Re: The Talk2 List I thought I'd sit right down and write myself a letter

2013-02-07 Thread Derek Lane
I'm also told that t is possible to drag the columns around, so that you can 
put things in the outlook order,  that is to say, from: subject:
I'm told this by someone who used NVDA to do this thing, but I've yet to get 
it to work.



- Original Message - 
From: Nick Giannak n...@hkcradio.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2013 8:08 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List I thought I'd sit right down and write myself a 
letter



Except for the fact that it's going to all of you too. Boo hoo. I'm 
playing with Thunderbird. Years ago I thought it was a turd. I used the 
Windows Mail hack, but it broke Windows 7's first service pack. I wanted 
to give email clients in general a face smack. But now the bird is good, 
and it works like I think it should. And all of you now know, so hey! I 
gotta blow.



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The Talk2 List Fw: Chocolate math Calculator.

2012-06-02 Thread Derek Lane

not sure why I kept this around, but I do know that it turns 3 today.
I'm also equally sure the majority of you all forgot about this little list.
Oh for the days of 2004... sort of.

- Original Message - 
From: Daniel R djdan...@gmail.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, May 22, 2009 1:43 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List Chocolate math Calculator.



Chocolate Age Calculator

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway,
but the Man from Mars will know!

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

This is pretty neat..

Work this out as you read.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like
to have chocolate

(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50, I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759.

If you haven't, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number, i. e., how many
times you want to have chocolate each week.

The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
WHILE IT LASTS.


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Re: The Talk2 List PDAudio realtime2011

2011-06-29 Thread Derek Lane

Not really.  It is actually fine the way it is/was.
However, there was a sertain isolation, which you'll hear later in the 
archive, which if existed, could have made a neet ring noise when people 
called.


- Original Message - 
From: shaun everiss sm.ever...@gmail.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Tuesday, June 28, 2011 7:32 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List PDAudio realtime2011



who knows.
I have however figured the link to and gotten the archive.
I have listened only to the first 2 hours last night but its really cool 
guys.

Keep up the good  breaky work.
On that note it would have been funny if if someone had either farted or 
played the farting sound with echo whenever a word like break, broke, etc 
was mentioned.

At 02:05 a.m. 28/06/2011, you wrote:

Amused!  very much so.  oh well, wonder how it managed to do that
- Original Message -
From: mailto:patr...@pdaudio.netPatrick Perdue
To: mailto:talk2@AndreLouis.COMtalk2
Sent: Sunday, June 26, 2011 4:45 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List PDAudio realtime2011

There's only a huge bloody problem with this promotion. It showed up a day 
late. Wah ha ha!


On Jun 25, 2011, at 4:12 PM, Derek Lane wrote:

As summers show up year after year, this list has this amazing trend of 
getting more and more boring.  oops, what a bad start to a little 
promotional  email huh.
Anyways, although this is sadly the case, it doesn't mean the lives of 
those, or events mentioned on this list are just as boring.  In fact, it 
could be argued that they happen to be a great deal more interesting. 
However, should this not be the case, or should you want to  be a part of 
something strange, PDAudio realtime2011 begins today at 8:03 pm eastern 
on TBRN.  There has  been no things and stuff or WDGLFM for a while due 
to various reasons, so  the results of opening mouths, mics, and phone 
lines should be something interesting.
After bad things, did AM Talk0 manage to return?  What is AM talk0? 
Who/what is the zoom dog?  Find out these things and more  in the process 
of listening.
Chances are, you know how to do this by now, but if not, go to 
http://www.tbrn.netwww.tbrn.net and follow the links.  If you have 
winamp, foobar, or something which offers the same functionality, have it 
open the following URL, and you'll be set.

http://listen.tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogghttp://listen.tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg






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Re: The Talk2 List PDAudio realtime2011

2011-06-28 Thread Derek Lane
Amused!  very much so.  oh well, wonder how it managed to do that
  - Original Message - 
  From: Patrick Perdue 
  To: talk2 
  Sent: Sunday, June 26, 2011 4:45 PM
  Subject: Re: The Talk2 List PDAudio realtime2011


  There's only a huge bloody problem with this promotion. It showed up a day 
late. Wah ha ha!


  On Jun 25, 2011, at 4:12 PM, Derek Lane wrote:


As summers show up year after year, this list has this amazing trend of 
getting more and more boring.  oops, what a bad start to a little promotional  
email huh.
Anyways, although this is sadly the case, it doesn't mean the lives of 
those, or events mentioned on this list are just as boring.  In fact, it could 
be argued that they happen to be a great deal more interesting.  However, 
should this not be the case, or should you want to  be a part of something 
strange, PDAudio realtime2011 begins today at 8:03 pm eastern on TBRN.  There 
has  been no things and stuff or WDGLFM for a while due to various reasons, so  
the results of opening mouths, mics, and phone lines should be something 
interesting.
After bad things, did AM Talk0 manage to return?  What is AM talk0?  
Who/what is the zoom dog?  Find out these things and more  in the process of 
listening.
Chances are, you know how to do this by now, but if not, go to www.tbrn.net 
and follow the links.  If you have winamp, foobar, or something which offers 
the same functionality, have it open the following URL, and you'll be set.
http://listen.tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg




The Talk2 List PDAudio realtime2011

2011-06-26 Thread Derek Lane
As summers show up year after year, this list has this amazing trend of getting 
more and more boring.  oops, what a bad start to a little promotional  email 
huh.
Anyways, although this is sadly the case, it doesn't mean the lives of those, 
or events mentioned on this list are just as boring.  In fact, it could be 
argued that they happen to be a great deal more interesting.  However, should 
this not be the case, or should you want to  be a part of something strange, 
PDAudio realtime2011 begins today at 8:03 pm eastern on TBRN.  There has  been 
no things and stuff or WDGLFM for a while due to various reasons, so  the 
results of opening mouths, mics, and phone lines should be something 
interesting.
After bad things, did AM Talk0 manage to return?  What is AM talk0?  Who/what 
is the zoom dog?  Find out these things and more  in the process of listening.
Chances are, you know how to do this by now, but if not, go to www.tbrn.net and 
follow the links.  If you have winamp, foobar, or something which offers the 
same functionality, have it open the following URL, and you'll be set.
http://listen.tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg
 

The Talk2 List Fw: Happy Easter....

2011-04-23 Thread Derek Lane
Did you hear what happened to the Easter Bunny?
 

A sensitive animal lover driving down the highway strikes a rabbit. The driver 
pulls over and discovers a basket of eggs and candy scattered all around. 
Several yards away lies the crumpled body of a large rabbit clad in a blue 
pastel waistcoat. The man weeps.
A woman sees the man sobbing on the side of the road and pulls over. What's 
wrong? she asks.
I've killed the Easter Bunny! he cries, pointing to the dead rabbit.
The woman runs back to her car and returns with a spray can that she sprays all 
over the lifeless rabbit.
The Easter Bunny suddenly springs back to life, waves its paw at the two of 
them and hops down the road. Ten feet away he turns and waves again, hops 
another 10 feet and waves and repeats until he hops out of sight. 
The man is astonished. What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter 
Bunny?
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
Hair Spray —
Restores life to dead hair,
adds permanent wave.
HAVE A HAPPY EASTER 

Re: The Talk2 List Seasonal Greeting

2010-12-26 Thread Derek Lane
Yeah, if I could have a redo and change things, fine, but that doesn't work, 
so onward to 20OLeven.


- Original Message - 
From: Patrick Perdue patr...@pdaudio.net

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, December 25, 2010 4:58 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Seasonal Greeting


So, basically, you want us to have a second shot at 2010, because the 
first go-round sucked? Nah, that's ok. Let's move forward.



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The Talk2 List Fw: hi

2010-06-14 Thread Derek Lane

and happy 1 year to this thing.
- Original Message - 
From: Patrick Perdue patr...@pdaudio.net

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Sunday, June 14, 2009 11:27 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi


Not only that, but yours, as far as I know, is the only blue doob in 
existence. At least, I'm told it's a blue doob. Maybe I'm wrong about 
that? Nost of them are white, but there is a little red one over there, 
which has just been serviced. The tag was coming off, ya see, and we just 
can't have that.
A doob without a tag is like a dog without a bone, or a laptop without a 
keyboard... Wait, that's a reality in some cases... Um, how about a guitar 
without strings? An amp without a ssspeaker? A snare drum without heads? 
Anyway, it's just a bad idea.


Onj wrote:
Absolutely.  Mine is called Liam if I remember correctly, and is on a 
bookshelf in the corner of my living room at this time.  Patrick's mother 
makes them all unique, and mine is no exception.  It's medium in the 
grand scheme of things now, but when it was born, it was the largest hem, 
doob in existance.  It has since been superceeded of course, by 
what'shisface, but that is ok.


From: Daniel R djdan...@gmail.com
on Sunday, June 14, 2009 3:33 AM


No, i was just reguarding the persen who sent out this e-mail. Well
one of the last responses he sent. I wasn't talking about the subject
matter. lol

I do agree Alex, one of those would be cool to have.
Andre, do you still have yours? The one that Patrick gave you in 2004?

On 6/13/09, alexander cordova5...@gmail.com wrote:
I think a physical doob would be cool to have.  Either a small one, or 
a big

one liek pin head.


- Original Message -
From: Patrick Perdue patr...@pdaudio.net
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, June 13, 2009 1:09 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi


The thing about doobs, however, is that there are physical 
manifestations
of them, in multiple forms, actually. Therefore, they'll never quite 
die.

Even Blart has a place in proper society now, thanks to a recent movie
release, and a boy who saved the world. That's my defense on that.
Jerks are quite generic, and they're everywhere.
There are at least 24 of them, anyway.

Derek Lane wrote:
not really.  Blart and doob perhaps, but the rest haven't held up so 
well


and for possibly many good reasons.
- Original Message - From: Jonathan Sewell
jonathansew...@shaw.ca
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 10:02 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi


yeah but fwoof, boof, doob, blart, shmeeperdooper, ert, etc is 
cool!.
- Original Message - From: alexander 
cordova5...@gmail.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 16:37
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi


there are a few of thees expressions that will never die.  but 
stuff
like fwoof, boof, doob, blart, shmeeperdooper, ert, etc?  make, 
them,

die! some work well as adjectives, but others make no sense what so
ever.  Oh and must I forget lose?  oh yeah, those were the, uh, 
days?

no I don't think so
- Original Message - From: Patrick Perdue
patr...@pdaudio.net
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 5:10 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi



Derek Roberts wrote:

Mmm, we have another bad booff'ff'ff'ff'ff'ff from , uh , 
somewhere

.


Yes, one that uses old defunct TBRN expressions that said network
regrets and apologizes for, makes use of excessive blindy synth
expressions on a public forum in a non-interesting fashion, and 
writes


one-line messages. Yeah, I think you're correct on that. You've
definitely found those particular issues, and for that, I heavily
congratulate you with a can of mace. After all, what better way is
there?

Note: Talk2 is not Twitter via e-mail, just in case some people 
get

the wrong idea.


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Re: The Talk2 List setting up facebook chat on miranda

2010-03-06 Thread Derek Lane
I used the actual rss plugin for that but haven't recently, as in about 1.3 
years.
- Original Message - 
From: Rachel D Keyte rache...@tpg.com.au

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, March 05, 2010 7:23 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List setting up facebook chat on miranda


Would we still need the plugin if we want to receive the RSS updates from 
facebook though?

thanks,
At 04:54 AM 6/03/2010, you wrote:
It was around before facebook went jabber.  now its no longer needed. 
Ironic considering it had just became relatively stable prior to the 
change.




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Re: The Talk2 List setting up facebook chat on miranda

2010-03-05 Thread Derek Lane
It was around before facebook went jabber.  now its no longer needed. 
Ironic considering it had just became relatively stable prior to the change.
- Original Message - 
From: shaun everiss shau...@xtra.co.nz

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, March 05, 2010 12:14 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List setting up facebook chat on miranda



then why bother with the fb chat plugin then.
At 10:45 p.m. 5/03/2010, you wrote:

If you have the Facebook Chat plug-in installed, disable it by opening the
options dialog, selecting plug-ins in the tree view, and unchecking
facebook.dll in the list of plug-ins.  Restart Miranda once you've done
this, and open the accounts dialog.  Click the add button, give the
account a name like FB Chat, Facebook, or whatever else you want to call
it, preferably a different name to the account created with the
facebook.dll plug-in.  Choose Jabber as the protocol.  Once the account
has added, select it in the listbox.  When asked to choose a network type,
i.e. secure or public XMPP, just leave it on the default setting.  Enter
your Facebook username (not! email address) and password, and enter
chat.facebook.com as the server address.  Hit OK, set the account to
online, and the account should work just fine.

--
James Scholes

Earlier, Rachel D Keyte wrote:
   Hi guys,
 I know a lot of you are keen miranda users, so have come for help.
I just got miranda today (Andre's version) and can not setup facebook
chat to work with it.  my actual facebook is showing online but not
jabba.  Someone told me that the jabba type needs to be set to xmpp
public server, so I set it to that, and enter in my user name and
chat.facebook.com in the edit combo box. but i find that once I OK
that, the type defaults back to facebook chat.
I've also tried leaving it at facebook chat while entering
chat.facebook.com but that doesn't work either.
what am I doing wrong people?
Thanks,
Cheers! :)



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The Talk2 List more new things on WDGLFM

2009-10-17 Thread Derek Lane
This Week, I will be on the air with all that you'd expect including ghost 
writer, in edition, we have a new autotoon the news segment, plus autotoon 
teamtalk? Yes in deed, hear Alex, djtt, and Lynn like never before.  Plus, a 
new jingle for tbrn.
Finally are IPhones dying phones?  Here a rather amusing piece as submitted by 
Andre from the BBC which answers that question, although they didn't use that 
specific intro, they should have.
You know how to listen, but if you don't visit http://www.tbrn.net, and while 
there, consider being a broadcaster.  Now's a great time to secure a slot as 
several are open.

The Talk2 List T-Pain inspired D Lane, and more on WDGLFM

2009-10-10 Thread Derek Lane
Content has piled high in the 2 weeks I've been offair.   A few additions have 
been made to this here fake studio of mine, and we have a bit of radio history 
to finish.  If you missed the fist half of the Joyboys show from September of 
72, no worries, because you'll at least be able to get the second half today.
Plus, me through pitch correction?  Find out how that happens, and hear some of 
your favorite tbrn entities sing.
All that and more at 2 eastern, you know where to go and what to do, so go for 
it.  In case you don't, visit www.tbrn.net, and you'll be good to go.

Re: The Talk2 List Tonight on The John Zone - Babies, the Chinese, Pooping Playlists, Football, and More

2009-09-22 Thread Derek Lane
In this case, only if played backwards perhaps as those were sertainly not 
friendly, or cute
- Original Message - 
From: shaun everiss shau...@xtra.co.nz

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Tuesday, September 22, 2009 4:10 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Tonight on The John Zone - Babies, the Chinese, 
Pooping Playlists, Football, and More



if I may go on the china thing, I think the i like chinese track from 
monti pithon will be appropriate.

thanks for letting us know about the onj.
At 05:58 p.m. 22/09/2009, you wrote:
First and foremost I must open this sort of trailer by offering my 
congratulations to Andre and Kirsten on the birth of their son, Jacob 
Peter Louis, born yesterday at 6:58 AM BST with a weight of 10.6 LBs.
For those who haven't, I encourage you to offer up your well wishes when 
you can.  With a baby boy that big, his parents will need all the well 
wishes they can get, I'd imagine.
Next, I feel the need to preface this promotion by letting everyone know 
that The Beyond Radio Network has not fallen down on itself.  Due to the 
actions of a few jerks from China who had nothing better to do over in 
the land of Hu, archives and autimation have been taken down throughout 
the course of the rest of September to prevent any additional costs on 
data and bandwidth and such.  Therefore in honor of their sudden, but 
malevolent, interest in the network, tonight's edition of The John Zone 
will pay tribute to them in the most sardonic way possible.  (The 
availability of show archives will resume on October 1.
In the meantime, consult each show broadcaster for any desired archive, as 
most of us plan to post September broadcasts on personal or alternate 
servers for the next week or two.)
A recent series of Twitterings from two of the station's most beloved and 
elderly Sacramentons posed the very interesting question of what tracks 
could comprise the ultimate music to poop by playlist.  I have my own 
selections of course, but tonight I encourage listeners young and old, 
black or white, regular or not so regular to tune in with suggestions of 
your own.
I know that few of the usual listeners are even remotely interested in 
the sports world.  However the Dallas Cowboys suffered a loss at the 
first regular season game held at the new billion dollar Cowboys Stadium 
this past Sunday evening at the hands of the New York Giants.  Never 
missing an opportunity to open myself up to on-air ridicule, this is 
another chance for those of you in Yankee territory to give this Texan a 
hard time, as the game was not decided until literally the last eight 
seconds of the fourth quarter.  If not for the supply of chicken wings 
and roasted peanuts, I would have cried.
Finally The John Zone celebrates several notable September 22 birthdays: 
including Emilie Autumn, 30; Mystikal, 39; Matt Sharp of Weezer, 40; Joan 
Jett and Andrea Bocelli, 51; Toni Basil, 66; and Jeremiah Wright, 69; as 
well as Bulgarian and Malian Independence Day.
Your requests, comments, and fizzy drinks are as always welcome.  So tune 
in tonight to http://listen.tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg.m3u beginning at 6PM 
EDT, 5PM CDT, 3PM PDT, 11PM BST, and Wednesday at midnight CEST, 8AM CST, 
10AM NZST, and noon CKT, and let's kick off the change of seasons the way 
such autumnal equinoxes were meant to be celebrated!



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The Talk2 List Fw: Guide to Playing Jazz

2009-09-09 Thread Derek Lane

- Original Message - 
From: L.A. Freeman 
To: Alan Heckle ; Amy Owen ; Anita Sutton ; Armand Sent: Wednesday, September 
02, 2009 3:00 PM
Subject: FW: Guide to Playing Jazz



 



Subject: Guide to Playing Jazz




Guide to Playing Jazz  

Notes about playing jazz; a fun guide to this inventive music. 
Yup, notes are the problem. How many to play, which ones, and at what time. 

 Guitars
Guitarists are known by their desire to play one or two extra notes on 
their instrument after the song has ended. This works well in the early part of 
the gig, but sooner or later the drummer notices what happens and will cover 
their final odd notes with a short flourish on the drums. Later still, the alto 
player joins in. In the hands of professionals this becomes an extended 
improvised coda which surprises everyone since it bears no relation to the song 
at all. Guitarists try to sit next to drummers but a long way from pianists. 
There is no known reason why. Perhaps it is because pianists can use all ten 
fingers at the same time. 

Ending songs
This is one of the most difficult bits in jazz to do properly. Some bands 
are on record as not knowing how to do it at all, and once the final melody has 
been played out, someone then strikes up with another solo. (True) This makes 
for fascinating and meaningful social interaction within the group. This is one 
reason why audiences prefer to watch jazz players rather than listen to them. 

 Starting solos
Knowing where the 1 is, tests the mettle of all soloists. For some of them, 
listening to the music itself is of little help, and they need someone to nod 
them in on time. Singers are particularly prone to starting problems and 
frequently offer themselves to band leaders who look after them in this regard. 
  
 Playing duff solos
If you play a duff solo it is because you have forgotten where you are in 
the song, or forgotten what key you are supposed to be playing at that moment, 
or because you are out of it anyway. After you have finished everyone goes 
quiet - although everyone knows where you went wrong and will talk about it 
behind your back. The thing to do is to ask the band loudly, “Did someone cross 
the beat at bar 23?” The band will look at the drummer, who will say “Sorry” 
and you are off the hook. 

 Drummers
Drummers usually take up the instrument as part of an anger management 
course. You can't play as many notes as a drummer plays and worry about what 
key you are in as well. There are too many jokes about drummers, too often told 
in public announcements for them to feel totally at ease at all times. A bit of 
tlc to drummers pays off. 

 Double bass
Double bass players have feelings of insecurity, and carry their 
instruments to gigs as self-abasement. They feel bad because they always play 
far fewer notes than anyone else but receive the same money. They are given 
occasional solos to play because the rest of the band want a lift in the van 
going home afterwards. The bassist will love it and will smile shyly if you 
tell him that his is the most important instrument in the band. This has the 
advantage of being true, unlike everything you say to everyone else about how 
good they sound. Sincerity needs to be practiced. 

 Classical musicians playing jazz
Jazz players all have feelings of self-doubt when they play with 
classically trained players. Jazz workshop groups sometimes attack classical 
newcomers immediately by advising “Just follow the 2-5-1 progressions, dropping 
down to a minor third in the bridge. ” They then destroy the classical player 
by taking their music away from them, and immediately starting in the count in. 
Professionals raise their game here by saying, “Let's do it in Gb” and then 
starting the count in, in double time. 
The way for classical musicians to get their own back is to suggest that 
the piano or guitar player plays the melody. These people can only read chords 
and not dots so they are cooked. 

 Pianists
Pianists are up against time. They know too much. They know about harmony 
and chord progressions. They have to make a decision between 786 different 
chords and voicings, plus substitute chords, they have ten fingers to use and 
the possibility of using any of seventy-four scales. They are also the only 
people who can see every note they are going to play, which somehow contrives 
to make the problem worse. A fast swing piece at 240 bpm with two chords in 
each bar means they have 0.5 of a second to decide whether to play the altered 
chord, or the diminished chord, or the straightforward dominant 7th or maybe 
even a flat sixth triad in the upper structure and how to voice it and which 
inversion to use. (Which fingers on which notes) In addition they have to do 
something interesting with the fingers of their right hand. This all may seem a 
bit technical but it indicates why there is so much turmoil going 

Re: The Talk2 List TBRN Presents heavy stuff FM

2009-07-11 Thread Derek Lane

Yes, and ts uploaded.
Enjoy.
- Original Message - 
From: shaun everiss shau...@xtra.co.nz

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, July 11, 2009 11:18 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List TBRN Presents heavy stuff FM



hmmph is this thing archived?
I have now missed this event.
At 05:59 a.m. 12/07/2009, you wrote:
In my slot, I will welcome you to heavy stuff FM, the result of Brandon H, 
Patrick, and myself, being in my studio.  So listen for ACB things, random 
stuff, and more.

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Re: The Talk2 List hi

2009-06-15 Thread Derek Lane

if nothing else, but the mics you may never have.
I've been sleeping too much lately.
Oh well.

- Original Message - 
From: Patrick Perdue patr...@pdaudio.net

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Monday, June 15, 2009 4:15 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi


The annoying thing showed up before TBRN did, and unfortunately spilled 
into it. What else needs to be said? IT's all about the suspenders and 
jumper cables.

Don't forget those aligator clips. You'll need them someday.

Venison88a wrote:
  Whats the point of making a point? And others have used it. Its 
actually caught on in many places outside of tbrn in the rest of the 
world. The only word to have made it this way. Its quite scary actually.


--- On *Sat, 6/13/09, Patrick Perdue /patr...@pdaudio.net/* wrote:


From: Patrick Perdue patr...@pdaudio.net
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Date: Saturday, June 13, 2009, 2:15 AM

Congrats, Venison, for being the only person to say that other than
Farhan, probably in the entire 5.5 year history of talk2. I have
archives, I'll have to cross-reference and see if I'm correct on 
this.

Yes, I'm sure you're just making a point and everything, right?

Venison88a wrote:
Wow, this is the most stoof i've seen on this mail list in a
long time. And hello new person.
 
  --- On *Sat, 6/13/09, Jonathan Sewell /jonathansew...@shaw.ca
/mc/compose?to=jonathansew...@shaw.ca/* wrote:
 
 
  From: Jonathan Sewell jonathansew...@shaw.ca
/mc/compose?to=jonathansew...@shaw.ca
  Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi
  To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
  Date: Saturday, June 13, 2009, 1:15 AM
 
  this is true. to be honest i really didn't know most of those
other
  words existed. So never used them. Wait your right, i remember
  someone once saying good boof on things and stuff.
 
  K point taken.
  - Original Message - From: Derek Lane
de...@pdaudio.net /mc/compose?to=de...@pdaudio.net
  /mc/compose?to=de...@pdaudio.net
/mc/compose?to=de...@pdaudio.net
  To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
  Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 20:08
  Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi
 
 
not really.  Blart and doob perhaps, but the rest haven't
held up
  so well and for possibly many good reasons.
- Original Message - From: Jonathan Sewell
  jonathansew...@shaw.ca
/mc/compose?to=jonathansew...@shaw.ca
/mc/compose?to=jonathansew...@shaw.ca
/mc/compose?to=jonathansew...@shaw.ca
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
  /mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 10:02 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi
   
   
yeah but fwoof, boof, doob, blart, shmeeperdooper, ert,
etc is
  cool!.
- Original Message - From: alexander
  cordova5...@gmail.com /mc/compose?to=cordova5...@gmail.com
/mc/compose?to=cordova5...@gmail.com
/mc/compose?to=cordova5...@gmail.com
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
  /mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 16:37
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi
   
   
there are a few of thees expressions that will never
die.  but
  stuff like fwoof, boof, doob, blart, shmeeperdooper, ert,
etc? make, them, die! some work well as adjectives, but others
make no
  sense what so ever.  Oh and must I forget lose?  oh yeah,
those were
  the, uh, days? no I don't think so
- Original Message - From: Patrick Perdue
  patr...@pdaudio.net /mc/compose?to=patr...@pdaudio.net
/mc/compose?to=patr...@pdaudio.net
/mc/compose?to=patr...@pdaudio.net
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
  /mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 5:10 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi
   
   
Derek Roberts wrote:
   
 Mmm, we have another bad booff'ff'ff'ff'ff'ff from , 
uh ,

  somewhere .
   
Yes, one that uses old defunct TBRN expressions that 
said
  network regrets and apologizes for, makes use of excessive 
blindy
  synth expressions on a public forum in a non-interesting 
fashion,

  and writes one-line messages. Yeah, I think you're correct

Re: The Talk2 List hi

2009-06-12 Thread Derek Lane
ah 2004, that intire summer was fun.  i PDAudio2009, which is almost 
finished, I promiss, relfects the summer, its going to be fun and odd, to 
put it lightly.


- Original Message - 
From: Patrick Perdue patr...@pdaudio.net

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 2:58 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi


What? You mean this thing will actually start doing stuff again? Well, 
see, it's all about the extremes. Summer 2004, for example; the best year 
ever for talk2. Last summer, there were maybe three messages all season. 
Let's see what this one does.


Derek Roberts wrote:


Lots of things are good, like TBRN, the weekend (which starts today, 
yay!) summer, and, ur . well lots of things. lol

 Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place.
Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are,
by definition, not smart enough to debug it. - Brian W. Kernighan

- Original Message -
*From:* S. Nicole Campbell mailto:nicolesep...@gmail.com
*To:* talk2 mailto:talk2@AndreLouis.COM
*Sent:* Friday, June 12, 2009 2:52 PM
*Subject:* RE: The Talk2 List hi

Hilo new subscriber thing.
what's good?
 *From:* mai...@andrelouis.com mailto:mai...@andrelouis.com
[mailto:mai...@andrelouis.com] *On Behalf Of *Derek Roberts
*Sent:* Friday, June 12, 2009 2:51 PM
*To:* talk2
*Subject:* The Talk2 List hi

Hi all. I'm some new subscriber person. 'sup? lol.
 Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place.
Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are,
by definition, not smart enough to debug it. - Brian W. Kernighan




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Re: The Talk2 List hi

2009-06-12 Thread Derek Lane
Kelly not only wants to keep building pzm's, but wizos as well.  This could 
either be good, or bad.  I see many things being thrown great distences, but 
oh well.


- Original Message - 
From: Patrick Perdue patr...@pdaudio.net

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 3:10 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi


Ask a bad person what is good, and you shall know what is bad. Me, for 
example. I can tell you that not having a job is good, but since I'm bad, 
it's not. The list goes on, however, I don't. It would be pointless, 
stupid and generally irrelevant to continue this tangent, which hasn't 
stopped any of us from doing so in the past, and probably won't in future, 
either.



matthew cooper wrote:


Lots of things are good over here too, like the absence of school, summer 
as you said, up comming fixtures in the sports callinder and other things 
of that nature. I could tell you what's bad, but seeing as you asked the 
general populous of the list what's good, i shall not do such a thing. 
INstaid, i will simply press the ault key and the S key at the same time, 
and, beleave it or not, it'll send the message. What do ya know.


 - Original Message -
*From:* Derek Roberts mailto:bigd.vi@gmail.com
*To:* talk2 mailto:talk2@AndreLouis.COM
*Sent:* Friday, June 12, 2009 7:53 PM
*Subject:* Re: The Talk2 List hi

Lots of things are good, like TBRN, the weekend (which starts today,
yay!) summer, and, ur . well lots of things. lol
 Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place.
Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are,
by definition, not smart enough to debug it. - Brian W. Kernighan

- Original Message -
*From:* S. Nicole Campbell mailto:nicolesep...@gmail.com
*To:* talk2 mailto:talk2@AndreLouis.COM
*Sent:* Friday, June 12, 2009 2:52 PM
*Subject:* RE: The Talk2 List hi

Hilo new subscriber thing.
what's good?
 *From:* mai...@andrelouis.com mailto:mai...@andrelouis.com
[mailto:mai...@andrelouis.com] *On Behalf Of *Derek Roberts
*Sent:* Friday, June 12, 2009 2:51 PM
*To:* talk2
*Subject:* The Talk2 List hi

Hi all. I'm some new subscriber person. 'sup? lol.
 Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first 
place.
Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you 
are,
by definition, not smart enough to debug it. - Brian W. 
Kernighan




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The Talk2 List PDAudio realtime2009

2009-06-04 Thread Derek Lane
A bit early perhaps, but its that time of year again where I go to Patrick's 
place, and strange things happen.  If memorial day weekend was boring for you, 
being a part of the randomness that is PDAudio will at least be some sort of 
compensation 
where for you?
http://listen.tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg.m3u
When?  Today  at 7:09 pm eastern
How long?  Could be 3 minutes, could be 30 hours...  Well, maybe not 30 hours, 
but as long as its worth going.
Due to this being the 10th stream Patrick and I have done, during the show, and 
in the archive as well, you'll be treated to brief flashbacks of TBRN and 
PDAudio's past.


The Talk2 List possible cartime2009 at 3 eastern

2009-06-04 Thread Derek Lane
If all goes as planned, expect cartime 2009 to exist at 3ish eastern.  Unlike 
tradition, mom is driving to take me back to the central meeting point, so the 
possibility of getting lost exists, but as far as you, the listeners, are 
concerned, you will be able to both call and write in during the Journey from 
Greensboro to Statesville.
To listen, point your media player of choice to 
http://listen.tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg, and enjoy.

Re: The Talk2 List blart radio archives

2009-05-19 Thread Derek Lane
Speaking of fixing things, I should upload my shows, apparently I haven't 
uploaded anything in over 2 months.
- Original Message - 
From: shaun everiss shau...@xtra.co.nz

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Tuesday, May 19, 2009 4:40 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List blart radio archives



Hi.
ok guys now it appears I don't get the error I got earlier like yesterday 
but every file returns a internal server 500 error.

the folder appears fine though.
please fix?



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The Talk2 List todays WDGLFM

2009-05-02 Thread Derek Lane
Its may, and that means school's out for summer, so naturally the obvious 
traditional block of songs come to mind 
Yes, we will hear bits of another  concert recorded at GWU, this time there 
Symphonic band.
Autotoon the news... yes, it's been done, not by me, but you'll still hear 
the results.
We have a certain Laugh to set to a beet as well as getting Bryan all synched 
up to one as well.
and many more things.
You know what to do, when and how, so go for it.

Re: The Talk2 List Are you as boring as Greensboro?

2009-05-01 Thread Derek Lane
Not to copy and paste,but maybe I should 1 day, because I bet my outside is 
more boring than yours.  neh neh, neh neh neh!


- Original Message - 
From: Amanda J. Rush ama...@customerservant.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, May 01, 2009 10:33 AM
Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Are you as boring as Greensboro?



We're not as boring as Greensborough, we're worse!


-Original Message-
From: mai...@andrelouis.com [mailto:mai...@andrelouis.com] On Behalf Of
Patrick Perdue
Sent: Friday, May 01, 2009 10:01 AM
To: talk2
Subject: The Talk2 List Are you as boring as Greensboro?

From now until it rains, or I get bored with it, or lots of people tell me
to stop, I'm streaming from outside the house using a pair of mics to show
you all how boring it is around here. Find out for yourself if you are as
boring as the city of Greensboro by tuning into
http://listen.tbrn.net:/outside.ogg.m3u

or not.

Hey, I haven't done this in two years, and not much has  changed since
then... Not really, anyway.

--
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KE4DYI
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Re: The Talk2 List Are you as boring as Greensboro?

2009-05-01 Thread Derek Lane

Actually, he did already, during the broadcastathon last summer
- Original Message - 
From: shaun everiss shau...@xtra.co.nz

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, May 01, 2009 5:53 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Are you as boring as Greensboro?


hmmm patrick would be cool if you actually did a show from outside or even 
did a show with various backgrounds.
ie war zone construction site, rock concert, and other such things, space 
ship?

You have the sfx and you know you want to or not.
At 02:00 a.m. 2/05/2009, you wrote:
From now until it rains, or I get bored with it, or lots of people tell me 
to stop, I'm streaming from outside the house using a pair of mics to show 
you all how boring it is around here. Find out for yourself if you are as 
boring as the city of Greensboro by tuning into 
http://listen.tbrn.net:/outside.ogg.m3u


or not.

Hey, I haven't done this in two years, and not much has  changed since 
then... Not really, anyway.


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Re: The Talk2 List Want to go on a hunting cruise?

2009-04-27 Thread Derek Lane
Sounds fun.
Granted, people should  be scared if I were in control of some of that stuff, 
but still... fun!
  - Original Message - 
  From: Venison88a 
  To: talk2 
  Sent: Monday, April 27, 2009 1:47 PM
  Subject: The Talk2 List Want to go on a hunting cruise?


It appears that this would be much more exciting than the Love 
Boat  

Subject: For your next cruise.



I found a Somali cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in the Sudan 
) and
docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania ). The cost is a bit high @ $800 per 
person per day, double occupancy but I didn't find it that offensive. 

What I found enticing is that the cruise company is encouraging people 
to
bring their 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don't 
have
weapons you can rent them right there on the boat. They claim to have a
master gunsmith on board and will have reloading parties every 
afternoon.

The cruise lasts from 4-8 days and nights and costs a maximum of $3200 
per
person double occupancy (4 days). All the boat does is sail up and down 
the
coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. Here are some of 
the
costs and claims associated with the package.

M-16 full auto rental $25.00/day ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 armor 
piercing
ammo at 15.95 

Ak-47 rifle @ No charge. ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo 
at
14.95 

Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper rifle rental $55.00/day ammo at 25 rounds 
of
.50 cal. armor piercing at 9.95 

Crew members can double as spotters for 30.00 per hour (spotting scope
included). 

They even offer RPG's at 75 bucks and 200 dollars for 3 standard loads 

Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and 
coffee
and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am. 

Meals are not included but seem reasonable. 

Most cruises offer a mini-bar... these gung ho entrepreneurs 
offer... ..
get this. 

MOUNTED MINIGUN AVAILABLE @ 450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire 


They advertise group rates and corporate discounts... ...and even claim 
FUN
FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY

They even offer a partial money back if not satisfied... .here's a part 
of their ad.


We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts 
by
pirates or we will refund back half your money including gun rental 
charges
and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included)

How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 
knots
within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia . If an attempted Hijacking 
does not
occur we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will 
repeat
this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the
ntire length of Somalia . 

At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at 
intervals
and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention. Cabin 
space is
limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before May 29 and get
100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice.
   



The Talk2 List on todays WDGLFM

2009-04-25 Thread Derek Lane
Spring has sprung, so hear the ambient sounds of thestudio surroundings in 
stereo as I do the normal things that I do.  I've been gone for two weeks so 
the strange stories I have for you guys...  Recordings as well, you may ask... 
Kind of, but not as much as I'd like.  I do like calls, and expect those 
though, as well as many laughs as a result of some rather old, but restored 
recordings I've found.  As a result of the return of Canadian Bryan, we're 
going to put a few clips of him to music.
Is there more?  Yes, will I mention it now?  Nope, I'm still getting things 
together, so no false promisses from yours truely.
You know when and how to listen, so do it!

Re: The Talk2 List tests

2009-04-12 Thread Derek Lane

These messages are making it live again.
As a random note, someone yelled woot woot! at the party I was at 
yesterday, and it wasn't me.


- Original Message - 
From: matthew cooper m.coo...@hampshiregoalball.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Sunday, April 12, 2009 5:20 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List tests



Yeah it kinda has been dead over here.
- Original Message - 
From: shaun everiss shau...@xtra.co.nz

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Sunday, April 12, 2009 10:18 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List tests



Hi just checking as I have not got messages from here in a bit



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Re: The Talk2 List Fw: Life of an ordinary loser is not for you

2009-04-03 Thread Derek Lane
if caitlin h went retarded, forgot english, learned russian, relearned 
english from a little china man in a little china van who barely knew 
english or russian in the first place, you'd have that.



- Original Message - 
From: Onj o...@andrelouis.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, April 03, 2009 6:17 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List Fw: Life of an ordinary loser is not for you



I have never seen quite such a long message, and with quite a lot of
coherency.  WEll, in part.
Tell me this isn't odd?
And no, I wouldn't usually send this to the list, we get far too much of
this crap on a daily basis, but this one's the exception.
Thoughts?


From: Derek Beatty polona...@futureconnect.org
on Friday, April 03, 2009 10:57 AM


i have never been an animal person. i swore i'd never have a dog. who
wants
to pick up poop? not me. but somehow in my baby hungry weakness i was
convinced to relent by the other two mccalebs who said they desperately
needed a puppy. fine. whatever, just take care of her and pick up the
poop.
but the commonality between each experience was- it was out of my hands.
i
occasionally fell in love with someone who couldn't be had. i
occasionally
had to run from someone who wouldn't let me go.
i know some people don't love the whole valentine's thing. but it is so
fun
to me! i don't care if the greeting card company made it up- any day
where i
get to be pretty, treated with sweetness, have a declicious dinner and
some
romance is right on in my book.

even more obsessed with flickr than usual of late
(but honestly, i don't snack alot. when you eat so much protein you don't
get
hungry as often through the day)

did anyone else sustain life with saltines from the ages of 13-17?
i bet that block is not nearly as big as i remember it being, but i
remember
it being quite a trip.

I'll show you what i've been working on soon- they're presents and i have
to
give them away first. have a nice monday! vas
grant and i listened and danced to his music on valentine's day.

messes are piling up around me making it hard to relax and get well. i
can't
cuddle grant or cate- they need to stay well- so they are steering clear
of
me. i am bored and tired and achy.
cate and i went through some of the free options around the web for
valentine's to download and print.

when cate is too scared to go downstairs, penny will go with her and
everything is all right. she lets cate dress her up for weddings or try
to
ride her or pull her by the tail almost daily. and even knowing the
torture
she will soon endure, she gets so excited when cate gets home from
school.
we lived on a corner in a typical o.c. tract neighborhood.

hey my little family,
i am determined!

cate: did you love disney games on the computer when you were five?
but the main thing i love about this picture is tree cover you can see in
the
upper right corner. that's how it was all around the block. even on
really
hot days you could find a great place to play in some serious shade.
everyone
had a huge tree or trees somewhere on their property, and bushes, and
ivy,
and a great variety of things. the only reason we had those young trees
on
the corner was because my mom sold our big palm tree to some palm springs
landscapers, ha!

my problem, dear anne, is that it is 2009. kids don't like to get all
fussied
up anymore, and i don't think they would go to the trouble of making up
stories about lost broaches to be able to go to a silly church picnic. in
my
mind the little girls are wearing spring dresses and holding parasols
with
their gloved hands while the boys are eating biscuits and drinking
homemade
rootbeer with their hats and suspenders on. but i live in a dreamland
where i
want everything stylized. i know you understand me, anne.
do you have to be obsessed with yarn and needles and hooks like i am to
think
that is the most inviting little space you've ever seen?

my room is clean and i'm knitting.
Buoy

it made me happy.
and then i found myself a mother. funny, i thought i'd teach awhile
longer
and have grant all to myself and save some money.

i spent a few hours organizing my yarn and needles into that armoire.
she is my best babysitter for cate. she takes turns with me putting cate
to
bed and being her pillow.

i will i will i will. please hold me accountable if you don't see the
results
posted next week. the inspiration pieces:
grant and i talked last fall about wanting to take control and own a home
and
make some of our dreams a reality. so we planned to move back to
california
for some opportunities there.








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Re: The Talk2 List Warner Brothers Inc. acquires The Pirate Bay

2009-04-01 Thread Derek Lane
I'm thinking so, given those companies would try to tare each other apart given 
what they do.
  - Original Message - 
  From: Venison88a 
  To: talk2 
  Sent: Wednesday, April 01, 2009 1:44 AM
  Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Warner Brothers Inc. acquires The Pirate Bay


What the hell?? Is this some kind of april fools joke? This just doesnt 
sound right at all.


--- On Tue, 3/31/09, Vanja Sudar va...@sudar.co.uk wrote:


  From: Vanja Sudar va...@sudar.co.uk
  Subject: The Talk2 List Warner Brothers Inc. acquires The Pirate Bay
  To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
  Date: Tuesday, March 31, 2009, 7:26 PM


  acquire The Pirate Bay, the consumer media company for

  people to share original copies through a Web experience, for $13.37 
billion in a stock-for-stock transaction. Following

  the acquisition, The Pirate Bay will operate independently to 
preserve its successful brand and passionate community.

  The acquisition combines one of the largest and fastest growing 
online entertainment communities with Warner Bros’s

  expertise in organizing information and creating new models for 
advertising on the Internet. The combined companies

  will focus on providing a better, more comprehensive experience for 
users interested in downloading, watching and

  sharing content, and will offer new opportunities for professional 
content owners to distribute their work to reach a

  vast new audience.

  “The The Pirate Bay team has built an exciting and powerful media 
platform that complements Warner Bros’s mission

  to organize the world’s information and make it universally 
accessible and useful,” said Jim Kjeyzer, Chief Executive

  Officer of Warner Bros. “Our companies share similar values; we both 
always put our users first and are committed to

  innovating to improve their experience. Together, we are natural 
partners to offer a compelling media entertainment

  service to users, content owners and advertisers.”

  “Our community has played a vital role in changing the way that 
people consume media, creating a new hip culture.

  By joining forces with Warner Bros, we can benefit from its global 
reach and technology leadership to deliver a more

  comprehensive entertainment experience for our users and to create 
new opportunities for our partners,” said Anakata,

  CEO and Co-Founder of The Pirate Bay. “I’m confident that with this 
partnership we’ll have the flexibility and resources

  needed to pursue our goal of building the next-generation platform 
for serving media worldwide.”

  When the acquisition is complete, The Pirate Bay will retain its 
distinct brand identity, strengthening and complementing

  Warner Bros’s own fast-growing video business. The Pirate Bay will 
continue to be based in Stockholm, Sweden,

  and all The Pirate Bay employees will remain with the company. With 
Warner Bros’s technology, advertiser relationships

  and global reach, The Pirate Bay will continue to build on its 
success as one of the world’s most popular services

  for online entertainment.

  The number of Warner Bros shares to be issued in the transaction will 
be determined based on the 30-day average closing

  price two trading days prior to the completion of the acquisition. 
Both companies have approved the transaction,

  which is subject to customary closing conditions and is expected to 
close in the third quarter of 2009.

  The company will host a conference and webcast at 1:30 p.m. Pacific 
Time (4:30 p.m. Eastern Time) tomorrow to

  discuss the acquisition. To access the conference, please email 
scott.r...@warnerbros.com A replay of the will be

  available until midnight Thursday, April 16 at various interwebs 
internationally. Confirmation code for the replay is

  1337101.

  About Warner Bros Inc.

  Warner Bros’s innovative movie film technologies connect millions of 
people around the world with information every

  day. Founded in 1918 by small time crooks Harry and Albert, Warner 
Bros today is a top web property in all major

  global markets. Warner Bros’s targeted film movie program provides 
businesses of all sizes with measurable results,

  while enhancing the overall web experience for users. Warner Bros is 
headquartered in Hollywood with offices throughout

  the Americas, Europes and Asias. For more information, visit 
www.WarnerBros.com.

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Re: The Talk2 List Serenity prayer for work

2009-03-30 Thread Derek Lane
Just the laugh I needed to make me laugh myself seupid.

- Original Message - 
  From: matthew cooper 
  To: talk2 
  Sent: Monday, March 30, 2009 5:12 PM
  Subject: The Talk2 List Serenity prayer for work


  Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to 
change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the evidence that I 
have been using company property for personal purposes, including circulating 
my resume, searching for more rewarding and satisfying work.

  And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they maybe 
connected to the butt that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

  Help me to always give 100% at work
  12% on Monday,
  23% on Tuesday,
  40% on Wednesday,
  20% on Thursday, 
  5% on Fridays.

  And help me to remember. When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems 
that people are working on my last Good Nerve, that it takes 42 muscles to 
frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

Re: The Talk2 List This list is dead, dave!

2009-03-21 Thread Derek Lane
But they'd be cute little darling potatoes if they did that, and, especially 
given they're not mine, that's just cute now isn't it?
- Original Message - 
From: matthew cooper m.coo...@hampshiregoalball.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, March 21, 2009 12:14 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List This list is dead, dave!


Which drive is this, and is stuff backed up, or safely recoverable? If 
not, well, you could have a problem. AA large problem. About as 
problematic as if your potatoes growing legs and runing through the house 
like rats. Rodent potatoes? Wow. What an odd and scarey thought.
- Original Message - 
From: Onj o...@andrelouis.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, March 21, 2009 4:05 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List This list is dead, dave!


I don't care if you lot have twitter, I don't.  I want to vent my anger at 
the fact that a drive less than a year old is showing signs of behaving 
like a recalcitrant granny when it could be doing so many better things, 
like serving me my 409 gigs of data.
Windows says, hard disk 4 D has a bad block.  I chkdsk /f the drive and 
it took about 15 and a half minutes and recovers files, and does all 
that, and I'm then notified it has 53 KB of bad sectors.  Now that's less 
than an iriver drive, but see, thing about that, is my Iriver drive has 
64 K of bad sectors, and is much, much older.  To add to this of course, 
an Iriver is a portable device, and who knows if the owner before me 
dropped it on it's head like a red-headed stepchild he didn't want?  So 
now I have to replace a 1 TB drive.  I am pissed about this.  OK?  Good.




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Re: The Talk2 List This list is dead, dave!

2009-03-21 Thread Derek Lane

Thank you for providing content for this list.
I want a 1 tb drive, just not a broken 1.
I heard its good to wait until the next size up is out before getting the 
thing you want.

I don't know if that's the case or if that's just some sort of paranoia.

- Original Message - 
From: Onj o...@andrelouis.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, March 21, 2009 12:05 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List This list is dead, dave!


I don't care if you lot have twitter, I don't.  I want to vent my anger at 
the fact that a drive less than a year old is showing signs of behaving 
like a recalcitrant granny when it could be doing so many better things, 
like serving me my 409 gigs of data.
Windows says, hard disk 4 D has a bad block.  I chkdsk /f the drive and it 
took about 15 and a half minutes and recovers files, and does all that, 
and I'm then notified it has 53 KB of bad sectors.  Now that's less than 
an iriver drive, but see, thing about that, is my Iriver drive has 64 K of 
bad sectors, and is much, much older.  To add to this of course, an Iriver 
is a portable device, and who knows if the owner before me dropped it on 
it's head like a red-headed stepchild he didn't want?  So now I have to 
replace a 1 TB drive.  I am pissed about this.  OK?  Good.




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Re: The Talk2 List This list is dead, dave!

2009-03-21 Thread Derek Lane

Good to see the fact that you're not deads.
Keep me posted at least on how things go for you.

- Original Message - 
From: S. Nicole Campbell nicolesep...@gmail.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, March 21, 2009 2:17 PM
Subject: RE: The Talk2 List This list is dead, dave!



Put it in the freezer!!



S. Nicole Campbell---
Show me, I will forget. Teach me, I may remember. Involve  me, I will
understand.

-Original Message-
From: mai...@andrelouis.com [mailto:mai...@andrelouis.com] On Behalf Of
matthew cooper
Sent: Saturday, March 21, 2009 12:26 PM
To: talk2
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List This list is dead, dave!

Well in that case, you could get a 1.5 Tb drive if that theory is true. I
want a 1 tb internal to replace my 320 TV drive.
- Original Message -
From: Derek Lane de...@pdaudio.net
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, March 21, 2009 4:22 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List This list is dead, dave!



Thank you for providing content for this list.
I want a 1 tb drive, just not a broken 1.
I heard its good to wait until the next size up is out before getting 
the thing you want.

I don't know if that's the case or if that's just some sort of paranoia.

- Original Message -
From: Onj o...@andrelouis.com
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, March 21, 2009 12:05 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List This list is dead, dave!


I don't care if you lot have twitter, I don't.  I want to vent my 
anger at the fact that a drive less than a year old is showing signs 
of behaving like a recalcitrant granny when it could be doing so many 
better things, like serving me my 409 gigs of data.
Windows says, hard disk 4 D has a bad block.  I chkdsk /f the drive 
and  it took about 15 and a half minutes and recovers files, and does 
all  that, and I'm then notified it has 53 KB of bad sectors.  Now 
that's less  than an iriver drive, but see, thing about that, is my 
Iriver drive has
64 K of bad sectors, and is much, much older.  To add to this of 
course,  an Iriver is a portable device, and who knows if the owner 
before me  dropped it on it's head like a red-headed stepchild he 
didn't want?  So  now I have to replace a 1 TB drive.  I am pissed about

this.  OK?  Good.




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Re: The Talk2 List I'm back!

2009-02-09 Thread Derek Lane

Yes, many welcomes from all of me(s) to all of you.
- Original Message - 
From: matthew cooper m.coo...@hampshiregoalball.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2009 1:54 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List I'm back!



Welcome back maria. Nice to see you again.
- Original Message - 
From: Maria raynb...@gmail.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2009 12:40 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List I'm back!


This is just a little extra blip in your mail processing to let everyone 
who probably doesn't care know that I've successfully resubscribed to 
this list. I'm bored and it's way too early to be useful.

Bye, Maria AkA Raynbo


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Re: The Talk2 List Fw: A Christmas Giggle

2009-01-05 Thread Derek Lane
To say that's amazingly funny, would be an understatement.

  - Original Message - 
  From: Venison88a 
  To: talk2 
  Sent: Monday, January 05, 2009 6:07 PM
  Subject: The Talk2 List Fw: A Christmas Giggle


This was too funny not to pass along.




This is an article submitted to a  1999 Louisville Sentinel 
contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas  dinners. It won first prize. 

As a joke, my brother Jay used to  hang a pair of panty hose 
over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all  he wanted was for Santa to 
fill them. 
What they say about Santa  checking the list twice must be true 
because every Christmas morning,  although Jay's kids' stockings overflowed, 
his poor pantyhose hung sadly  empty. 

One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on  
sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell  
those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore  downtown.  If 
you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go.  You'll only confuse yourself. 
 I was there an hour saying things like,  'What does this do?' 'You're kidding 
me!' 'Who would buy that?' Finally, I  made it to the inflatable doll section.  
I wanted to buy a  standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a 
passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour.

Finding what I wanted was difficult. 'Love Dolls' come in  many 
different models. The top of the line, according to the side of the  box, could 
do things I'd only seen in a book on animal husbandry. I settled for 'Lovable 
Louise.' She was at the bottom of the price scale. To call Louise a 'doll' took 
a huge leap of imagination.  
On Christmas Eve and with the help of an old bicycle pump, 
Louise  came to life.  My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during 
the wee morning hours. Long after Santa had come and gone, I filled  the 
dangling pantyhose with Louise's pliant legs and bottom. I also ate  some 
cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray.  I went 
home, and giggled for a couple of hours. 
The next morning my brother called to say that Santa had been 
to his house and left a  present that had made him VERY happy, but had left the 
dog confused. She would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some 
more.   

We all agreed that Louise should remain in her pantyhose so the 
rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the  traditional 
Christmas dinner.  My grandmother noticed Louise the  moment she walked in the 
door. 
'What the hell is that?' she asked. 
My brother quickly explained, 'It's a doll.' 
'Who would  play with something like that?' Granny snapped. I 
kept my mouth  shut. 
'Where are her clothes?' Granny continued. 
'Boy,  that turkey sure smells nice, Gran,' Jay said, to steer 
her into the dining room. 
But Granny was relentless. 'Why doesn't she have any  teeth?' 
Again, I could have answered, but why would I? It was  
Christmas and no one wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying,  'Hang 
on Granny, hang on!' 

My grandfather, a delightful old man  with poor eyesight, 
sidled up to me and said, 
'Hey, who's the naked gal  by the fireplace?' I told him she 
was Jay's friend. 
A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to 
Louise. Not just talking, but actually flirting. It was then that we realized 
this might be Grandpa's last Christmas at home. 

The dinner went well. We made  the usual small talk about who 
had died, who was dying, and who should be  killed, when suddenly Louise made a 
noise like my father in the bathroom  in the morning. Then she lurched from the 
mantel, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. 
The cat screamed.  I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran 
across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth-to-mouth 
resuscitation. My brother fell back over his chair and wet his  pants.  Granny 
threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and  sat in the car. 

It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and  remember. 

Later in my brother's garage, we conducted a thorough  
examination to decide the cause of Louise's collapse. We discovered that  
Louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh.   
Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape, we restored  her to 
perfect health. 

I can't wait until next  Christmas. 



   

 
 
 
   



  

Re: The Talk2 List Who's talking now?

2009-01-04 Thread Derek Lane
I've found a message that was sent on this day, some year(s) ago.  I'll 
forward that.
- Original Message - 
From: Patrick Perdue patr...@pdaudio.net

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Sunday, January 04, 2009 4:52 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List Who's talking now?


With the push of stuff like Twitter, Facebook, and that other winky-blinky 
thing that rhymes with Tango, this list hasn't had much to do over the 
past year.


If traffic on this list doesn't start becoming a lot more interesting, I'm 
going to have to take drastic measures.
Yep, that's right, I'm going to have to start forwarding server logs and 
caller ID info for each incoming call to this list, and you won't like it 
much.

Lots of phone numbers will become viewable by the public.
Your world will flip it's face off in at least four directions.
They'll turn your power off for being a bad person, and cut your phone 
line from the street. If you have cable, you won't anymore. If you have a 
satellite dish, make a wish before it hits the ground.


In otherwords, talk!

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The Talk2 List Fw: 101 Ways to Annoy People

2009-01-04 Thread Derek Lane


- Original Message - 
From: Maria L ray...@andrelouis.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, January 04, 2007 3:30 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List 101 Ways to Annoy People

I suppose the 102nd one would be to send along thingies like this. Oh well.
Maria

- Original Message -

 Why be difficult, when with a little effort, you can be impossible?

  101 ways to annoy people

 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write for sensual massage.
 3. Specify that your drive-through order is to go.
 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public
consisting entirely of Bp Bip Bip Beeep Bip...
 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and
then pointing it at the screen.
 7. Speak only in a robot voice.
 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce
that this is so no one will swipe your grub.
 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper,
98 copies.
 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
 12. Sniffle incessantly.
 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
 14. Name your dog Dog.
 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather
conditions to keep them tuned up.
 16. Reply to everything someone says with that's what YOU think.
 17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your
astronaut training.
 18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors
upstairs for violating your airspace.
 19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a
real hoot.
 20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with
Lysol.
 21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
 22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and cc: them
to your boss.
 23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
 24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people
play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
 25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the
neighbors you are a spider person.
 26. Finish all your sentences with the words in accordance with the
prophesy.
 27. Wear a special hip holster for yourremote control.
 28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing
awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
 29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your
ears.
 30. Disassemble your pen and accidentally flip the ink cartridge across
the room.
 31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal
Howard Cosell voice.
 32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
 33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and
insist to others that you like it that way.
 34. Drum on every available surface.
 35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
 36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
 37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright
warnings.
 38. Sew anti-theft detector stripsinto peoples backpacks.
 39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
 40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
 41. Set alarms for random times.
 42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
 43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
 44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
 45. Honk and wave to strangers.
 46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
 47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
 48. Tape pieces of Sweating to the Oldies over climactic parts of rental
movies.
 49. Wear your pants backwards.
 50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their
complimentary mints by the cash register.
 51. Begin all your sentences with ooh la la!
 52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
 53. only type in lowercase.
 54. dont use any punctuation either
 55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole
streets.
 56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
 57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
 58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
 59. Write X - BURIED TREASURE in random spots on all of someone's
roadmaps.
 60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/
O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
 61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: Do you hear that?
What? Never mind, its gone now.
 62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
 63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
 64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
 65. Demand that everyone address you as Conquistador.
 66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
 67. When Christmas caroling, sing Jingle Bells, Batman smells until
physically restrained.
 68. Wear a cape that says Magnificent One.
 69. As much as 

The Talk2 List Fw: 101 Ways to Annoy People

2009-01-04 Thread Derek Lane


- Original Message - 
From: Maria L ray...@andrelouis.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, January 04, 2007 3:30 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List 101 Ways to Annoy People

I suppose the 102nd one would be to send along thingies like this. Oh well.
Maria

- Original Message -

 Why be difficult, when with a little effort, you can be impossible?

  101 ways to annoy people

 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write for sensual massage.
 3. Specify that your drive-through order is to go.
 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public
consisting entirely of Bp Bip Bip Beeep Bip...
 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and
then pointing it at the screen.
 7. Speak only in a robot voice.
 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce
that this is so no one will swipe your grub.
 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper,
98 copies.
 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
 12. Sniffle incessantly.
 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
 14. Name your dog Dog.
 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather
conditions to keep them tuned up.
 16. Reply to everything someone says with that's what YOU think.
 17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your
astronaut training.
 18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors
upstairs for violating your airspace.
 19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a
real hoot.
 20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with
Lysol.
 21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
 22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and cc: them
to your boss.
 23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
 24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people
play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
 25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the
neighbors you are a spider person.
 26. Finish all your sentences with the words in accordance with the
prophesy.
 27. Wear a special hip holster for yourremote control.
 28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing
awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
 29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your
ears.
 30. Disassemble your pen and accidentally flip the ink cartridge across
the room.
 31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal
Howard Cosell voice.
 32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
 33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and
insist to others that you like it that way.
 34. Drum on every available surface.
 35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
 36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
 37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright
warnings.
 38. Sew anti-theft detector stripsinto peoples backpacks.
 39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
 40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
 41. Set alarms for random times.
 42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
 43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
 44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
 45. Honk and wave to strangers.
 46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
 47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
 48. Tape pieces of Sweating to the Oldies over climactic parts of rental
movies.
 49. Wear your pants backwards.
 50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their
complimentary mints by the cash register.
 51. Begin all your sentences with ooh la la!
 52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
 53. only type in lowercase.
 54. dont use any punctuation either
 55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole
streets.
 56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
 57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
 58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
 59. Write X - BURIED TREASURE in random spots on all of someone's
roadmaps.
 60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/
O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
 61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: Do you hear that?
What? Never mind, its gone now.
 62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
 63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
 64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
 65. Demand that everyone address you as Conquistador.
 66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
 67. When Christmas caroling, sing Jingle Bells, Batman smells until
physically restrained.
 68. Wear a cape that says Magnificent One.
 69. As much as 

Re: The Talk2 List Fw: 101 Ways to Annoy People

2009-01-04 Thread Derek Lane

Hi me.
Despite the fact that you didn't actively send this twice; it came through 
twice anyway.
Please tell some random object to stop it, and look at your hp fanfics as 
they just finished being synchronised and are all big and nice.
- Original Message - 
From: Derek Lane de...@pdaudio.net

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Sunday, January 04, 2009 3:50 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List Fw: 101 Ways to Annoy People




- Original Message - 
From: Maria L ray...@andrelouis.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, January 04, 2007 3:30 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List 101 Ways to Annoy People

I suppose the 102nd one would be to send along thingies like this. Oh 
well.

Maria

- Original Message -

 Why be difficult, when with a little effort, you can be impossible?

  101 ways to annoy people

 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write for sensual massage.
 3. Specify that your drive-through order is to go.
 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public
consisting entirely of Bp Bip Bip Beeep Bip...
 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and
then pointing it at the screen.
 7. Speak only in a robot voice.
 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce
that this is so no one will swipe your grub.
 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper,
98 copies.
 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
 12. Sniffle incessantly.
 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
 14. Name your dog Dog.
 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather
conditions to keep them tuned up.
 16. Reply to everything someone says with that's what YOU think.
 17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your
astronaut training.
 18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors
upstairs for violating your airspace.
 19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a
real hoot.
 20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch 
with

Lysol.
 21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
 22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and cc: them
to your boss.
 23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
 24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people
play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
 25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the
neighbors you are a spider person.
 26. Finish all your sentences with the words in accordance with the
prophesy.
 27. Wear a special hip holster for yourremote control.
 28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing
awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any 
moment.

 29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your
ears.
 30. Disassemble your pen and accidentally flip the ink cartridge across
the room.
 31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal
Howard Cosell voice.
 32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
 33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and
insist to others that you like it that way.
 34. Drum on every available surface.
 35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
 36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
 37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright
warnings.
 38. Sew anti-theft detector stripsinto peoples backpacks.
 39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
 40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
 41. Set alarms for random times.
 42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
 43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
 44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
 45. Honk and wave to strangers.
 46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
 47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
 48. Tape pieces of Sweating to the Oldies over climactic parts of 
rental

movies.
 49. Wear your pants backwards.
 50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their
complimentary mints by the cash register.
 51. Begin all your sentences with ooh la la!
 52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
 53. only type in lowercase.
 54. dont use any punctuation either
 55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole
streets.
 56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
 57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
 58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
 59. Write X - BURIED TREASURE in random spots on all of someone's
roadmaps.
 60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/
O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
 61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: Do you hear that?
What? Never mind, its

The Talk2 List Rob is doing a show

2008-12-31 Thread Derek Lane
Rob is doing a show, as a result of a newyears party he's having.
Don't know what will happen, or who'll be there, but I shall be listening 
accept for the part where I will put my jecklin disk and mics outside to record 
things around 12 midnight.  I'll probably go ahead and put things outside and 
record, and listen to said recording later.


The Talk2 List car time 2008

2008-12-27 Thread Derek Lane
Although we didn't stream anything last night, we're getting ready to stream 
car time 2008 in 8 minits as of the writing of this message.
We'll be taking messages and phone calls.
Listen on your favorite tbrn live stream and enjoy.

The Talk2 List Fw: Happy, Merry, seasonal, something

2008-12-25 Thread Derek Lane


- Original Message - 
From: Onj o...@andrelouis.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, December 25, 2004 7:37 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List Happy, Merry, seasonal, something

SEASONAL GREETING FOLLOWING EXAMINATION AND APPROVAL FROM OUR LAWYER:


From Andre P. Louis  (the wishor) to you (hereinafter called the

wishee),
   please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best 
wishes for

an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low
stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect
for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...and a
financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but
with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and
having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious
faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be
made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor
are acknowledged.
* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any
of the wishes.
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the
restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within
the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, which ever comes first.
* The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this
wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor
* Any references in this greeting to God, the Lord, Father Christmas,
or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive,
shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting,
and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images
are hereby acknowledged.

.in other words Merry Christmas!*

 For updated Music beds as of two days ago, backing tracks, stings, slings,
and all that, visit my free resource for music downloads at:
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The Talk2 List Fw: MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME...

2008-12-25 Thread Derek Lane


- Original Message - 
From: Onj o...@andrelouis.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Sunday, December 25, 2005 4:44 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME...

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME...
1. My Mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning.

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
You better pray that will come out of the carpet.

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
If you don't start behaving, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next
week!

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me.

6. My mother taught me IRONY.
Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
Shut your mouth and eat your supper.

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone. X_X

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it, killed it, then
ressurected it again to let the hurricane some fun.

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
I brought you into this world, and I can take you out. O.O

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
Stop acting like your father!

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have
wonderful parents like you do. =.=;;

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
Just you wait until we get home.

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
You are going to get it when you get home!

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.

18. My mother taught me ESP.
Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you’re cold?

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
You're just like your father.

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
When you get to be my age, you'll understand.

24. My mother taught me about SAFE SEX.
Chocolate has the same effect as sex on your brain. Eat it and you'll have
less of a chance at getting those STDs you oh-so desire.

25. My mother taught me about the responsibilty of having PETS.
Your brother just missed the toilet. Do me a favor and go clean it up.

26. My mother taught me to be afraid of people with SHARP OBJECTS
There. I'm done cutting your hair. And the back of your shirt. And sorry
for cutting out a chunk of your neck and eyebrow. You shouldn't have made me
mad earlier. .

27. My mother taught me KARMA.
...And I should trust you with a sharp object after your brother stole your
book and you threatened to kill him...why?

28. And my favorite: my mother taught me about REVENGE.
One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!


Sincerely yours




Andre P. Louis

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Network?  Visit one of the sites listed below:

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The Talk2 List Fw: WildBunch: Christmas show - The Louis Bin

2008-12-25 Thread Derek Lane


- Original Message - 
From: Onj o...@andrelouis.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, December 25, 2004 9:49 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List WildBunch: Christmas show - The Louis Bin



I figure that I'm such a regular that you'd all know about it by now, but
hey, some don't, some do, and others just don't care, so I'm going
to enlighten you because I can and I want too.
Of course Sammy the Christmas snake will get a mention for obvious 
reasons, as well.
Basically I'm writing to tell you of my Christmas broadcast today, that is 
to

say Saturday,and by the
time I finish, it's Sunday for me.
Anyway, the point being, that from 5 PM till 8 PM EST., 4 PM to 7 PM CST, 
10

PM to 1 AM GMT and others, so on, so forth, upwards, and sideways, that's
when my show is.
For a really freaky example of the kinds of things you can expect, put 
this

url into winamp and have a listen.
Examples of things you may find:
1.  Me getting bitch slapped by a lesbian secretary.
Note:  You'd have to tune in to find out exactly what and why one of those
is.
2.  The excuse me! factor.
Again, you'd have to listen and understand why that's as funny as it is.
3.  14 Listeners and a drill.
Not my doing, Blame the infamous Nick G for that.
4.  Nick G and the answer to the excuse me problem.
So not funny!
5.  Nick G making the worlds largest fool out of himself on an 
international
radio station, and screaming so loudly that his little inflatable self 
goes

off the range of the scale of human hearing.
6.  The URL for that stream which was most entertaining:
http://onj.AndreLouis.COM/stream.mp3
Most of you would've heard that by now, but if not, get it.  It was 
probably

one of my most funny shows.  Oh and for any of you that know jessy, the
bloke JesssyWell, er, yeah.  He pretty much got bitch slapped by 
approximately 5

people live.

To tune to the live stream tonight, point you're media player of choice,
though of course anyone with enough brains to use a computer should, by 
now,

know that winamp is the win, to these urls:

Broadband: http://WildBunchRadio.COM:8000
Dialup: http://WildBunchRadio.COM:8002
During the show, you can contact me these ways:
aim: WildBunchLive
msn: l...@wildbunchradio.com
Skype: Andre_Louis

watch me shout as loudly as Nick G over how shitty windows messenger is,
only not quite as high up, because every time I broadcast, it insists on
signing me out.

Catch me later people, I don't know who will call me, but it's usually
entertaining, and sometimes, like you know from the Xmas-Boss-Groov, some
of you anyway, I make really out of the way, off the wall stuff live on 
air,

get bossed around by little people like Chris K, and told that I'm not
allowed to use sound fonts, which constitute a massive chunk of my music,
and so I get mad and throw things!





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The Talk2 List If you want Christmas related stuff to listen too...

2008-12-23 Thread Derek Lane
Listen to tbrn all day tomorrow.  I'm starting at 9, and going indefinitely, 
when I'm done, Brandon will take over with more Christmaseyness as long as he 
can.  Then, going in to Christmas, I'll be back to run the triditional specials 
that I do at that point.
Also, hear the festival of lights, the annual Christmas concert, which was 
recorded by yours truely at GWU.
Ejoy, and Merry christmas

The Talk2 List Fw: Holiday Eating Tips

2008-12-15 Thread Derek Lane

- Original Message - 
From: Vanja Sudar 
To: talk2 
Sent: Thursday, December 16, 2004 5:50 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List Holiday Eating Tips


1. Avoid carrot sticks.
Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the 
Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, 
where
they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly.
Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than 
single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink 
up!
Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going 
to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have
one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it.
That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a 
volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano.
Repeat.

4. Check Out The Mashed Potatoes
As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole 
milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an 
automatic
transmission.

5. No Snacking
Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your 
eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's
food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

6. Don't Waste Time Exercising
Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can 
do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for
long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 
10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. Get What You Can
If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted 
Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them 
and
don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the centre of attention. 
They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're
never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies.
Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or, if you don't like 
mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you 
get
to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake?
Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at 
all cost. I mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip:
If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, 
you haven't been paying attention. Reread tips; start over, but hurry, January
is just around the corner.

Remember this motto to live by:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving 
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,
chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 
WOO HOO what a ride! Have an amazing day!

Vanja
MSN messenger: suda...@hotmail.com
AIM: vanja121
Skype: vanja121
http://www.sudar.co.uk

Re: The Talk2 List [Fwd: [BlindAttic] 500g b externil hard drive to sell or trade]

2008-12-14 Thread Derek Lane

Vell?
I vaunt a shlide vishsle, aund sometzing ehlse baut, I doont vemembeh vaut 
it vauz.

Oh well, shcrew eet, deep!

- Original Message - 
From: ryan Perdue ryanr...@comcast.net

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Sunday, December 14, 2008 2:34 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List [Fwd: [BlindAttic] 500g b externil hard drive to 
sell or trade]



I hope soon so can ve vip other vombats voo van't to stroy de vestern 
hemisphere
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To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Sunday, December 14, 2008 2:17 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List [Fwd: [BlindAttic] 500g b externil hard drive 
to sell or trade]




Now when are we going to get our Nuclear wessels?

Brandon H


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The Talk2 List my triditional thanksgiving show

2008-11-27 Thread Derek Lane
will air at 4 pm eastern (that's the top of the next hour relative to this 
message) with all the cool things I can come up with.  The traditional songs of 
course, and who knows what else.  I normally do these things in the morning, 
but we left for grandmas earlier than usual, so it would have been a rush job, 
and that's no fun.Plus all who have celebrated are probably stuffed at this 
point, so may as well finish the holiday properly...
Merry Christmas!

The Talk2 List The block Party

2008-11-20 Thread Derek Lane
GF mentioned that he planned to do the block party, and I just confirmed asked 
him, and by his confirmation, it looks like there will be a block party on TBRN 
rather soon, relative to the posting of this message.


Re: The Talk2 List facebook

2008-11-10 Thread Derek Lane

navagating with paragraphs or unvisited links work the best.
I've gotten the best result with NVDA an firefox.
Granted, I still have jaws6 and IE6, so that may explain things.  OH well, 
it works everywhere else.


- Original Message - 
From: ryan Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Monday, November 10, 2008 9:21 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List facebook



I just got on facebook and I'm trying to get used to the interface.
Feel free to write me pivately if you have any pointers as far as 
accessibility goes.

I like twitter better than the other social media things I've messed with.


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The Talk2 List no show today

2008-11-01 Thread Derek Lane
I hope you enjoyed the 7ish hours of the Halloween stuff I aired yesterday, 
because, yet again, I am unable to do the show this week.
I will be at a dinner held as the result of 5 people in my family who have 
birthdays around this time.
Next week should see things getting back to normal, and if I have to give 
something up to make it the case, I shall.
Seeing a rather large chunk of the schedule on break is something that I don't 
find cool, so the least I can do is a make up sometime during the week.


The Talk2 List halloween crap from me on tbrn

2008-10-31 Thread Derek Lane
Hi.
I'm sure venison and his internal company have plans for Halloween, and we know 
for sure that bec will be on at 9 eastern for her Halloween show.
However, airing my contributions tomorrow would be dumb for several obvious 
reasons, so at 11 eastern, check out my rather strange offerings.
This won't be like a regular show, although it will have enough me in it to 
keep it real.
However, think of it as me making up for lost time/tapes.
It won't be uploaded, so if you miss it...  oops.
The upshot of that is that if something is popular, it may be ran next year on 
a standard show.


The Talk2 List the most geeky but still tipical spam message I've seen thus far

2008-10-17 Thread Derek Lane
wow. I got the most random geeky spam message ever. its subject line was 
Update your dick.

Just thought you guys should know.


The Talk2 List random show

2008-09-30 Thread Derek Lane
At the top of the next hour, IE, 10 eastern, I'm doing a random broadcast.
Why?  because I feal like it.
Do I have anything planned?  Nope, but I usually don't, so it works it usually.
Hope to see you there.
you know what to do, http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg


Re: The Talk2 List random show

2008-09-30 Thread Derek Lane

yup.
there was.
I really should start updating my lj, the WDGLFM forum, or both.
If I'm not careful the actual station WDGLFM may rank higher in google, 
and we can't have a real thinggy dominating me like that.

Its already bad enough that there is a PDAudio as well.
Btw, said company makes high-end recording interfaces for pocket PC's
- Original Message - 
From: Daniel R [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Tuesday, September 30, 2008 9:12 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List random show



Hey Derek, was there a show this past Saturday? i am asking because I
went looking for the archive the next day and didn't see anything.
Thanks


Dan


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Re: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile

2008-09-25 Thread Derek Lane
True.
Oh well, firefox for me then.  I've been meaning to try it for a while anyway.

  - Original Message - 
  From: Tasha Raella Chemel 
  To: talk2 
  Sent: Thursday, September 25, 2008 12:23 AM
  Subject: Re: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile


  i guess that's a valid point, but come on. How hard would it have been for 
them to put in some heading navigation? Having to scroll through all that 
excess garbage really detracts from my enjoyment of the site.
- Original Message - 
From: Amy Billman 
To: talk2 
Sent: Thursday, September 25, 2008 12:17 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile


At the risk of starting a blindy uprising, I'd venture to guess that the 
reason why nothing has shown up in blindy lists in the online universe, is 
because other than the headings being taken out, (which is probably the only 
valid gripe that people disliking the new fb have,) it really comes down to 
something as simple as folks not liking a change and being ripped out of their 
comfort zone.

They're not gonna change it back guys, so get over it.

Yes... The profile page is kinda nasty in spots, and removing 
applications is sort of a pain in the almighty asshole, but it's still totally 
doable.
Personally I like what they did with the news feed by making it in a 
chronological order, and they needed to have it so you could comment on 
statuses... That one was a long time in coming.
If you really feel the needfor something easier and faster, you can check 
out m.facebook.com in Firefox, but (at least I can't anyway) access the 
applications that way.


*Sheepishly retreats back into my corner*

You learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see 
an imperfect person perfectly.
Amy Billman
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Aim:
amyk0223
Skype:
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  - Original Message - 
  From: Derek Lane 
  To: talk2 
  Sent: Thursday, September 25, 2008 12:01 AM
  Subject: Re: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile


  There are several I'm sure, but those who took the time probably 
complained with the hundreds who have already done so.
  Thing is, I'm not for playing the blind card usually, but if I could 
talk/write to someone withpower, explaining why the old facebook was nice, 
rather than just saying how bad the new one is, I may hopefully make an 
impression.
  Like you, I must confess that I am surprised that one of the hard core 
advocates, who would normally start a petition about practically anything 
hasn't clamped on to this and ran screaming quite loudly.

- Original Message - 
From: Tasha Raella Chemel 
To: talk2 
Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2008 11:52 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile


god, i was waiting for someone to ask that question. ive been 
constantly googling, expecting an onslaught of messages on blindy listservs 
expressing that same sentiment, and have come up empty. i hate not being able 
to press h to jump from news item to news item and to have to wade through all 
this crap to find anything remotely interesting. glad to hear someone is as 
pissed off as I am. 
  - Original Message - 
  From: Derek Lane 
  To: talk2 
  Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2008 11:46 PM
  Subject: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile


  So, I'm going to ask the same question that many have asked around 
the net;  anyone manage to get the old facebook back?
  I've yet too, and I've spent more time on trying to get said version 
back than editing church things PDAudio stuff, and things I actually get paid 
to do.
  Oh well.


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The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile

2008-09-24 Thread Derek Lane
So, I'm going to ask the same question that many have asked around the net;  
anyone manage to get the old facebook back?
I've yet too, and I've spent more time on trying to get said version back than 
editing church things PDAudio stuff, and things I actually get paid to do.
Oh well.

Re: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile

2008-09-24 Thread Derek Lane
There are several I'm sure, but those who took the time probably complained 
with the hundreds who have already done so.
Thing is, I'm not for playing the blind card usually, but if I could talk/write 
to someone withpower, explaining why the old facebook was nice, rather than 
just saying how bad the new one is, I may hopefully make an impression.
Like you, I must confess that I am surprised that one of the hard core 
advocates, who would normally start a petition about practically anything 
hasn't clamped on to this and ran screaming quite loudly.

  - Original Message - 
  From: Tasha Raella Chemel 
  To: talk2 
  Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2008 11:52 PM
  Subject: Re: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile


  god, i was waiting for someone to ask that question. ive been constantly 
googling, expecting an onslaught of messages on blindy listservs expressing 
that same sentiment, and have come up empty. i hate not being able to press h 
to jump from news item to news item and to have to wade through all this crap 
to find anything remotely interesting. glad to hear someone is as pissed off as 
I am. 
- Original Message - 
From: Derek Lane 
To: talk2 
Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2008 11:46 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile


So, I'm going to ask the same question that many have asked around the net; 
 anyone manage to get the old facebook back?
I've yet too, and I've spent more time on trying to get said version back 
than editing church things PDAudio stuff, and things I actually get paid to do.
Oh well.


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The Talk2 List No WDGLFM today

2008-09-06 Thread Derek Lane
Due to the fact that I thought I'd be gone, I have prepared nothing for the 
show today, although I won't be here next weekend for sure, I would like to 
regroup, and thus, no show this week or next.
There is currently a small festival thingy that kind of wants to be a fair when 
it grows up, and I may end up there hanging out with whoever happens to be 
around.
 No matter what, I should have some good stuff upon my return.

Re: The Talk2 List Fw: Don't Do This At Wal-Mart

2008-08-22 Thread Derek Lane
I've seen some of these in a few other places, but not all.
However, there was never an explanation of what code 3 does.
Oh well.
  - Original Message - 
  From: Amy Billman 
  To: talk2 
  Sent: Friday, August 22, 2008 7:04 AM
  Subject: The Talk2 List Fw: Don't Do This At Wal-Mart





  Block quote start

  Please don't try these at your home Wal-Mart... professionals only, please!

  Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband goes
  with her to Wal-Mart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He 
prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. One day Mrs. 
Fenton
  gets this letter from Wal-Mart:

  Dear Mrs. Fenton,

  Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
  commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of 
you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance
  equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.

  Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in
  Wal-Mart:

  1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts 
when they weren't looking.

  2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute 
intervals.

   3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
  ladies rest rooms.

  4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
  'Code 3' in house wares.and watched what happened.

  5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of MM's on 
layaway.

  6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

  7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other 
shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding 
department.

  8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and 
asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

  9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
  mirror, and picked his nose.

  10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the 
clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

  11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the 
Mission Impossible  theme.

  12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his Madonna look using 
different size funnels.

  13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 
yelled PICK ME! PICK ME!

  14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes 
the fetal position and screams NO! NO! It's those voices again

  And last, but not least:

  15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
  awhile, then yelled very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here!

  Block quote end

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  Please don't try these at your home Wal-Mart... professionals only, please!

  Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband goes
  with her to Wal-Mart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He 
prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. One day Mrs. 
Fenton
  gets this letter from Wal-Mart:

  Dear Mrs. Fenton,

  Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
  commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of 
you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance
  equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.

  Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in
  Wal-Mart:

  1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts 
when they weren't looking.

  2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute 
intervals.

   3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
  ladies rest rooms.

  4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
  'Code 3' in house wares.and watched what happened.

  5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of MM's on 
layaway.

  6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

  7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other 
shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding 
department.

  8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and 
asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

  9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
  mirror, and picked his nose.

  10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the 
clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

  11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the 
Mission Impossible  theme.

  12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his Madonna look using 
different size 

Re: The Talk2 List For Rent

2008-08-09 Thread Derek Lane
That sounded nice for a while, then changed its mind rather fast.

  - Original Message - 
  From: Venison88a 
  To: talk2 
  Sent: Saturday, August 09, 2008 2:15 AM
  Subject: The Talk2 List For Rent


Date: 2008-08-07, 12:42AM EDT


GORGEOUS 10 x 14 BEDROOM, DRENCHED WITH LOTS OF AFTERNOON SUNLIGHT, 
GENEROUS CLOSET SPACE, CLEAN BATHROOM, NICE COMMON SPACE AND STORAGE. W/D IN 
BASEMENT (COIN-OP ALTHOUGH LANDLORD IS IN PROCESS OF MAKING IT FREE!) AND 
ELEC/COOKING GAS/HI-SPEED INTERNET/TRASH PICK-UP INCLUDED IN RENT. STREET 
PARKING. CLOSE TO HOSPITALS AND SOME SHOPPING.

LIVE WITH TWO QUIET ROOMMATES BOTH STUDENTS (ONE INTERNATIONAL)
NO DRINKING/DRUGS, CALM LIVING ENVIRONMENT FOR RIGHT INDIVIDUAL
WITH REGULAR HOURS.

THERE IS ONE SMALL CATCH THAT HAS NOT BEEN A PROBLEM AT ALL WITH 
PREVIOUS TENANTS. BEDROOM MUST BE SHARED WITH APPROX. 700 LB. ADULT MALE 
SILVERBACK GORILLA. THIS IS AN EASTERN LOWLAND GORILLA WHO IS FAIRLY DOCILE 
ALTHOUGH HE DOES NEED TO STRETCH HIS LEGS FROM TIME TO TIME. HE FEEDS ON 
FRUITS AND LEAVES AND HAS SOMEWHAT OF AN INTENSE SEXUAL APPETITE.

BIG KITCHEN WITH BREAKFAST AREA. BEDROOM WINDOWS FACES CIPRIANI NO 
TRAFFIC NOISE! SOMEWHAT LOW CEILINGS BUT GUT RENOVATED WITH HARDWOOD FLOORS AND 
ORIGINAL MOLDINGS.
NOT RAILROAD! SEPARATE ROOMS WITH TWO ENTRANCES. ELEVATOR BUILDING.

YEAR LEASE REQUIRED.
FIRST AND LAST PLUS SECURITY. TOTAL OF $2200 MOVE-IN COST.
THIS WILL NOT LAST. NO BROKERS PLEASE. 



Re: The Talk2 List Heavily Influenced on a break

2008-08-05 Thread Derek Lane

Dang it.
That invalidates another one of Johns amazingly cool promos.
Personally, I think we need some new people to step up.  So, if anyone is 
thinking about starting a show, contact me, bec, Andre, or any other 
qualifyed tbrn staf person thinggy.

Do we really want an auto dj show?

- Original Message - 
From: Brandon Hicks [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Tuesday, August 05, 2008 9:41 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List Heavily Influenced on a break



Hi everyone,

Heavily Influenced is on a break for the foreseeable future. My desktop 
has gone screwy, and I don't have any sighted people, or even a monitor if 
I could find someone to help me figure out why the thing won't boot from 
CD.

When things are back up, expect a message from me on here.

Bye for now

Brandon H


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The Talk2 List random show.

2008-08-01 Thread Derek Lane
At 10 eastern, and thus 31 minits after this post, I'm going to do a random 
show.  Conditions arn't great for one given that some work is being done in the 
basement, and all kinds of noises are coming through the flor, but I still feal 
like doing one anyway.
I know that it'd be wise to cover for venison instead of going on now, but who 
knows how long I may or may not be around...
You know how and where to listen, so go for it.


Re: The Talk2 List Comcast Guilty of Net Neutrality

2008-08-01 Thread Derek Lane

Heck yeah.
Finally the government does something in the nets favor.
Good times.
- Original Message - 
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, August 01, 2008 4:52 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List Comcast Guilty of Net Neutrality


Let me be the first to congratulate the United States Federal
Communications Commission on its finding of guilt of Comcast for
interfering with the downloads of it's customers.
http://www.eweek.com/c/a/Government/Comcast-Guilty-of-Net-Neutrality-
Violations/
Comcast Guilty of Net Neutrality Violations
By Roy Mark
2008-08-01
FCC holds nation's second largest broadband provider broke network
neutrality principles when it throttled P2P traffic from BitTorrent.
FCC rejects Comcast contention that network throttling is part of
routine network management by broadband service providers.
In the first major test of the FCC's (Federal Communications
Commission) network neutrality principles, the agency found Comcast
guilty Aug. 1 of secretly degrading network traffic. On a 3-2 vote,
the FCC ordered Comcast to stop blocking traffic, disclose to the FCC
the full extent of the cable giant's traffic practices and to keep
the public informed of its future network management plans.
The FCC said Comcast violated the agency's Internet policy when it
blocked P2P traffic by BitTorrent. The agency also found that Comcast
misled consumers when it did not properly disclose its P2P policy.
Voting for the sanctions were Republican Chairman Kevin Martin and
Democratic Commissioners Michael Copps and Jonathan Adelstein.
Republicans Robert McDowell and Deborah Taylor Tate opposed the
measure.
Comcast was delaying subscribers' downloads and blocking their
uploads, Martin said. It was doing so 24/7, regardless of the
amount of congestion on the network or how small the file might be.
Martin insisted the FCC's actions are not about regulating the
Internet.
Indeed, I have consistently opposed calls for legislation or rules
to impose network neutrality, Martin said. Like many other policy
makers and members of Congress, I have said such legislation or rules
are unnecessary, because the Commission already has the tools it
needs to punish a bad actor.
McDowell, though, said the FCC does not have the rules in place to
enforce network neutrality. Comcast also contends its practices are
reasonable under FCC rules and even if the FCC found Comcast in
violation, the agency has no authority to enforce its network
neutrality principles. The FCC overreaches with this order,
McDowell said.
Copps called the vote a landmark decision for the FCC.
Discrimination, per se, is not illegal, Copps said. Unreasonable
discrimination, though, is.
In August 2005, the FCC declared that consumers are entitled to
access the lawful Internet content of their choice, run applications
and services of their choice and plug in and run legal devices of
their choice. The FCC also said consumers have a right to competition
among network providers, application and service providers and
content providers.
Copps called for a fifth FCC network neutrality principle.
A clearly stated principle of non-discrimination would prove the FCC
is not having a one-night affair with network neutrality, Copps
said. The non-discrimination principle would also apply to wireless
and wireline to assure all the freedoms of the Internet to everyone.



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The Talk2 List quick reminder

2008-07-19 Thread Derek Lane
The show is starting at 1pm eastern, rather than 2.
This means I should send this message, and start said thinggy... oops.

The Talk2 List if you miss WDGLFM...

2008-07-12 Thread Derek Lane
You will have missed the single most incriminating show I will have probably 
ever done on this network.
Taking a page from the proverbial book of John...  Clower, I have went deep in 
to ye old archives and found clips of me and other strange people ranging from 
1997 to 1999.
Though some of these are vary short, I just found these tapes today, and the 
only reason they would need to be edited is for sake of some level differences.
Tech stuff aside, if the net holds up, it will be strange, fun, and kind of bad 
on my part!  You all can make it either better or worse by participating, of 
course.
At this point, you more than likely know how to listen, and that, as of this 
writing, the show will start in 31 minutes.

The Talk2 List Fw: [midi-mag] Re: What a wake-up call!!!

2008-07-11 Thread Derek Lane

all I can say is... wow.
- Original Message - 
From: Neal Ewers [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, July 11, 2008 10:53 AM
Subject: RE: [midi-mag] Re: What a wake-up call!!!


Ah Jean, what a lovely noise.  Couldn't you put some music to it?  It 
would

be the very first album of road construction sounds and music.  Never mind
those new age music and bird albums, this is much more rousing.

Man, I don't know how you stand it.  Don't you hear this in your studio?
And did they ever fix the hole they made in your house?

Now, the next time you give us a sound scape from your place, please use
something besides an old squeaky vacuum cleaner?  ,Smile.  I know, this 
is

no laughing matter.  So, Jean and his wife buy a house way away from the
noises of the planet, except for the ones one wants to hear, and now he 
has

this?  What a crewel twist of fate for someone who runs a recording
business.  But wait, then there are all those blind people on another list
who want to put noise makers on hybrid cars so they won't be run over by
them.  Let's hear it for causing there to be more noise instead of less.
Tell me, would you even hear a Mac truck heading toward you in all that
noise?  I don't think so.  Hey, I've got it.  Hybrid road construction
equipment.  There you go.  Right.  Good luck.

Hang in their Jean.

Neal




-Original Message-
From: Studio Montebello [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, July 11, 2008 7:25 AM
To: Midi Mag mailing list
Subject: [midi-mag] Re: What a wake-up call!!!


   Try this link!

http://www.studiomontebello.com/wakeup.mp3
Jean

Visitez mon site / Visit my site at http://www.studiomontebello.com


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From: Studio Montebello [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: Midi Mag mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, July 11, 2008 8:23 AM
Subject: What a wake-up call!!!


Sunflower

The autoroute building saga continues in Montebello!
Here's what woke us up this morning at 6o'clock.
It's   the same 7 days a week!!!
Recorded with my trusted H2 recorder from the window of or bedroom.
I hope you enjoy the recording because we surely don't like the real 
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Re: The Talk2 List Fw: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

2008-07-09 Thread Derek Lane
NAGAMENT:
wonder what would happen if either the wife/girlfriend were annoying on top of 
said thingy, or if they were a very very blind person and accidentally dished 
out the wrong medicine and wanted to cancel the affect by being 
uncharacteristically nice.

  - Original Message - 
  From: Mary Ann 
  To: talk2 
  Sent: Wednesday, July 09, 2008 11:06 PM
  Subject: The Talk2 List Fw: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN


  NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN 
   

  DAMNITOL 
  Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. 

  EMPTYNESTROGEN 
  Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how 
awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out! 

  ST. MOMMA'S WORT 
  Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers 
unconscious for up to two days. 

  PEPTOBIMBO 
  Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an 
evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence and prevents 
conception. 

  DUMBEROL 
  When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in 
enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. 

  FLIPITOR 
  Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge 
to flip off other drivers. 

  MENICILLIN 
  Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal 
lines as, 'You make me want to be a better person. ' 

  BUYAGRA 
  Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, 
and credit limit of spending spree. 


  JACKASSPIRIN 
  Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, 
anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat 

  ANTI-TALKSIDENT 
  A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share 
their life stories with total strangers in elevators. 

  NAGAMENT 
  When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation 
level as nagging him, without opening your mouth. 



Re: The Talk2 List IP test

2008-07-07 Thread Derek Lane
It does work, and I must confess that this has been the most borring summer 
for talk2 thus far.


- Original Message - 
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To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Monday, July 07, 2008 2:56 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List IP test


Since this list has been dead for a remarkably long time, this is to see 
whether stuff works again.  It had better do.  Or else.  yes.  That's 
right.




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Re: The Talk2 List IP test

2008-07-07 Thread Derek Lane

White thread?
What about pink, or blue for everyone else that associates color with 
gender.

Quite naturally for other people, we have to have black thread as well.

- Original Message - 
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To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Monday, July 07, 2008 8:27 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List IP test



On 7/7/2008, 4:06:23 PM EDT, Derek said:

D It does work, and I must confess that this has been the most borring 
summer

D for talk2 thus far.


I think we said that last year, too, only this year has managed to be
even more boring.
White thread.


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The Talk2 List PDAudio realtime 2008

2008-06-26 Thread Derek Lane
Ok. Heres the thing. Most of you readers know what this is about.
However, in case you didn't know the when, have a traditional reminder.
On Saturday, PDAudio productions, consisting of Patric Perdue and I, come 
together at his place to do yet another strange and weird stream, which will
begin at 7 PM eastern time. We only have one bit planned so far, which should 
work, and for those of you who are familiar with last years stream, will
no doubt recall the rather amusing things that were the result of playing with 
very large bubble pack. This year, we are taking that concept several steps
farther, and the results will definitely be odd.
By Saturday, we will have other odd things planned perhaps, but even if not, it 
will be ok because the unplanned streams seem to be the best, as they have
room for you, the listener to interact.
This means that people who may be typical lurkers should step out and show the 
love/appreciation for the content.
Actually, said ideas are those which should begin applying themselves to you at 
3 PM eastern, as blart radio is sliding in to the 03:00-05:00 slot for
this week. After that we'll probably see the amerging of a very misplaced, 
early morning, late night, not quite breakfast show which will last until 7. 
I've put together a little stream promotion located at   
http://tbrn.net/pdaudio/audio/RealTimePromo.ogg 
to show you what we do, rather than use generic wording to explain something 
that is definitely different from what some of you may hear.
If you can't play ogg files, I'm quite surprised, but if not, let me know and I 
shall help you play said file type.
So, in brief, Saturday, 3 eastern,
start listening to the Beyond Radio Network... enough said.
.


Re: The Talk2 List PDAudio realtime 2008

2008-06-26 Thread Derek Lane

Well, nothing's perfect.
Fast track, scary bad...
yeah, enough said.
- Original Message - 
From: Farhan [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 11:01 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List PDAudio realtime 2008


oh yeah, and you can't forget all the sad blind people, like sean everest, 
and kerry verra, who ask dumb questions like, when is pdaudio realtime 
going to happen, come on, mommy? give it us mommy? right now mommy.

I rest my case.
did I say mommy? mommy mommy mommy.
er,
Whatever, fuck off.
On 6/26/2008 at 21:59 Derek Lane said
Ok. Heres the thing. Most of you readers know what this is about.
However, in case you didn't know the when, have a traditional reminder.
On Saturday, PDAudio productions, consisting of Patric Perdue and I, come 
together at his place to do yet another strange and weird stream, which 
will
begin at 7 PM eastern time. We only have one bit planned so far, which 
should work, and for those of you who are familiar with last years stream, 
will
no doubt recall the rather amusing things that were the result of playing 
with very large bubble pack. This year, we are taking that concept several 
steps

farther, and the results will definitely be odd.
By Saturday, we will have other odd things planned perhaps, but even if 
not, it will be ok because the unplanned streams seem to be the best, as 
they have

room for you, the listener to interact.
This means that people who may be typical lurkers should step out and show 
the love/appreciation for the content.
Actually, said ideas are those which should begin applying themselves to 
you at 3 PM eastern, as blart radio is sliding in to the 03:00-05:00 
slot for
this week. After that we'll probably see the amerging of a very misplaced, 
early morning, late night, not quite breakfast show which will last 
until 7.
I've put together a little stream promotion located at 
http://tbrn.net/pdaudio/audio/RealTimePromo.ogg
to show you what we do, rather than use generic wording to explain 
something that is definitely different from what some of you may hear.
If you can't play ogg files, I'm quite surprised, but if not, let me know 
and I shall help you play said file type.

So, in brief, Saturday, 3 eastern,
start listening to the Beyond Radio Network... enough said.
.



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The Talk2 List miranda is being mean.

2008-06-21 Thread Derek Lane
It was one thing when miranda wouldn't log in to tbrn's aim no matter what I 
did, but now my personal well-trained/well-bread miranda doesn't like logging 
in to mine.
I see no logs or anything that would help fix the problem, I've tried several 
versions, and the only thing that changed rom the last time aim worked to the 
present is the passage of time.
Any ideas?

Re: Re[2]: The Talk2 List Fwd: About Me

2008-06-19 Thread Derek Lane
BTW, said blink should be ran through translation, although he seems to have 
those generated issues by default.


- Original Message - 
From: Farhan [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, June 19, 2008 11:30 PM
Subject: Re[2]: The Talk2 List Fwd: About Me


What the crap? wait a second, er at least ask the dude where he found your 
email or something. I don'tno.

mm fried chicken.
On 6/19/2008 at 22:30 Stephen Clower said
How precious. Yet another blink to add to your fan club. Har har at you.

Patrick Perdue wrote:


What should I do with this? I am reminded of myself at about the age
of 5 or 6 here?


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to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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sent: Thursday, 6/19/2008 at 2:43:52 PM

subject: About Me

Hi,

My name is Andy or Andrew Park, what ever my name is called. I lived
in Flushing, NY, and my interest is everything: clocks, bells, pipe
organ music, Classical to the 60s, mechanical music such as band
organs, barrel organs, and much more. I played the pipe organ, not an
electric one, the clarinet, violin, (Italian for fiddle), piano (such
as the upright and grand), handbells, and accordion. I'm also
interested on technology (computers, and more.) I am currently in
Perkins School for the Blind, which is in Watertown, MA, and I'm 18
years old. I am currently in my house right now, which has, guess
what, my mantle clock on my right that chimes every 15 minutes. How
about you. Tell me a bit about yourself, and do you have a mantle
clock that chimes every 15 minutes too? It's nice to meat you.

Andy






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The Talk2 List all is going well

2008-06-11 Thread Derek Lane
John easily made it through his 12 hour broadcast, jdx pulled off a very good 
rejected relms, and it seems that Andre and Arfy have done a very cool show.
I heard most of john, pieces of jdx, and the last bit of arfy and mr. Louis.
So, after breakfast, as in, around 09:00 AM eastern, I will be taking over for 
a bit and going as long as I can.
You know how to listen, so do it


The Talk2 List todays show

2008-05-17 Thread Derek Lane
What do people from Minnesota that sing country music, the very muchly dead 
Nashville Network, puppets, and blinks have in common?
Find out on today's WDGLFM as well as hear some other strange old things I have 
recorded from some vhs tapes.
As a result I've found a rather amusing surprise for john, as well as all fans 
of the john zone, and I think said individuals will like said thing.
All that and more, plus your calls and messages.
You know when and how to listen, so do it because it will be good for you.

Re: The Talk2 List 13 Year old steals Dad's credit card to buy hooker play xbox

2008-05-12 Thread Derek Lane

I was about to say the same thing.
Good thing I checked before replying.
- Original Message - 
From: Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Monday, May 12, 2008 7:49 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List 13 Year old steals Dad's credit card to buy 
hooker play xbox



On 5/12/2008, 1:06:50 PM EDT, Brandon swiped his tail across the dirty 
playground, and said:



-BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-
Hash: SHA1


Congratulations, Brandon! you are now the new local Hank Smith, all be
it a Canadian and more intelligent one, assuming that combination is 
valid. Don't know what I'm talking about? Oh well... You'll figure it out.

Not to mention the ajUAoKhU0CAJwEseO+tcnLRHXMs9iMGO =Crmv, ya know?
What would we do without that, anyway?

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Re: The Talk2 List weather bad times

2008-05-07 Thread Derek Lane

w double o f...
You know, it took me a long time to put together that the were basically 
saying woof!


- Original Message - 
From: Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Wednesday, May 07, 2008 8:08 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List weather bad times



On 5/7/2008, 12:34:31 AM EDT, Mary Ann wrote:


Thanks. Glad it isn't just me. Though Patrick's seems to be the neatest
incident of Weather oddness though.


Yep, mmy Miranda plugin  is portraying that PDQ bach track just great, ya 
know.

Those of you who have looked out of your windows this morning have
probably been surprised to see that there is no weather today. This
unusual condition is due to a surprise wildcat strike by members of the
Weather Bureau Employees Union, local 30.2 and falling, and is expected
to continue through tomorrow night the possibility of clearing up by 
Friday.

Some members, however, have said that they intend to cross the
picket line. So, our forecast for today and tomorrow is for scattered
weather over the greater Greensboro area.-- --

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KE4DYI
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Re: The Talk2 List weather bad times

2008-05-07 Thread Derek Lane

how is that done?
- Original Message - 
From: Arthur Pirika [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Wednesday, May 07, 2008 9:17 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List weather bad times


Well then, wooof woof woof! Who remembers that time on a louis combo box 
where our dog did that in the middle of a tt convo? Yep. Anyway, i too 
have been having bad weather times so looks like I'll have to do some 
tweaking. What fun!
Btw, for anyone interested, i now seem to have found a decent solution for 
getting miranda to update the status message to reflect current track in 
winamp. Only thing is it only updates every minute, oh well, and yes, it 
does keep track of streams. Yay, good times, and now, I'll leave you all 
aloan.


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- Original Message - 
From: Derek Lane [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, May 08, 2008 1:08 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List weather bad times



w double o f...
You know, it took me a long time to put together that the were basically 
saying woof!


- Original Message - 
From: Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Wednesday, May 07, 2008 8:08 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List weather bad times



On 5/7/2008, 12:34:31 AM EDT, Mary Ann wrote:


Thanks. Glad it isn't just me. Though Patrick's seems to be the neatest
incident of Weather oddness though.


Yep, mmy Miranda plugin  is portraying that PDQ bach track just great, 
ya know.

Those of you who have looked out of your windows this morning have
probably been surprised to see that there is no weather today. This
unusual condition is due to a surprise wildcat strike by members of the
Weather Bureau Employees Union, local 30.2 and falling, and is expected
to continue through tomorrow night the possibility of clearing up by 
Friday.

Some members, however, have said that they intend to cross the
picket line. So, our forecast for today and tomorrow is for scattered
weather over the greater Greensboro area.-- --

Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA)
KE4DYI
Greensboro, NC
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home: +1(336)698-4417
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The Talk2 List weather bad times

2008-05-06 Thread Derek Lane
Is anyone having an issue where the Miranda weather plugin just seems to 
disappear?  It has done that today and doesn't seem to want to come back.
I know others have mentioned this, but has anyone managed to get it back again?

Re: The Talk2 List weather bad times

2008-05-06 Thread Derek Lane

I do believe that I have the same version as you.
Oh well, I'll have a look tomorrow to see if there are any updates.
I know I've used this version of said plugin from the middle of 06 to this 
point with no issues.


- Original Message - 
From: Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Tuesday, May 06, 2008 10:54 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List weather bad times



Well, I have a Miranda weather issue but not that one. The stations all
show up in the contact list, but everything is n/a. Here is my local
forecast, for example:
Feel-Like: N/A
Pressure: N/A
Wind: N/A
Humidity: N/A
Dew Point: N/A
Visibility: N/A

Sun Rise: N/A
Sun Set: N/A

5 Days Forecast:
 /  %,
 /  %,
 /  %,
 /  %,
 /  %,

Really quite useless. Perhaps it's time to update that particular plugin? 
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The Talk2 List no WDGLFM today

2008-05-03 Thread Derek Lane
Due to family obligations, there will be no show today, however, I will do 
a makeup show at some point this week.


Re: The Talk2 List Top Five Laziest Inventions

2008-04-28 Thread Derek Lane

Paterson New Jersey?
Never been there.  What is it like?  Does it truely exist?

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To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Monday, April 28, 2008 2:23 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List Top Five Laziest Inventions



Hey,

This is Dan, as some of you may know.

Check out this video I found. I thought it was amusing.



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Re: The Talk2 List news Ninjam and other niceties

2008-04-26 Thread Derek Lane

noticed.
oh well.

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To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, April 26, 2008 8:50 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List news Ninjam and other niceties



Yeah, too bad Andre's server strips all html code, or that might have
been kind of neat.





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The Talk2 List no WDGLFM

2008-04-12 Thread Derek Lane
Due to the fact that I don't feel very well, and that some plans with the 
family have manifested themselves, there will be no show today.
More than likely, I'll do a random broadcast at some point during the week to 
compensate, but its not to be today.
I've also been told that Andre is also taking the day off, but for slightly 
different reasons.


Re: The Talk2 List Fw:

2008-04-01 Thread Derek Lane
I like those.
They make me happy.
They bathe me and tell me how much they love me.
  I cry at nights and they tell me to suck it up or die, and while choking and 
coughing up blood they let me know its all a dream, sent by the clock in my 
pancreas.
  The clock that walks around when not at its home going fim, splim, splat, 
squish... for sake of the little dogs head!
  Its great, the mustard told me, yes, I swear, that is honestly what it said 
after I used it on the 2 chicken sandwiches I had for lunch.
  Now, back to the worms which do good things for me...  Just so you know, 
they're tape worms, not just any kind of tape worms but quarter inch tape 
worms.  When originally played, they had clips of Jorge Jones covering some 
Jay-Z tracks, but after they went through a bulk eraser, and were used to power 
the afore-mentioned clock, they have some really weird spikes of white noise on 
them.
  Also you should note that they are not out, nor will they ever be.
  However, free Copies may be obtained at 
www.dishwater.net/hoofhoof/~nergle_nargletwist.html

  - Original Message - 
  From: alvin sheridan 
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
  Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2008 1:26 PM
  Subject: Fw:


   
  Worm out at once!
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The Talk2 List coming live from Nashville, or not?

2008-03-15 Thread derek Lane
After the crazy vacation we had, tune in to the show today to hear some 
recordings and recaps from the crazy time that was Tennessee.
As usual, Kelly will be the co-host, and as the only sighted person on the 
trip, his perspective will be rather interesting, to say the least.
You obviously know ho to listen, so check out WDGLFM at 2 eastern.
If john does an impromptu john zone, then start your listening experience by 
listening to that, 
as that is the only sinsable thing to do.


The Talk2 List MarAmy...

2008-03-14 Thread derek Lane
...will begin broadcasting at 09:35.
This announcement was for those who have either given up, or who have just 
started checking things out.



Re: The Talk2 List Kickin' Back with Mary Ann - the Birthday Edition

2008-02-17 Thread derek Lane

Cool.
You can speak english and get a job where people can't, and the people who 
can't speak english get jobs where they can't.

Cute.
- Original Message - 
From: Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Sunday, February 17, 2008 6:46 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Kickin' Back with Mary Ann - the Birthday 
Edition



On 2/17/2008, 3:39:11 PM EST, Amy swiped her tail across the dirty 
playground, and said:



Are these fictitious or actual certs, or does that mean something else?


Yeah, they're certs, out of date though they may be. MCP=Microsoft 
Certified Professional (in this case, just boring old Windows 2000 
Professional).

CNA=Certified Novell Administrator (4.11).
I am a bad person, and have not updated these credentials since 2002.
But, I can probably get a job providing tech support for an ISP in a
third world country with what I've got now, so that's something I guess.

-- -- 
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The Talk2 List for those who can't get or feel romance

2008-02-13 Thread derek Lane
I am doing a single awareness show tomorrow on TBRN starting at 11 eastern.
Lets face it, valentines day exists, and there are 0 things that can be done 
about it.
Rather than making the mistake i have done in some past years of moping the day 
away, and/or being annoyed at life in general, I bring words and songs for 
those of us like myself who have had previews of love, but have always been 
kicked out before the feature presentation.  I've also got songs for those who 
have been cheated on, who've cheated, who have broken up with people, and who 
have been dumped for a wide range of reasons.  So, rather than being antisocial 
or secluded, tune in to TBRNtomorrow at 11 AM eastern, get some festive 
food and drink, and lets unite to do our own thing.
Who knows, you may come away from this being empowered by the fact that either 
your life doesn't suck as badly as some of the situations that will be covered 
tomorrow, or that, at least, someone can identify with you.
In case you don't know and need listen links, go to www.tbrn.net .

The Talk2 List a classic WDGLFM

2008-02-09 Thread derek Lane
Quite honestly, I've had a rather taxing week, with things breaking and sort of 
fixing themselves in a convoluted way.  That, however, has nothing to do with 
the crazy show I've got planned.
What kinds of noises can be made with sound editing and the rather odd sounds 
that andre and Patrick captured over the last week?
Was a dj on an fm station in 1998 feeling the same way about valentines day 
that I feel?
Also, from the same tape hear a piece of a small community country radio 
station as the dj talks about a song that he wrote in 1958, and, of course the 
song itself.
Naturally, if time permits, we'll pick up on the reading of the history of 
jazz, book that was started last week.
All this plus whatever craziness you, the listener, chooses to throw in the mix.
You know where to listen, and why... So do it.

Re: The Talk2 List Amazingly bad?

2008-02-06 Thread derek Lane

Oh yeah, and great success, of course.
that's almost like myspaces.com/borat (see the farhandre, or andrhan show, 
or whatever that thing was called...)
- Original Message - 
From: ryan perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:01 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amazingly bad?



Man, I bet you think they wierd.
Hope you have rest of joyful day
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From: Rachel D Keyte [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 6:07 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amazingly bad?



man are you serious Dustin?  what country, pray tell, are they from? Lol
At 09:43 PM 6/02/2008, you wrote:

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The Talk2 List No WDGLFM today

2008-01-26 Thread derek Lane
Although most of the stuff that's broken around here is fixed, I quite honestly 
don't have the energy or content for a show today.
For the tape of the week segment, I have an audio book on the history of jazz 
that I will break up in to segments, which should take me through february and 
march, then its back to the tape collection.

Re: The Talk2 List FW: Restore Your Account (updated monthly)

2008-01-24 Thread derek Lane

and jaws, your account, and many things wouldn't apriciate it... or rather
priciate, yeah... priciate.
*pops exagerated p in the Stan Freeburg style.*
- Original Message - 
From: rainee [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2008 8:32 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List FW: Restore Your Account (updated monthly)


Click on the link bellow?  Hmmm, I don't think JAWS would like that so 
well. LOL.  I don't like clicking on bellowing links.



Update your CD collection.  Checkout
http://www.raineemusic.com.
Crazy 'bout beading? Try
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To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2008 7:31 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List FW: Restore Your Account (updated monthly)


Notice some wonderful spelling in this here E-Mail.  Made me raff rong 
time.


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Subject: Restore Your Account (updated monthly)
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Re: The Talk2 List A little mind-boggler for you

2008-01-11 Thread derek Lane
Well, the closest thing I can think of is millennium.
But I know 2 things:
1.  just saying that would have resulted in a 1 line talk2 message.
2.  and that would have been really really borring.

  - Original Message - 
  From: Lynn reaper 
  To: talk2 
  Sent: Friday, January 11, 2008 5:19 AM
  Subject: The Talk2 List A little mind-boggler for you


  Hi all

  I just have to share this with someone, because it made me laugh so much, and 
I thought since it had me baffled for a little while, I'd present you all with 
the same sinario as what just happened to me, and see if you can figure what 
happened.

  I was playing Boggle, which is a game where you have to pick out words from a 
grid of letters, and I'd started to struggle to find words, so was looking down 
the list of what I already had, and suddenly, my text to speech hit upon a 
word, and spouted out one thousand and nine.  Thinking something must have 
flashed up on screen or something, though why it would do that, I couldn't say, 
I tried going up and down to the previous and nextwords, which read ok, but 
this one word would keep reading as one thousand and nine.  All of a sudden, 
I got it, without actually looking at the word in question.  So now, here's 
your challenge.  Can you guess what the word was, and why it read like that?  
I'll give you one clue, to be fair, because I probably wouldn't have got it 
without knowing this: The words I was looking at at the time all started with 
the letter M.

  Have fun

  Lynn

The Talk2 List live programming is still alive.

2008-01-10 Thread derek Lane
As of now, WDGLFM is on live, so listen... erps, time for a voice break.

The Talk2 List questions and announcements that could change WDGLFM

2008-01-05 Thread derek Lane
Due to some people I've met and some opportunities that I've been given, I have 
some information and some questions that will change WDGLFM, but for the 
better, I'm sure.  The question is that, should the results of the project I 
will tell you guys about today be a part of the show, and would the listeners 
be interested in testing and contributing to aspects of this project?
Do you want to know what I'm going on about?
Yes?
Good.
Listen to WDGLFM today at 2 eastern, pointing your ogg capable media player to 
http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg, or by visiting www.tbrn.net for the web site and 
other listening options.


The Talk2 List tbrn streams christmas

2007-12-26 Thread derek Lane
Starting at 10 AM  eastern , bec, me, and patrick will be streaming recordings 
from yesterday.
We hope you will enjoy, and that your Christmas was fun times as well.
You know what to do, so do it.
Listen at tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg
and stay tuned to tbrn, and its respective announcements list for all the 
random stuff you'll probably see over the next week or so.


The Talk2 List Fw: Happy, Merry, seasonal, something

2007-12-25 Thread derek Lane

I was a bit off.  OH well.

- Original Message - 
From: Onj [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, December 25, 2004 7:37 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List Happy, Merry, seasonal, something



SEASONAL GREETING FOLLOWING EXAMINATION AND APPROVAL FROM OUR LAWYER:

From Andre P. Louis  (the wishor) to you (hereinafter called the 
wishee),

please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, 
low

stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with 
respect
for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or 
their

choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...and a
financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but
with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, 
and

having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious
faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
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wishor

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of the wishes.
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restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
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The Talk2 List Fw: MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME...

2007-12-25 Thread derek Lane

So, I'll be early forwarding this one
- Original Message - 
From: Onj [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Sunday, December 25, 2005 4:44 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME...



MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME...
1. My Mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished 
cleaning.


2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
You better pray that will come out of the carpet.

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
If you don't start behaving, I'm going to knock you into the middle of 
next week!


4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to 
the store with me.


6. My mother taught me IRONY.
Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
Shut your mouth and eat your supper.

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone. X_X

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it, killed it, then 
ressurected it again to let the hurricane some fun.


11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
I brought you into this world, and I can take you out. O.O

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
Stop acting like your father!

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't 
have wonderful parents like you do. =.=;;


15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
Just you wait until we get home.

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
You are going to get it when you get home!

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.

18. My mother taught me ESP.
Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you’re cold?

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
You're just like your father.

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
When you get to be my age, you'll understand.

24. My mother taught me about SAFE SEX.
Chocolate has the same effect as sex on your brain. Eat it and you'll 
have less of a chance at getting those STDs you oh-so desire.


25. My mother taught me about the responsibilty of having PETS.
Your brother just missed the toilet. Do me a favor and go clean it up.

26. My mother taught me to be afraid of people with SHARP OBJECTS
There. I'm done cutting your hair. And the back of your shirt. And sorry 
for cutting out a chunk of your neck and eyebrow. You shouldn't have made 
me mad earlier. .


27. My mother taught me KARMA.
...And I should trust you with a sharp object after your brother stole 
your book and you threatened to kill him...why?


28. And my favorite: my mother taught me about REVENGE.
One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!


Sincerely yours




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