhttp://kerry123.livejournal.com also if you are intrested in bying air time for ither the bad for you net work or Jamin 102.9 call (1206)7360728 and let me no. No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. Version: 7.1.394 / Virus Database: 268.10.2/393 - Release Date: 19/07/2006 -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. Version: 7.1.394 / Virus Database: 268.10.2/393 - Release Date: 19/07/2006 -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.394 / Virus Database: 268.10.2/393 - Release Date: 7/19/2006
Re: The Talk2 List back again
Hi, what's this mean? quote Please noet that my skype account is restricted to feemail only. unquote. Are you a gender racist. or are you really hornee and want skypesex on your show. Oh man, I can't call in. agg. what am I going to do. ON 7/7/2006 at 0:47 Ihug said hi foaks: For a very short time, due to popular demand, Random3 is back on tbrn's team talk server. Joine me LIV, as we make our way through a pretty cold, but dry Wednesday evening. Broadcast on Random3 is skedualled to start at 16:00 new zealand time, gmt+12 See you there, and remember, you can IM me, while on air, at: [EMAIL PROTECTED] for net messenger, and msn, or: skype0002607 for skype. Please noet that my skype account is restricted to feemail only. Thanks once again, to tbrn, and the 2000 listeners through the archived recordings and the random3 LIV streem. Kind reguards, Shaun. PS: MAKE THE MOAST OF IT! -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.394 / Virus Database: 268.9.9/382 - Release Date: 7/4/2006
Re[2]: The Talk2 List fx radio
Derek, you can't play aac pluss streams with your 5.04. well you can but. it won't sound good or won't be in stario or something like that. I think i just pulled a tj and spellt stario wrong, ah well. fuck it. ON 6/8/2006 at 8:20 Patrick Perdue said On 6/7/2006, 7:32:49 AM EDT, Onj wrote: Winamp 5.22 will not for me, play any icecast streams either and I thought it was just me. I just now put winamp 5.22 on another machine to see what's up, and nope, no icecast streams. Ah well, good thing I'm still using the now pretty old Winamp 5.1. They just keep getting worse with each successive upgrade, yes they do. It's really seriously making me look at Foobar 2000 pre-0.9 again. -- -- Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA) KE4DYI Greensboro, NC website: http://www.pdaudio.net home: +1(828)221-2971 Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583 e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] skype: Borris For anything related to the yamaha motif line of keyboards and modules, subscribe to the motif-help mailing list by sending a blank message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] This message originally sent in reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED] on Wednesday, June 07, 2006 at 6:42 PM EST. -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.394 / Virus Database: 268.8.3/358 - Release Date: 6/7/2006
Re[4]: The Talk2 List Fw: Congratulations.
Hey man its all about the spelling, if you were a big company you wouldn't spell perchis perchise and you no, that sounds right on eloq wich really, really scares meh. ON 6/7/2006 at 0:10 Hayden Smith said Dear valued customer, Unfortunately the lingerie line does not include socks. However, if you do perchase two pares of socks and a hat-pin, you may receive a cracked copy of Windows 9X. This may be exchanged for a copy of a program of your choise. Regards, Big Company inc. - Original Message - From: Maria L [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Wednesday, June 07, 2006 4:07 AM Subject: Re: Re[2]: The Talk2 List Fw: Congratulations. Does lingerie include socks? Because two pairs of socks would be very useful. BTW how do you actually spell that word, why do French people have to spell stuff so strangely, and can I exchange my cracked copy of Windows Vista for a cracked copy of Adobe Photoshop Deluxe ultra visual edition please? Thanks and I will reply if I want to so handle it! - Original Message - From: Hayden Smith [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Tuesday, June 06, 2006 3:13 AM Subject: Re: Re[2]: The Talk2 List Fw: Congratulations. Attention customers! With every two pares of lingerie perchased here at WallFart, you may receive a free copy of Windows Vista personally cracked by Patrick Perdue. For any further details, scream at your telephone whilst dialing 212-968-5673. Thank you and don't reply. - Original Message - From: Farhan Khan [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Tuesday, June 06, 2006 6:07 PM Subject: Re[2]: The Talk2 List Fw: Congratulations. I noticed the .de domain, but I really didn't want to say anything. Chocolate chip cookies aboudn here at the bed time studios. free nights and weekends included with proof of perchice of large underwares. ON 6/6/2006 at 3:06 Patrick Perdue said On 6/5/2006, 10:26:11 PM EST, Nick wrote: From: Australian Lottery Online [EMAIL PROTECTED] Oh how I love thee, you Australian/German hybrid. You are so amazingly forthright in your badness. Please move to Scotland at your earliest convenience. If not Scotland, then perhaps you could consider a nice, sea-side resort in Indiana? -- -- Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA) KE4DYI Greensboro, NC website: http://www.pdaudio.net home: +1(828)221-2971 Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583 e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] skype: Borris For anything related to the yamaha motif line of keyboards and modules, subscribe to the motif-help mailing list by sending a blank message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] This message originally sent in reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED] on Tuesday, June 06, 2006 at 1:21 AM EST. -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.394 / Virus Database: 268.8.2/356 - Release Date: 6/5/2006 -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.394 / Virus Database: 268.8.2/357 - Release Date: 6/6/2006
