The Talk2 List The Italian Funeral Dog

2013-02-08 Thread Nick Giannak

I just got this from my Uncle John.
An Italian man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso 
when he

noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50
Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back,
were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the
Italian man walking the dog and said:

I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you,
but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?

My wife's.

''What happened to her?
She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her.

He inquired further, But who is in the second hearse?

The Italian man answered, My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
wife when the dog turned on her.

A very poignant and touching moment of Italian brotherhood and silence
passed between the two men.

Can I borrow the dog?

The man replied, Get in line.


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Re: The Talk2 List I thought I'd sit right down and write myself a letter

2013-02-07 Thread Nick Giannak
That is correct, and that is what I meant by working how I think it 
should. It really annoyed me otherwise. It's also, in my opinion, faster 
and less buggy than it used to be when I tried using it years back 
before I discovered the Windows Mail Hack, which is so beyond not 
recommended it isn't funny.

On 2/6/2013 12:25 PM, Derek Lane wrote:
I'm also told that t is possible to drag the columns around, so that 
you can put things in the outlook order,  that is to say, from: subject:
I'm told this by someone who used NVDA to do this thing, but I've yet 
to get it to work.



- Original Message - From: Nick Giannak n...@hkcradio.com
To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2013 8:08 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List I thought I'd sit right down and write myself 
a letter



Except for the fact that it's going to all of you too. Boo hoo. I'm 
playing with Thunderbird. Years ago I thought it was a turd. I used 
the Windows Mail hack, but it broke Windows 7's first service pack. I 
wanted to give email clients in general a face smack. But now the 
bird is good, and it works like I think it should. And all of you now 
know, so hey! I gotta blow.



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