### Re: The Talk2 List I thought I'd sit right down and write myself a letter

```I'm also told that t is possible to drag the columns around, so that you can
put things in the outlook order,  that is to say, from: subject:
I'm told this by someone who used NVDA to do this thing, but I've yet to get
it to work.

- Original Message -

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2013 8:08 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List I thought I'd sit right down and write myself a
letter

Except for the fact that it's going to all of you too. Boo hoo. I'm
playing with Thunderbird. Years ago I thought it was a turd. I used the
Windows Mail hack, but it broke Windows 7's first service pack. I wanted
to give email clients in general a face smack. But now the bird is good,
and it works like I think it should. And all of you now know, so hey! I
gotta blow.

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### The Talk2 List Fw: Chocolate math Calculator.

```
not sure why I kept this around, but I do know that it turns 3 today.
Oh for the days of 2004... sort of.

- Original Message -
From: Daniel R djdan...@gmail.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, May 22, 2009 1:43 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List Chocolate math Calculator.

Chocolate Age Calculator

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway,
but the Man from Mars will know!

This is pretty neat..

Work this out as you read.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like
to have chocolate

(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

4. Multiply it by 50, I'll wait while you get the calculator

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number, i. e., how many
times you want to have chocolate each week.

The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
WHILE IT LASTS.

--
Daniel C Romero
Paterson New Jersey
Website: http://danrmusic.no-ip.org
Cell Phone: 973-955-6955
MSN messenger/E-mail:
djdan...@gmail.com
myspace:
http://myspace.com/south_park246

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### Re: The Talk2 List PDAudio realtime2011

```
Not really.  It is actually fine the way it is/was.
However, there was a sertain isolation, which you'll hear later in the
archive, which if existed, could have made a neet ring noise when people
called.

- Original Message -
From: shaun everiss sm.ever...@gmail.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Tuesday, June 28, 2011 7:32 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List PDAudio realtime2011

who knows.
I have however figured the link to and gotten the archive.
I have listened only to the first 2 hours last night but its really cool
guys.

Keep up the good  breaky work.
On that note it would have been funny if if someone had either farted or
played the farting sound with echo whenever a word like break, broke, etc
was mentioned.

At 02:05 a.m. 28/06/2011, you wrote:

Amused!  very much so.  oh well, wonder how it managed to do that
- Original Message -
From: mailto:patr...@pdaudio.netPatrick Perdue
To: mailto:talk2@AndreLouis.COMtalk2
Sent: Sunday, June 26, 2011 4:45 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List PDAudio realtime2011

There's only a huge bloody problem with this promotion. It showed up a day
late. Wah ha ha!

On Jun 25, 2011, at 4:12 PM, Derek Lane wrote:

As summers show up year after year, this list has this amazing trend of
getting more and more boring.  oops, what a bad start to a little
promotional  email huh.
Anyways, although this is sadly the case, it doesn't mean the lives of
those, or events mentioned on this list are just as boring.  In fact, it
could be argued that they happen to be a great deal more interesting.
However, should this not be the case, or should you want to  be a part of
something strange, PDAudio realtime2011 begins today at 8:03 pm eastern
on TBRN.  There has  been no things and stuff or WDGLFM for a while due
to various reasons, so  the results of opening mouths, mics, and phone
lines should be something interesting.
After bad things, did AM Talk0 manage to return?  What is AM talk0?
Who/what is the zoom dog?  Find out these things and more  in the process
of listening.
Chances are, you know how to do this by now, but if not, go to
winamp, foobar, or something which offers the same functionality, have it
open the following URL, and you'll be set.

http://listen.tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogghttp://listen.tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg

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http://onj.me/talk2
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### Re: The Talk2 List PDAudio realtime2011

```Amused!  very much so.  oh well, wonder how it managed to do that
- Original Message -
From: Patrick Perdue
To: talk2
Sent: Sunday, June 26, 2011 4:45 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List PDAudio realtime2011

There's only a huge bloody problem with this promotion. It showed up a day
late. Wah ha ha!

On Jun 25, 2011, at 4:12 PM, Derek Lane wrote:

As summers show up year after year, this list has this amazing trend of
getting more and more boring.  oops, what a bad start to a little promotional
email huh.
Anyways, although this is sadly the case, it doesn't mean the lives of
those, or events mentioned on this list are just as boring.  In fact, it could
be argued that they happen to be a great deal more interesting.  However,
should this not be the case, or should you want to  be a part of something
strange, PDAudio realtime2011 begins today at 8:03 pm eastern on TBRN.  There
has  been no things and stuff or WDGLFM for a while due to various reasons, so
the results of opening mouths, mics, and phone lines should be something
interesting.
After bad things, did AM Talk0 manage to return?  What is AM talk0?
Who/what is the zoom dog?  Find out these things and more  in the process of
listening.
Chances are, you know how to do this by now, but if not, go to www.tbrn.net
and follow the links.  If you have winamp, foobar, or something which offers
the same functionality, have it open the following URL, and you'll be set.
http://listen.tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg

```

### The Talk2 List PDAudio realtime2011

```As summers show up year after year, this list has this amazing trend of getting
more and more boring.  oops, what a bad start to a little promotional  email
huh.
Anyways, although this is sadly the case, it doesn't mean the lives of those,
or events mentioned on this list are just as boring.  In fact, it could be
argued that they happen to be a great deal more interesting.  However, should
this not be the case, or should you want to  be a part of something strange,
PDAudio realtime2011 begins today at 8:03 pm eastern on TBRN.  There has  been
no things and stuff or WDGLFM for a while due to various reasons, so  the
results of opening mouths, mics, and phone lines should be something
interesting.
After bad things, did AM Talk0 manage to return?  What is AM talk0?  Who/what
is the zoom dog?  Find out these things and more  in the process of listening.
Chances are, you know how to do this by now, but if not, go to www.tbrn.net and
follow the links.  If you have winamp, foobar, or something which offers the
same functionality, have it open the following URL, and you'll be set.
http://listen.tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg

```

### The Talk2 List Fw: Happy Easter....

```Did you hear what happened to the Easter Bunny?

A sensitive animal lover driving down the highway strikes a rabbit. The driver
pulls over and discovers a basket of eggs and candy scattered all around.
Several yards away lies the crumpled body of a large rabbit clad in a blue
pastel waistcoat. The man weeps.
A woman sees the man sobbing on the side of the road and pulls over. What's
I've killed the Easter Bunny! he cries, pointing to the dead rabbit.
The woman runs back to her car and returns with a spray can that she sprays all
over the lifeless rabbit.
The Easter Bunny suddenly springs back to life, waves its paw at the two of
them and hops down the road. Ten feet away he turns and waves again, hops
another 10 feet and waves and repeats until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter
Bunny?
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
Hair Spray —
HAVE A HAPPY EASTER
```

### Re: The Talk2 List Seasonal Greeting

```Yeah, if I could have a redo and change things, fine, but that doesn't work,
so onward to 20OLeven.

- Original Message -
From: Patrick Perdue patr...@pdaudio.net

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, December 25, 2010 4:58 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Seasonal Greeting

So, basically, you want us to have a second shot at 2010, because the
first go-round sucked? Nah, that's ok. Let's move forward.

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### The Talk2 List Fw: hi

```
and happy 1 year to this thing.
- Original Message -
From: Patrick Perdue patr...@pdaudio.net

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Sunday, June 14, 2009 11:27 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi

Not only that, but yours, as far as I know, is the only blue doob in
existence. At least, I'm told it's a blue doob. Maybe I'm wrong about
that? Nost of them are white, but there is a little red one over there,
which has just been serviced. The tag was coming off, ya see, and we just
can't have that.
A doob without a tag is like a dog without a bone, or a laptop without a
keyboard... Wait, that's a reality in some cases... Um, how about a guitar
without strings? An amp without a ssspeaker? A snare drum without heads?
Anyway, it's just a bad idea.

Onj wrote:
Absolutely.  Mine is called Liam if I remember correctly, and is on a
bookshelf in the corner of my living room at this time.  Patrick's mother
makes them all unique, and mine is no exception.  It's medium in the
grand scheme of things now, but when it was born, it was the largest hem,
doob in existance.  It has since been superceeded of course, by
what'shisface, but that is ok.

From: Daniel R djdan...@gmail.com
on Sunday, June 14, 2009 3:33 AM

No, i was just reguarding the persen who sent out this e-mail. Well
one of the last responses he sent. I wasn't talking about the subject
matter. lol

I do agree Alex, one of those would be cool to have.
Andre, do you still have yours? The one that Patrick gave you in 2004?

On 6/13/09, alexander cordova5...@gmail.com wrote:
I think a physical doob would be cool to have.  Either a small one, or
a big

- Original Message -
From: Patrick Perdue patr...@pdaudio.net
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, June 13, 2009 1:09 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi

The thing about doobs, however, is that there are physical
manifestations
of them, in multiple forms, actually. Therefore, they'll never quite
die.

Even Blart has a place in proper society now, thanks to a recent movie
release, and a boy who saved the world. That's my defense on that.
Jerks are quite generic, and they're everywhere.
There are at least 24 of them, anyway.

Derek Lane wrote:
not really.  Blart and doob perhaps, but the rest haven't held up so
well

and for possibly many good reasons.
- Original Message - From: Jonathan Sewell
jonathansew...@shaw.ca
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 10:02 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi

yeah but fwoof, boof, doob, blart, shmeeperdooper, ert, etc is
cool!.
- Original Message - From: alexander
cordova5...@gmail.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 16:37
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi

there are a few of thees expressions that will never die.  but
stuff
like fwoof, boof, doob, blart, shmeeperdooper, ert, etc?  make,
them,

die! some work well as adjectives, but others make no sense what so
ever.  Oh and must I forget lose?  oh yeah, those were the, uh,
days?

no I don't think so
- Original Message - From: Patrick Perdue
patr...@pdaudio.net
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 5:10 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi

Derek Roberts wrote:

Mmm, we have another bad booff'ff'ff'ff'ff'ff from , uh ,
somewhere

.

Yes, one that uses old defunct TBRN expressions that said network
regrets and apologizes for, makes use of excessive blindy synth
expressions on a public forum in a non-interesting fashion, and
writes

one-line messages. Yeah, I think you're correct on that. You've
definitely found those particular issues, and for that, I heavily
congratulate you with a can of mace. After all, what better way is
there?

Note: Talk2 is not Twitter via e-mail, just in case some people
get

the wrong idea.

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KE4DYI
Greensboro, NC
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home: +1(336)698-4417
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### Re: The Talk2 List setting up facebook chat on miranda

```I used the actual rss plugin for that but haven't recently, as in about 1.3
years.
- Original Message -
From: Rachel D Keyte rache...@tpg.com.au

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, March 05, 2010 7:23 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List setting up facebook chat on miranda

thanks,
At 04:54 AM 6/03/2010, you wrote:
It was around before facebook went jabber.  now its no longer needed.
Ironic considering it had just became relatively stable prior to the
change.

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### Re: The Talk2 List setting up facebook chat on miranda

```It was around before facebook went jabber.  now its no longer needed.
Ironic considering it had just became relatively stable prior to the change.
- Original Message -
From: shaun everiss shau...@xtra.co.nz

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, March 05, 2010 12:14 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List setting up facebook chat on miranda

then why bother with the fb chat plugin then.
At 10:45 p.m. 5/03/2010, you wrote:

If you have the Facebook Chat plug-in installed, disable it by opening the
options dialog, selecting plug-ins in the tree view, and unchecking
facebook.dll in the list of plug-ins.  Restart Miranda once you've done
this, and open the accounts dialog.  Click the add button, give the
account a name like FB Chat, Facebook, or whatever else you want to call
it, preferably a different name to the account created with the
facebook.dll plug-in.  Choose Jabber as the protocol.  Once the account
has added, select it in the listbox.  When asked to choose a network type,
i.e. secure or public XMPP, just leave it on the default setting.  Enter
online, and the account should work just fine.

--
James Scholes

Earlier, Rachel D Keyte wrote:
Hi guys,
I know a lot of you are keen miranda users, so have come for help.
I just got miranda today (Andre's version) and can not setup facebook
chat to work with it.  my actual facebook is showing online but not
jabba.  Someone told me that the jabba type needs to be set to xmpp
public server, so I set it to that, and enter in my user name and
chat.facebook.com in the edit combo box. but i find that once I OK
that, the type defaults back to facebook chat.
I've also tried leaving it at facebook chat while entering
chat.facebook.com but that doesn't work either.
what am I doing wrong people?
Thanks,
Cheers! :)

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### The Talk2 List more new things on WDGLFM

```This Week, I will be on the air with all that you'd expect including ghost
writer, in edition, we have a new autotoon the news segment, plus autotoon
teamtalk? Yes in deed, hear Alex, djtt, and Lynn like never before.  Plus, a
new jingle for tbrn.
Finally are IPhones dying phones?  Here a rather amusing piece as submitted by
Andre from the BBC which answers that question, although they didn't use that
specific intro, they should have.
You know how to listen, but if you don't visit http://www.tbrn.net, and while
there, consider being a broadcaster.  Now's a great time to secure a slot as
several are open.
```

### The Talk2 List T-Pain inspired D Lane, and more on WDGLFM

```Content has piled high in the 2 weeks I've been offair.   A few additions have
been made to this here fake studio of mine, and we have a bit of radio history
to finish.  If you missed the fist half of the Joyboys show from September of
72, no worries, because you'll at least be able to get the second half today.
Plus, me through pitch correction?  Find out how that happens, and hear some of
All that and more at 2 eastern, you know where to go and what to do, so go for
it.  In case you don't, visit www.tbrn.net, and you'll be good to go.
```

### Re: The Talk2 List Tonight on The John Zone - Babies, the Chinese, Pooping Playlists, Football, and More

```In this case, only if played backwards perhaps as those were sertainly not
friendly, or cute
- Original Message -
From: shaun everiss shau...@xtra.co.nz

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Tuesday, September 22, 2009 4:10 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Tonight on The John Zone - Babies, the Chinese,
Pooping Playlists, Football, and More

if I may go on the china thing, I think the i like chinese track from
monti pithon will be appropriate.

thanks for letting us know about the onj.
At 05:58 p.m. 22/09/2009, you wrote:
First and foremost I must open this sort of trailer by offering my
congratulations to Andre and Kirsten on the birth of their son, Jacob
Peter Louis, born yesterday at 6:58 AM BST with a weight of 10.6 LBs.
For those who haven't, I encourage you to offer up your well wishes when
you can.  With a baby boy that big, his parents will need all the well
wishes they can get, I'd imagine.
Next, I feel the need to preface this promotion by letting everyone know
that The Beyond Radio Network has not fallen down on itself.  Due to the
actions of a few jerks from China who had nothing better to do over in
the land of Hu, archives and autimation have been taken down throughout
the course of the rest of September to prevent any additional costs on
data and bandwidth and such.  Therefore in honor of their sudden, but
malevolent, interest in the network, tonight's edition of The John Zone
will pay tribute to them in the most sardonic way possible.  (The
availability of show archives will resume on October 1.
In the meantime, consult each show broadcaster for any desired archive, as
most of us plan to post September broadcasts on personal or alternate
servers for the next week or two.)
A recent series of Twitterings from two of the station's most beloved and
elderly Sacramentons posed the very interesting question of what tracks
could comprise the ultimate music to poop by playlist.  I have my own
selections of course, but tonight I encourage listeners young and old,
black or white, regular or not so regular to tune in with suggestions of
I know that few of the usual listeners are even remotely interested in
the sports world.  However the Dallas Cowboys suffered a loss at the
first regular season game held at the new billion dollar Cowboys Stadium
this past Sunday evening at the hands of the New York Giants.  Never
missing an opportunity to open myself up to on-air ridicule, this is
another chance for those of you in Yankee territory to give this Texan a
hard time, as the game was not decided until literally the last eight
seconds of the fourth quarter.  If not for the supply of chicken wings
and roasted peanuts, I would have cried.
Finally The John Zone celebrates several notable September 22 birthdays:
including Emilie Autumn, 30; Mystikal, 39; Matt Sharp of Weezer, 40; Joan
Jett and Andrea Bocelli, 51; Toni Basil, 66; and Jeremiah Wright, 69; as
well as Bulgarian and Malian Independence Day.
Your requests, comments, and fizzy drinks are as always welcome.  So tune
in tonight to http://listen.tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg.m3u beginning at 6PM
EDT, 5PM CDT, 3PM PDT, 11PM BST, and Wednesday at midnight CEST, 8AM CST,
10AM NZST, and noon CKT, and let's kick off the change of seasons the way
such autumnal equinoxes were meant to be celebrated!

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### The Talk2 List Fw: Guide to Playing Jazz

```
- Original Message -
From: L.A. Freeman
To: Alan Heckle ; Amy Owen ; Anita Sutton ; Armand Sent: Wednesday, September
02, 2009 3:00 PM
Subject: FW: Guide to Playing Jazz

Subject: Guide to Playing Jazz

Guide to Playing Jazz

Notes about playing jazz; a fun guide to this inventive music.
Yup, notes are the problem. How many to play, which ones, and at what time.

Guitars
Guitarists are known by their desire to play one or two extra notes on
their instrument after the song has ended. This works well in the early part of
the gig, but sooner or later the drummer notices what happens and will cover
their final odd notes with a short flourish on the drums. Later still, the alto
player joins in. In the hands of professionals this becomes an extended
improvised coda which surprises everyone since it bears no relation to the song
at all. Guitarists try to sit next to drummers but a long way from pianists.
There is no known reason why. Perhaps it is because pianists can use all ten
fingers at the same time.

Ending songs
This is one of the most difficult bits in jazz to do properly. Some bands
are on record as not knowing how to do it at all, and once the final melody has
been played out, someone then strikes up with another solo. (True) This makes
for fascinating and meaningful social interaction within the group. This is one
reason why audiences prefer to watch jazz players rather than listen to them.

Starting solos
Knowing where the 1 is, tests the mettle of all soloists. For some of them,
listening to the music itself is of little help, and they need someone to nod
them in on time. Singers are particularly prone to starting problems and
frequently offer themselves to band leaders who look after them in this regard.

Playing duff solos
If you play a duff solo it is because you have forgotten where you are in
the song, or forgotten what key you are supposed to be playing at that moment,
or because you are out of it anyway. After you have finished everyone goes
quiet - although everyone knows where you went wrong and will talk about it
behind your back. The thing to do is to ask the band loudly, “Did someone cross
the beat at bar 23?” The band will look at the drummer, who will say “Sorry”
and you are off the hook.

Drummers
Drummers usually take up the instrument as part of an anger management
course. You can't play as many notes as a drummer plays and worry about what
key you are in as well. There are too many jokes about drummers, too often told
in public announcements for them to feel totally at ease at all times. A bit of
tlc to drummers pays off.

Double bass
Double bass players have feelings of insecurity, and carry their
instruments to gigs as self-abasement. They feel bad because they always play
far fewer notes than anyone else but receive the same money. They are given
occasional solos to play because the rest of the band want a lift in the van
going home afterwards. The bassist will love it and will smile shyly if you
tell him that his is the most important instrument in the band. This has the
advantage of being true, unlike everything you say to everyone else about how
good they sound. Sincerity needs to be practiced.

Classical musicians playing jazz
Jazz players all have feelings of self-doubt when they play with
classically trained players. Jazz workshop groups sometimes attack classical
down to a minor third in the bridge. ” They then destroy the classical player
by taking their music away from them, and immediately starting in the count in.
Professionals raise their game here by saying, “Let's do it in Gb” and then
starting the count in, in double time.
The way for classical musicians to get their own back is to suggest that
the piano or guitar player plays the melody. These people can only read chords
and not dots so they are cooked.

Pianists
Pianists are up against time. They know too much. They know about harmony
and chord progressions. They have to make a decision between 786 different
chords and voicings, plus substitute chords, they have ten fingers to use and
the possibility of using any of seventy-four scales. They are also the only
people who can see every note they are going to play, which somehow contrives
to make the problem worse. A fast swing piece at 240 bpm with two chords in
each bar means they have 0.5 of a second to decide whether to play the altered
chord, or the diminished chord, or the straightforward dominant 7th or maybe
even a flat sixth triad in the upper structure and how to voice it and which
inversion to use. (Which fingers on which notes) In addition they have to do
something interesting with the fingers of their right hand. This all may seem a
bit technical but it indicates why there is so much turmoil going ```

### Re: The Talk2 List TBRN Presents heavy stuff FM

```
Enjoy.
- Original Message -
From: shaun everiss shau...@xtra.co.nz

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, July 11, 2009 11:18 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List TBRN Presents heavy stuff FM

hmmph is this thing archived?
I have now missed this event.
At 05:59 a.m. 12/07/2009, you wrote:
In my slot, I will welcome you to heavy stuff FM, the result of Brandon H,
Patrick, and myself, being in my studio.  So listen for ACB things, random
stuff, and more.

http://www.tbrn.netwww.tbrn.net

Did you miss a message?  Well, don't.
http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/
has it for you.  Never miss a Talk2 message again.

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### Re: The Talk2 List hi

```
if nothing else, but the mics you may never have.
I've been sleeping too much lately.
Oh well.

- Original Message -
From: Patrick Perdue patr...@pdaudio.net

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Monday, June 15, 2009 4:15 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi

The annoying thing showed up before TBRN did, and unfortunately spilled
into it. What else needs to be said? IT's all about the suspenders and
jumper cables.

Don't forget those aligator clips. You'll need them someday.

Venison88a wrote:
Whats the point of making a point? And others have used it. Its
actually caught on in many places outside of tbrn in the rest of the
world. The only word to have made it this way. Its quite scary actually.

--- On *Sat, 6/13/09, Patrick Perdue /patr...@pdaudio.net/* wrote:

From: Patrick Perdue patr...@pdaudio.net
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Date: Saturday, June 13, 2009, 2:15 AM

Congrats, Venison, for being the only person to say that other than
Farhan, probably in the entire 5.5 year history of talk2. I have
archives, I'll have to cross-reference and see if I'm correct on
this.

Yes, I'm sure you're just making a point and everything, right?

Venison88a wrote:
Wow, this is the most stoof i've seen on this mail list in a
long time. And hello new person.

--- On *Sat, 6/13/09, Jonathan Sewell /jonathansew...@shaw.ca
/mc/compose?to=jonathansew...@shaw.ca/* wrote:

From: Jonathan Sewell jonathansew...@shaw.ca
/mc/compose?to=jonathansew...@shaw.ca
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
Date: Saturday, June 13, 2009, 1:15 AM

this is true. to be honest i really didn't know most of those
other
words existed. So never used them. Wait your right, i remember
someone once saying good boof on things and stuff.

K point taken.
- Original Message - From: Derek Lane
de...@pdaudio.net /mc/compose?to=de...@pdaudio.net
/mc/compose?to=de...@pdaudio.net
/mc/compose?to=de...@pdaudio.net
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 20:08
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi

not really.  Blart and doob perhaps, but the rest haven't
held up
so well and for possibly many good reasons.
- Original Message - From: Jonathan Sewell
jonathansew...@shaw.ca
/mc/compose?to=jonathansew...@shaw.ca
/mc/compose?to=jonathansew...@shaw.ca
/mc/compose?to=jonathansew...@shaw.ca
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 10:02 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi

yeah but fwoof, boof, doob, blart, shmeeperdooper, ert,
etc is
cool!.
- Original Message - From: alexander
cordova5...@gmail.com /mc/compose?to=cordova5...@gmail.com
/mc/compose?to=cordova5...@gmail.com
/mc/compose?to=cordova5...@gmail.com
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 16:37
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi

there are a few of thees expressions that will never
die.  but
stuff like fwoof, boof, doob, blart, shmeeperdooper, ert,
etc? make, them, die! some work well as adjectives, but others
make no
sense what so ever.  Oh and must I forget lose?  oh yeah,
those were
the, uh, days? no I don't think so
- Original Message - From: Patrick Perdue
patr...@pdaudio.net /mc/compose?to=patr...@pdaudio.net
/mc/compose?to=patr...@pdaudio.net
/mc/compose?to=patr...@pdaudio.net
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
/mc/compose?to=ta...@andrelouis.com
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 5:10 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi

Derek Roberts wrote:

Mmm, we have another bad booff'ff'ff'ff'ff'ff from ,
uh ,

somewhere .

Yes, one that uses old defunct TBRN expressions that
said
network regrets and apologizes for, makes use of excessive
blindy
synth expressions on a public forum in a non-interesting
fashion,

and writes one-line messages. Yeah, I think you're correct```

### Re: The Talk2 List hi

```ah 2004, that intire summer was fun.  i PDAudio2009, which is almost
finished, I promiss, relfects the summer, its going to be fun and odd, to
put it lightly.

- Original Message -
From: Patrick Perdue patr...@pdaudio.net

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 2:58 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi

What? You mean this thing will actually start doing stuff again? Well,
see, it's all about the extremes. Summer 2004, for example; the best year
ever for talk2. Last summer, there were maybe three messages all season.
Let's see what this one does.

Derek Roberts wrote:

Lots of things are good, like TBRN, the weekend (which starts today,
yay!) summer, and, ur . well lots of things. lol

Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place.
Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are,
by definition, not smart enough to debug it. - Brian W. Kernighan

- Original Message -
*From:* S. Nicole Campbell mailto:nicolesep...@gmail.com
*To:* talk2 mailto:talk2@AndreLouis.COM
*Sent:* Friday, June 12, 2009 2:52 PM
*Subject:* RE: The Talk2 List hi

Hilo new subscriber thing.
what's good?
*From:* mai...@andrelouis.com mailto:mai...@andrelouis.com
[mailto:mai...@andrelouis.com] *On Behalf Of *Derek Roberts
*Sent:* Friday, June 12, 2009 2:51 PM
*To:* talk2
*Subject:* The Talk2 List hi

Hi all. I'm some new subscriber person. 'sup? lol.
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place.
Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are,
by definition, not smart enough to debug it. - Brian W. Kernighan

Did you miss a message?  Well, don't.
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has it for you.  Never miss a Talk2 message again.

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### Re: The Talk2 List hi

```Kelly not only wants to keep building pzm's, but wizos as well.  This could
either be good, or bad.  I see many things being thrown great distences, but
oh well.

- Original Message -
From: Patrick Perdue patr...@pdaudio.net

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 3:10 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi

example. I can tell you that not having a job is good, but since I'm bad,
it's not. The list goes on, however, I don't. It would be pointless,
stupid and generally irrelevant to continue this tangent, which hasn't
stopped any of us from doing so in the past, and probably won't in future,
either.

matthew cooper wrote:

Lots of things are good over here too, like the absence of school, summer
as you said, up comming fixtures in the sports callinder and other things
of that nature. I could tell you what's bad, but seeing as you asked the
general populous of the list what's good, i shall not do such a thing.
INstaid, i will simply press the ault key and the S key at the same time,
and, beleave it or not, it'll send the message. What do ya know.

- Original Message -
*From:* Derek Roberts mailto:bigd.vi@gmail.com
*To:* talk2 mailto:talk2@AndreLouis.COM
*Sent:* Friday, June 12, 2009 7:53 PM
*Subject:* Re: The Talk2 List hi

Lots of things are good, like TBRN, the weekend (which starts today,
yay!) summer, and, ur . well lots of things. lol
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place.
Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are,
by definition, not smart enough to debug it. - Brian W. Kernighan

- Original Message -
*From:* S. Nicole Campbell mailto:nicolesep...@gmail.com
*To:* talk2 mailto:talk2@AndreLouis.COM
*Sent:* Friday, June 12, 2009 2:52 PM
*Subject:* RE: The Talk2 List hi

Hilo new subscriber thing.
what's good?
*From:* mai...@andrelouis.com mailto:mai...@andrelouis.com
[mailto:mai...@andrelouis.com] *On Behalf Of *Derek Roberts
*Sent:* Friday, June 12, 2009 2:51 PM
*To:* talk2
*Subject:* The Talk2 List hi

Hi all. I'm some new subscriber person. 'sup? lol.
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first
place.
Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you
are,
by definition, not smart enough to debug it. - Brian W.
Kernighan

Did you miss a message?  Well, don't.
http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/
has it for you.  Never miss a Talk2 message again.

Did you miss a message?  Well, don't.
http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/
has it for you.  Never miss a Talk2 message again.

```

### The Talk2 List PDAudio realtime2009

```A bit early perhaps, but its that time of year again where I go to Patrick's
place, and strange things happen.  If memorial day weekend was boring for you,
being a part of the randomness that is PDAudio will at least be some sort of
compensation
where for you?
http://listen.tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg.m3u
When?  Today  at 7:09 pm eastern
How long?  Could be 3 minutes, could be 30 hours...  Well, maybe not 30 hours,
but as long as its worth going.
Due to this being the 10th stream Patrick and I have done, during the show, and
in the archive as well, you'll be treated to brief flashbacks of TBRN and
PDAudio's past.

```

### The Talk2 List possible cartime2009 at 3 eastern

```If all goes as planned, expect cartime 2009 to exist at 3ish eastern.  Unlike
tradition, mom is driving to take me back to the central meeting point, so the
possibility of getting lost exists, but as far as you, the listeners, are
concerned, you will be able to both call and write in during the Journey from
Greensboro to Statesville.
To listen, point your media player of choice to
http://listen.tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg, and enjoy.
```

### Re: The Talk2 List blart radio archives

```Speaking of fixing things, I should upload my shows, apparently I haven't
uploaded anything in over 2 months.
- Original Message -
From: shaun everiss shau...@xtra.co.nz

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Tuesday, May 19, 2009 4:40 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List blart radio archives

Hi.
ok guys now it appears I don't get the error I got earlier like yesterday
but every file returns a internal server 500 error.

the folder appears fine though.

Did you miss a message?  Well, don't.
http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/
has it for you.  Never miss a Talk2 message again.

Did you miss a message?  Well, don't.
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has it for you.  Never miss a Talk2 message again.

```

### The Talk2 List todays WDGLFM

```Its may, and that means school's out for summer, so naturally the obvious
traditional block of songs come to mind
Yes, we will hear bits of another  concert recorded at GWU, this time there
Symphonic band.
Autotoon the news... yes, it's been done, not by me, but you'll still hear
the results.
We have a certain Laugh to set to a beet as well as getting Bryan all synched
up to one as well.
and many more things.
You know what to do, when and how, so go for it.
```

### Re: The Talk2 List Are you as boring as Greensboro?

```Not to copy and paste,but maybe I should 1 day, because I bet my outside is
more boring than yours.  neh neh, neh neh neh!

- Original Message -
From: Amanda J. Rush ama...@customerservant.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, May 01, 2009 10:33 AM
Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Are you as boring as Greensboro?

We're not as boring as Greensborough, we're worse!

-Original Message-
From: mai...@andrelouis.com [mailto:mai...@andrelouis.com] On Behalf Of
Patrick Perdue
Sent: Friday, May 01, 2009 10:01 AM
To: talk2
Subject: The Talk2 List Are you as boring as Greensboro?

From now until it rains, or I get bored with it, or lots of people tell me
to stop, I'm streaming from outside the house using a pair of mics to show
you all how boring it is around here. Find out for yourself if you are as
boring as the city of Greensboro by tuning into
http://listen.tbrn.net:/outside.ogg.m3u

or not.

Hey, I haven't done this in two years, and not much has  changed since
then... Not really, anyway.

--
Patrick Perdue (MCP, NCNA)
KE4DYI
Greensboro, NC
website: http://www.pdaudio.net
home: +1(336)698-4417
Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583
e-mail, Live and AOL messengers: patr...@pdaudio.net

Did you miss a message?  Well, don't.
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has it for you.  Never miss a Talk2 message again.

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```

### Re: The Talk2 List Are you as boring as Greensboro?

```
- Original Message -
From: shaun everiss shau...@xtra.co.nz

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, May 01, 2009 5:53 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Are you as boring as Greensboro?

hmmm patrick would be cool if you actually did a show from outside or even
did a show with various backgrounds.
ie war zone construction site, rock concert, and other such things, space
ship?

You have the sfx and you know you want to or not.
At 02:00 a.m. 2/05/2009, you wrote:
From now until it rains, or I get bored with it, or lots of people tell me
to stop, I'm streaming from outside the house using a pair of mics to show
you all how boring it is around here. Find out for yourself if you are as
boring as the city of Greensboro by tuning into
http://listen.tbrn.net:/outside.ogg.m3u

or not.

Hey, I haven't done this in two years, and not much has  changed since
then... Not really, anyway.

--
Patrick Perdue (MCP, NCNA)
KE4DYI
Greensboro, NC
website: http://www.pdaudio.net
home: +1(336)698-4417
Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583
e-mail, Live and AOL messengers: patr...@pdaudio.net

Did you miss a message?  Well, don't.
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has it for you.  Never miss a Talk2 message again.

Did you miss a message?  Well, don't.
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has it for you.  Never miss a Talk2 message again.

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```

### Re: The Talk2 List Want to go on a hunting cruise?

```Sounds fun.
Granted, people should  be scared if I were in control of some of that stuff,
but still... fun!
- Original Message -
From: Venison88a
To: talk2
Sent: Monday, April 27, 2009 1:47 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List Want to go on a hunting cruise?

It appears that this would be much more exciting than the Love
Boat

I found a Somali cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in the Sudan
) and
docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania ). The cost is a bit high @ \$800 per
person per day, double occupancy but I didn't find it that offensive.

What I found enticing is that the cruise company is encouraging people
to
bring their 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don't
have
weapons you can rent them right there on the boat. They claim to have a
afternoon.

The cruise lasts from 4-8 days and nights and costs a maximum of \$3200
per
person double occupancy (4 days). All the boat does is sail up and down
the
coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. Here are some of
the
costs and claims associated with the package.

M-16 full auto rental \$25.00/day ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 armor
piercing
ammo at 15.95

Ak-47 rifle @ No charge. ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo
at
14.95

Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper rifle rental \$55.00/day ammo at 25 rounds
of
.50 cal. armor piercing at 9.95

Crew members can double as spotters for 30.00 per hour (spotting scope
included).

They even offer RPG's at 75 bucks and 200 dollars for 3 standard loads

Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and
coffee
and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am.

Meals are not included but seem reasonable.

Most cruises offer a mini-bar... these gung ho entrepreneurs
offer... ..
get this.

MOUNTED MINIGUN AVAILABLE @ 450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire

They advertise group rates and corporate discounts... ...and even claim
FUN
FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY

They even offer a partial money back if not satisfied... .here's a part

We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts
by
pirates or we will refund back half your money including gun rental
charges
and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included)

How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5
knots
within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia . If an attempted Hijacking
does not
occur we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will
repeat
this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the
ntire length of Somalia .

At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at
intervals
and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention. Cabin
space is
limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before May 29 and get
100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice.

```

### The Talk2 List on todays WDGLFM

```Spring has sprung, so hear the ambient sounds of thestudio surroundings in
stereo as I do the normal things that I do.  I've been gone for two weeks so
the strange stories I have for you guys...  Recordings as well, you may ask...
Kind of, but not as much as I'd like.  I do like calls, and expect those
though, as well as many laughs as a result of some rather old, but restored
recordings I've found.  As a result of the return of Canadian Bryan, we're
going to put a few clips of him to music.
Is there more?  Yes, will I mention it now?  Nope, I'm still getting things
together, so no false promisses from yours truely.
You know when and how to listen, so do it!
```

### Re: The Talk2 List tests

```
These messages are making it live again.
As a random note, someone yelled woot woot! at the party I was at
yesterday, and it wasn't me.

- Original Message -
From: matthew cooper m.coo...@hampshiregoalball.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Sunday, April 12, 2009 5:20 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List tests

Yeah it kinda has been dead over here.
- Original Message -
From: shaun everiss shau...@xtra.co.nz

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Sunday, April 12, 2009 10:18 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List tests

Hi just checking as I have not got messages from here in a bit

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has it for you.  Never miss a Talk2 message again.

Did you miss a message?  Well, don't.
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### Re: The Talk2 List Fw: Life of an ordinary loser is not for you

```if caitlin h went retarded, forgot english, learned russian, relearned
english from a little china man in a little china van who barely knew
english or russian in the first place, you'd have that.

- Original Message -
From: Onj o...@andrelouis.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, April 03, 2009 6:17 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List Fw: Life of an ordinary loser is not for you

I have never seen quite such a long message, and with quite a lot of
coherency.  WEll, in part.
Tell me this isn't odd?
And no, I wouldn't usually send this to the list, we get far too much of
this crap on a daily basis, but this one's the exception.
Thoughts?

From: Derek Beatty polona...@futureconnect.org
on Friday, April 03, 2009 10:57 AM

i have never been an animal person. i swore i'd never have a dog. who
wants
to pick up poop? not me. but somehow in my baby hungry weakness i was
convinced to relent by the other two mccalebs who said they desperately
needed a puppy. fine. whatever, just take care of her and pick up the
poop.
but the commonality between each experience was- it was out of my hands.
i
occasionally fell in love with someone who couldn't be had. i
occasionally
had to run from someone who wouldn't let me go.
i know some people don't love the whole valentine's thing. but it is so
fun
to me! i don't care if the greeting card company made it up- any day
where i
get to be pretty, treated with sweetness, have a declicious dinner and
some
romance is right on in my book.

even more obsessed with flickr than usual of late
(but honestly, i don't snack alot. when you eat so much protein you don't
get
hungry as often through the day)

did anyone else sustain life with saltines from the ages of 13-17?
i bet that block is not nearly as big as i remember it being, but i
remember
it being quite a trip.

I'll show you what i've been working on soon- they're presents and i have
to
give them away first. have a nice monday! vas
grant and i listened and danced to his music on valentine's day.

messes are piling up around me making it hard to relax and get well. i
can't
cuddle grant or cate- they need to stay well- so they are steering clear
of
me. i am bored and tired and achy.
cate and i went through some of the free options around the web for

when cate is too scared to go downstairs, penny will go with her and
everything is all right. she lets cate dress her up for weddings or try
to
ride her or pull her by the tail almost daily. and even knowing the
torture
she will soon endure, she gets so excited when cate gets home from
school.
we lived on a corner in a typical o.c. tract neighborhood.

hey my little family,
i am determined!

cate: did you love disney games on the computer when you were five?
the
upper right corner. that's how it was all around the block. even on
really
hot days you could find a great place to play in some serious shade.
everyone
had a huge tree or trees somewhere on their property, and bushes, and
ivy,
and a great variety of things. the only reason we had those young trees
on
the corner was because my mom sold our big palm tree to some palm springs
landscapers, ha!

my problem, dear anne, is that it is 2009. kids don't like to get all
fussied
up anymore, and i don't think they would go to the trouble of making up
stories about lost broaches to be able to go to a silly church picnic. in
my
mind the little girls are wearing spring dresses and holding parasols
with
their gloved hands while the boys are eating biscuits and drinking
rootbeer with their hats and suspenders on. but i live in a dreamland
where i
want everything stylized. i know you understand me, anne.
do you have to be obsessed with yarn and needles and hooks like i am to
think
that is the most inviting little space you've ever seen?

my room is clean and i'm knitting.
Buoy

and then i found myself a mother. funny, i thought i'd teach awhile
longer
and have grant all to myself and save some money.

i spent a few hours organizing my yarn and needles into that armoire.
she is my best babysitter for cate. she takes turns with me putting cate
to
bed and being her pillow.

i will i will i will. please hold me accountable if you don't see the
results
posted next week. the inspiration pieces:
grant and i talked last fall about wanting to take control and own a home
and
make some of our dreams a reality. so we planned to move back to
california
for some opportunities there.

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### Re: The Talk2 List Warner Brothers Inc. acquires The Pirate Bay

```I'm thinking so, given those companies would try to tare each other apart given
what they do.
- Original Message -
From: Venison88a
To: talk2
Sent: Wednesday, April 01, 2009 1:44 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Warner Brothers Inc. acquires The Pirate Bay

What the hell?? Is this some kind of april fools joke? This just doesnt
sound right at all.

--- On Tue, 3/31/09, Vanja Sudar va...@sudar.co.uk wrote:

From: Vanja Sudar va...@sudar.co.uk
Subject: The Talk2 List Warner Brothers Inc. acquires The Pirate Bay
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Date: Tuesday, March 31, 2009, 7:26 PM

acquire The Pirate Bay, the consumer media company for

people to share original copies through a Web experience, for \$13.37
billion in a stock-for-stock transaction. Following

the acquisition, The Pirate Bay will operate independently to
preserve its successful brand and passionate community.

The acquisition combines one of the largest and fastest growing
online entertainment communities with Warner Bros’s

expertise in organizing information and creating new models for
advertising on the Internet. The combined companies

will focus on providing a better, more comprehensive experience for

sharing content, and will offer new opportunities for professional
content owners to distribute their work to reach a

vast new audience.

“The The Pirate Bay team has built an exciting and powerful media
platform that complements Warner Bros’s mission

to organize the world’s information and make it universally
accessible and useful,” said Jim Kjeyzer, Chief Executive

Officer of Warner Bros. “Our companies share similar values; we both
always put our users first and are committed to

innovating to improve their experience. Together, we are natural
partners to offer a compelling media entertainment

service to users, content owners and advertisers.”

“Our community has played a vital role in changing the way that
people consume media, creating a new hip culture.

By joining forces with Warner Bros, we can benefit from its global
reach and technology leadership to deliver a more

comprehensive entertainment experience for our users and to create
new opportunities for our partners,” said Anakata,

CEO and Co-Founder of The Pirate Bay. “I’m confident that with this
partnership we’ll have the flexibility and resources

needed to pursue our goal of building the next-generation platform
for serving media worldwide.”

When the acquisition is complete, The Pirate Bay will retain its
distinct brand identity, strengthening and complementing

Warner Bros’s own fast-growing video business. The Pirate Bay will
continue to be based in Stockholm, Sweden,

and all The Pirate Bay employees will remain with the company. With

and global reach, The Pirate Bay will continue to build on its
success as one of the world’s most popular services

for online entertainment.

The number of Warner Bros shares to be issued in the transaction will
be determined based on the 30-day average closing

price two trading days prior to the completion of the acquisition.
Both companies have approved the transaction,

which is subject to customary closing conditions and is expected to
close in the third quarter of 2009.

The company will host a conference and webcast at 1:30 p.m. Pacific
Time (4:30 p.m. Eastern Time) tomorrow to

discuss the acquisition. To access the conference, please email
scott.r...@warnerbros.com A replay of the will be

available until midnight Thursday, April 16 at various interwebs
internationally. Confirmation code for the replay is

1337101.

Warner Bros’s innovative movie film technologies connect millions of
people around the world with information every

day. Founded in 1918 by small time crooks Harry and Albert, Warner
Bros today is a top web property in all major

global markets. Warner Bros’s targeted film movie program provides
businesses of all sizes with measurable results,

while enhancing the overall web experience for users. Warner Bros is
headquartered in Hollywood with offices throughout

www.WarnerBros.com.

Vanja

http://www.sudar.co.uk
MSN/windows live messenger: suda...@hotmail.com
AIM: vanja121
Skype: vanja121

```

### Re: The Talk2 List Serenity prayer for work

```Just the laugh I needed to make me laugh myself seupid.

- Original Message -
From: matthew cooper
To: talk2
Sent: Monday, March 30, 2009 5:12 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List Serenity prayer for work

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to
change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the evidence that I
have been using company property for personal purposes, including circulating
my resume, searching for more rewarding and satisfying work.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they maybe
connected to the butt that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday,
5% on Fridays.

And help me to remember. When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems
that people are working on my last Good Nerve, that it takes 42 muscles to
frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
```

### Re: The Talk2 List This list is dead, dave!

```But they'd be cute little darling potatoes if they did that, and, especially
given they're not mine, that's just cute now isn't it?
- Original Message -
From: matthew cooper m.coo...@hampshiregoalball.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, March 21, 2009 12:14 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List This list is dead, dave!

Which drive is this, and is stuff backed up, or safely recoverable? If
not, well, you could have a problem. AA large problem. About as
problematic as if your potatoes growing legs and runing through the house
like rats. Rodent potatoes? Wow. What an odd and scarey thought.
- Original Message -
From: Onj o...@andrelouis.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, March 21, 2009 4:05 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List This list is dead, dave!

I don't care if you lot have twitter, I don't.  I want to vent my anger at
the fact that a drive less than a year old is showing signs of behaving
like a recalcitrant granny when it could be doing so many better things,
like serving me my 409 gigs of data.
Windows says, hard disk 4 D has a bad block.  I chkdsk /f the drive and
it took about 15 and a half minutes and recovers files, and does all
that, and I'm then notified it has 53 KB of bad sectors.  Now that's less
than an iriver drive, but see, thing about that, is my Iriver drive has
64 K of bad sectors, and is much, much older.  To add to this of course,
an Iriver is a portable device, and who knows if the owner before me
dropped it on it's head like a red-headed stepchild he didn't want?  So

MR  Andre P. Louis

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### Re: The Talk2 List This list is dead, dave!

```
Thank you for providing content for this list.
I want a 1 tb drive, just not a broken 1.
I heard its good to wait until the next size up is out before getting the
thing you want.

I don't know if that's the case or if that's just some sort of paranoia.

- Original Message -
From: Onj o...@andrelouis.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, March 21, 2009 12:05 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List This list is dead, dave!

I don't care if you lot have twitter, I don't.  I want to vent my anger at
the fact that a drive less than a year old is showing signs of behaving
like a recalcitrant granny when it could be doing so many better things,
like serving me my 409 gigs of data.
Windows says, hard disk 4 D has a bad block.  I chkdsk /f the drive and it
took about 15 and a half minutes and recovers files, and does all that,
and I'm then notified it has 53 KB of bad sectors.  Now that's less than
an iriver drive, but see, thing about that, is my Iriver drive has 64 K of
bad sectors, and is much, much older.  To add to this of course, an Iriver
is a portable device, and who knows if the owner before me dropped it on
it's head like a red-headed stepchild he didn't want?  So now I have to

MR  Andre P. Louis

My personal site: http://AndreLouis.COM
My Live Journal: http://LJ.AndreLouis.COM
Free music (for use in MOH systems, podcasts and radio):
http://tbrn.net/Beds

The Beyond Radio Network (TBRN:) http://www.TBRN.NET
Rockbox voices: http://onj1.AndreLouis.COM/rockbox
The phonetones project: http://onj1.AndreLouis.COM/phonetones

Online contacts:

Email and NET Messenger: an...@andrelouis.com
Aim: FreakyFwoof

Telephone contacts:

Home (phone United Kingdom):   +44207-076
Home (fax United Kingdom):   +44207- 2212126
Cellular (United Kingdom): +44-7875-546903
In the United States: +1-404-8065809
or
+1-425-906-3664

A PROUD Samsung NC10 Netbook owner since 05/12/2008.

Did you miss a message?  Well, don't.
http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/
has it for you.  Never miss a Talk2 message again.

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### Re: The Talk2 List This list is dead, dave!

```
Good to see the fact that you're not deads.
Keep me posted at least on how things go for you.

- Original Message -
From: S. Nicole Campbell nicolesep...@gmail.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, March 21, 2009 2:17 PM
Subject: RE: The Talk2 List This list is dead, dave!

Put it in the freezer!!

S. Nicole Campbell---
Show me, I will forget. Teach me, I may remember. Involve  me, I will
understand.

-Original Message-
From: mai...@andrelouis.com [mailto:mai...@andrelouis.com] On Behalf Of
matthew cooper
Sent: Saturday, March 21, 2009 12:26 PM
To: talk2
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List This list is dead, dave!

Well in that case, you could get a 1.5 Tb drive if that theory is true. I
want a 1 tb internal to replace my 320 TV drive.
- Original Message -
From: Derek Lane de...@pdaudio.net
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, March 21, 2009 4:22 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List This list is dead, dave!

Thank you for providing content for this list.
I want a 1 tb drive, just not a broken 1.
I heard its good to wait until the next size up is out before getting
the thing you want.

I don't know if that's the case or if that's just some sort of paranoia.

- Original Message -
From: Onj o...@andrelouis.com
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, March 21, 2009 12:05 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List This list is dead, dave!

I don't care if you lot have twitter, I don't.  I want to vent my
anger at the fact that a drive less than a year old is showing signs
of behaving like a recalcitrant granny when it could be doing so many
better things, like serving me my 409 gigs of data.
Windows says, hard disk 4 D has a bad block.  I chkdsk /f the drive
and  it took about 15 and a half minutes and recovers files, and does
all  that, and I'm then notified it has 53 KB of bad sectors.  Now
that's less  than an iriver drive, but see, thing about that, is my
Iriver drive has
64 K of bad sectors, and is much, much older.  To add to this of
course,  an Iriver is a portable device, and who knows if the owner
before me  dropped it on it's head like a red-headed stepchild he
didn't want?  So  now I have to replace a 1 TB drive.  I am pissed about

this.  OK?  Good.

MR  Andre P. Louis

My personal site: http://AndreLouis.COM  My Live Journal:
Free music (for use in MOH systems, podcasts and radio):
http://tbrn.net/Beds
The Beyond Radio Network (TBRN:) http://www.TBRN.NET  Rockbox
voices: http://onj1.AndreLouis.COM/rockbox

The phonetones project: http://onj1.AndreLouis.COM/phonetones

Online contacts:

Email and NET Messenger: an...@andrelouis.com
Aim: FreakyFwoof

Telephone contacts:

Home (phone United Kingdom):   +44207-076
Home (fax United Kingdom):   +44207- 2212126
Cellular (United Kingdom): +44-7875-546903 In the United States:
+1-404-8065809 or

+1-425-906-3664

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### Re: The Talk2 List I'm back!

```
Yes, many welcomes from all of me(s) to all of you.
- Original Message -
From: matthew cooper m.coo...@hampshiregoalball.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2009 1:54 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List I'm back!

Welcome back maria. Nice to see you again.
- Original Message -
From: Maria raynb...@gmail.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2009 12:40 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List I'm back!

This is just a little extra blip in your mail processing to let everyone
who probably doesn't care know that I've successfully resubscribed to
this list. I'm bored and it's way too early to be useful.

Bye, Maria AkA Raynbo

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### Re: The Talk2 List Fw: A Christmas Giggle

```To say that's amazingly funny, would be an understatement.

- Original Message -
From: Venison88a
To: talk2
Sent: Monday, January 05, 2009 6:07 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List Fw: A Christmas Giggle

This was too funny not to pass along.

This is an article submitted to a  1999 Louisville Sentinel
contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas  dinners. It won first prize.

As a joke, my brother Jay used to  hang a pair of panty hose
over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all  he wanted was for Santa to
fill them.
What they say about Santa  checking the list twice must be true
because every Christmas morning,  although Jay's kids' stockings overflowed,
his poor pantyhose hung sadly  empty.

One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on
sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell
those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore  downtown.  If
you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go.  You'll only confuse yourself.
I was there an hour saying things like,  'What does this do?' 'You're kidding
me!' 'Who would buy that?' Finally, I  made it to the inflatable doll section.
I wanted to buy a  standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a
passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour.

Finding what I wanted was difficult. 'Love Dolls' come in  many
different models. The top of the line, according to the side of the  box, could
do things I'd only seen in a book on animal husbandry. I settled for 'Lovable
Louise.' She was at the bottom of the price scale. To call Louise a 'doll' took
a huge leap of imagination.
On Christmas Eve and with the help of an old bicycle pump,
Louise  came to life.  My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during
the wee morning hours. Long after Santa had come and gone, I filled  the
dangling pantyhose with Louise's pliant legs and bottom. I also ate  some
cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray.  I went
home, and giggled for a couple of hours.
The next morning my brother called to say that Santa had been
to his house and left a  present that had made him VERY happy, but had left the
dog confused. She would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some
more.

We all agreed that Louise should remain in her pantyhose so the
rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the  traditional
Christmas dinner.  My grandmother noticed Louise the  moment she walked in the
door.
'What the hell is that?' she asked.
My brother quickly explained, 'It's a doll.'
'Who would  play with something like that?' Granny snapped. I
kept my mouth  shut.
'Where are her clothes?' Granny continued.
'Boy,  that turkey sure smells nice, Gran,' Jay said, to steer
her into the dining room.
But Granny was relentless. 'Why doesn't she have any  teeth?'
Again, I could have answered, but why would I? It was
Christmas and no one wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying,  'Hang
on Granny, hang on!'

My grandfather, a delightful old man  with poor eyesight,
sidled up to me and said,
'Hey, who's the naked gal  by the fireplace?' I told him she
was Jay's friend.
A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to
Louise. Not just talking, but actually flirting. It was then that we realized
this might be Grandpa's last Christmas at home.

The dinner went well. We made  the usual small talk about who
had died, who was dying, and who should be  killed, when suddenly Louise made a
noise like my father in the bathroom  in the morning. Then she lurched from the
mantel, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa.
The cat screamed.  I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran
across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation. My brother fell back over his chair and wet his  pants.  Granny
threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and  sat in the car.

It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and  remember.

Later in my brother's garage, we conducted a thorough
examination to decide the cause of Louise's collapse. We discovered that
Louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh.
Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape, we restored  her to
perfect health.

I can't wait until next  Christmas.

```

### Re: The Talk2 List Who's talking now?

```I've found a message that was sent on this day, some year(s) ago.  I'll
forward that.
- Original Message -
From: Patrick Perdue patr...@pdaudio.net

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Sunday, January 04, 2009 4:52 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List Who's talking now?

thing that rhymes with Tango, this list hasn't had much to do over the
past year.

If traffic on this list doesn't start becoming a lot more interesting, I'm
going to have to take drastic measures.
Yep, that's right, I'm going to have to start forwarding server logs and
caller ID info for each incoming call to this list, and you won't like it
much.

Lots of phone numbers will become viewable by the public.
Your world will flip it's face off in at least four directions.
line from the street. If you have cable, you won't anymore. If you have a
satellite dish, make a wish before it hits the ground.

In otherwords, talk!

Now I'm going to be hypocritical and go to sleep.

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### The Talk2 List Fw: 101 Ways to Annoy People

```

- Original Message -
From: Maria L ray...@andrelouis.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, January 04, 2007 3:30 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List 101 Ways to Annoy People

I suppose the 102nd one would be to send along thingies like this. Oh well.
Maria

- Original Message -

Why be difficult, when with a little effort, you can be impossible?

101 ways to annoy people

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write for sensual massage.
3. Specify that your drive-through order is to go.
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public
consisting entirely of Bp Bip Bip Beeep Bip...
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and
then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a robot voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce
that this is so no one will swipe your grub.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper,
98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather
conditions to keep them tuned up.
16. Reply to everything someone says with that's what YOU think.
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your
astronaut training.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a
real hoot.
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with
Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and cc: them
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people
play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the
neighbors you are a spider person.
26. Finish all your sentences with the words in accordance with the
prophesy.
27. Wear a special hip holster for yourremote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing
awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your
ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and accidentally flip the ink cartridge across
the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal
Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and
insist to others that you like it that way.
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright
warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector stripsinto peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of Sweating to the Oldies over climactic parts of rental
movies.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their
complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with ooh la la!
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole
streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write X - BURIED TREASURE in random spots on all of someone's
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/
O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: Do you hear that?
What? Never mind, its gone now.
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing Jingle Bells, Batman smells until
physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says Magnificent One.
69. As much as ```

### The Talk2 List Fw: 101 Ways to Annoy People

```

- Original Message -
From: Maria L ray...@andrelouis.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, January 04, 2007 3:30 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List 101 Ways to Annoy People

I suppose the 102nd one would be to send along thingies like this. Oh well.
Maria

- Original Message -

Why be difficult, when with a little effort, you can be impossible?

101 ways to annoy people

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write for sensual massage.
3. Specify that your drive-through order is to go.
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public
consisting entirely of Bp Bip Bip Beeep Bip...
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and
then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a robot voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce
that this is so no one will swipe your grub.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper,
98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather
conditions to keep them tuned up.
16. Reply to everything someone says with that's what YOU think.
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your
astronaut training.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a
real hoot.
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with
Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and cc: them
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people
play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the
neighbors you are a spider person.
26. Finish all your sentences with the words in accordance with the
prophesy.
27. Wear a special hip holster for yourremote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing
awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your
ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and accidentally flip the ink cartridge across
the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal
Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and
insist to others that you like it that way.
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright
warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector stripsinto peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of Sweating to the Oldies over climactic parts of rental
movies.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their
complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with ooh la la!
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole
streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write X - BURIED TREASURE in random spots on all of someone's
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/
O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: Do you hear that?
What? Never mind, its gone now.
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing Jingle Bells, Batman smells until
physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says Magnificent One.
69. As much as ```

### Re: The Talk2 List Fw: 101 Ways to Annoy People

```
Hi me.
Despite the fact that you didn't actively send this twice; it came through
twice anyway.
Please tell some random object to stop it, and look at your hp fanfics as
they just finished being synchronised and are all big and nice.
- Original Message -
From: Derek Lane de...@pdaudio.net

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Sunday, January 04, 2009 3:50 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List Fw: 101 Ways to Annoy People

- Original Message -
From: Maria L ray...@andrelouis.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, January 04, 2007 3:30 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List 101 Ways to Annoy People

I suppose the 102nd one would be to send along thingies like this. Oh
well.

Maria

- Original Message -

Why be difficult, when with a little effort, you can be impossible?

101 ways to annoy people

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write for sensual massage.
3. Specify that your drive-through order is to go.
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public
consisting entirely of Bp Bip Bip Beeep Bip...
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and
then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a robot voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce
that this is so no one will swipe your grub.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper,
98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather
conditions to keep them tuned up.
16. Reply to everything someone says with that's what YOU think.
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your
astronaut training.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a
real hoot.
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch
with

Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and cc: them
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people
play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the
neighbors you are a spider person.
26. Finish all your sentences with the words in accordance with the
prophesy.
27. Wear a special hip holster for yourremote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing
awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any
moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your
ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and accidentally flip the ink cartridge across
the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal
Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and
insist to others that you like it that way.
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright
warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector stripsinto peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of Sweating to the Oldies over climactic parts of
rental

movies.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their
complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with ooh la la!
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole
streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write X - BURIED TREASURE in random spots on all of someone's
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/
O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: Do you hear that?
What? Never mind, its```

### The Talk2 List Rob is doing a show

```Rob is doing a show, as a result of a newyears party he's having.
Don't know what will happen, or who'll be there, but I shall be listening
accept for the part where I will put my jecklin disk and mics outside to record
things around 12 midnight.  I'll probably go ahead and put things outside and
record, and listen to said recording later.

```

### The Talk2 List car time 2008

```Although we didn't stream anything last night, we're getting ready to stream
car time 2008 in 8 minits as of the writing of this message.
We'll be taking messages and phone calls.
Listen on your favorite tbrn live stream and enjoy.
```

### The Talk2 List Fw: Happy, Merry, seasonal, something

```

- Original Message -
From: Onj o...@andrelouis.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, December 25, 2004 7:37 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List Happy, Merry, seasonal, something

SEASONAL GREETING FOLLOWING EXAMINATION AND APPROVAL FROM OUR LAWYER:

From Andre P. Louis  (the wishor) to you (hereinafter called the

wishee),
please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best
wishes for

an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low
stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect
for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...and a
financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but
with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and
having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious
faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be
made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor
are acknowledged.
* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any
of the wishes.
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the
restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within
the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, which ever comes first.
* The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this
wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor
* Any references in this greeting to God, the Lord, Father Christmas,
or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive,
shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting,
and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images
are hereby acknowledged.

.in other words Merry Christmas!*

For updated Music beds as of two days ago, backing tracks, stings, slings,
http://AndreLouis.COM/streams/beds
Give me credit where credit's due, don't claim you wrote it.

Main sites: http://AndreLouis.COM
http://www.AndreLouis.COM
Email: o...@andrelouis.com
Home:   +44.2077278876
Mobile: +44.7973957592

Did you miss a message?  Well, don't.
http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/
has it for you.  Never miss a Talk2 message again.

```

### The Talk2 List Fw: MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME...

```

- Original Message -
From: Onj o...@andrelouis.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Sunday, December 25, 2005 4:44 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME...

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME...
1. My Mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning.

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
You better pray that will come out of the carpet.

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
If you don't start behaving, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next
week!

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me.

6. My mother taught me IRONY.
Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone. X_X

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it, killed it, then
ressurected it again to let the hurricane some fun.

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
I brought you into this world, and I can take you out. O.O

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have
wonderful parents like you do. =.=;;

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
Just you wait until we get home.

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
You are going to get it when you get home!

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.

18. My mother taught me ESP.
Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when youâ€™re cold?

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
When you get to be my age, you'll understand.

24. My mother taught me about SAFE SEX.
Chocolate has the same effect as sex on your brain. Eat it and you'll have
less of a chance at getting those STDs you oh-so desire.

25. My mother taught me about the responsibilty of having PETS.
Your brother just missed the toilet. Do me a favor and go clean it up.

26. My mother taught me to be afraid of people with SHARP OBJECTS
There. I'm done cutting your hair. And the back of your shirt. And sorry
for cutting out a chunk of your neck and eyebrow. You shouldn't have made me

27. My mother taught me KARMA.
...And I should trust you with a sharp object after your brother stole your
book and you threatened to kill him...why?

28. And my favorite: my mother taught me about REVENGE.
One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!

Sincerely yours

Andre P. Louis

Network?  Visit one of the sites listed below:

Main site: http://AndreLouis.COM
My Live Journal: http://LJ.AndreLouis.COM
The Beyond Radio Network (TBRN:) http://www.TBRN.NET

Online contacts:

Email and NET Messenger: an...@andrelouis.com
Skype: Andre_Louis
Aim: FreakyFwoof
Bitwise: FreakyFwoof

Telephone contacts:

In the United States: +1-203-9875455
Home:   +44-207-2212126
Mobile: +44-7967-462729

Did you miss a message?  Well, don't.
http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/
has it for you.  Never miss a Talk2 message again.

```

### The Talk2 List Fw: WildBunch: Christmas show - The Louis Bin

```

- Original Message -
From: Onj o...@andrelouis.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, December 25, 2004 9:49 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List WildBunch: Christmas show - The Louis Bin

I figure that I'm such a regular that you'd all know about it by now, but
hey, some don't, some do, and others just don't care, so I'm going
to enlighten you because I can and I want too.
Of course Sammy the Christmas snake will get a mention for obvious
reasons, as well.
Basically I'm writing to tell you of my Christmas broadcast today, that is
to

say Saturday,and by the
time I finish, it's Sunday for me.
Anyway, the point being, that from 5 PM till 8 PM EST., 4 PM to 7 PM CST,
10

PM to 1 AM GMT and others, so on, so forth, upwards, and sideways, that's
when my show is.
For a really freaky example of the kinds of things you can expect, put
this

url into winamp and have a listen.
Examples of things you may find:
1.  Me getting bitch slapped by a lesbian secretary.
Note:  You'd have to tune in to find out exactly what and why one of those
is.
2.  The excuse me! factor.
Again, you'd have to listen and understand why that's as funny as it is.
3.  14 Listeners and a drill.
Not my doing, Blame the infamous Nick G for that.
4.  Nick G and the answer to the excuse me problem.
So not funny!
5.  Nick G making the worlds largest fool out of himself on an
international
radio station, and screaming so loudly that his little inflatable self
goes

off the range of the scale of human hearing.
6.  The URL for that stream which was most entertaining:
http://onj.AndreLouis.COM/stream.mp3
Most of you would've heard that by now, but if not, get it.  It was
probably

one of my most funny shows.  Oh and for any of you that know jessy, the
bloke JesssyWell, er, yeah.  He pretty much got bitch slapped by
approximately 5

people live.

To tune to the live stream tonight, point you're media player of choice,
though of course anyone with enough brains to use a computer should, by
now,

know that winamp is the win, to these urls:

During the show, you can contact me these ways:
aim: WildBunchLive
Skype: Andre_Louis

watch me shout as loudly as Nick G over how shitty windows messenger is,
only not quite as high up, because every time I broadcast, it insists on
signing me out.

Catch me later people, I don't know who will call me, but it's usually
entertaining, and sometimes, like you know from the Xmas-Boss-Groov, some
of you anyway, I make really out of the way, off the wall stuff live on
air,

get bossed around by little people like Chris K, and told that I'm not
allowed to use sound fonts, which constitute a massive chunk of my music,
and so I get mad and throw things!

Did you miss a message?  Well, don't.
http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/
has it for you.  Never miss a Talk2 message again.

```

### The Talk2 List If you want Christmas related stuff to listen too...

```Listen to tbrn all day tomorrow.  I'm starting at 9, and going indefinitely,
when I'm done, Brandon will take over with more Christmaseyness as long as he
can.  Then, going in to Christmas, I'll be back to run the triditional specials
that I do at that point.
Also, hear the festival of lights, the annual Christmas concert, which was
recorded by yours truely at GWU.
Ejoy, and Merry christmas
```

### The Talk2 List Fw: Holiday Eating Tips

```
- Original Message -
From: Vanja Sudar
To: talk2
Sent: Thursday, December 16, 2004 5:50 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List Holiday Eating Tips

1. Avoid carrot sticks.
Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the
Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door,
where
they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly.
Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than
single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink
up!
Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going
to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have
one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it.
That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a
volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano.
Repeat.

4. Check Out The Mashed Potatoes
As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole
milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an
automatic
transmission.

5. No Snacking
Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your
eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's

6. Don't Waste Time Exercising
Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can
do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for
long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a
10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. Get What You Can
If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted
Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them
and
don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the centre of attention.
They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're
never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies.
Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or, if you don't like
mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you
get
to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake?
Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at
all cost. I mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip:
If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table,
you haven't been paying attention. Reread tips; start over, but hurry, January
is just around the corner.

Remember this motto to live by:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,
chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming
WOO HOO what a ride! Have an amazing day!

Vanja
MSN messenger: suda...@hotmail.com
AIM: vanja121
Skype: vanja121
http://www.sudar.co.uk
```

### Re: The Talk2 List [Fwd: [BlindAttic] 500g b externil hard drive to sell or trade]

```
Vell?
I vaunt a shlide vishsle, aund sometzing ehlse baut, I doont vemembeh vaut
it vauz.

Oh well, shcrew eet, deep!

- Original Message -
From: ryan Perdue ryanr...@comcast.net

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Sunday, December 14, 2008 2:34 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List [Fwd: [BlindAttic] 500g b externil hard drive to

I hope soon so can ve vip other vombats voo van't to stroy de vestern
hemisphere
- Original Message -
From: Brandon Hicks hicks.brand...@gmail.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Sunday, December 14, 2008 2:17 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List [Fwd: [BlindAttic] 500g b externil hard drive

Now when are we going to get our Nuclear wessels?

Brandon H

Did you miss a message?  Well, don't.
http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/
has it for you.  Never miss a Talk2 message again.

Did you miss a message?  Well, don't.
http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/
has it for you.  Never miss a Talk2 message again.

Did you miss a message?  Well, don't.
http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/
has it for you.  Never miss a Talk2 message again.

```

### The Talk2 List my triditional thanksgiving show

```will air at 4 pm eastern (that's the top of the next hour relative to this
message) with all the cool things I can come up with.  The traditional songs of
course, and who knows what else.  I normally do these things in the morning,
but we left for grandmas earlier than usual, so it would have been a rush job,
and that's no fun.Plus all who have celebrated are probably stuffed at this
point, so may as well finish the holiday properly...
Merry Christmas!
```

### The Talk2 List The block Party

```GF mentioned that he planned to do the block party, and I just confirmed asked
him, and by his confirmation, it looks like there will be a block party on TBRN
rather soon, relative to the posting of this message.

```

### Re: The Talk2 List facebook

```
navagating with paragraphs or unvisited links work the best.
I've gotten the best result with NVDA an firefox.
Granted, I still have jaws6 and IE6, so that may explain things.  OH well,
it works everywhere else.

- Original Message -
From: ryan Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Monday, November 10, 2008 9:21 AM

I just got on facebook and I'm trying to get used to the interface.
Feel free to write me pivately if you have any pointers as far as
accessibility goes.

I like twitter better than the other social media things I've messed with.

Did you miss a message?  Well, don't.
http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/
has it for you.  Never miss a Talk2 message again.

Did you miss a message?  Well, don't.
http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/
has it for you.  Never miss a Talk2 message again.

```

### The Talk2 List no show today

```I hope you enjoyed the 7ish hours of the Halloween stuff I aired yesterday,
because, yet again, I am unable to do the show this week.
I will be at a dinner held as the result of 5 people in my family who have
birthdays around this time.
Next week should see things getting back to normal, and if I have to give
something up to make it the case, I shall.
Seeing a rather large chunk of the schedule on break is something that I don't
find cool, so the least I can do is a make up sometime during the week.

```

### The Talk2 List halloween crap from me on tbrn

```Hi.
I'm sure venison and his internal company have plans for Halloween, and we know
for sure that bec will be on at 9 eastern for her Halloween show.
However, airing my contributions tomorrow would be dumb for several obvious
reasons, so at 11 eastern, check out my rather strange offerings.
This won't be like a regular show, although it will have enough me in it to
keep it real.
However, think of it as me making up for lost time/tapes.
It won't be uploaded, so if you miss it...  oops.
The upshot of that is that if something is popular, it may be ran next year on
a standard show.

```

### The Talk2 List the most geeky but still tipical spam message I've seen thus far

```wow. I got the most random geeky spam message ever. its subject line was

Just thought you guys should know.

```

### The Talk2 List random show

```At the top of the next hour, IE, 10 eastern, I'm doing a random broadcast.
Why?  because I feal like it.
Do I have anything planned?  Nope, but I usually don't, so it works it usually.
Hope to see you there.
you know what to do, http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg

```

### Re: The Talk2 List random show

```
yup.
there was.
I really should start updating my lj, the WDGLFM forum, or both.
If I'm not careful the actual station WDGLFM may rank higher in google,
and we can't have a real thinggy dominating me like that.

Btw, said company makes high-end recording interfaces for pocket PC's
- Original Message -
From: Daniel R [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Tuesday, September 30, 2008 9:12 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List random show

Hey Derek, was there a show this past Saturday? i am asking because I
went looking for the archive the next day and didn't see anything.
Thanks

Dan

--
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Paterson New Jersey
Website: http://danrmusic.no-ip.org
Sprint Cell Phone: 973-955-6955
Cingular Cell Phone: 973-330-2036
MSN messenger/E-mail:
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
myspace:
http://myspace.com/south_park246

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```

### Re: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile

```True.
Oh well, firefox for me then.  I've been meaning to try it for a while anyway.

- Original Message -
From: Tasha Raella Chemel
To: talk2
Sent: Thursday, September 25, 2008 12:23 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile

i guess that's a valid point, but come on. How hard would it have been for
them to put in some heading navigation? Having to scroll through all that
excess garbage really detracts from my enjoyment of the site.
- Original Message -
From: Amy Billman
To: talk2
Sent: Thursday, September 25, 2008 12:17 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile

At the risk of starting a blindy uprising, I'd venture to guess that the
reason why nothing has shown up in blindy lists in the online universe, is
because other than the headings being taken out, (which is probably the only
valid gripe that people disliking the new fb have,) it really comes down to
something as simple as folks not liking a change and being ripped out of their
comfort zone.

They're not gonna change it back guys, so get over it.

Yes... The profile page is kinda nasty in spots, and removing
applications is sort of a pain in the almighty asshole, but it's still totally
doable.
Personally I like what they did with the news feed by making it in a
chronological order, and they needed to have it so you could comment on
statuses... That one was a long time in coming.
If you really feel the needfor something easier and faster, you can check
out m.facebook.com in Firefox, but (at least I can't anyway) access the
applications that way.

*Sheepishly retreats back into my corner*

You learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see
an imperfect person perfectly.
Amy Billman
Email:
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Messenger ID's:
[EMAIL PROTECTED]

[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Aim:
amyk0223
Skype:
amyb0223
www.myspace.com/clutchfan74

- Original Message -
From: Derek Lane
To: talk2
Sent: Thursday, September 25, 2008 12:01 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile

There are several I'm sure, but those who took the time probably
complained with the hundreds who have already done so.
Thing is, I'm not for playing the blind card usually, but if I could
talk/write to someone withpower, explaining why the old facebook was nice,
rather than just saying how bad the new one is, I may hopefully make an
impression.
Like you, I must confess that I am surprised that one of the hard core
hasn't clamped on to this and ran screaming quite loudly.

- Original Message -
From: Tasha Raella Chemel
To: talk2
Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2008 11:52 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile

god, i was waiting for someone to ask that question. ive been
constantly googling, expecting an onslaught of messages on blindy listservs
expressing that same sentiment, and have come up empty. i hate not being able
to press h to jump from news item to news item and to have to wade through all
this crap to find anything remotely interesting. glad to hear someone is as
pissed off as I am.
- Original Message -
From: Derek Lane
To: talk2
Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2008 11:46 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile

So, I'm going to ask the same question that many have asked around
the net;  anyone manage to get the old facebook back?
I've yet too, and I've spent more time on trying to get said version
back than editing church things PDAudio stuff, and things I actually get paid
to do.
Oh well.

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### The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile

```So, I'm going to ask the same question that many have asked around the net;
anyone manage to get the old facebook back?
I've yet too, and I've spent more time on trying to get said version back than
editing church things PDAudio stuff, and things I actually get paid to do.
Oh well.
```

### Re: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile

```There are several I'm sure, but those who took the time probably complained
with the hundreds who have already done so.
Thing is, I'm not for playing the blind card usually, but if I could talk/write
to someone withpower, explaining why the old facebook was nice, rather than
just saying how bad the new one is, I may hopefully make an impression.
Like you, I must confess that I am surprised that one of the hard core
hasn't clamped on to this and ran screaming quite loudly.

- Original Message -
From: Tasha Raella Chemel
To: talk2
Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2008 11:52 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile

god, i was waiting for someone to ask that question. ive been constantly
googling, expecting an onslaught of messages on blindy listservs expressing
that same sentiment, and have come up empty. i hate not being able to press h
to jump from news item to news item and to have to wade through all this crap
to find anything remotely interesting. glad to hear someone is as pissed off as
I am.
- Original Message -
From: Derek Lane
To: talk2
Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2008 11:46 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile

So, I'm going to ask the same question that many have asked around the net;
anyone manage to get the old facebook back?
I've yet too, and I've spent more time on trying to get said version back
than editing church things PDAudio stuff, and things I actually get paid to do.
Oh well.

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```

### The Talk2 List No WDGLFM today

```Due to the fact that I thought I'd be gone, I have prepared nothing for the
show today, although I won't be here next weekend for sure, I would like to
regroup, and thus, no show this week or next.
There is currently a small festival thingy that kind of wants to be a fair when
it grows up, and I may end up there hanging out with whoever happens to be
around.
No matter what, I should have some good stuff upon my return.
```

### Re: The Talk2 List Fw: Don't Do This At Wal-Mart

```I've seen some of these in a few other places, but not all.
However, there was never an explanation of what code 3 does.
Oh well.
- Original Message -
From: Amy Billman
To: talk2
Sent: Friday, August 22, 2008 7:04 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List Fw: Don't Do This At Wal-Mart

Block quote start

Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband goes
with her to Wal-Mart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He
prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. One day Mrs.
Fenton
gets this letter from Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of
you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance
equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.

Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in
Wal-Mart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in house wares.and watched what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of MM's on
layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and
asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
mirror, and picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the
clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
Mission Impossible  theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his Madonna look using
different size funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
yelled PICK ME! PICK ME!

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes
the fetal position and screams NO! NO! It's those voices again

And last, but not least:

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, then yelled very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here!

Block quote end

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Block quote start

Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband goes
with her to Wal-Mart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He
prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. One day Mrs.
Fenton
gets this letter from Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of
you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance
equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.

Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in
Wal-Mart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in house wares.and watched what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of MM's on
layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and
asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
mirror, and picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the
clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
Mission Impossible  theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his Madonna look using
different size ```

### Re: The Talk2 List For Rent

```That sounded nice for a while, then changed its mind rather fast.

- Original Message -
From: Venison88a
To: talk2
Sent: Saturday, August 09, 2008 2:15 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List For Rent

Date: 2008-08-07, 12:42AM EDT

GORGEOUS 10 x 14 BEDROOM, DRENCHED WITH LOTS OF AFTERNOON SUNLIGHT,
GENEROUS CLOSET SPACE, CLEAN BATHROOM, NICE COMMON SPACE AND STORAGE. W/D IN
BASEMENT (COIN-OP ALTHOUGH LANDLORD IS IN PROCESS OF MAKING IT FREE!) AND
ELEC/COOKING GAS/HI-SPEED INTERNET/TRASH PICK-UP INCLUDED IN RENT. STREET
PARKING. CLOSE TO HOSPITALS AND SOME SHOPPING.

LIVE WITH TWO QUIET ROOMMATES BOTH STUDENTS (ONE INTERNATIONAL)
NO DRINKING/DRUGS, CALM LIVING ENVIRONMENT FOR RIGHT INDIVIDUAL
WITH REGULAR HOURS.

THERE IS ONE SMALL CATCH THAT HAS NOT BEEN A PROBLEM AT ALL WITH
PREVIOUS TENANTS. BEDROOM MUST BE SHARED WITH APPROX. 700 LB. ADULT MALE
SILVERBACK GORILLA. THIS IS AN EASTERN LOWLAND GORILLA WHO IS FAIRLY DOCILE
ALTHOUGH HE DOES NEED TO STRETCH HIS LEGS FROM TIME TO TIME. HE FEEDS ON
FRUITS AND LEAVES AND HAS SOMEWHAT OF AN INTENSE SEXUAL APPETITE.

BIG KITCHEN WITH BREAKFAST AREA. BEDROOM WINDOWS FACES CIPRIANI NO
TRAFFIC NOISE! SOMEWHAT LOW CEILINGS BUT GUT RENOVATED WITH HARDWOOD FLOORS AND
ORIGINAL MOLDINGS.
NOT RAILROAD! SEPARATE ROOMS WITH TWO ENTRANCES. ELEVATOR BUILDING.

YEAR LEASE REQUIRED.
FIRST AND LAST PLUS SECURITY. TOTAL OF \$2200 MOVE-IN COST.
THIS WILL NOT LAST. NO BROKERS PLEASE.

```

### Re: The Talk2 List Heavily Influenced on a break

```
Dang it.
That invalidates another one of Johns amazingly cool promos.
Personally, I think we need some new people to step up.  So, if anyone is
thinking about starting a show, contact me, bec, Andre, or any other
qualifyed tbrn staf person thinggy.

Do we really want an auto dj show?

- Original Message -
From: Brandon Hicks [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Tuesday, August 05, 2008 9:41 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List Heavily Influenced on a break

Hi everyone,

Heavily Influenced is on a break for the foreseeable future. My desktop
has gone screwy, and I don't have any sighted people, or even a monitor if
I could find someone to help me figure out why the thing won't boot from
CD.

When things are back up, expect a message from me on here.

Bye for now

Brandon H

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### The Talk2 List random show.

```At 10 eastern, and thus 31 minits after this post, I'm going to do a random
show.  Conditions arn't great for one given that some work is being done in the
basement, and all kinds of noises are coming through the flor, but I still feal
like doing one anyway.
I know that it'd be wise to cover for venison instead of going on now, but who
knows how long I may or may not be around...
You know how and where to listen, so go for it.

```

### Re: The Talk2 List Comcast Guilty of Net Neutrality

```
Heck yeah.
Finally the government does something in the nets favor.
Good times.
- Original Message -
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Friday, August 01, 2008 4:52 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List Comcast Guilty of Net Neutrality

Let me be the first to congratulate the United States Federal
Communications Commission on its finding of guilt of Comcast for
http://www.eweek.com/c/a/Government/Comcast-Guilty-of-Net-Neutrality-
Violations/
Comcast Guilty of Net Neutrality Violations
By Roy Mark
2008-08-01
FCC holds nation's second largest broadband provider broke network
neutrality principles when it throttled P2P traffic from BitTorrent.
FCC rejects Comcast contention that network throttling is part of
routine network management by broadband service providers.
In the first major test of the FCC's (Federal Communications
Commission) network neutrality principles, the agency found Comcast
guilty Aug. 1 of secretly degrading network traffic. On a 3-2 vote,
the FCC ordered Comcast to stop blocking traffic, disclose to the FCC
the full extent of the cable giant's traffic practices and to keep
the public informed of its future network management plans.
The FCC said Comcast violated the agency's Internet policy when it
blocked P2P traffic by BitTorrent. The agency also found that Comcast
misled consumers when it did not properly disclose its P2P policy.
Voting for the sanctions were Republican Chairman Kevin Martin and
Democratic Commissioners Michael Copps and Jonathan Adelstein.
Republicans Robert McDowell and Deborah Taylor Tate opposed the
measure.
amount of congestion on the network or how small the file might be.
Martin insisted the FCC's actions are not about regulating the
Internet.
Indeed, I have consistently opposed calls for legislation or rules
to impose network neutrality, Martin said. Like many other policy
makers and members of Congress, I have said such legislation or rules
are unnecessary, because the Commission already has the tools it
needs to punish a bad actor.
McDowell, though, said the FCC does not have the rules in place to
enforce network neutrality. Comcast also contends its practices are
reasonable under FCC rules and even if the FCC found Comcast in
violation, the agency has no authority to enforce its network
neutrality principles. The FCC overreaches with this order,
McDowell said.
Copps called the vote a landmark decision for the FCC.
Discrimination, per se, is not illegal, Copps said. Unreasonable
discrimination, though, is.
In August 2005, the FCC declared that consumers are entitled to
access the lawful Internet content of their choice, run applications
and services of their choice and plug in and run legal devices of
their choice. The FCC also said consumers have a right to competition
among network providers, application and service providers and
content providers.
Copps called for a fifth FCC network neutrality principle.
A clearly stated principle of non-discrimination would prove the FCC
is not having a one-night affair with network neutrality, Copps
said. The non-discrimination principle would also apply to wireless
and wireline to assure all the freedoms of the Internet to everyone.

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### The Talk2 List quick reminder

```The show is starting at 1pm eastern, rather than 2.
This means I should send this message, and start said thinggy... oops.
```

### The Talk2 List if you miss WDGLFM...

```You will have missed the single most incriminating show I will have probably
ever done on this network.
Taking a page from the proverbial book of John...  Clower, I have went deep in
to ye old archives and found clips of me and other strange people ranging from
1997 to 1999.
Though some of these are vary short, I just found these tapes today, and the
only reason they would need to be edited is for sake of some level differences.
Tech stuff aside, if the net holds up, it will be strange, fun, and kind of bad
on my part!  You all can make it either better or worse by participating, of
course.
At this point, you more than likely know how to listen, and that, as of this
writing, the show will start in 31 minutes.
```

### The Talk2 List Fw: [midi-mag] Re: What a wake-up call!!!

```
all I can say is... wow.
- Original Message -
From: Neal Ewers [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, July 11, 2008 10:53 AM
Subject: RE: [midi-mag] Re: What a wake-up call!!!

Ah Jean, what a lovely noise.  Couldn't you put some music to it?  It
would

be the very first album of road construction sounds and music.  Never mind
those new age music and bird albums, this is much more rousing.

Man, I don't know how you stand it.  Don't you hear this in your studio?
And did they ever fix the hole they made in your house?

Now, the next time you give us a sound scape from your place, please use
something besides an old squeaky vacuum cleaner?  ,Smile.  I know, this
is

no laughing matter.  So, Jean and his wife buy a house way away from the
noises of the planet, except for the ones one wants to hear, and now he
has

this?  What a crewel twist of fate for someone who runs a recording
business.  But wait, then there are all those blind people on another list
who want to put noise makers on hybrid cars so they won't be run over by
them.  Let's hear it for causing there to be more noise instead of less.
Tell me, would you even hear a Mac truck heading toward you in all that
noise?  I don't think so.  Hey, I've got it.  Hybrid road construction
equipment.  There you go.  Right.  Good luck.

Hang in their Jean.

Neal

-Original Message-
From: Studio Montebello [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, July 11, 2008 7:25 AM
To: Midi Mag mailing list
Subject: [midi-mag] Re: What a wake-up call!!!

http://www.studiomontebello.com/wakeup.mp3
Jean

Visitez mon site / Visit my site at http://www.studiomontebello.com

- Original Message -
From: Studio Montebello [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: Midi Mag mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, July 11, 2008 8:23 AM
Subject: What a wake-up call!!!

Sunflower

The autoroute building saga continues in Montebello!
Here's what woke us up this morning at 6o'clock.
It's   the same 7 days a week!!!
Recorded with my trusted H2 recorder from the window of or bedroom.
I hope you enjoy the recording because we surely don't like the real
action!

Jean

Visitez mon site / Visit my site at http://www.studiomontebello.com

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### Re: The Talk2 List Fw: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

```NAGAMENT:
wonder what would happen if either the wife/girlfriend were annoying on top of
said thingy, or if they were a very very blind person and accidentally dished
out the wrong medicine and wanted to cancel the affect by being
uncharacteristically nice.

- Original Message -
From: Mary Ann
To: talk2
Sent: Wednesday, July 09, 2008 11:06 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List Fw: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how
awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out!

ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.

PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an
evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence and prevents
conception.

DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge
to flip off other drivers.

MENICILLIN
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal
lines as, 'You make me want to be a better person. '

Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration,
and credit limit of spending spree.

JACKASSPIRIN
anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat

ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share
their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

NAGAMENT
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation
level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.

```

### Re: The Talk2 List IP test

```It does work, and I must confess that this has been the most borring summer
for talk2 thus far.

- Original Message -
From: Onj [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Monday, July 07, 2008 2:56 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List IP test

Since this list has been dead for a remarkably long time, this is to see
whether stuff works again.  It had better do.  Or else.  yes.  That's
right.

MR  Andre P. Louis

My personal site: http://AndreLouis.COM
My Live Journal: http://LJ.AndreLouis.COM
Free music (for use in MOH systems, podcasts and radio):
http://tbrn.net/Beds

The Beyond Radio Network (TBRN:) http://www.TBRN.NET
Rockbox voices: http://tbrn.net/rockbox
The phonetones project: http://AndreLouis.COM/phonetones

Online contacts:

Email and NET Messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Aim: FreakyFwoof

Telephone contacts:

Home (phone United Kingdom):   +44207-076
Home (fax United Kingdom):   +44207- 2212126
Cellular (United Kingdom): +44-7875-546903
In the United States: +1-404-8065809
or
+1-253-2421089

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```

### Re: The Talk2 List IP test

```
What about pink, or blue for everyone else that associates color with
gender.

Quite naturally for other people, we have to have black thread as well.

- Original Message -
From: Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Monday, July 07, 2008 8:27 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List IP test

On 7/7/2008, 4:06:23 PM EDT, Derek said:

D It does work, and I must confess that this has been the most borring
summer

D for talk2 thus far.

I think we said that last year, too, only this year has managed to be
even more boring.

-- --
Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA)

KE4DYI
Greensboro, NC
website: http://www.pdaudio.net
home: +1(336)698-4417
Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583
e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
aim: noaptiva

This message originally sent in reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED] on Monday, July
07, 2008 at 8:27 PM EDT.

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### The Talk2 List PDAudio realtime 2008

```Ok. Heres the thing. Most of you readers know what this is about.
However, in case you didn't know the when, have a traditional reminder.
On Saturday, PDAudio productions, consisting of Patric Perdue and I, come
together at his place to do yet another strange and weird stream, which will
begin at 7 PM eastern time. We only have one bit planned so far, which should
work, and for those of you who are familiar with last years stream, will
no doubt recall the rather amusing things that were the result of playing with
very large bubble pack. This year, we are taking that concept several steps
farther, and the results will definitely be odd.
By Saturday, we will have other odd things planned perhaps, but even if not, it
will be ok because the unplanned streams seem to be the best, as they have
room for you, the listener to interact.
This means that people who may be typical lurkers should step out and show the
love/appreciation for the content.
Actually, said ideas are those which should begin applying themselves to you at
3 PM eastern, as blart radio is sliding in to the 03:00-05:00 slot for
this week. After that we'll probably see the amerging of a very misplaced,
early morning, late night, not quite breakfast show which will last until 7.
I've put together a little stream promotion located at
http://tbrn.net/pdaudio/audio/RealTimePromo.ogg
to show you what we do, rather than use generic wording to explain something
that is definitely different from what some of you may hear.
If you can't play ogg files, I'm quite surprised, but if not, let me know and I
So, in brief, Saturday, 3 eastern,
start listening to the Beyond Radio Network... enough said.
.

```

### Re: The Talk2 List PDAudio realtime 2008

```
Well, nothing's perfect.
yeah, enough said.
- Original Message -
From: Farhan [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 11:01 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List PDAudio realtime 2008

oh yeah, and you can't forget all the sad blind people, like sean everest,
and kerry verra, who ask dumb questions like, when is pdaudio realtime
going to happen, come on, mommy? give it us mommy? right now mommy.

I rest my case.
did I say mommy? mommy mommy mommy.
er,
Whatever, fuck off.
On 6/26/2008 at 21:59 Derek Lane said
Ok. Heres the thing. Most of you readers know what this is about.
However, in case you didn't know the when, have a traditional reminder.
On Saturday, PDAudio productions, consisting of Patric Perdue and I, come
together at his place to do yet another strange and weird stream, which
will
begin at 7 PM eastern time. We only have one bit planned so far, which
should work, and for those of you who are familiar with last years stream,
will
no doubt recall the rather amusing things that were the result of playing
with very large bubble pack. This year, we are taking that concept several
steps

farther, and the results will definitely be odd.
By Saturday, we will have other odd things planned perhaps, but even if
not, it will be ok because the unplanned streams seem to be the best, as
they have

room for you, the listener to interact.
This means that people who may be typical lurkers should step out and show
the love/appreciation for the content.
Actually, said ideas are those which should begin applying themselves to
you at 3 PM eastern, as blart radio is sliding in to the 03:00-05:00
slot for
this week. After that we'll probably see the amerging of a very misplaced,
early morning, late night, not quite breakfast show which will last
until 7.
I've put together a little stream promotion located at
http://tbrn.net/pdaudio/audio/RealTimePromo.ogg
to show you what we do, rather than use generic wording to explain
something that is definitely different from what some of you may hear.
If you can't play ogg files, I'm quite surprised, but if not, let me know

So, in brief, Saturday, 3 eastern,
start listening to the Beyond Radio Network... enough said.
.

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### The Talk2 List miranda is being mean.

```It was one thing when miranda wouldn't log in to tbrn's aim no matter what I
did, but now my personal well-trained/well-bread miranda doesn't like logging
in to mine.
I see no logs or anything that would help fix the problem, I've tried several
versions, and the only thing that changed rom the last time aim worked to the
present is the passage of time.
Any ideas?
```

### Re: Re[2]: The Talk2 List Fwd: About Me

```BTW, said blink should be ran through translation, although he seems to have
those generated issues by default.

- Original Message -
From: Farhan [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, June 19, 2008 11:30 PM
Subject: Re[2]: The Talk2 List Fwd: About Me

What the crap? wait a second, er at least ask the dude where he found your
email or something. I don'tno.

mm fried chicken.
On 6/19/2008 at 22:30 Stephen Clower said

Patrick Perdue wrote:

What should I do with this? I am reminded of myself at about the age
of 5 or 6 here?

Forwarded message:

from Andy Park [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]

to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED]
mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]

sent: Thursday, 6/19/2008 at 2:43:52 PM

Hi,

My name is Andy or Andrew Park, what ever my name is called. I lived
in Flushing, NY, and my interest is everything: clocks, bells, pipe
organ music, Classical to the 60s, mechanical music such as band
organs, barrel organs, and much more. I played the pipe organ, not an
electric one, the clarinet, violin, (Italian for fiddle), piano (such
as the upright and grand), handbells, and accordion. I'm also
interested on technology (computers, and more.) I am currently in
Perkins School for the Blind, which is in Watertown, MA, and I'm 18
years old. I am currently in my house right now, which has, guess
what, my mantle clock on my right that chimes every 15 minutes. How
about you. Tell me a bit about yourself, and do you have a mantle
clock that chimes every 15 minutes too? It's nice to meat you.

Andy

-- --

Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA)

KE4DYI

Greensboro, NC

website: http://www.pdaudio.net

home: +1(336)698-4417

Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583

e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]

aim: noaptiva

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### The Talk2 List all is going well

```John easily made it through his 12 hour broadcast, jdx pulled off a very good
rejected relms, and it seems that Andre and Arfy have done a very cool show.
I heard most of john, pieces of jdx, and the last bit of arfy and mr. Louis.
So, after breakfast, as in, around 09:00 AM eastern, I will be taking over for
a bit and going as long as I can.
You know how to listen, so do it

```

### The Talk2 List todays show

```What do people from Minnesota that sing country music, the very muchly dead
Nashville Network, puppets, and blinks have in common?
Find out on today's WDGLFM as well as hear some other strange old things I have
recorded from some vhs tapes.
As a result I've found a rather amusing surprise for john, as well as all fans
of the john zone, and I think said individuals will like said thing.
All that and more, plus your calls and messages.
You know when and how to listen, so do it because it will be good for you.
```

### Re: The Talk2 List 13 Year old steals Dad's credit card to buy hooker play xbox

```
I was about to say the same thing.
Good thing I checked before replying.
- Original Message -
From: Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Monday, May 12, 2008 7:49 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List 13 Year old steals Dad's credit card to buy
hooker play xbox

On 5/12/2008, 1:06:50 PM EDT, Brandon swiped his tail across the dirty
playground, and said:

-BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-
Hash: SHA1

Congratulations, Brandon! you are now the new local Hank Smith, all be
it a Canadian and more intelligent one, assuming that combination is
valid. Don't know what I'm talking about? Oh well... You'll figure it out.

Not to mention the ajUAoKhU0CAJwEseO+tcnLRHXMs9iMGO =Crmv, ya know?
What would we do without that, anyway?

-- --
Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA)

KE4DYI
Greensboro, NC
website: http://www.pdaudio.net
home: +1(336)698-4417
Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583
e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
aim: noaptiva

This message originally sent in reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED] on
Monday, May 12, 2008 at 7:47 PM EST.

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### Re: The Talk2 List weather bad times

```
w double o f...
You know, it took me a long time to put together that the were basically
saying woof!

- Original Message -
From: Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Wednesday, May 07, 2008 8:08 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List weather bad times

On 5/7/2008, 12:34:31 AM EDT, Mary Ann wrote:

Thanks. Glad it isn't just me. Though Patrick's seems to be the neatest
incident of Weather oddness though.

Yep, mmy Miranda plugin  is portraying that PDQ bach track just great, ya
know.

Those of you who have looked out of your windows this morning have
probably been surprised to see that there is no weather today. This
unusual condition is due to a surprise wildcat strike by members of the
Weather Bureau Employees Union, local 30.2 and falling, and is expected
to continue through tomorrow night the possibility of clearing up by
Friday.

Some members, however, have said that they intend to cross the
picket line. So, our forecast for today and tomorrow is for scattered
weather over the greater Greensboro area.-- --

Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA)
KE4DYI
Greensboro, NC
website: http://www.pdaudio.net
home: +1(336)698-4417
Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583
e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
aim: noaptiva

This message originally sent in reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED] on Wednesday,
May 07, 2008 at 8:02 AM EST.

Did you miss a message?  Well, don't.
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has it for you.  Never miss a Talk2 message again.

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### Re: The Talk2 List weather bad times

```
how is that done?
- Original Message -
From: Arthur Pirika [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Wednesday, May 07, 2008 9:17 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List weather bad times

Well then, wooof woof woof! Who remembers that time on a louis combo box
where our dog did that in the middle of a tt convo? Yep. Anyway, i too
have been having bad weather times so looks like I'll have to do some
tweaking. What fun!
Btw, for anyone interested, i now seem to have found a decent solution for
getting miranda to update the status message to reflect current track in
winamp. Only thing is it only updates every minute, oh well, and yes, it
does keep track of streams. Yay, good times, and now, I'll leave you all
aloan.

buz

MR  Arthur J. Pirika

You can find many things out about me by reading below this line:

My Live Journal: http://arfy8820.livejournal.com
Free music (for use in MOH systems, podcasts and radio):
http://tbrn.net/arfy

The Beyond Radio Network (TBRN:) http://www.TBRN.NET

Online contacts:

Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
msn messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Aim: arfy8820

Telephone contacts:

Home (phone: +64-3-341-1500 - Ext. 54857
Cellular (New Zealand): +64-21-036-0670
In the United States: +1-702-520-5110

Ring the TBRN conference line 24 hours a day!  +1-702-520-5123
- Original Message -
From: Derek Lane [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, May 08, 2008 1:08 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List weather bad times

w double o f...
You know, it took me a long time to put together that the were basically
saying woof!

- Original Message -
From: Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Wednesday, May 07, 2008 8:08 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List weather bad times

On 5/7/2008, 12:34:31 AM EDT, Mary Ann wrote:

Thanks. Glad it isn't just me. Though Patrick's seems to be the neatest
incident of Weather oddness though.

Yep, mmy Miranda plugin  is portraying that PDQ bach track just great,
ya know.

Those of you who have looked out of your windows this morning have
probably been surprised to see that there is no weather today. This
unusual condition is due to a surprise wildcat strike by members of the
Weather Bureau Employees Union, local 30.2 and falling, and is expected
to continue through tomorrow night the possibility of clearing up by
Friday.

Some members, however, have said that they intend to cross the
picket line. So, our forecast for today and tomorrow is for scattered
weather over the greater Greensboro area.-- --

Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA)
KE4DYI
Greensboro, NC
website: http://www.pdaudio.net
home: +1(336)698-4417
Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583
e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
aim: noaptiva

This message originally sent in reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED] on Wednesday,
May 07, 2008 at 8:02 AM EST.

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### The Talk2 List weather bad times

```Is anyone having an issue where the Miranda weather plugin just seems to
disappear?  It has done that today and doesn't seem to want to come back.
I know others have mentioned this, but has anyone managed to get it back again?
```

### Re: The Talk2 List weather bad times

```
I do believe that I have the same version as you.
Oh well, I'll have a look tomorrow to see if there are any updates.
I know I've used this version of said plugin from the middle of 06 to this
point with no issues.

- Original Message -
From: Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Tuesday, May 06, 2008 10:54 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List weather bad times

Well, I have a Miranda weather issue but not that one. The stations all
show up in the contact list, but everything is n/a. Here is my local
forecast, for example:
Feel-Like: N/A
Pressure: N/A
Wind: N/A
Humidity: N/A
Dew Point: N/A
Visibility: N/A

Sun Rise: N/A
Sun Set: N/A

5 Days Forecast:
/  %,
/  %,
/  %,
/  %,
/  %,

Really quite useless. Perhaps it's time to update that particular plugin?
The version I have is pretty old.

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### The Talk2 List no WDGLFM today

```Due to family obligations, there will be no show today, however, I will do
a makeup show at some point this week.

```

### Re: The Talk2 List Top Five Laziest Inventions

```
Paterson New Jersey?
Never been there.  What is it like?  Does it truely exist?

- Original Message -
From: Daniel R [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Monday, April 28, 2008 2:23 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List Top Five Laziest Inventions

Hey,

This is Dan, as some of you may know.

Check out this video I found. I thought it was amusing.

http://www.videojug.com/film/the-top-5-laziest-inventions

--
Daniel C Romero
Paterson New Jersey
Cell Phone: 973-955-6955
MSN:
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
myspace:
http://myspace.com/south_park246

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### Re: The Talk2 List news Ninjam and other niceties

```
noticed.
oh well.

- Original Message -
From: Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, April 26, 2008 8:50 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List news Ninjam and other niceties

Yeah, too bad Andre's server strips all html code, or that might have
been kind of neat.

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### The Talk2 List no WDGLFM

```Due to the fact that I don't feel very well, and that some plans with the
family have manifested themselves, there will be no show today.
More than likely, I'll do a random broadcast at some point during the week to
compensate, but its not to be today.
I've also been told that Andre is also taking the day off, but for slightly
different reasons.

```

### Re: The Talk2 List Fw:

```I like those.
They make me happy.
They bathe me and tell me how much they love me.
I cry at nights and they tell me to suck it up or die, and while choking and
coughing up blood they let me know its all a dream, sent by the clock in my
pancreas.
The clock that walks around when not at its home going fim, splim, splat,
squish... for sake of the little dogs head!
Its great, the mustard told me, yes, I swear, that is honestly what it said
after I used it on the 2 chicken sandwiches I had for lunch.
Now, back to the worms which do good things for me...  Just so you know,
they're tape worms, not just any kind of tape worms but quarter inch tape
worms.  When originally played, they had clips of Jorge Jones covering some
Jay-Z tracks, but after they went through a bulk eraser, and were used to power
the afore-mentioned clock, they have some really weird spikes of white noise on
them.
Also you should note that they are not out, nor will they ever be.
However, free Copies may be obtained at
www.dishwater.net/hoofhoof/~nergle_nargletwist.html

- Original Message -
From: alvin sheridan
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2008 1:26 PM
Subject: Fw:

Worm out at once!
img0.gif
```

### The Talk2 List coming live from Nashville, or not?

```After the crazy vacation we had, tune in to the show today to hear some
recordings and recaps from the crazy time that was Tennessee.
As usual, Kelly will be the co-host, and as the only sighted person on the
trip, his perspective will be rather interesting, to say the least.
You obviously know ho to listen, so check out WDGLFM at 2 eastern.
If john does an impromptu john zone, then start your listening experience by
listening to that,
as that is the only sinsable thing to do.

```

### The Talk2 List MarAmy...

```...will begin broadcasting at 09:35.
This announcement was for those who have either given up, or who have just
started checking things out.

```

### Re: The Talk2 List Kickin' Back with Mary Ann - the Birthday Edition

```
Cool.
You can speak english and get a job where people can't, and the people who
can't speak english get jobs where they can't.

Cute.
- Original Message -
From: Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Sunday, February 17, 2008 6:46 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Kickin' Back with Mary Ann - the Birthday
Edition

On 2/17/2008, 3:39:11 PM EST, Amy swiped her tail across the dirty
playground, and said:

Are these fictitious or actual certs, or does that mean something else?

Yeah, they're certs, out of date though they may be. MCP=Microsoft
Certified Professional (in this case, just boring old Windows 2000
Professional).

I am a bad person, and have not updated these credentials since 2002.
But, I can probably get a job providing tech support for an ISP in a
third world country with what I've got now, so that's something I guess.

-- --
Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA)

KE4DYI
Greensboro, NC
website: http://www.pdaudio.net
home: +1(336)698-4417
Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583
e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
aim: noaptiva

This message originally sent in reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED] on Sunday,
February 17, 2008 at 6:43 PM EST.

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### The Talk2 List for those who can't get or feel romance

```I am doing a single awareness show tomorrow on TBRN starting at 11 eastern.
Lets face it, valentines day exists, and there are 0 things that can be done
Rather than making the mistake i have done in some past years of moping the day
away, and/or being annoyed at life in general, I bring words and songs for
those of us like myself who have had previews of love, but have always been
kicked out before the feature presentation.  I've also got songs for those who
have been cheated on, who've cheated, who have broken up with people, and who
have been dumped for a wide range of reasons.  So, rather than being antisocial
or secluded, tune in to TBRNtomorrow at 11 AM eastern, get some festive
food and drink, and lets unite to do our own thing.
Who knows, you may come away from this being empowered by the fact that either
your life doesn't suck as badly as some of the situations that will be covered
tomorrow, or that, at least, someone can identify with you.
In case you don't know and need listen links, go to www.tbrn.net .
```

### The Talk2 List a classic WDGLFM

```Quite honestly, I've had a rather taxing week, with things breaking and sort of
fixing themselves in a convoluted way.  That, however, has nothing to do with
the crazy show I've got planned.
What kinds of noises can be made with sound editing and the rather odd sounds
that andre and Patrick captured over the last week?
Was a dj on an fm station in 1998 feeling the same way about valentines day
that I feel?
Also, from the same tape hear a piece of a small community country radio
station as the dj talks about a song that he wrote in 1958, and, of course the
song itself.
Naturally, if time permits, we'll pick up on the reading of the history of
jazz, book that was started last week.
All this plus whatever craziness you, the listener, chooses to throw in the mix.
You know where to listen, and why... So do it.
```

### Re: The Talk2 List Amazingly bad?

```
Oh yeah, and great success, of course.
that's almost like myspaces.com/borat (see the farhandre, or andrhan show,
or whatever that thing was called...)
- Original Message -
From: ryan perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:01 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amazingly bad?

Man, I bet you think they wierd.
Hope you have rest of joyful day
- Original Message -
From: Rachel D Keyte [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 6:07 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amazingly bad?

man are you serious Dustin?  what country, pray tell, are they from? Lol
At 09:43 PM 6/02/2008, you wrote:

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### The Talk2 List No WDGLFM today

```Although most of the stuff that's broken around here is fixed, I quite honestly
don't have the energy or content for a show today.
For the tape of the week segment, I have an audio book on the history of jazz
that I will break up in to segments, which should take me through february and
march, then its back to the tape collection.
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### Re: The Talk2 List FW: Restore Your Account (updated monthly)

```
and jaws, your account, and many things wouldn't apriciate it... or rather
priciate, yeah... priciate.
*pops exagerated p in the Stan Freeburg style.*
- Original Message -
From: rainee [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2008 8:32 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List FW: Restore Your Account (updated monthly)

Click on the link bellow?  Hmmm, I don't think JAWS would like that so
well. LOL.  I don't like clicking on bellowing links.

http://www.raineemusic.com.
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
- Original Message -
From: John Clower [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2008 7:31 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List FW: Restore Your Account (updated monthly)

Notice some wonderful spelling in this here E-Mail.  Made me raff rong
time.

-Original Message-
From: Amazon Inc Security Center [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2008 10:44 PM
Subject: Restore Your Account (updated monthly)
Importance: High

Dear AmazonR member,

We are contacting you to inform you that our Account Review Team
identified

some unusual activity in your account.

In accordance with Amazon's User Agreement and to ensure that your account

account was limited. Your account access will remain limited until this
issue has been resolved. To secure your

account and quickly restore full access, we may require some additional
information from you for the following

reason: We have been notified that a card associated with your account has
been reported as lost or stolen, or that

This process is mandatory, and if not completed within the nearest time
your

account or credit card may be subject

for temporary suspension.
bellow:

http://greensboroallinone.com/catalog/images/microsoft/.-/.amazon.xcgi_F6=1/
index.htm

We encourage you to log in and perform the steps necessary to restore your
account access as soon as possible.

time may result in further limitations on

the use of your account and possible account closure.

Security Center. We apologize for any

incovenience this may cause, and we apriciate your assistance in helping
us

to maintain the integrity of the entire

Amazon system.

Thank you for using Amazon!
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### Re: The Talk2 List A little mind-boggler for you

```Well, the closest thing I can think of is millennium.
But I know 2 things:
1.  just saying that would have resulted in a 1 line talk2 message.
2.  and that would have been really really borring.

- Original Message -
From: Lynn reaper
To: talk2
Sent: Friday, January 11, 2008 5:19 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List A little mind-boggler for you

Hi all

I thought since it had me baffled for a little while, I'd present you all with
the same sinario as what just happened to me, and see if you can figure what
happened.

I was playing Boggle, which is a game where you have to pick out words from a
grid of letters, and I'd started to struggle to find words, so was looking down
the list of what I already had, and suddenly, my text to speech hit upon a
word, and spouted out one thousand and nine.  Thinking something must have
flashed up on screen or something, though why it would do that, I couldn't say,
I tried going up and down to the previous and nextwords, which read ok, but
this one word would keep reading as one thousand and nine.  All of a sudden,
I got it, without actually looking at the word in question.  So now, here's
your challenge.  Can you guess what the word was, and why it read like that?
I'll give you one clue, to be fair, because I probably wouldn't have got it
without knowing this: The words I was looking at at the time all started with
the letter M.

Have fun

Lynn
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### The Talk2 List live programming is still alive.

```As of now, WDGLFM is on live, so listen... erps, time for a voice break.
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### The Talk2 List questions and announcements that could change WDGLFM

```Due to some people I've met and some opportunities that I've been given, I have
some information and some questions that will change WDGLFM, but for the
better, I'm sure.  The question is that, should the results of the project I
will tell you guys about today be a part of the show, and would the listeners
be interested in testing and contributing to aspects of this project?
Do you want to know what I'm going on about?
Yes?
Good.
Listen to WDGLFM today at 2 eastern, pointing your ogg capable media player to
http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg, or by visiting www.tbrn.net for the web site and
other listening options.

```

### The Talk2 List tbrn streams christmas

```Starting at 10 AM  eastern , bec, me, and patrick will be streaming recordings
from yesterday.
We hope you will enjoy, and that your Christmas was fun times as well.
You know what to do, so do it.
Listen at tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg
and stay tuned to tbrn, and its respective announcements list for all the
random stuff you'll probably see over the next week or so.

```

### The Talk2 List Fw: Happy, Merry, seasonal, something

```
I was a bit off.  OH well.

- Original Message -
From: Onj [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, December 25, 2004 7:37 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List Happy, Merry, seasonal, something

SEASONAL GREETING FOLLOWING EXAMINATION AND APPROVAL FROM OUR LAWYER:

From Andre P. Louis  (the wishor) to you (hereinafter called the
wishee),

please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct,
low

stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
respect
for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or
their

choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...and a
financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but
with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects,
and

having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious
faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall
be
made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the
wishor

are acknowledged.
* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any
of the wishes.
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the
restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected
within
the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until
the

issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, which ever comes first.
* The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of
this

wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor
* Any references in this greeting to God, the Lord, Father
Christmas,

or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive,
shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this
greeting,

and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images
are hereby acknowledged.

.in other words Merry Christmas!*

For updated Music beds as of two days ago, backing tracks, stings,
slings, and all that, visit my free resource for music downloads at:

http://AndreLouis.COM/streams/beds
Give me credit where credit's due, don't claim you wrote it.

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### The Talk2 List Fw: MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME...

```
So, I'll be early forwarding this one
- Original Message -
From: Onj [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Sunday, December 25, 2005 4:44 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME...

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME...
1. My Mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning.

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
You better pray that will come out of the carpet.

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
If you don't start behaving, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me.

6. My mother taught me IRONY.
Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone. X_X

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it, killed it, then
ressurected it again to let the hurricane some fun.

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
I brought you into this world, and I can take you out. O.O

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do. =.=;;

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
Just you wait until we get home.

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
You are going to get it when you get home!

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.

18. My mother taught me ESP.
Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when youâ€™re cold?

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
When you get to be my age, you'll understand.

24. My mother taught me about SAFE SEX.
Chocolate has the same effect as sex on your brain. Eat it and you'll
have less of a chance at getting those STDs you oh-so desire.

25. My mother taught me about the responsibilty of having PETS.
Your brother just missed the toilet. Do me a favor and go clean it up.

26. My mother taught me to be afraid of people with SHARP OBJECTS
There. I'm done cutting your hair. And the back of your shirt. And sorry
for cutting out a chunk of your neck and eyebrow. You shouldn't have made

27. My mother taught me KARMA.
...And I should trust you with a sharp object after your brother stole
your book and you threatened to kill him...why?

28. And my favorite: my mother taught me about REVENGE.
One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!

Sincerely yours

Andre P. Louis

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